After being scumbag by my roommate brother

The two drunks fell asleep and even forgot to turn off the lights. Lu Jijun really felt like an old woman when he stood by the bed and honestly helped turn off the lights.

The two sleeping postures are very similar, lying straight on the bed, panting with mouth open, Lu Jijun can smell the whole room gradually filled with an indescribable smell of alcohol, he frowned, suddenly lost all thoughts.After thinking about it, he went to the kitchen and poured a cup of hot water for each of them, and put them on the cabinets on both sides of the bed.

Lu Xuchu woke up quickly from alcohol. He was thirsty in the middle of the night. He subconsciously sat up and looked for water to drink, but when he saw that there was a ready-made one next to the bed, he raised his head and gulped down the glass of water. Turning his head suddenly, he realized that There was another person lying beside him.

If it weren't for his strong psychological quality, Lu Xuchu would be able to shout out in a second.

There were some sporadic fragments in my mind, and I gradually remembered who the person on the bed was.Lu Xuchu relaxed his movements, turned on the small lamp beside the bed and stared at Yun Xizhou for a few seconds. He felt that the undulating curve of his chest didn't look like a living person, so he quickly reached out and put his hand under his nose.

Feeling vented, Lu Xuchu heaved a sigh of relief.

He was worried that Yun Xizhou's throat would be as uncomfortable as his if he continued like this, so he carefully closed his mouth for him, and covered him with a quilt considerately, then lay back down in peace and continued to sleep.

An hour later, Yun Xizhou was still awakened by thirst. He opened his eyes in a daze. He hadn't fully woken up from the wine. He felt that there was someone beside him, but he didn't take it seriously. His memory was confused. He thought it was Xiao...

Just halfway through the thought, Yun Xizhou suddenly opened his eyes wide.

He and Xiao Wenyan have already broken up, who is that next to him? !

Yun Xizhou's first reaction was to lift the quilt and look at himself. His clothes were a little messy but they were still on him anyway, so he was relieved and squinted his eyes to look to the left.

His eyes gradually adapted to the darkness, and Yun Xizhou slowly saw the outline of this man's face. After struggling to recall for a few seconds, he remembered a little. He and Lu Xuchu were both drunk, and he seemed to have vomited on the carpet... …

But I can't control that for the time being. Yun Xizhou saw Lu Xuchu laying flat on the bed motionless, with both hands pressed neatly on both sides of the quilt. At first glance, it was scary. He put his index finger under Lu Xuchu's nose to confirm that he was still alive. Panting normally, he sat up slowly and drank the water that someone put beside the bed.

In the early morning, Lu Jijun, who had to go to work, brought the big flower into the guest bedroom and threw it on Lu Xuchu's stomach. Lu Xuchu was used to his brother's way of waking people up, so he opened his eyes subconsciously and said, "Get up now!"

"Get up and take a shower first, you two stink to death, breakfast is in the kitchen, get up and heat it up before eating," Lu Jijun ordered one by one, "the screening room has prepared a movie for you, if you are bored, go watch it. I'm going to work .”

"Brother, go slowly." Lu Xuchu sat up.

Lu Jijun glanced at Yun Xizhou who was still sleeping, nodded and walked out.

Lu Xuchu didn't wake up the people beside him, but went to the bathroom to take a shower first. He walked out with his wet hair and a toothbrush in his mouth, but Yun Xizhou hadn't woken up yet.Lu Xuchu's memory of last night was intermittent, but he remembered the part where they called and cursed people very clearly, but he couldn't remember clearly after that.

He stared at Yun Xizhou's face and slowly recalled, not long after, the temperature in the room rose, and Yun Xizhou, who was sleeping in a good posture, kicked the quilt away, revealing two slender and white legs.

"Ahem..." Lu Xuchu accidentally choked on toothpaste foam. He helped Yun Xizhou re-cover the quilt, and ran to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face.

Yun Xizhou was awakened by the heat.

