[Comprehensive Wenhao] My God Lord insists that he is an individual

"Raising babies from scratch - let your cubs not lose at the starting line"

Shenshang Zhuli held the book with his head down, stared at the word "cub" on the cover, and fell into deep thought—what kind of human boss would turn his own child into a cub!

Is this book... really reliable?

Although he himself was raised by monsters and was often complained by his friends about "lack of common sense", but this man called his own children "cubs" and even published a book. No matter how you think about it, it doesn't seem like normal human behavior!

For a moment, the black-haired boy felt that this second-hand bookstore was full of unreliable atmosphere.

"That... Oda-kun... are you sure this book is the best-selling baby guide?"

God God looked hesitantly at the red-haired boy beside him, hesitating to speak.

Oda Sakunosuke nodded, and said confidently, "Yes, I once saw the shopkeeper here recommending it to many women who came to buy books, calling it the 'Parenting Bible''''."

"This...is that so!"

The black-haired boy stood in awe.

Since it is called the Bible of parenting, it must be very powerful!

Kamami Zhuri thought of the eight-year-old Nakahara, who was just born in the shrine, and quietly opened the book in his hand with an indescribable reverence.

This is an inconspicuous second-hand bookstore in Yokohama, hidden in an inaccessible corner, run by only a retired old man.

The scorching summer sun shines into the crowded second-hand bookstore through the translucent windows, making the already crowded bookstore without air-conditioning like a steamer.

The only thing worthy of praise in such a terrible bookstore is probably the rich collection of books.

A black-haired boy who was surprised by the roiling heat and the room full of old books when he opened the door said that he even saw a book in a corner that read "On the Birth and Demise of Jinzhuli under the Premise of Einstein's Theory of Relativity" "The novel.

What is the relationship between the theory of relativity and human strength? Watch out for Einstein jumping out of the coffin to protest!

Although he was full of complaints, but for some unknown reason, the black-haired boy still pulled out this strange novel from a pile of old books.

He didn't read it either, just put it under the "parenting Bible".

Well, let him read it first, this "parenting Bible"!

——"When the cub is 5 years old, he should start to develop his independent ability and force value. It is recommended to learn from an eagle, tie a hydrogen balloon on his body, and let him fly into the virgin forest."

——"Of course, if you feel that the primeval forest is too far away, you can let him learn to wash dishes first, and accumulate experience in advance to be used by society."

Um?Seems to make sense?

The black-haired boy thought about it carefully, and nodded in agreement.

Akari Kamakami turned another page, and Sakunosuke Oda next to him seemed to see something worth noting, and read it in a low voice,

"Remember, cubs don't like to take a bath. Parents who have headaches can try to take a bath together to set a good example for their cubs. In addition, eating while bathing can make cubs eat quickly and deliciously. "

"Huh? Is there such a saying?"

After listening, Kamami Akari looked at Sakunosuke Oda who was reading aloud with a dazed expression.

"Sa——since the book says so, there should be some truth to it, right?"

Oda Sakunosuke said that although his tone was calm, it could be seen from the flickering eyes that his heart was full of contradictions at this time.

"But I still feel that the author of this book is talking nonsense."

The black-haired boy said distrustfully, and directly turned the page to the last one.

To their surprise, the last page of the book only wrote one sentence——

Stupid parents, you must think I'm scribbling, right?But it is a pity that my child, who was admitted to the Ivy League at the age of ten, is currently learning to fly in Hawaii!

Below is a picture of a 12-year-old boy flying a plane.

"..."

The divine boy's eyes suddenly became sharp, he solemnly closed the pages of the book, walked towards the old man at the checkout counter,

"Teachable! This is really a 'parenting bible'!"

After buying the book he wanted, Shenshang Zhuli looked at the sun outside the store, thinking that it was almost time for Zhongyuan Xiaozhong to wake up.

So the black-haired boy put the book away, turned his head and said goodbye to Oda Sakunosuke, "Thank you for your recommendation, I have something else to do, so I will leave first."

Oda Sakunosuke nodded politely, "Where, this book can be recognized, I must be very happy."

After bidding farewell to the black-haired boy, the boy Oda Saku did not leave the second-hand bookstore. He wanted to look for the second volume of the book he had been looking forward to.

He stood where the black-haired boy had just taken out, pulled out a new book, and suddenly froze for a moment.

Behind the book picked up by Sakunosuke Oda, there is a row of parenting books with color pictures neatly placed. There is a drawing promotion of "Parenting Bible".

Oda Sakunosuke looked at the cover of the cub in his hand, then another book that was similar to it, and realized after a while——

"Ah, it seems that I recommended the wrong book."

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On the other side of the shrine

After Zhongyuan Xiaozhong also expressed that he would go to the divination stall together, Zhu Li, who was packing up and preparing, looked at the "parenting Bible" that fell on the ground, and finally remembered that he had bought this.

