[Comprehensive Wenhao] My God Lord insists that he is an individual

Generally speaking, as a reliable adult male, one should not disturb other people's street art behavior without authorization.However, this aquatic ballet lover...hasn't shown up for a long time.

On a rainy day, on the bridge, a teenager holding an umbrella is pinching seconds in the rain.

In the spirit of humanitarianism, Shenshang Zhuli decided to tentatively shout to the river,

"Hey——, a water ballet lover, have you fainted? If you need help, please move your legs."

The two legs on the river did not move, like a corpse.

Well, what a dedicated water ballet lover, I still insist on holding my breath even in rainy days, come on, the Tokyo Olympic single water ballet competition in the future depends on you!

The black-haired boy bowed respectfully to the inverted legs.

I wasted a lot of time, so I had to run quickly.

Zhu Li straightened up, ready to continue to drive to Yokohama Elementary School.He secretly decided in his heart that he must record the touching and respectable scene in front of him and share it with Zhong Yechan at night.

——Look at what an admirable professionalism this is!So let’s wash the bowl with Zhongya sauce tonight.

Well, the logic is perfect, full marks.

The black-haired boy turned around, and was about to start running, when he noticed from the corner of his eye that the two legs that were propped on the river surface moved twitchingly...and then moved again.

Shenshang Zhuli: "Ah, so the future ballet star passed out?"

Passing out in the water is similar to falling asleep, saying that there is no oxygen in the water... Isn't this equivalent to drowning?Well, it is indeed drowning.

The black-haired boy stood by the river and nodded in a handsome pose. In the next second, his face froze and turned into the legendary famous painting of shouting.

Wait, wait!So is there someone drowning in this river?

Eh? ? ?Eh! ! !But he can't swim either!Don't, don't panic, at this time, you need to find a time machine... No!It is to observe the surrounding environment to see if there is something that can be used——

God's main force glanced around anxiously, at this moment, a certain water ghost squatting in the river came into his sight.

The black-haired boy stared at the water ghost with sharp eyes.

Standing aside, almost found the water ghost who took the place of the dead ghost: "..."

"That water ghost over there, can you please send the diving star who is 2 meters away from you?"

After finally finding the water ghost who took the place of the dead ghost, he quickly grabbed the feet standing upside down on the water, and silently moved towards the opposite direction of the river bank.

"...Hey, water ghost, the direction is wrong, it's this way!"

The black-haired boy reminded with a kind smile, and then the water ghost moved even faster.

"Oh, interesting, it's been a long time since a monster dared to provoke me like this."

Shenshang Zhu Li narrowed his eyes with a sneer, at this moment, a mother and daughter walked behind the boy, the little girl turned her head and pointed at the boy's back: "Look, mom, that brother is talking to himself to the river. "

"Shh, don't look over there!"

The mother holding the umbrella took the little girl's hand, and deliberately walked away from under the bridge in a hurry.

God Zhu Li: "..."

Ha ha ha.

God Zhu Li calmly put away his umbrella, folded up his sleeves calmly, and showed a slow smile to a certain water ghost who couldn't understand human language.

A minute later, at the feet of the black-haired boy was a person who was coughing water, and a water ghost with a full head, huddled in the shadow of the bridge and crying.

this person?Why does it feel a little familiar?

Shenshang Zhu Li squatted down, looking thoughtfully at the coughing person.

This brown-haired boy looked to be around 12 years old, the same age as Chuya-chan.He has a beautiful face, with bandages wrapped around his exposed limbs, neck and forehead, leaving only one iris-colored eye.

The brown-haired boy coughed twice, and finally spit out the sand in his mouth. He raised his head, just in time to meet Zhu Li's observing eyes.

After the bandaged boy looked at God Zhu Li for a moment, he said with a smile on his face, "Oh, it seems that this beautiful lady saved me. Miss is really kind."

"Well, it really looks familiar."

Shenshang Zhuli carefully looked at the brown-black-haired boy in front of him, his eyes swept over the déjà vu bandages on his body, he always felt that he had seen this person somewhere before, but he just couldn't remember.

No, he should have an impression of someone with such a dark soul.

"It sounds like Miss knows me?" The boy continued to ask with a smile. He didn't seem to be angry at Zhu Li's ignorance, and he seemed to have a good tutor.

"Well, I know someone who is very similar to you, but... I always feel that something is wrong."

Shenshang Zhu said thoughtfully, and pointed to the bandage of the brown-black-haired boy, "Especially this outfit, very, very familiar."

The brown-haired boy glanced at the bandages on his body calmly, the expression on his face remained unchanged, but he didn't feel that his outfit could be seen everywhere.

The bandaged boy was about to say something when he saw the person in front of him and added as if remembering, "By the way, I'm a man."

This kind of thing... Wasn't it said at the beginning?

The smile on the young Osamu Dazai's face seems to have stopped, but if you look carefully, it should be an illusion. He got up from the ground, and the clothes on his body kept dripping and leaking in the rain.

"Although it's a pity that I was accidentally saved by you, if it's okay, I'll..."

Before Osamu Dazai could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the boy squatting on the ground.

"Speaking of which, are you hungry?" Shenshang Zhuli didn't care about Dazai Osamu's sudden change of attitude after he knew his gender, and threw out a sentence abruptly.

Before the boy Dazai could speak, a long grunt came out of his stomach, and answered Zhu Li's question instead.

"Well, the time is just right, let's go eat then."

Zhu Li stood up from the ground on his own, shook the water off his head like an animal, picked up the umbrella with one hand, and walked forward while grabbing Osamu Dazai's sleeve with the other.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

What's the matter with this man?Did he agree to go to dinner?

Dazai Osamu, who was forced to drag him away, looked at the strange man, looking at the boy in front of him who was talking to himself without even holding an umbrella.

