[Comprehensive Wenhao] My God Lord insists that he is an individual

After the war, there was another not small change.

The office of the chief of PortMafia had its French windows closed for four years, but now it is still powered on 24 hours a day.The figure of the leader of Hong Kong and Black can be seen through the light-transmitting French windows, but the assassination of Osamu Dazai has never progressed.

Rather, the success rate is even lower than when Zhongya Zhongya was on the side.

To say why, there is only one reason.

A little red-haired man rubbed his eyes sleepily and hiccupped a little.

At the same time, the sniper hiding somewhere in the opposite building screamed and fell to the ground.

When people arrived at the scene, the killer had disappeared, only clothes and guns that no one was wearing were found all over the place.

"It's backlash."

In a cadre's apartment in Yokohama, Kamami Akari, who was leaning on the sofa, put down the new manga issue in his hand, raised his head back, and looked at Nakahara Chuya behind him from bottom to top.

The young man raised his head back, revealing his smooth forehead, together with the white skin around the neckline and the fragile neck, were unsuspectingly exposed to Zhongyuan Zhongye's eyes.

This is a very relaxed gesture, and the god Zhu Li didn't even realize that he had put Zhongya Zhongya in the field of trust.

The red-haired young man behind the sofa froze his eyes. He looked away from the young man's neck as if nothing had happened, and pushed his restless head back.

"How do you say it?" Zhongyuan Zhong also sat down beside Zhu Li.

"Well... this is like in the game, a low-level wizard tries to curse a high-level mage to be backlashed,"

Kamami Shuri tried to give an example, "That's Yokohama's family member, and it's not an exaggeration to regard him as the embodiment of the city's will. Even though he is still weak, he is born to suppress the domain."

"In Yokohama, if you have the intention to kill the domain master, of course you must be aware of being backlashed by karma."

"Then what does this have to do with Dazai?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also said that his eyelids twitched suddenly, "Don't tell me, that guy Dazai has become such a [Lord of the Domain] now."

"Cough...it's not that exaggerated."

Zhu Li coughed dryly, and looked away guiltily, "The child accidentally absorbed Mr. Da Xintai's blood, and answered his wish, at most... At most, it can be regarded as signing a contract."

"That, that's right, if you accidentally become a family member of the city's family or something, apart from being unable to untie, plus guarding the city, and helping the juvenile grow up by the way, there is nothing to lose..."

The black-haired boy laughed loudly and said, "Strictly speaking, it's blood money, haha, hahahaha——"

"Listen, why is it so like lifelong hard labor plus free nanny." Zhongya Zhongya said it right.

"And how do I remember... that kid seemed to be entrusted to you by [Earth Spirit]?"

Zhong Yuan raised his eyebrows, unceremoniously exposing Zhu Li's guilty conscience.

"Uh?!"

Zhu Li's scalp was numb, and he almost jumped up from the sofa, "Say, what are you talking about...Zhu Li, I never thought that it would be too much for someone to take over the babysitter and leave the stall and run back to Aomori!"

"That, that is a precious family member that can fulfill people's wishes. If someone with evil intentions gets it, a catastrophe will happen!"

Zhu Li, the god, had his hips akimbo and his back was shining brightly, as if filled with the light of righteousness.

Nakahara Chuya folded his arms around his chest: "Are you finished? Come back and sit down when you're done."

"That door is a fingerprint lock, you can't open it."

"..."

"...Oh." Zhu Li obediently rolled back to the sofa and sat down.

Akami Zhuri, carrying the Shinkansen all night, and his plan to escape back to Aomori failed again.

By the way, when the client who wanted to become a father said to himself with a smile, "It's a surprise, I hope that God can stay a little longer, and don't leave Yokohama casually."

I vaguely knew that I probably, maybe, maybe accidentally got into trouble, and tried to make up for it in order to avoid the troublesome bosses coming to my door.

For example--

On the same day, as soon as Zhongyuan Zhongye left the chief's office, he received a text message from Zhu Li, and the young Zhefa curiously checked it.

[Zhongye, in order for our friendly relationship to progress smoothly, I think it is necessary for us to get to know each other deeply and let me know your views on certain things. 】

Zhongyuan Zhong was also taken aback, feeling unreal like being hit by a pie falling from the sky.

