[Comprehensive Wenhao] My God Lord insists that he is an individual

There is a kind of fear in this world, no matter whether you are eight years old or 80 years old, whether you are in a high position, or whether you are invincible in battle, as long as it floats into your ears, your body will feel a conditioned reflex and your back will feel cold and your scalp will go numb.

Yes, this fear is called——

【Mom calls you by name and surname】

Usually this means you are in trouble.

Just like at this moment, Aragami Shrine.

The shrine can be described as "quiet and peaceful".

In the middle of the courtyard is a noisy duo, feathers and goldfish flying together,

Below the veranda, there is a group of big bosses who drink tea and enjoy the scenery and occasionally mention a few words,

Under the sakura tree, it's none of my business, it's the Dajiangshan Group who is about to fight (?).

In the end, there was the melon-eating trio sitting at the door, occupying the best view.

Peaceful, really peaceful.

Guiqie is diligent and earnest, and God's little Zhu Li eats melons with relish, and he doesn't have the slightest intention to stop his family from being overthrown, at least to symbolically stop it.

As for Zhongye in the Central Plains?

Oh, Mr. Chuya Nakahara is still immersed in the terrible class of "hat god" that Zhu Li casually called, and he has no time to care about him.

At this time, a female voice slowly sounded behind them, with a long tail, full of the sense of sight from the whispers of hell.

"God-up-Zhu-li-"

The hand of the black-haired boy holding the melon shook, and the watermelon smashed into the floor, splashing red juice—the blood and tears of his about to be beaten into a dog.

"Ghosts, ghosts..."

Little Zhu Li's voice trembled, "Speaking of, speaking of it, since just now, I don't seem to have seen my aunt, did I go away for a long time haha, hahahaha."

"Oh, didn't I tell you?"

Onikiri held the knife and tilted his head, the sharp blade reflected the young man's natural and peaceful expression, the knife spoke in a calm tone that made Xiao Zhuri's face livid,

"At noon, Guhuo Niao received a call from your head teacher and went to your school."

Little Zhu Li: "..."

As if to give Zhu Li time to slow down, the understanding Genji Zhanguidao deliberately paused for five seconds, and continued politely,

"Besides, your homeroom teacher filed a lawsuit, saying that you only scored 27 points in the mid-term math test, and beat up the senior who laughed at you?"

A knife.

"But it seems that this situation may have to be added to your account for skipping class in the afternoon."

Two swords.

"Speaking of which, the homework book you hid in the refrigerator before was also found, so I said that the location is not good."

Three knives.

"Counting the time, Gu Huo Niao is almost back, right behind you."

lore.

The godly little Zhuli, the godly little Zhuli's lips trembled slightly, feeling that he would not be able to see the sun tomorrow.

Zhongya Zhongyuan: Amazing.

Clang——

The sound of a sharp knife unsheathing came from behind him.

Nakahara Nakaya turned his head vigilantly, and found a black-haired woman standing behind Zhu Li.

The women are different from the ancient monsters in courtyard underwear. They wear the skirts of modern women, their long hair is tied into a bun, and the brows are painted with crimson flowers, revealing a classical beauty that does not match modern times.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but for a moment in Central Plains, he saw the woman's hand holding the umbrella handle as a bird's wings.

... Wings?

Zhongyuan Zhongye raised his eyebrows, and had some guesses about the identity of the woman.

Gu Huo Niao, a monster transformed from the resentment of mothers after death in the story of a hundred ghosts, holds a paper umbrella, and can't help but come forward to comfort and take care of cubs when they hear cubs. It is a powerful monster that is often misunderstood by the world.

But at this time, this beautiful monster with curved eyes and a gentle smile made Zhongyuan Zhong also shudder, and he didn't dare to do anything wrong.

The movement in the courtyard gradually calmed down.

"You guys—are you having fun at home?"

Gu Huo Niao is full of smiles, looking at the cubs playing around, the courtyard full of broken branches and fallen flowers, the civet cat hugging the wine jar and crying,

And, he stayed emphatically on the top of a certain black-haired child for a while.

Zhong Yuanzhong also found it funny that Zhu Li, who had been specially "taken care of", turned pale.The face changed from the panic of "it's over, I can't see the sun tomorrow" to the serenity of "very good, I'm buried".

The little monsters who were caught by the wind did not dare to make a sound, and trembled under the aura of the female monsters. Even the big monsters like Yuzaoqian moved their eyes away strangely, not wanting to compete with them.

