[Comprehensive Wenhao] My God Lord insists that he is an individual

——No help, just wait to die.

Although if you ask the single dogs who bark on the forum to answer, they will definitely give such an answer.

However, the Central Plains cadres who are facing the "great crisis of separation after a good night" have shown their wisdom throughout their lives——

After get off work, he was not in a hurry to go home, but turned to Chinatown tactfully first, and retrieved the dream-limited original DLC that had been pre-ordered for a long time, the kind that gave five-star God of War at the beginning.

In Chuya Zhongya's mobile phone, there was such a conversation.

——Chuya-chan, the cutest (crossed out) bastard in the world:

[I heard that the limited edition DLC was released a while ago, and I will bring it home for you after get off work. 】

——Stupid Zhu Li: […]

——Chuya-chan, the cutest (crossed out) bastard in the world:

[Subordinates said, the top ten purchase luxury gift packs, and it looks like a 5-star character as a gift, do you want it? 】

——Stupid Zhu Li: [...Yes, buy two more controllers, it will be more fun to form a team. 】

——The cutest Chuya-chan in the world: [ok. 】

Seeing that the title in the message finally changed back to the original one, a certain Mr. Most Lovely in the World breathed a sigh of relief for the rest of his life.

Thankfully, again, for his witty act of pre-ordering the game.Give praise to the subordinates who went to line up overnight with tents.

When Chuya Nakahara returned to the shrine, Zhu Li was standing in front of the stove with a serious face, studying new dishes for the gods.

——For some reason, Shenshang Zhuli felt that Lord Ragegami's mood has been a little depressed recently, and even the god card on the main seat has dimmed a bit.

The black-haired priestess tried to communicate, but what responded to him was the complex emotions of the gods.

A little exasperated, and a little frustrated.

Well, in the words of the three-eyed cat licking its fur, it probably means: Lord Ragegami is praising the old father for being lost, so don't worry about it, just let it go for a while.

Black-haired Miko: No... No matter what you think about it!Aragami-sama is so pitiful!

Three squinting eyes: Then do you want to break up with that human device?

Shenshang Zhuli looked confused: "What does this have to do with Chuya-chan?"

The three eyes snorted coldly.

Hmph, it's a big deal.

Old father, of course, after his own cabbage was raped, he couldn't be furious.

In particular, the one who bows the cabbage is also his human carrier. Strictly speaking, they are one.

...Wait, if it's one, that idiot Zhu Li is in love with a human device, so rounding it up, isn't it...

Casually thinking about the three-eyed cat, his expression froze suddenly, feeling that he knew too much.

As if aware of some thoughts of the monster cat, the sky above Sanmu's head suddenly shook, and a short thunderstorm exploded.

God Zhu Li raised his head: Huh?Is Aragami-sama hungry?

The Orange Cat Spirit Who Knows Too Much: The incapacitated and furious old father is horrible, slipping away.

The three-eyed cat ran away cowardly, and passed by a certain cadre who had just returned home, and did not forget to cast a self-seeking look.

Nakahara, who was carrying the game, also touched his head in doubt.

"Oh! Welcome back Chuya-chan! I've been waiting for you for a long time—!"

Hearing the movement, the black-haired boy turned off the fire neatly, and rushed towards his lover with bright eyes.

The young man with red hair opened his arms very cooperatively, and said with a gentle smile, "I'm back, Zhu Li...huh?"

He thought the boy was rushing towards him, but he didn't expect that the god Zhu Li actually came over with cheers, and then hugged... the game in his hand.

Zhu Li's face was posted on the game, and he rubbed happily: "Welcome back~Zhongya-chan~"

The real Chuya-chan who was completely ignored: "..."

Pa, a crossroads skillfully appeared on the head of the red-haired young man, he stretched out his hand, and grabbed the young man's cheek in displeasure:

"Hello, I'm here."

The young man whose eyes were full of games turned his head, and let out a slow "ah", as if he had just seen the young man.

Chuya Chuya, Chuya Nakahara smiled kindly and was not angry at all.

In the end, Mr. Nakahara, who was not angry at all, snatched the game from the boy's arms. Amidst Zhu Li's shout of "Ahhh, let me see! Just look!", he lifted it high with gravity and threw it to the gate of the shrine. on the beam.

Shenshang Zhuli: "...Woo, I agreed not to be angry."

Zhong Yuanzhong also smiled and touched the dog's head: "Good boy, I will return it to you after finishing the homework."

After hearing this, Zhu Li's tears flowed even more happily: "Are you a devil, Chuya-chan!"

Zhong Yuan also had a cold face: "No, I am your man."

Shenshang Zhuli was choked up by the straightforward words of the young man with red hair, and was suddenly speechless.

Was Chuya-chan like this before?It always feels like something is not right.

Black-haired teenager scratching his head, doubting his life.jpg

Facts have proved that if you want to become lovers with God Zhu Li, you have to have a thick skin.

