Battle Five Scum Counterattack Collection [Quick Transmigration]

Gao Yang had question marks all over his face, but his face was so dark that others couldn't see it.

what's the situation?Why are people blocking me on the main road?Is the original owner's fate so rubbish? ? ?

"Let go of Jingming! You bastard." A cat-eared boy stood behind him with his tail bared, his hair all blown up. He obviously looked fierce, but he had that vicious feeling.

"Don't make trouble." Jing Ming stretched out his hand and pressed on the boy's head. He couldn't even change between animal and human forms perfectly, and he dared to follow others to provoke the adult Tiger Clan. If you change to another tiger clan, even if you have a good personality, you have to teach them a lesson.

"Jing Ming, don't be afraid, we have a lot of people." The young man shook his ears uncomfortably, and whispered awkwardly.

This young man is the uncle of Jingming's host. He is older and younger. Basically, he grew up under the watch of the host. He has a very good relationship. The group of cats behind him are basically related to Jingming. After all, cats can give birth.

Ordinary cats have a litter once a year or half a year, one to eight at a time, generally three, four, five or six are more common, while cat orcs only rarely have one litter per pregnancy, usually twins and triplets are the most common It is not uncommon to have four or five cubs once in a while.

This has led to the weak cat clan orcs, unlike the only child of the tiger clan. Although the orcs can conceive two or three times in a lifetime is already a lot, they can still be together in groups and offend one at a time. It is tantamount to offending a big family. Although the fighting power is weak, it is still difficult to deal with. When a kitten meets a little tiger, the little tiger is basically scratched, so it will take revenge when it grows up.

Generally speaking, the cat family has strong fertility, but many people die in disasters. For example, the host’s family members, parents and immediate elders are gone, and only relatives are left to help occasionally. They usually send some food, and now they help support.

However...you have to find the right person for support!

"Uncle, what do you want to do? We will form a bond in two days. We told the head of the Tiger Clan yesterday that if you have nothing to do, help me fix the house and don't make trouble."

As for cats, sons and mothers are not soft-hearted when they fight each other, let alone uncle, without external pressure, Jing Ming is not soft-hearted when he fights him.

"You call me Uncle, and Uncle will support you, step aside, I brought your eight grandfathers and three uncles here, you are going to marry a female, Xiaomi has accepted your rabbit before! "The boy didn't believe Jingming's words. The main reason was that the host didn't show signs of bending at all. A while ago, he was still chasing a little female cat hard. Although the female orc can only be in human form, it can only be seen from its size and appearance. what race.

"Who is Xiao Mi?" Gao Yang frowned, realizing that things were not simple (crossed out), and that he had a rival in love, what's going on?

"Of course Xiaomi is a female! With big breasts and hips, her family is very fertile. There are four or five babies in one litter. The male is a long-haired mandarin duck-eyed white cat, which is a perfect match for Jing Ming!" Although Jing Ming stopped him, but The boy still jumped up and yelled at Gao Yang, it felt super fierce as if he was going to get his claws in the next second, but if Jing Ming didn't stop him, maybe it would be different.

In the orc world, being able to live is a compliment. After all, if there are more adult orcs with a strong population, life will be easier. Females can grow up eating a lot of food even if there is no famine in the era when there is no famine. It was especially good.

It's just that other people's families are particularly prone to dying one child at a time. The cat family has three or four babies. If two die, there will still be two left. In the end, even if only one dies, it is better than nothing.

Compared with other races, middle-aged and elderly sons suddenly die in Huangquan, die while hunting, or lose arms and legs and cannot take care of themselves and can only sit and wait for death. At least the cat clan is easier to take care of, brother There are a lot of sisters, uncles and aunts, and even the unlucky ones can find at least one or two relatives alive.

So when most people hear this sentence, they will feel very heartbroken, as if someone suddenly took out a 500 million check and slapped it on the table, crushing their strength.

But Gao Yang is not from this world, maybe he will do things like having a baby at some point (no!), after hearing this sentence, instead of feeling worried, he felt a little bewildered. How come the brains of fart kids grow, I have seen a lot of protruding and backwards, who can hook up with Jingming.

"Your fault, solve it by yourself." In Gao Yang's impression, Jing Ming took care of everything about the host, such as revenge and taking care of relatives. Of course, former enemies, friends, and lovers also had to be resolved by him.

"Xiaomi and I...I consider her a younger sister, and I like Gao Yang. If I marry Xiaomi, I have to bear another person's life. Isn't it good to be with Gao Yang? Look, I will go out with him, You don’t need to do anything to have so much to eat.” Jing Ming’s words are really very realistic. When you are with females, the females will follow the team to pick some wild vegetables and fruits at most. In the dry season and the rainy season, you can’t go out at all, and your body is weak It is easy to get sick. To put it bluntly, it is a burden, and it is also an existence with a particularly high mortality rate.