The black-haired boy squatted down, turned the page to the page about taking a bath, read it silently twice, stroked his chin thoughtfully,

"Speaking of which, has Chuya-chan not taken a bath yet?"

Then after dinner that day, the black-haired boy looked at the brown-haired boy who automatically used his ability to put away the bowls and chopsticks, and then stared at him as he washed the dishes, washed his hands, and came out of the kitchen wiping a towel.

Throughout the whole process, Zhu Li was like a cat monitoring the shit-shoveling officer. Wherever the boy went, his eyes followed him.

"Stupid Zhu Li, what are you looking at..."

Zhongyuan Xiaozhong couldn't bear it any longer, and stood in front of God Zhu Li with his hands on his hips.

"Zhongye Sauce,"

The black-haired boy rarely showed a serious expression. He put his hands on the boy's shoulders, stared into the sapphire-blue eyes of Xiaozhongya, and said seriously,

"Let's take a shower together!"

Brown-haired boy: "..."

"........."

"………………ha?!!!!!!"

Zhongyuan Xiaozhong also suddenly burst into a loud voice, he waved away the boy's hand on his shoulder, his face was as red as if a tomato would burst if he poked it,

"Wh, what kind of shameless speech are you talking about!"

Under the confused eyes of the black-haired boy, the red-haired youth jumped three feet high, and said loudly,

"I refuse! Stay away from me...you idiot!!! Idiot!!!"

"Eh?? Why?"

Shenshang Zhuli touched his head inexplicably, he fished out a colorful book from behind, pointed to it and said,

"It says that parents and children take a bath together, so that the cubs can overcome their fear of water, and can also enhance mutual affection."

"That depends on the situation! Idiot!!!"

Zhongyuan Xiaozhong also roared angrily, the corners of his eyes were stained pink because of shame, "You...you are a girl! You have a little bit of self-consciousness as a member of the opposite sex!"

"Speaking of which! I have always felt that you are too weak in this area! Don't let the children remind you!"

The ocher-haired boy said plausibly.

"Eh??"

Kamami Akari, who finally reacted to the boy's repeated reprimands like cannon fire, raised his arms like a student, looking like he had something to say.

Zhongyuan Xiaozhong also frowned, and asked very majesticly, "What do you want to say?"

"Well, Chuya-chan," the black-haired boy pointed at himself, and said, "Although I look like this, I'm a man to the letter."

"Oh, is that all you want to say?"

The ochre-haired boy narrowed his eyes in dissatisfaction. Just after saying this sentence, he suddenly widened his eyes as if reacting.

"Men, wait, what did you just say? Are you a man?!"

"male--?!"

Zhongyuan Xiaozhong also pressed his forehead in a daze, feeling that he had received a lot of shocks today and was a little bit taken aback.

"Yeah, eh? Didn't you think Chuya-chan always thought I was a girl?"

Shenshang Zhuli said in surprise, and then recollected the boy's reaction just now, leaned over with a smirk on his face, and hit the boy's chest with his elbow,

"Oh, so Chuya-chan was shy just now?"

"Hey, I didn't expect Zhong to be so young, but I unexpectedly know a lot, hehehe."

"It's so noisy! Whose fault do you think this is! Stupid Zhu Li!"

The brown-haired boy really jumped up, and he floated in the air by gravity, and pressed down on the head of the boy who was sitting on the ground.

"Hahahahaha, it's my fault, my fault."

Shenshang Zhuli smiled good-naturedly, letting the boy mess up his smooth black hair,

"So, Chuya-chan, do you want to take a bath together?"

Xiaozhong Zhongyuan also snorted and turned his head, "No, I can wash it myself."

Shenshang Zhuli: "Really? Speaking of which, has Chuya-chan ever taken a bath?"

"Do you really not accidentally turn on the wrong hot and cold water, or slip in the bathroom?"

Zhongyuan Xiaozhong, who really doesn't know how to use a water heater: "..."

"It's so noisy, anyway, don't!"

"Eh? Is Chuya-chan being shy? It shouldn't matter if they're all boys, right?"

"It's so noisy! Anyway, I'll wash it myself, stupid Juri! Idiot!"

While the two were arguing, the sun gradually took away the last sliver of heat, and the day of Shenshang Zhuli in a different time and space passed like this again.

Um?You ask if they took a shower together in the end?

Well, this question, I almost slipped and fell in the bathroom halfway, and Zhongyuan Xiaozhong, who was blushing and being rubbed by the boy to wipe his hair, refused to answer.

The author has something to say:

Known clues:

Godly boy who has never raised a child

I was completely cheated by the honest man Oda

but unlucky

Still cute little Zhongya from the Central Plains

My generation said

holding the wrong parenting guide

really no problem

Subtly worried about Nakahara Xiaozhongya

感谢在2020-08-0921:20:56~2020-08-1021:07:50期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 8 bottles of carp star;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!