Well, ordinary people generally call this kind of momentum "mother's anger".

"I, I... It's not my fault! It's all Jinyu Ji!" Little Tengu blushed.

"Bah! It was you, the little dog, who did it first!" Even though the little girl Jinyu Ji was trembling with fear, she still had to defend herself firmly.

It turns out, however, that arguing over whose fault it is will not appease the wrathful old mother, it will only add fuel to the fire.

A certain word that seemed to be a curse made the old mother and Guhuo Bird's eyelids jump, and the hand holding the knife slightly exerted force.

"Very good." Gu Huo Niao nodded kindly.

The cubs felt relieved for a moment, and in the next second, Guhuo pulled out the bird umbrella sword, and the light of the sword was like an ink shadow——

"Sky-flying-crane-slashing-!"

For a while, the courtyard was full of wailing, which could be called the scene of a large-scale beating of cubs by an old mother.

And little Zhu Li was already prepared.

The moment Gu Huo Niao made his move, the child wittily grabbed Onikiri with one hand and Nakahara Chuya's cloak with the other, and rushed behind the two of them, perfectly dodging the slashing sword wind.

Nakahara Chuya, who was suddenly used as a meat shield: "?"

Mr. Zhongyuan Zhongye's face was as black as ink, and he grabbed Xiao Zhuli's cheek meat sideways, and said with a grin: "Come on, don't hide, you will suffer your own beating."

Saying so, the red-haired youth didn't move a step, and kept the boy within his own territory the whole time.

"My respect pinches my face (don't pinch my face)!"

Little Zhu Li, who was rescued from the soft flesh, slapped Nakahara Chuya's hand away inarticulately. The black-haired boy looked very angry, gritted his teeth, and had the urge to kick the opposite knee with a small leather shoe.

Little Zhu Li lifted his feet up, and seemed to think of something, and put them down unwillingly.

kindness?

This was a bit beyond Zhongye's expectations.

"Cough!" The black-haired boy cleared his throat seriously, his red eyes were sparkling, he glanced at Zhongya Zhongyuan, turned away, and glanced again,

"That, that..." The black-haired boy hesitated for a while, and grabbed Nakahara Chuya's cuff with his fingers.

Little Zhuli raised his head, his gem-like cat pupils stared at the young man, his eyes were like feathers, like fluffy dandelions,

"Please, hat god?"

"..."

Zhong Yuan stared at his future lover for a while, then as if compromising, he stretched out his index finger wearing a black glove, and lightly poked Xiao Zhuli's forehead,

"It's just that you dare to instruct me like this... don't take it as an example."

Shenshang Zhuli touched the place where he was poked, and for some reason, it felt weird.

Zhong Yuanzhong also didn't see Zhu Li's strange expression, he turned his back after finishing speaking, and was about to lift Xiao Zhu Li out of the range of Guhuo Niao's sword energy, but found that Onikiri had already drawn his sword to block all the attacks .

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Guichen cut his sword and looked at Zhongyuan Zhongya: "You're welcome."

Nakahara Chuya: "...Oh."

And a certain old mother who taught the cubs just looked at them meaningfully, as if she didn't see anything.Well, it can be said that the eccentricity is very aboveboard.

But eccentricity is a matter of time. If you make a mistake, you still need to be punished.

So the end result is-

A black-haired kid stood in the corner with a sad expression, with a plate of gnawed watermelon rinds on his head, facing the wall in thought. Behind him was the courtyard that had been restored to order.

The other monsters who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement had already made excuses to escape, leaving only the duo of Dajiangshan, and they didn't leave.

Perhaps because of the congenial temperament, Shuten-douji could tell at a glance that the dwarf in the hat was a nice guy, and immediately dragged him to drink under the tree.

Of course, Xiao Zhuli who was fined to stand was not alone, because next to him, he also poked two Xiaotiangou and Jinyu Ji who were fined to stand.

The only difference is that what Zhu Li is wearing on his head is a fruit plate with a larger force-bearing area, while the two monster cubs are not so lucky.

On their heads... is a goldfish.

That's right, it's the kind of red, lively, goldfish that you can often see in the fish tanks of the store in daily life.

The spiritual power of the shrine is quite sufficient, and some aquatic animals are also particularly strong and vigorous. The two goldfishes that left the pool not only did not wilt, but slapped their tails energetically, and shook the two cubs with water all over their faces. .