And such good things? !

The red-haired youth quickly replied: [What do I think? 】

[Take a picture of your ID card and show me the black suit for the Shinkansen. 】

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at the content of the message: "..."

In the end, of course Zhu Li failed to escape. Under the unspeakable eyes of a row of black suits, he was rushed back to the apartment by the back collar of his coat.

At that time, the smart god Zhu Li was wearing a three-piece black suit, with an orange fake fur on his head, which must have been a replica of a certain gravity.

Zhu Li, who failed to pretend: Damn it!Obviously he is very confident in his disguise!

What's wrong, it's despicable to even check the ID card!

"Are you qualified to say that!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also grabbed the wig that the young man put on his head, and pointed his finger at the young man's smooth forehead, really annoyed and funny, "You actually thought of pretending to be me...Should I praise you for being smart!"

Zhu Li scratched his head in embarrassment: "Hey hey, it's okay."

"I didn't mean to praise you!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also threw the wig in his hand on the coffee table casually, and was about to turn around and teach the boy a few words - can he pretend to be like him at will!

Let's not talk about the hatred hidden in the dark, as long as it is discovered by other interested people in the organization...

The red-haired young man frowned, and looked at the young man full of anger, but was stunned by the scene in front of him.

At this time, Zhu Li had already untied the hairgear that was strangling his scalp, and his long black hair, which had lost its restraint, spread out and fell on the young man's thin shoulders like a waterfall.

The warm lights of the apartment reflected Zhu Li's side face. When he lowered his eyelashes, the thick eyelashes fluttered gently like butterfly wings, leaving a long shadow on his face.

To be honest, that mafia outfit is not suitable for Shuri as a shrine maiden, but because, when a boy is dressed like this, it is easy to think of white paper stained black with ink, and pure petals wet with water droplets.

The strong visual contrast not only fails to bring fear, but can easily become palpitations in another sense.Zhongyuan Zhong also quietly looked at the appearance of the black-haired boy at this time, and his heart moved.

But these Zhuli didn't know anything about it, and they were puffing up their faces slightly, immersed in the sense of loss that they failed to pretend.

Until the hand carrying Nakahara Chuya's breath came over his head and gently rubbed against his side face.Zhu Li raised it reflexively, and found that at some point, a young man with red hair was standing in front of him.

The distance between them was very close, as if Chuya's breath surrounded Zhu Li.

Zhu Li's heart skipped a beat suddenly, he saw the cobalt blue pupils of the ochre-haired youth staring at him without blinking, then stretched out his hand, and gently circled around his neck,

As if measuring the size, he chuckled, "Next time, remember to wear it here as well, it will be exactly the same."

"..."

Shenshang Zhuli's eyes suddenly became sharp.

It turned out to be a problem with the choker!Got it, coach, I want to wear a choker!

Of course, it will be a long time before Shuri actually receives the custom-made neck ring from Nakahara Nakaya, at least after the god Shuri becomes an adult.

Well, even as a mafia, Mr. Nakahara Chuya still has the necessary integrity and patience.But before that day comes, let us wish Mr. Nakahara Chuya happy abstinence.

some follow-up easter eggs

(1) Naming

In the second month after the "book" was bound to Osamu Dazai, the red-haired kid finally had his own name.

The person who named it was Osamu Dazai.

After rummaging through books such as "Naming Encyclopedia", "Let a Child's Brilliant Life Begin with Name", "Name, the First Important Lesson for Children" and "Six Acts" (?),

Osamu Dazai finally happily decided to let "Book" decide his own name.

After all, the ten-centimeter man is no longer a newborn baby, he is already a ten-day-old baby!

So at dinner that day, Osamu Dazai briefly explained to the ten-centimeter villain what a name is and the rules for naming it, and then officially handed over this task to the red-haired villain.

"A name..."

While waiting for the food to be served, the red-haired villain pondered for a long time on the empty plate in front of him solemnly. Suddenly, a light of inspiration hit his brain!

"I know PAPA!"

The ten-centimeter man happily raised the fork in his hand and announced loudly: "I want to call it plum-blossom pork!"

