Battle Five Scum Counterattack Collection [Quick Transmigration]

If other people can still struggle in the first two games, if the team's performance is abnormal and the opponent's performance is extraordinary, it is not impossible to win, but this time... how could the system make a mistake in reading the file!

According to Qingyue legend, after one and a half minutes of memory time, the group started to sing while listening to the accompaniment. It was not easy for one person to memorize a task, and the first person did not pass it...

"Wow!" The moment the electricity was switched on, everyone was alert and their limbs were unconsciously exerting force. If their hands and feet hadn't been handcuffed, they probably would have been able to fly out.

"This is really scary!" Ye Lei stepped down from the chair, still feeling terrified.

"Has my hair stood up?" Chang Huan stroked his hair and asked Bo Hong curiously.

"No." Bai Hong glanced at Chang Huan, shook his head, feeling that they were too exaggerated and timid, only he himself did not call out.

"I feel that my scalp is still a little numb now." Chang Huan rubbed his scalp, shook his head, and frowned when no one could see him. , He didn't even know how to say a few more words to increase the scene when he deliberately made a conversation.

Many things cannot be followed by people’s ideas. For example, Bo Hong felt that he had participated in many shows before coming here. Even if he was a mixed show, he was more experienced than Jingming. Coming to Laughing Often Open will definitely make Jingming run to nothing. In other words, although Jing Ming didn't talk much, he was always the focus of everyone, relying on his strength to steal the spotlight, even other people didn't have much sense of presence.

To tell the truth, Bo Hong even thought about whether he should show respect to Jing Ming, or even be afraid, so that others would think that Jing Ming is actually very fierce, and he is very strict with artists, so he is not popular, but his mind was only temporarily rusted. When it arrived, I woke up and realized that I had only teased Jing Ming on Weibo. This way, people would definitely see it as a posturing.

"Why don't you seem to be very worried?" You Bin's voice came from the stereo, which attracted Bo Hong's attention and pulled him out of deep thinking.

"Lin Xuan, tell me, you are usually most afraid of this kind of thing, why did you come up so happily this time?" Meng Yun was also a little curious, and he even had a premonition that their confidence was due to Jingming.

"You don't know, the script in our crew is changing every day. Even if you recite the full text before recording, you may be dragged by the director to insert a new script after recording. It's super brain-burning!" Lin Xuan sighed, strongly The desire to complain filled her brain, and she continued with a helpless face, "Director Shen is really strict, holding a dozen screenwriters there to study the script if they have nothing to do, completely ignoring that we are filming a plot Repeatedly memorizing the mood of the seven or eight editions of the script, forgetting the lines is a common thing, and the most deceitful thing is the play, only Jing Ming has never misremembered it! And he just read it once and memorized it."

"So I plan to memorize one line of the lyrics, and Jingming will help me share the rest." Hu Shi interjected with a sly smile.

"That's what I planned too!" Lin Xuan stretched out his hand and gave Hu Shi a high-five, as if he had found an alliance.

"Then...Jingming, if you can, I guess I can only remember a few sentences." You Bin looked at Jingming eagerly, and asked expectantly, "Those who are capable will work harder, this round will be the end of the game." It's up to you and Brother Meng, right?"

"Yes." Jing Ming nodded without any hesitation.

"Ahem, since you are so confident, Jingming, let's do the last one. I'll see if I can remember a few lines. If I can't remember, you can continue to sing." Meng Yun is usually the one who is entrusted , this is the first time someone is so trusted by others, and he also wants to relax.

Although all the lyrics I found were more tongue-twisting, there were also catchy passages. In fact, it was not impossible to memorize three or four sentences of more than a dozen lyrics, but it was difficult to memorize word for word within one or two minutes.

"Come on! Seeing how confident and arrogant you are, I can't wait to see you get electrocuted." Qu Xi stepped forward and urged.

"Hey wait!" Meng Yun waved his hands and ran off the stage when he received the call from the program group. The director whispered something in his ear, and then he ran up with a smirk and said, "Ahem, the director said Yes, we are too arrogant and confident, so we changed the competition system, you sit back, give you half a minute to memorize, and then sing again, and so on, the director said which group was shocked less times, no round The electricity is on, and I am afraid that you will forget the lines when you listen to our singing."

"Director, you are too bad!" Zhang Xingshao looked at the audience speechlessly, reached out and threw down the pillow on the rest seat, "You are afraid that if they succeed once, we won't be electrocuted afterwards, and then it's a pity to do it at a high price. Didn't the props come in handy!"

The camera cut to the audience, and the audience saw the director on the screen, nodded calmly, and said, "Yes."

"I'm so angry! I feel like I've been discriminated against for my IQ." Qu Xi sat back angrily, and waved his little hand, "Hurry up and continue! I just remembered the lyrics and now I've almost forgotten them all!"

"Hahahahahaha." The audience was amused.

I don’t know if the Qingyue Legend team is unlucky or I really can’t remember. The progress was very gratifying at the beginning. The third time it has successfully reached the fourth player, but the fourth time it got stuck in the second player, and the fifth time it got stuck in the fourth player. Among the three, the sixth time the last person sang the third line wrong, the seventh time No.1 was nervous and suddenly forgot the second line, they were shocked ten times, their mentality collapsed, and their hair was a little blown when they left the stage .

"Qu Xi, you are simply a bug in the game! Four out of ten times it was your fault!" Zhang Xingshao looked disgusted, and walked back to the sofa without looking back, and spread his whole body on it, looking hopeless .