After suffering two radish heads that were forced to stand, they not only had to swing to maintain their balance, but also used their demon power to ensure that the goldfish on their heads would not die of dehydration.

Too bad, really too bad.

God's little Zhuli looked at his teary-eyed friend with sympathy, and instantly felt that offering a fruit plate was like an emperor's treatment!

"Tch-tch, Zhu Li, are you going to look at it like this!"

Jinyu Ji, who was standing in the middle, spoke in a low voice, thinking she was out of nowhere, while the little Tengu on the farthest side also squinted his eyes, and the urgent little eyes almost wrote "Quick! Help! Help!" on his face.

Zhu Li, who received his friend's request for help, turned serious, and made a gesture of ok due to his loyalty.

As the saying goes, if there is a misfortune, go through it together, and if you have trouble with your partner, you will bear it... Bah, your partner will bear it together, and help the punished little friend to tide over the difficulties. This is the first rule of their "Cub Survival Rules"!

After all... who hasn't gotten caught in trouble yet?

You help me this time, and I will help you next time. There are many good fortunes and many paths, hee hee. Even if you cause trouble, you must abide by the basic law of sustainable development!

——God Akira (Child Edition) said so.

In today's Cub Survival Alliance, the partnership is still as unbreakable as steel (Bi Xin).

Of course, to successfully help friends, first of all, enemy detection is essential!

The black-haired boy with the fruit plate turned his face slightly, shifted the center of gravity of the soles of his feet slightly backwards, and in a magical posture that not only ensured that the plate above his head would not fall off, but also could apply for off-site assistance, he frantically glanced at the three people under the tree .

Under the cherry blossom tree, Zhongyuan Zhong also caught the movement of Xiao Zhuli, with a shake of his hand, he immediately spilled most of the wine that the big monster had kept.

"...What is he doing? The corners of his eyes are cramping?"

The red-haired youth didn't even have time to feel sorry for the wasted alcohol, he just felt a little hot on his eyes.

To be reasonable, if this action is done by an adult version of Zhu Lilai who has been beaten up in life and is proficient in certain strange skills, there will indeed be eye movements, like a flower under the moon,

But the ten-year-old god Xiao Zhuli had cramps in the corners of his eyes, just like Zhao Si who was electrocuted.

"kindness?"

Ibaraki Doji turned his head and took a look, and smiled without any surprise, "It's okay, that's a signal from us and the brat."

... what signal?

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked confused.

The next moment, Zhong Yuanzhong also saw the big silver-haired monster glance at the direction where the girl in the corridor was, and then look away as if nothing had happened, and returned a standard wink to Xiao Zhuli by raising his hand to drink.

One, the standard, wink.

Caught off guard, Nakahara Chuya, who witnessed the charming eyes of an adult man: "..."

Very good, he probably knows where the original version of Zhu Li's winking eyes with "Zhao Si who was electrocuted" is.

The red-haired young man turned his head expressionlessly, and looked at Shuten-doji, who was calm throughout the whole process, his eyes seemed to be asking, Your Excellency Shuten, do you know that there seems to be something wrong with your best friend?

Your Excellency Jiu Tun looks like a general, holding a wine bowl to enjoy the cherry blossoms.

Like saying, small scenes, I'm used to it.

The author has something to say:

coming!I'm sorry to have babbled about the little angels for so long (the tiger fell to the ground and apologized.jpg

The main reason is that I was stuck with 618 during the Dragon Boat Festival a while ago, and then I worked overtime like crazy and went on business trips...

My generation even spent the day of the Dragon Boat Festival on the bullet train, and I didn’t even eat the rice dumplings (I couldn’t cry.jpg

618 didn't chop his hands either (howled very loudly.jpg

But it doesn't matter, starting tomorrow we can resume normal daily updates!

But it should be night

No more than 10 o'clock, the little angels just wake up the next day and watch it again

Ah, by the way, you are all on summer vacation, I want summer vacation too (嘤

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Known clues:

young juri

Crazy Exposure of Black History

Get into trouble every day, get beaten up, the roc spreads its wings

Even established [Cub Survival Alliance] privately

but coquettish

no one can stand it

You say yes, Mr. Zhongyuan (pass the microphone.jpg

感谢在2021-06-0512:16:14~2021-06-2919:21:43期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution: 66 bottles for killing the Taoist ancestor; 20 bottles for the big general attack; 4139477813 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!