[Comprehensive Wenhao] My God Lord insists that he is an individual

He also went through the "sleeping fusion period" in elementary school, and after he mastered the language perfectly, the boy completely let go of himself, and brought disasters to all kinds of monsters' dens centered on the shrine.

To use the words of the three ghost brothers, this young god is a husky who demolishes the house, and he will cause trouble wherever he goes.Today he bullied the crow and tengu in the sky, and tomorrow he went into the water to chase the foolish frog porcelain and beat him up.

Beating up a monster with an "old man" in its mouth, and now it can only eat a "huhu" in one mouthful. Those who don't know think it's because the frog is showing off its cuteness because of its age, but in fact it's just the monster's front teeth that were knocked out.

And the ghost brothers who are god Zhuli and Zhongyuan Xiaozhongye dog legs and servants can only apologize bitterly behind, in case one day the monster sues the black-haired boy and they are beaten.

Well... Actually, the three ghost brothers really worried too much.

Those monsters who have been beaten up are smart, they can tell at a glance that the cubs who came to smash their own yards are actually ancient gods, Huangbatu, who dare to complain, at most they cry a little bit when they are beaten, in order to get beaten Lighten up.

In this way, a certain boy with brown hair provoked trouble all the way from this hill to the next hill, and directly became a local bully.

As for God Zhu Li?

Oh, during this period, our god boy was busy with all kinds of work looking for unnecessary documents, but in the end either because of the long working hours, he couldn’t take care of his own cubs and refused;

Or because of being harassed by X, he directly beat up and was fired.

"Ah, I'm really just a weak little kitty tortured by life."

The black-haired boy looked up to the sky and sighed, at the same time, the unlucky guy who was stepped on by him hiccupped and passed out.

"I'm so sorry, brother! We know we were wrong!"

In a remote alley, a group of burly men knelt down in a row, sitting down in cold sweat.

"Tsk," God Zhu Li withdrew his feet, and taught him very kindly,

"Let me tell you, you are all mature adults, you have to work hard, you know, don't do bad things casually, it's not good to scare the weak and innocent people."

All the big men: "Hi! Thanks for the correction, brother!"

This group of people are well-known gangsters in Yokohama. They usually specialize in luring desperate outsiders to "go to sea". Shenshang Zhuli is their goal today.

——Then he was taught to be a man by the black-haired boy.

Shenshang Zhuli sighed sadly. He thought he was kindly introducing himself to the job of "more money, less work, less time and flexible time", but he actually lied to himself to go downtothesea!

hateful!This is simply cheating his feelings and wasting his time!

The black-haired boy accused him angrily, and the big man kneeling in front of him trembled again, swearing that he would change his past mistakes and be a new man.

"Hey, big brother, what you taught me is that," the nose of the plane who was kneeling the fastest smiled obsequiously, and handed out his wallet,

"This little money, brother, please take it to drink a cup to quench the fire."

The plane head said, patting the backs of the people around him, and yelling loudly, "What are you doing in a daze! Quick! Take out your wallets!"

So in the end, the big men presented their wallets in unison, and ran away without looking back.

Zhu Li, who didn't react the whole time, blinked, looked at the empty alley in a blink of an eye, and the neatly lined wallets on the ground, tilted his head innocently,

"Well... is this a windfall?"

Ever since, Xiao Zhongye and Zhu Li, under the premise that neither side knew about it, gained a lot of younger brothers from each other.

Xiaozhong, who had a great time playing, also said that it was super interesting, and he could collect another mountain!

At first, this matter was well concealed, until one day, Shenshang Zhuli complained casually that the ingredients were not enough recently, and he had to find a way to buy more.

Then that evening, the brown-haired boy came back from hunting a bear.

Yes, a bear.

"..."

Shenshang Zhuli looked at the black bear crying with snot and tears, and fell silent.

"This ingredient... can't be used?"

The long silence of the black-haired boy made the expression on Nakahara Xiaozhong's face gradually turn into anxiety.

The three ghost brothers behind the boy tremblingly covered their eyes, as if seeing a future where they would be beaten violently.

Unexpectedly, Zhu Li, who was originally expressionless, squatted down, patted the boy on the shoulder, and gave a thumbs up to praise,

"Great job Zhongyejiang! Tonight we will eat the famous Chinese dish braised bear's paw!"

The black bear over there who was pretending to cry passed out with a groan, and a certain boy who rubbed the ground with his soles immediately swept away the uneasiness on his face, his eyes glowed,

"Is it tasty!"

God Zhu Li smiled and compared to V, "It's super delicious!"

The three ghost brothers who watched the whole process: ... that's it? ? ?That's it? ? ? ?

What about teaching the brat a lesson? ?Is it really okay to spoil a child so much?

Well, to a certain extent, the black-haired priestess and his gods have the same personality.

In the end, instead of braised bear paws, they ate ordinary cumin barbecue.

It's not that the black-haired boy couldn't do it (?), but mainly because the black bear woke up and cried so badly that a certain brown-haired boy softened his heart and put it back.

Hey, his family's best friend and god is really a little angel.

The black-haired boy on the side stroked the dog's head lovingly, leaving only the three brothers, the tool man ghost, hesitating to speak.

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It may be that the black bear behaved too miserably yesterday, and Xiaozhong also decided to stop patrolling (the disaster) next door mountain (there should be cheers from the monster next door) for the time being, and instead went to haunt the god Zhu Li.

"Stupid Juli, what are you doing?"