His head hurts, but the strange thing is that he suddenly remembered everything about last night, including the thing about calling Xiao Wenyan and scolding him for being an idiot.Yun Xizhou sat up immediately and started looking for his phone all over the room.

Finally, under the quilt, I found that the phone was almost out of battery, and there was an unread text message floating above.Yun Xizhou clicked on it, and first hiccupped because of the amount of money, and then suddenly realized that he and Xiao Wenyan had completely completed the "equivalent exchange" at this point, and all the accusations and anger disappeared instantly. No stand.

30 is the price in Xiao Wenyan's heart for the feelings he has paid for the past two and a half years.

It feels uncomfortable, but it seems to be acceptable.

Xiao Wenyan drew this full stop, which was much more neat than him talking softly with Zhang Yuelin. He directly denied the relationship between the two of them and turned it into a simple transaction, which completely cut off the possibility between the two of them.

Yun Xizhou put down his phone and silently looked at the bathroom.

The sound of water came from inside, and Yun Xizhou knew that it was Lu Xuchu washing up inside.Not long after, Lu Xuchu walked out refreshed. Yun Xizhou saw his appearance clearly, and subconsciously covered his chest.

Lu Xuchu didn't understand why he reacted so suddenly. When he looked down, he realized that he had habitually taken off his shirt, and his thin upper body was completely exposed. He turned around in embarrassment and walked back, even dropping his slippers. .

After 2 minutes, Yun Xizhou slowly digested the scene that suddenly appeared in front of him, and Lu Xuchu also walked out timidly. He casually put on a T-shirt and explained as he walked towards the bed: " I'm used to this at home, sorry."

"No, it's okay, you don't have to worry about me."

Lu Xuchu laughed: "I still have to be cautious. I usually wear one or one at home... Then what, I feel so comfortable."

Yun Xizhou said in a daze, "Oh."

Lu Xuchu was amused by his reaction again, pointed behind him and said, "The water temperature is just right, go take a bath."

"Ah."

After taking a shower, Yun Xizhou realized that he didn't have a change of clothes. Just as he was about to put on his original clothes, someone knocked on the bathroom door a few times, and Lu Xuchu's voice sounded outside the door: "If you don't mind, you can Wear mine for the time being, although I have worn it a few times, it has been washed."

"...Mmm." Yun Xizhou walked slowly to the door, twisted the doorknob, and stretched out a hand.

The fingers of this hand were long and slender, and they were still stained with crumbling drops of water. Lu Xuchu subconsciously stared at it for a few seconds, then cleared his throat, and stuffed the clothes in Yun Xizhou's hands.

Yun Xizhou changed into Lu Xuchu's jeans and T-shirt, and found that the size of their clothes was almost the same. He only needed to roll up the trousers a little to fit them well.After finishing, he walked out with the changed clothes in his arms.

Lu Xuchu was sitting at the end of the bed, playing games with his head down. Looking at the upright sitting posture, he could tell that the battle was going on. Yun Xizhou didn't bother him, and put his clothes into his schoolbag.

First, he went to the living room to check the status of the carpet. After finding out that it had been replaced, he felt ashamed, and went to the kitchen to check. Lu Jijun pasted a note on the door.

——Remember to eat it hot.

Yun Xizhou skillfully turned on the natural gas, heated up the breakfast, and Lu Xuchu came out smelling the aroma of the rice.Dahua followed at his feet, Lu Xuchu looked down at the cat for a few times, and decided to feed the cat owner first, and then sat down at the table to have breakfast with Yun Xizhou.

Lu Xuchu couldn't stop talking, he asked while eating, "I didn't snore last night, did I?"

Yun Xizhou shook his head.

"It didn't affect your rest?"

Yun Xizhou said, "No, but your sleeping position is quite scary."

"..."

Yun Xizhou hesitated for a moment, and asked him, "Why this expression?"

Lu Xuchu said in surprise: "Don't you know what you look like when you sleep, straight up, not moving at all, I thought you were... bah bah, anyway, it looks quite worrying."

