[Comprehensive Wenhao] My God Lord insists that he is an individual

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"Weird, different from monsters. No matter how strange and weird it is, once it has nothing to do with people and no one sees it, it loses the value of existence. Therefore, most incredible things always arise because of people and die because of people. All we can do is to bring the people involved back as much as possible, and give them a boring daily life."

——God on Juri

So, this is the legendary big city, ultra-luxury shrine?

In a remote mountain somewhere in Yokohama, a long-abandoned shrine stands alone in front of Kamisami Shuri, surrounded by no animals. The only surprise is the tall and dense miki in front of the shrine It seems that the surrounding area is particularly... gloomy and bleak.

Facing the poisonous summer sun, the god Shuri, who was found from the airport carrying a suitcase all the way, had a pupil earthquake.

"Ha, haha, I must have passed somewhere, right, wrong."

This young man who had obviously fallen into some kind of misery in life was actually a young man with an unexpectedly delicate appearance.

Rather, a head of black hair longer than women, pupils shining like fine rubies, coupled with the gentle and alienated temperament cultivated by long-term practice in Shinto, it is easy to make people think that this is a petite and cute girl. girl.

Yes, petite.

Since middle school, his height has been so strange that he has not increased by 1mm, and has always remained at 159.9cm. Shenshang Zhuli is a short man who is full of resentment against tall people who have their legs chopped off.

Hahahahahaha! (Here, there should be the laughter of some bad friends of Shenshang Zhuli)

At this moment, the black-haired and red-eyed boy didn't even have time to wipe off his sweat, so he took out his mobile phone and frantically typed into the navigation. However, the only answer to him was the huge "Destination Has Arrived" on the page, and the small "Destination Arrived" in the software. The sweet reminder that my sister repeated over and over again "The destination is in front of you, welcome to use it again."

Hello--! ! !This is different from what you said!

Shenshang Zhuli's face was full of collapse.

What about a retro shrine in a first-tier metropolis, pleasant scenery, and convenient transportation? !

Isn't this just a dilapidated house in an old forest deep in the mountains!

Even the large area, the only saving grace, has become useless except for increasing the burden of cleaning!

Shenshang Zhuli broke down and hugged his head: "——this is fraud!"

A gust of wind blew by, and the only working shimenawa rope in front of the shrine shook weakly, fell to the ground with a snap, and was officially declared useless.

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Foreword, Mother in Heaven:

Our shrine has changed places. I thought it was a magnificent shrine in a big city, but it turned out to be a small shabby house in the mountains that is even more dilapidated than my hometown in Aomori... Facts have proved once again that there is no pie in the sky, and I shouldn’t agree Relocation, garbage shrine bureau ruined my youth.

Ah, I really want to go back to Aomori.

Carrying luggage and carrying all his wealth on his back, Kagami Shuri drooped his shoulders listlessly and made a sound of remorse.

At the same time, the god card carefully placed in the backpack by the boy gave out a vibration of approval, but a certain boy was busy crying at the moment, and did not receive his own god's opinion on [moving].

A month ago, Kamami Shuri, who was still far away in Aomori, suddenly received a notice from the Shinto Shrine Bureau, saying that the land of his shrine had been requisitioned and turned into a fashionable and technological aquarium.

Well, this is also expected.

Shenshang Zhuli held the notification letter and nodded calmly.

Originally, their shrine was just a small shrine in Aomori. Not to mention the remote location, it also served the gods of the land that is not the god of Tianjin. It can be said that it is quite tragic for the only man in his family to play a cameo.

Especially now that technology is on the rise and theology is on the decline, there are even fewer believers who come to visit, all relying on the support of the older generation of elders. However, as time goes by, the incense will eventually dissipate, and it will finally be replaced until now.

"Hey, Sanmu, God Lord, we are going to live on the streets." God Zhu Li rubbed the orange cat spirit next to him, and said to the god tablet enshrined on the main platform.

"Mi Pa——" The orange cat spirit whose head was pressed hooked the corner of his own excrement shovel officer, and kicked the notice spread on the ground with jio.

"Hey, Sanmu don't...well, what is this?" Zhu Li, who just wanted to stop his cat from being naughty, found that there was a string of words written on the back of the kicked paper.

The black-haired boy picked up the paper suspiciously, and read word by word to the light,

"—Also, in order to make up for... Yokohama has prepared a new shrine... Wangkun Haihan."

This, does this mean? ?

Is he finally going to become a rich man, own a big shrine in a big first-tier city, and embark on the road of a winner in life surrounded by believers and rich in wealth? ? ? !

There are such good things in the world! !

Life really has its ups and downs hahahahaha!

The black-haired boy was so excited that he hugged the cat spirit at his feet, and rubbed it frantically: "Beautiful job Sanmu!!! We are going to the big city to enjoy life hahahaha! From now on, let's eat a bowl of Oden cooking, Pour a bowl!"

Is it really so smooth?

The orange meow who had been frantically plucked, blinked and said, "Meow."

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One month later, after receiving the admission notice from Yokohama National University, and happily coming to Yokohama with all his wealth on his back, Akami Akari, who was planning to welcome the life of the rich, knelt down in front of a dilapidated house in a remote mountain, his eyes lost the brilliance of life .

Facts have proved that it is impossible to be smooth. Life is a process of ups and downs.

"Ah, I'm so exhausted!!!"

Finally, before the sun went down, Kamami Shuri, who managed to clean the shrine to be livable, stretched vigorously, looked at the strangely clean and gleaming floor, and nodded in satisfaction.

"Don't make it sound like you have a job!"