"Jingming, you have changed!" The young man stared angrily, "How can you say that! What do you mean you can eat so much without doing anything? We cats can't eat much, and females have a small appetite. How much to eat...wait a minute, he is carrying silvertail fish???"

Seeing the young man's shocked expression, Gao Yang was a little puzzled, picked up the fish and moved forward to let the young man see it clearly.

"You caught the fish?" The boy glared at Gao Yang.

"That's right... what's wrong?" Gao Yang was stunned, not knowing how shocking what he did was.

"You you you...he is too scheming, Xiao Mi is better." The boy pointed at Gao Yang you you you for a long time, then turned his head and said to Jingming.

Tigers never catch silvertails, never!This stinky tiger even learned this in order to chase his eldest nephew, it must have been premeditated for a long time!Silvertails are even hard for him to catch, but this guy actually caught so many, I'm so annoyed.

Although the tiger family is very good at water, the silvertail is too small. Although the meat is fresh and tender, it is the female's favorite, but the body is dexterous and the scales are smooth and the number is not large. The biggest test before the cat's coming-of-age ceremony is to catch enough fish. Hundreds of silvertails, this is an examination time from birth to adulthood of more than ten years, some cats can't catch one in a month, really angry.

Take a closer look, good guy, anchovy and jumping rabbit!

Phoenix-tailed pheasants and geese are listed as the two most difficult birds to catch nearby. The geese are too powerful to fight and fight bravely in groups. Every time they catch them, each dozen orcs will return empty-handed. Being pecked bald, especially desolate.

As for the Phoenix-tailed chicken, the origin of its name is that its gliding appearance is somewhat similar to that of a phoenix. Its coat color is fiery red and its tail feathers are gorgeous and slender. Its wings are extremely wide and its speed is extremely fast. It is like a flame that makes people mistake it for a phoenix beast.

Phoenix-tailed chickens can fly at low altitudes, and they are extremely fast, responsive and vigilant. Basically, this thing is a betrothal gift that the orcs will struggle to catch when they form a bond. One of them was afraid that he would die of envy.

As for the Leaping Rabbit, it is a very common type of rabbit. It is larger in size and has stronger legs. Its speed is twice that of other rabbits. Generally, three or five cat orcs can hunt together to catch it. If a single orc is exhausted, he will catch it If you don't have this rabbit, your physical strength is really good, and the leg meat is really chewy when you eat it.

With the prey in Gao Yang's hands alone, anyone who proposes to him will be shaken, but the cat clan and the tiger clan have long been unhappy because of the robbery, especially now that they are already on the line, how could the tsundere cat do that? Take it easy first!

"Jingming, did you say that he threatened you! He deliberately took you into the grove to show you his hunting skills, just to threaten you and let you see how powerful he is, so that we have no reason to beat him. "

The strong words are unreasonable, and the cat boy hangs his neck and refuses to believe that Gao Yang and Jing Ming have no daily relationship, how could they suddenly see the right eye, you and I will be destined for life!

It is said that Muxiu must be destroyed by Lin Feng. It must be that Jingming caught a wild goose a few days ago, and he was targeted by this group of wolves, tigers and leopards. Moreover, Jingming of their family is so handsome, and the female who has a crush on him is so... How could it be possible to be with a male!

It's not that there is no true love between males, but most of the two orcs get together mainly because they can't find females. For example, Gao Yang and Jingming have so many female admirers and they are still together. pit.

"Uncle, have you misunderstood something?" Jing Ming blinked, and put his arms around Gao Yang's neck.

Gao Yang bent his waist in an awkward posture, lowered his head following Jingming's strength, a little confused, but he had a premonition in his heart that made him look forward to what would happen next, this should be the show of love in this world, right?I really don't know how to show it.

"What did I misunderstand? I won't misunderstand it!" The dead duck insisted on talking about this uncle. After hearing Jingming's words and seeing the interaction between the two, he felt an ominous premonition in his heart, but he did not let go. Mouth.

"If it is said that the orc was robbed, I also robbed him. He will pack up his things in the next few days and come to renovate my current house. Then he will be your niece and daughter-in-law." Jing Ming gently kissed Gao Yang's lips. He took a bite and touched the men's medal on Gao Yang's rough skin, Gao Yang's body in this world still fits his aesthetics very well, especially a man.

"Nephew and daughter-in-law?!" The young man was dumbfounded, and the cat on his tail exploded again. It can be said that he was frightened a lot by Jing Ming's words.

what's the situation? ? ?The 30-year-olds behind him were young orcs from Jingming's grandpa's generation, and they also looked at each other with bewildered faces. After looking at each other, they still couldn't believe what they heard.

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Push the next article, I changed the name from Diary of a Human Brave to Diary of Love, and the article will start on the 25th.

Anyway, Western Fantasy is mainly attacking cookies, and attacking under the year, is it considered a son-in-law?Shou is regarded as the half-master of the attack, the kind who only imparts knowledge and does not need a title.