"The more you make mistakes, the more nervous you become... It's because Brother Meng is too strict! You can't even make a single word wrong, he did it on purpose!" Qu Xi argued, then suddenly looked at Zhang Xingshao with a surprised face, pushed him with his hand, and laughed He said, "Brother Xing Shao, your hair seems to have absorbed confetti."

"..." Zhang Xingshao reached out his hand to touch his hair, and actually caught a few scraps of paper. He opened his eyes wide in disbelief, turned around and looked behind the sofa, and saw a sneaky staff member holding a handful of paper. Xiao, when he saw that person had already backed away because of Qu Xi's words, and when his eyes met, he even ran away, shouting, "The director forced me to do it!"

"Hahahahahahaha." The audience watched how the staff sneaked into the back of the sofa, and deliberately made a silent movement, and then put a handful of confetti behind Zhang Xingshao's head, which can absorb the confetti From time to time, it can be seen that the staff member himself is very surprised.If it wasn't for someone laughing, Qu Xi wouldn't have found out about it so quickly.

With the help of the staff, Jing Ming and the others were already fixed on the chairs, calmly watching Qu Xi and Zhang Xingshao kill each other.

"The [-]-second countdown is about to begin. Please get ready." At the same time as the prelude to the music, the notification from the staff resounded throughout the audience. Two black men pushed the three-meter-high stand and slowly flipped it over.

"This song is so difficult!" Lin Xuan wailed the moment he saw the lyrics, and looked at Jingming worriedly, but he couldn't do anything about it. It's good enough that he can remember one sentence of such abusive lyrics. There is a certain chance of misremembering two sentences.

Lin Xuan and Hu Shi stared at the sentence they were responsible for, and recited it more than 20 times, with an average of less than four seconds to read it once.

You Bin played a lot of games like this. He used his brain every day, and he was sure after repeating the two sentences.

Meng Yun was also a little dazed when he saw the lyrics. He counted backwards from the beginning, starting from the fifth sentence, and memorized each sentence. When the countdown was 30 seconds, he read it from the beginning again.

In this competition, no one in the audience, except Gao Yang, believed that they could succeed once. Even Lin Xuan and Hu Shi, who had great confidence in Jing Ming, had only seen Jing Ming's ability to memorize lines, but the lines were It's logical, you can remember everything along the way, this rap lyrics is a bit too much!

This is a very fast-paced song, and each sentence is very long. It is an ancient Internet song with a lot of classical Chinese in it. It sounds good, but it is very cruel to sing.

Lin Xuan entered the first sentence late, and Hu Shi couldn't find the tune for the second sentence. You Bin stumbled to the third and fourth sentences, and finally got back to normal when he got to Meng Yun. The rhythm was right and the tune was right. The wording of the lyrics is also very clear, but even though Meng Yun is already very good at shorthand, he still only persisted for six sentences before turning to look at Jingming.

Jing Ming, the host, has never let others hear him sing outside of the music class, and it's not because of his five-tone insufficiency. It's just that his vocal range is relatively ordinary, and he can't go up and down. He hasn't practiced it. I don't like music, and I don't like singing. As time goes by, I become less and less good at singing.

As soon as Jing Ming opened his mouth, Qu Xi and the others began to harass Jing Ming wholeheartedly, trying to interrupt his train of thought, no matter how many times the Sunshine team was punished for passing the test!

Among them, Bohong harassed the most, talking from time to time, throwing out questions one by one but getting no response, and making exaggerated movements could not attract Jingming's attention, but he was not particularly conspicuous when he was with his teammates.

However, Jing Ming sang the song without a pause. When the song ended, the props bounced off automatically, and everyone applauded enthusiastically.

"Come on, come on, the director said let's listen to the sound Jing Ming received. Could it be that your singing is out of tune? The director rarely puts dry sound in this kind of game." You Bin scratched his head, looking at Jing Ming especially curiously.

When Jingming’s singing sounded, the rhythm, intonation, and tune were perfect, and the pronunciation was clear. Although Jingming’s face was expressionless in the video played back on the screen, it seemed that I was serious and focused on completing the task, and there was no emotional fluctuation in the singing It looked extraordinarily ethereal. Although the high and low pitches were also up, the volume was extremely low. When the audience listened to him singing, they dared not make any noise. Even the sound engineer helped to amplify the volume.

That kind of feeling is probably like... when you close your eyes, your boyfriend is singing a love song in your ear, the voice is not loud but nice, unexpectedly full of magnetism, very attractive, it is the kind of unbearable Live the feeling that the heartbeat is accelerating and pleasing to the heartstrings, and the whole song is silent at the end of the song.

"I didn't expect that you not only have such a good memory, but you can also sing well. I have never understood why you used to live and die, and you insisted on becoming a manager?" Meng Yun broke the quiet scene, first praised After Jing Ming said something, and then, accompanied by thunderous applause, he asked everyone questions that the host had never answered.

"Ah? Because that's what I studied in college. It's the right major. The job assigned to me by the school." Jing Ming was seriously fooling people, and when he saw their faces, "It turned out to be such a reason, it's a fucking dog", revealing that he couldn't help laughing. expression.

"Jing Ming?... You're lying!" Qu Xi belatedly realized that the serious Jing Ming could still fool people.

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After the holidays, it seems that some people have entered the fattening mode again_(:з」∠)_Let’s raise it. This world is estimated to take a long time to raise. Anyway, remember to kill it every now and then. Don’t forget to raise it