Yun Xizhou couldn't help muttering: "It's the same with you, you still have the nerve to talk about me."

Lu Xuchu didn't hear clearly: "Huh?"

Yun Xizhou shook his head and said, "It's nothing, you can eat quickly, the food is getting cold."

After breakfast, Lu Xuchu took Yun Xizhou to the screening room. He didn't know what wonderful movie Lu Jijun had prepared for the two of them, so he was quite curious.

As a result, when I opened it, I saw that the protagonist inside was a little familiar, wasn't it just him and Yun Xizhou from last night?

"Eating what's in the bowl and looking at what's in the pot, you're a big radish with a big heart! You didn't take responsibility or take responsibility, and after you broke up with your current incumbent, you're so shameless, you're not a man at all!"

"You're not a fucking man!"

Lu Xuchu: "..."

Yun Xizhou: "..."

The movie was still playing, and the two of them repeatedly died in their own voices. In the end, Lu Xuchu couldn't bear it anymore and cut the next movie.

A cute little doll suddenly appeared on the screen. Lu Xuchu took a closer look and saw that it was himself in a pink skirt, so he let out a "fuck".

Yun Xizhou took a look at him, and took the remote control from his hand while he was not paying attention.Lu Xuchu's reaction was still very fast. He didn't rush to grab the remote control back, but blocked the screen with his body, but it didn't affect the voice of his childish voice coming from inside.

"Lucien loves mommy and daddy."

There is a gentle female voice offscreen: "Goodboy, like this lovely dress?"

The milky voice said: "Yeah, very much. It'spinkandIlikepink."

Yun Xizhou couldn't help laughing, his eyes couldn't hide the smile, Lu Xuchu was stunned for a moment, since he knew Yun Xizhou, he didn't seem to have seen him smile so happily, and suddenly understood his brother's good intentions , so he took the initiative to get out of the way in front of the screen, and sat back again.

"Auntie likes to dress you up as a little princess?" The smile on Yun Xizhou's face has not yet dissipated.

Lu Xuchu recalled what happened when he was a child, and laughed: "My mother originally wanted a daughter, but unfortunately she was born as a boy. She prepared a lot of beautiful skirts. In order to fulfill her daughter's dream, I didn't have any before kindergarten. Through boy clothes."

Yun Xizhou looked at the screen again. The little boy on the screen looked delicate, and his temperament was very different from his current temperament. His mother put a braid on the top of his head and wore a strawberry hairpin on his bangs. His big eyes blinked and blinked. Yes, it's too cute.

"Very cute." Yun Xizhou couldn't help but commented.

"...It's okay." Lu Xuchu pinched his ears a little embarrassedly.

The video is actually very short, Lu Jijun has no interest in watching these videos, so he just asked his mother for it this morning.After reading it, Lu Xuchu changed into a suit of clothes, and borrowed a light blue sweater from the closet for Yun Xizhou to wear.

"Do you want to go out?" Yun Xizhou asked.

"Take you... let's go for a walk."

Sitting in the car, Lu Xuchu secretly took the phone to check something, and deliberately didn't let Yun Xizhou see it, and only let the driver see the destination.

The uncle driver looked at the two people behind him and suspected that he was wrong, but he still didn't ask anything, and sent them to the place responsively.

After getting off the car, Lu Xuchu and Yun Xizhou stood shoulder to shoulder in front of a stylishly decorated shop. Yun Xizhou looked up at the big words "Beauty Center" above his head, and couldn't help but tugged at Lu Xuchu's cuff: "Are you sure we're here right?" Is there a place?"

"I'm sure. I searched for strategies and it was recommended by netizens."

"...What strategy?"

Lu Xuchu also forgot what his search keywords were. Fortunately, the page hadn't been closed yet, so he didn't notice anything was wrong, so he opened his mouth and read to Yun Xizhou: "Ten things you must do with your girlfriend after she breaks up with her."

Yun Xizhou: "?"

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Babies are here, you have to be an exquisite little fairy boy