"Ah, by the way, remember to be polite when you get in the store, don't laugh if you don't want to, it's too fake." Shenshang Zhuli said casually.

This time, Osamu Dazai behind him even stopped smiling.With a blank expression on his face, he wanted to shake off the boy's hand holding his sleeve, "Let go."

Shenshang Zhuli turned his head, glanced at Dazai Osamu who had no emotion on his face, and even the exposed eye was barren, but nodded in satisfaction,

"Well, that's fine, keep it up."

Osamu Dazai saw that he couldn't shake off the hands on his sleeves, so he grinned indifferently, and said in a low voice mockingly, "Is this kidnapping in the street, where are you going to take me?"

"Oh, by the way, can you eat spicy food?"

It's a chicken-and-duck talk. If it's an ordinary person, they'd probably get angry and shout at this time, what's the matter with you?

But Osamu Dazai closed his mouth, as if observing a rare animal, his empty iris-colored eyes stared at Kagami Shuri without turning, and he didn't care at all where he would be taken by the stranger he met for the first time.

If there was a third person present at this time, he would probably turn his head and run away in fright from the brown-black-haired boy with bandages all over his body.

That kind of emptiness, as if dead eyes on the young boy in his youth will only make people feel more abnormal, and he wants to avoid it from the bottom of his heart.

Unfortunately, they didn't meet anyone along the way.

The rain was getting heavier and falling from the sky with a crash, blurring the distance between Dazai Osamu and Kamami Shuri for a moment.

An indescribable, indescribable inspiration struck Osamu Dazai——

Is the person in front of you real?Is he really being restrained by a "human being" now?

What kind of ordinary people are they who will drag a stranger to find a place to eat on the street, no, it should be, it is impossible for ordinary people in society to do this without even doing superficial work, without guilt Sensitive disregard for another person's wishes.

Osamu Dazai observed the black-haired boy indifferently, thinking silently.

Is this really a human being, and not just a poor imitation of human rules?

Countless irrelevant thoughts were flying in Dazai Osamu's mind. When he came back to his senses, he found that they were standing outside an ordinary restaurant, with warm lights and memories of curry floating through the crack in the door. out.

Osamu Dazai lowered his head and found that Zhu Li had let go of his sleeves and was hiding under the eaves of the restaurant, twisting his rain-soaked long hair like twisting clothes.

The bandage boy looked at him coldly, and suddenly asked, "Why don't you hold an umbrella?"

"Because you are not in the mood to hold an umbrella now, are you?"

Zhu Li raised his head, with a natural tone in his voice, "One person seems to be punishing himself in the rain, and the two of them become interesting. Anyway, they are both wet, and it doesn't make any difference if they are more or less."

What kind of strange statement is this?

Osamu Dazai sneered in his heart with a wooden face, but he saw that the black-haired boy who was not human from the beginning to the end opened the door of the restaurant first.

Although eating is a very normal action, it is a sign that people want to take in energy and decide to live.

Shenshang Zhuli didn't want to interfere with the brown-black-haired boy in front of him, he wasn't arrogant enough to think that he could save people.

But... this little boy is only as old as Chuya-chan...

Maybe it's because there is a young boy who cares about him, and he unconsciously tends to have similar care for other people of similar age.

This is probably the father's love like a mountain.

Shenshang Zhuli sighed, and decided to follow his first instinct, and hand over the kid who was picked up halfway to the healing ghost.

The wooden sliding door was opened, and a large area of ​​warm lights and the aroma of food passed over the boy, spraying Osamu Dazai all over his body and face.

The kite-eyed boy couldn't help shivering in the sudden heating. This kind of reaction and movement of ordinary people made this ashes-like boy a little bit alive.

He heard someone greet the dark-haired boy.

"Oh! Isn't this Zhu Li, it's so early today... Wait! Why are you so wet! Come in quickly!"

"Oda, get him a towel."

"Come in, my God, I'm going to catch a cold."

A red-haired man took out a white dry towel from the lounge and handed it to Kamami Shuri.

The black-haired boy took the towel without wiping it, but just held it in his hand. He turned his head and waved to Osamu Dazai who was standing at the door, "Come on, the curry here is great, after all, the only thing the owner can get is curry." It's done."

"What are you talking about! You brat!"

A voice of laughing and cursing came, and Osamu Dazai stood at the door without moving.

He should have turned around and left directly, but he strode away unexpectedly and walked into this little-known curry shop.

Let the shopkeeper shout in shock, "This kid is getting wet like this", while calling him to the seat next to the red-haired man.

"Is it a new friend? God." The red-haired man asked.

"Well... this little boy is hungry, so I recommended him the shop owner's shop, after all, the curry here is super good."

As Kamami Shuri said, he casually threw a dry towel on Osamu Dazai's head.

The kite-eyed boy turned his head with the towel on his head, and met the red-haired man's eyes.

The red-haired man greeted the boy first, "Hi, I'm Oda Sakunosuke."

"Osamu Dazai." The kite-eyed boy replied after being quiet for a while.

Osamu Dazai, 12 years old, this is the beginning of a solid relationship between him and his best friend Oda Saku.

The author has something to say:

Well, Juvenile Zai is really difficult to write

There will definitely be oocs, after all... there are a thousand slaughters out of 1000 people!

We... did our best!

Just leave the rest to Odasaku! (wiping sweat

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Known clues:

The godly boy met the boy version of Osamu Dazai

But I still can't remember who it is

After all, the teenager at this time is in the dark

Not even the light of fireflies

But with amazing intuition

The godly boy took him directly to the curry shop

Hey, Odasaku, does this person look familiar?

Nakaya, who was on standby at Yokohama Elementary School, frowned

What about that idiot?So you haven't come yet?