Nakahara Chuya, who had gradually figured out the correct way to communicate with his own maiden and won a small round, calmly wrapped his arms around the boy's neck and left a kiss on his lips.

"What are you doing?" Nakahara asked.

Shenshang Zhu Li's eyes lit up, with an expression like I'm not sleepy if you ask this.

"I'm researching new dishes for Lord Rage God!" The black-haired boy raised his index finger and said,

"I don't know what's going on, but I always feel that Lord Ragegami seems to have been hit, and he doesn't have much energy."

"Are you tired of eating the original god food?"

Zhu Li held his cheek with one hand and asked in distress.

"Emm...probably."

A certain red-haired young man looked away guiltily. He could probably imagine that the god of the priestess was unhappy.

If it were him, it would have blown up a long time ago...cough, but now cough, one size equals one size.

A certain Mr. Mafia thought silently.

God on Zhu Li: "Chuya-chan, your forehead is sweating, is it hot?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also smiled firmly: "Well, it's a little bit."

The black-haired boy blinked his eyes, said nothing, and turned his attention to the pot.

The fire on the stove was turned on again, and the cooking food in the pot slowly made a "gurgling" bubbling sound.

The boy and the young man just leaned together, neither of them said a word.

The black-haired boy was concentrating on seasoning the god's food, while the red-haired young man was watching the side face of the young man intently, and the atmosphere was incredibly peaceful.

"Zhongye sauce, have a taste?"

A small dish filled with soup came out to his mouth, Zhongyuan Zhong didn't think much, he opened his mouth and took Zhu Li's hand, and ate the food.

The face of the ocher-haired youth suddenly turned green.

Zhong Yuanzhong also seemed to see a devil's door slowly opening in front of his eyes, from which the holy light of heaven shone, and countless little angels surrounded him, blowing suona on his forehead.

Every note is shouting, so-difficult-eating-

"what about the taste?"

Zhu Li's voice came from afar, dispelling the strange hallucinations and illusions in front of the young man's eyes.

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at Zhu Li's expectant eyes, showed the perseverance to open up the filth, swallowed the unknown food in his mouth, and smiled with difficulty, "No, not bad."

"Really?!"

Unexpectedly, Shenshang Zhuli cried out in surprise, and said with a sigh of relief, "Great, I thought it would be terrible, but I didn't expect the taste to be okay?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also turned his head in disbelief: "Wait! What did you just say? It's delicious?!"

"correct."

Shenshang Zhuli scratched his face under the accusing eyes of his lover, and explained,

"This dish is actually prepared according to the instructions of Lord Rage God. I thought the ingredients were weird, and it took a lot of thought to make it the way it is now."

Strange ingredients?Wasted a lot of thought?

Zhongyuan Zhong also lowered his head tremblingly, looking at the weird and delicious food in the pot.

The red-haired young man swallowed in fear, and asked,

"What did you put in here?"

"Oh, nothing."

Shenshang Zhuli began to count with his fingers: "Just frogs, loach, fungus, watermelon and caviar."

Every time the boy counts one, the youth's face turns green.

When Zhu Li finished talking about the ingredients, Nakahara Nakaya's entire face was as green as the chopped green onions in the pot.

"Well, when I first heard about it, I also thought these things sounded weird, and wondered if they could be eaten after they were made, but Lord Ragegami insisted on the recipe."

Nakahara Chuya was furious: Of course you can't eat it!Sober up, idiot Juri!

Shenshang Zhuli: "No way, I have studied for a long time before I can make this dish look barely palatable."

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at it in awe, the dishes in the pot were so good that they were inversely proportional to the taste.

...Don't waste your efforts on such a strange place!There is no saving this recipe!Use it as a weapon against the enemy, it's all at the biochemical level!

The red-haired young man hesitated to speak with a livid face, and his frantic desire to survive reminded him to tell the truth quickly.

Unexpectedly, before Zhongyuan Zhong could open his mouth, he saw God Zhu Liyi put his hands together and showed him an angelic smile that moved even the gods.

"But since Chuya-chan thinks the taste is good, it should be fine~"

"This dish, Master Ragegami insists that you eat it as well, saying that he is thanking you for taking care of me."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

what to eatWhat kind of food?What are you cooking?

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked suffocated.

Looking at his lover's happy expression, at this moment, he finally remembered the fear of being dominated by the gods.

...In order to get revenge on me, he was able to force himself to swallow this pot of biochemical weapons.

you are vicious!Huangba spit!

Zhongyuan also gritted his teeth.

On the other side, the consciousness body of Rage God who hurt the enemy [-] and self-damaged [-]: Heh, I sneer with disdain.jpg

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Known clues:

Mr. Chuya Nakahara

Escaped Juri's separation warning

But he didn't dodge the demon cooking attack from Huangbatu

It turns out

your old father, or your old father

Mr. Nakaya

You... hahahahahahahaha

Self-seeking

The same three-eyed face.jpg