Just at this time, the chef put the main course on the table——the color is bright, the aroma is mellow, it is an excellent plate of plum meat!

Osamu Dazai looked at the dinner plate: "..."

Forget it, let him think about it.

The future successor of Hong Kong and Black is called Plum Blossom Pork... No, even the mafia must pay attention to the basic social laws, at least not, and should not take the initiative to die socially.

……

…………

In the end, Osamu Dazai decided to make a little compromise under the strong protest of the ten centimeter man, and called it "Dazai May".

May=May=梅

You see, it is still called plum meat.

Dazai May: ...

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(2) Emperor of Truth

Dazai Wuyue has a pair of eyes to see the essence through phenomena, which can be seen from the names he calls the people around him.

Atsushi Nakajima - Brain Tiger.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke - coat essence.

Quan Jinghua - single sword style.

Zhongye in the Central Plains—Huang Ba spit.

God on Zhu Li - the bride!

"...Wait a minute! Why am I the only weird 'bride', even my gender has changed! Taking a step back, I should be a 'witch' anyway!"

Shenshang Zhuli made an unconvinced voice, and missed the wise and suggestive eyes of the people around him.

"...Wait? Something seems wrong?"

The black-haired boy paused for a moment, feeling that he had mixed in some terrible title just now, "Hey kid, what did you call Zhong Ye just now?"

Dazai Wuyue: "It's Huang Ba spit!"

Oh, Huang Ba vomit, he is familiar with this... familiar, huh? ? ? ? ?

Shenshang Zhu Li's eyes widened, and he turned his head with enough force to twist his neck, looking at the red-haired young man beside him,

"Eh??? Eh??? What the hell—"

Mr. Chuya Nakahara, who had investigated Zhu Li's background clearly, smiled and stroked the boy's dog's head. Well, it is indeed his bride, there is nothing wrong with it.

No matter from which point of view.

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(3) Substitute disturbance

I don't know when it started, the Yokohama light novel market suddenly had an upsurge in avatars, and the level of discussion was even heard by Nakahara, who had never cared about this aspect.

Tsk, what a mess.

Accidentally heard that his subordinates gathered in Amway for private possession, a certain Gravity Envoy who valued love and righteousness rolled his eyes in disdain.

Then that night, the photo album he hid in the drawer was discovered by Zhu Li.

"Chuya, is this...?"

The black-haired boy glanced at the people on the photo album with a serious expression, then looked up at the green-haired young man with a livid face, and then looked down at the photo album.

Zhu Li's expression was unpredictable.

At this moment, a series of useless stand-in clips flashed through Nakahara Chuya's mind quickly, and each ending perfectly stayed on "the lover turns around in anger, and the relationship breaks down".

"No, listen to me, don't think about it—" Zhongyuan Zhong also hastily reached out and took away the photo album. His instinct told himself that he must immediately divert the young man's attention and stop him from thinking wildly!

Zhong Yuan Zhong also had a headache, how to explain, but the next moment, his hands were held by the boy excitedly.

"……kindness?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at Zhu Li suspiciously, only to find that his lover shyly withdrew his hand.

Under the gaze of the young man, the black-haired boy covered his lips with one hand, looked aside with reddish cheeks, and whispered shyly,

"That... Chuya, the Chuya-chan in the photo is so cute, can you give me the photo album?"

"..."

"……Say it again?"

Zhong Yuan also grinned grimly, and the man squeezed the photo album in half with his hands.

Since then, Zhu Li has never seen the mysterious photo album again.

[Beast Zhongya Line, end]

The author has something to say:

Great!Finally finished the IF line!

I can't finish writing no matter how I write, I thought I had to write 30 words in a row... It scared me to death (wiping sweat

Well, the next two or three chapters are the daily candy-spreading episodes of the main story

It is estimated that one of the chapters will travel back to Zhu Li's childhood in the Shuanggui chapter,

One is about my boyfriend becoming two, and there are also some small clips of drunkenness and the like

Well, there are probably three chapters in total.

This time we must stop, absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely can not write too long ah ah!

感谢在2021-05-1414:03:29~2021-05-1419:14:02期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 3 bottle of cat cat latte;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!