Right behind the black-haired boy, a group of tired and paralyzed ghosts, A, B, C, D, threw the broomsticks, "Apart from wiping the magic card at the beginning, you are all fishing and watching the jump afterwards!! Ah?!"

"Huh? You seem to have an opinion?"

The boy who was exposed was not ashamed at all, and he took out the Kagura bell from his arms with his backhand, shook it at the crowd of jumping ghosts, and showed a kind smile.

bell--

The small Kagura bell made a clear sound in the boy's hand, and the undead who collapsed on the ground was shocked on the spot, jumped up on the spot and stood upright, "No, no, I am waiting for you to work for Miko-sama!" pleasure."

God Zhu Li nodded, facing the resentful eyes of the undead who dared to be angry but dare not speak, nodded and said: "Well, that's right. Work hard, don't hide in a corner all day to scare weak men."

"Yes, yes, you are right."

God damn weak man...

No matter how resentful the undead were, they could only nod bitterly under the physical limit, and after being allowed to leave, they ran away quickly, vowing to remember the face of this witch, and summoned brothers when they returned——

——Walk around this fierce god from now on!

Undead A, B, C, D, tears of noodles, no, it's not that they are cowardly, they really can't beat it!

"Yoxi, the next step is to go to the supermarket."

After letting go of the coolie ghost, Shenshang Zhuli briefly checked the luggage and quickly made a list of items that needed to be purchased.

And the Kagura bell that was still holding in his hand to threaten the undead just now has been shrunk by spiritual power, and the end of the handle is tied with a spiritual rope, like a headband, casually tied around the boy's slender wrist.

Just when the boy was about to go out, an orange cat spirit rubbed against his feet.

"Meow."

Sanmu Jio patted the floor.

"Hey, I won't forget Sanmu's canned food," Shenshang Zhuli nodded the cat's head helplessly, and urged, "In exchange, Sanmu must take good care of the house when I go out."

Three-eyed Meow: "Meow~"

No problem, but triple the amount of dried fish.

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By the time Shenshang Zhuli came out of the supermarket, it was getting late.

The sun sank far below the horizon, leaving only a little orange afterglow dyed in the sky, and the whole city became quiet.Pedestrians on the road are returning home, and the number of passing vehicles begins to decrease.

It was dusk, the time of night in the city, the time of the devil.

"Is this Yokohama?"

Kamami Akari held a shopping bag containing food and walked slowly towards the shrine under the setting sun, which was in stark contrast to the pedestrians who were hurrying along the road.

"However, why do you feel that there are fewer children on the road?"

The young man rubbed his chin strangely, watching another parent with a child hurry past him, with a trace of indescribable panic and anxiety on his face.

At the same time, there were more and more people wearing black suits on the street.

Unlike pedestrians, they are alert and orderly. Compared with walking, they are... more like patrolling.

Confused, the boy turned into the park on the left, intending to take the path home, but hesitation kept pouring out in his heart——

——I always feel that something is not right.

In the depths of the park, at the end of the path that should have been empty, there was a man in a white coat running anxiously.

"Alice-chan—where are you—"

The middle-aged man who shouted was thin and thin, with black hair parted in the middle and a little stubble on his chin. He looked no different from the slightly decadent middle-aged uncle on the street.

He looked flustered, as if he was looking for his lost daughter, his dark red eyes finally lit up slightly as he swept across the slide in the park.

——"Stupid Rintaro! You're too slow!"

Beside the slide in the park, a little girl with blond hair and blue eyes looked at the middle-aged man who rushed towards him and accused her.

The blond-haired young girl was wearing an exquisite Lolita dress, her cheeks were slightly bulging because of dissatisfaction, she was like a doll in a window, beautiful and cute.

The middle-aged man who finally found his daughter squatted down with a sneer, and said with an apologetic smile, "I'm sorry, Alice, I'm so worried about you. Sarah, it's not safe now, let's go home quickly?"

"No! I still want to play! I haven't eaten any cake today!" The girl called Alice stomped her feet.

"Alice sauce—"

When the "father and daughter" were in an endless stalemate, neither of them saw that a black shadow was curled up behind the slide, and as the night fell, it slowly expanded and moved towards the blond girl who was still acting like a baby. .

Day, completely dark down.

The author has something to say:

Known clues:

God, Mr. Zhu Li, eighteen years old

Seems like a strong(?)

Although she is a male, she is a priestess, and her own god is called "Huang Ba Tu".

First time in Yokohama

It seems that something big happened

PS.

①The original words come from the opening speech of the first episode of "xxxholic", God's work eats me Amway (seems to reveal the age?

②The case involves supernatural powers, it was written by a stupid author blindly, so don't take it too seriously.

③This article sets [Arabato] as Doujian Arabato. Well, simply put, Arabato was originally an indigenous god in the Jomon period in Japan long ago, belonging to Kunitsu God.Later, the Yayoi people came to the Japanese island, expelled the Jomon people by means of intermarriage or war, and established their own imperial court. This was the original Yamato nation.

The Yayoi people wanted to replace the culture of the Jomon people, so they tossed a Tianjin god system by themselves. After absorbing some of the gods in the Kunitsu gods, they continued to publicize that the Tianjin gods defeated the Guojin gods and were orthodox gods, and then declared themselves to be The descendants of the Tianjin god not only shattered the belief of the Jomon people at that time, but also received a lot of support.

Doujian Huangbatu was regarded as the god of Guojin who was not absorbed, so he was downgraded, from the god of war to the god of arrogance.

Well, the above information comes from Zhihu, Baidu and "Dongriu Outer Three Counties Chronicles".

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