When Xiaozhong also came to find him, the black-haired boy was sitting cross-legged on the corridor, with a serious face, he didn't know what he was thinking.

"Oh, Chuya-chan."

Shenshang Zhuli raised his head and replied: "I'm thinking about the possibility of making profits by using the difference between human subjective initiative and the objective environment."

Xiaozhong also: "...Speak human words."

"Hmph, Dangdangdang—"

The black-haired boy smiled triumphantly, and pulled out a cloth trick out of nowhere, on which was written, "Yokohama's fortune telling, one hexagram 1000".

The brown-haired boy was speechless: "...so you are bluffing and deceiving!"

"twitter twitter,"

Shenshang Zhu Li retorted, wagging his fingers, "How can you call it a lie about divination? This is a serious business."

"……real?"

Zhongyuan Xiaozhong also asked suspiciously.

According to the boy's rich experience of being deceived in the past half a month, Zhongyuan Xiaozhong also has a [-]-level confidence. The black-haired boy is running the train with his mouth full, and the last [-]-level is nonsense.

"Of course!"

Zhu Li, the god, slapped his chest swearingly, and said, "Would you like to try it, Chuya-chan!"

"Okay! You've talked about this, let me see your skills!"

The brown-haired boy sat down proudly, following the example of a boy, crossing his short legs,

"Just say it first, if you're wrong, all the chicken legs tonight are mine!"

God Zhu Li: "?! How do you know there are marinated chicken legs tonight?!"

Xiaozhong also lifted his chin proudly, "I can smell the pickle sauce!"

Shenshang Zhuli: ... Zhongye likes you, are you a dog?

"What? Are you scared?" Zhongyuan Xiaozhong grinned his teeth.

"Hahaha! Generations of my godly family don't know how to write the word 'fear'!"

The black-haired boy's eyes sharpened immediately, "I'm starting!"

"Oh!"

The brown-haired boy straightened his back, and also stared at the black-haired boy opposite with piercing eyes, as if the two of them would be able to go out and face each other as soon as the wooden barn was fired.

Shenshang Zhuli took a closer look at Xiao Zhongya for a while, and when the boy was secretly holding his breath nervously, the boy's eyes changed, and he kept a sacred expression, and said in a flattering tone,

“你会在5分15秒后买圆筒冰淇淋在5分28秒后它会掉在你的脚上7分6秒之后头撞到宣传板与隔壁的同班同学在门前相遇……”

To be honest, Zhongyuan Xiaozhong, who really had a little expectation: "..."

"You're a prophecy, not a divination! And where do I go to buy ice cream cones, and meet my classmates! It's already at the level of nonsense!"

"So this incident tells us not to be superstitious, but to believe in science."

The black-haired boy said seriously.

Zhongyuan Xiaozhong also: "..."

The three ghost brothers who were hiding in the dark and waiting for orders: "..."

This shrine maiden really said something serious as if nothing had happened.

"... Your chicken legs tonight are mine."

The ocher-haired boy said coldly with a small face.

"--Eh?!"

A bolt from the blue sky, "I don't! The bet is on the god Zhuli a minute ago, what does it have to do with me!"

The eight-year-old Zhongyuan Xiaozhong also twitched at the corners of his mouth. He looked at the god Zhu Li who was rolling around on the ground, and sighed tiredly while holding his forehead.

"Stupid Zhu Li, when are you going to set up a stall?"

The shameless black-haired boy paused and raised his head in surprise, "Chuya-chan? Are you planning to...?"

The ochre-haired boy nodded helplessly, his compromising skill was so skillful that it made people feel distressed,

"I'm going too, so that at least when you are being chased and beaten, my gravity will allow you to run faster."

God Zhu Li: "..."

Thank you so much.

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"Come with me..."

When Zhongyuan Xiaozhong couldn't see, the black-haired boy scratched his head in annoyance, and said with a soft sigh,

"It seems...we have to make some preparations."

As if thinking of something, Shenshang Zhuli slowly frowned beautifully.

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Even Zhu Li and Xiaozhong don't know about Little Theater

One day, the three ghost brothers who sneaked out to play were going to reward themselves who had been working hard recently.

So the three ghosts exchanged the spiritual power they had accumulated for a long time for a 10-minute entity, and then used illusion to cheat a cone of ice cream at the cold drink shop next door.

The three happily held up the ice cream and began to argue over who should take the first bite first.

As a result, the three of them pushed and shoved, and the slightly melted ice cream fell onto their feet with a clatter.

The three ghost brothers: "...ah."

This is not the most unlucky thing. When the three disheartened ghosts were about to leave, they accidentally bumped into the billboards behind them.

Coincidentally, this scene was seen by the ghost they didn't deal with at the same time.

The three ghost brothers who were mocked: "..."

"That big brother..." the youngest said tremblingly.

"Do you feel that this scene is a bit familiar..." The second child continued with a trembling voice.

Boss: "..."

Boss: "...Suddenly I feel a little cold in the sun, let's go back."

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Known clues:

Nakahara Xiaozhongya and Shenshang Boy

Not a fuel efficient light

One dominates two hills

One harvested several wallets

for livelihood

God boy decides to debut as a fortune teller

Xiaozhong also said

Forget it, let him watch it

You can run faster even if you are beaten

In the end, the god boy also went out to Xiao Zhong

seems a bit worried

There is another hidden feeling, what is it?

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PS. Speaking of the ability of divination, the three brothers of a ghost hesitate to speak

PPS. The divination line of the divine boy comes from the school festival line of Yuki Nagato in "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya"