after the ecstasy accident

Taking off the slightly stained gloves, rolling them inward and throwing them into the trash can, Xie Yu, who got rid of Lu Fen's blood-pressure-soaking back, walked out of the Mujia apartment.

After carefully investigating the death places of the three missing living souls one by one, Xie Yu submitted a report of the missing living souls on the Life and Death Book App with a sullen face.

A week ago, Wuchang, who was originally in charge of the two areas of the West City, lost contact one after another for no reason. The other four Wuchang made mistakes in ecstasy one after another. The third Wuchang who disappeared left a short message with the APP at the end and never came back. No contact.

【traitor】

After analyzing the incident report, the Book of Life and Death immediately passed the regional judge whose position was unknown, and directly submitted the data collation report to the two adults, Xie Bi'an and Fan Wujiu, who are under the king of Yan.

It is Bai Wuchang Xie Bi'an's intention to transfer the power of investigation of abnormal events to Xie Yu, and he also granted permission to temporarily grant Xie Yu the authority of the highest judge in case of special circumstances.

If impermanence is compared to the underworld workers, the king of Hades is the big boss, black and white impermanence is naturally the right arm of the big boss, and the judge is the regional manager of each city.

Impermanence only has the authority to extradite souls. As the coordinating supervisor of the region, judges have the right to check the lives and causes of death of people recorded in the past life and death books, and have the authority to instantly query the years of human birth and death, as well as the merits and demerits of previous lives.

Every living judge who walks in the yang world is a good person who has accumulated great merits for many lifetimes. On this basis, he can perform the responsibility of judging yang and yin on behalf of Yan Jun.

It is true that Xie Yu died unexpectedly, but the book of life and death records that he has five years of remaining lifespan. If Xie Yu does not choose to become a ghost, he can turn this unfinished life into merit in exchange for a smooth life in the next life.

But Bai Wuchang told him one thing.

One thing made Xie Yu return to this world where he had no nostalgia even if he turned his head and stepped on the mountains of swords and seas of fire.

The murderer who brutally killed his parents and elder brother has not been punished by the law, and even now he is still at large, stepping on the victim's flesh and blood, doing illegal activities and enjoying a reckless life.

Xie Bi'an aroused Xie Yu's desire for survival and revenge. Since then, he signed a contract with the underworld and became the first impermanent person to walk in the world after the reform of the underworld.

And according to the contract, if Xie Yu can accumulate [-] merit points before his lifespan expires, Xie Yu will be given the position and authority of a judge, and he will be allowed to release Xie Yu to avenge his parents and elder brother himself without violating the clear agreement of the underworld.

Nanshan Villa is located halfway up the mountain. Xie Yu is walking alone on the road with lush trees. His shadow is infinitely stretched and twisted behind him into an impermanent image wearing a high hat and a long coat.

The strength of Nightmare's late stage of nothingness is in stark contrast to its weakness in the early stage of dormancy, but it is not easy to find its hiding place during its dormant period.

At least for now, no matter whether it is the book of life and death or Xie Yu, they are being led around by the nose, without the slightest grasp of the initiative.

……

Xie Yu separated a large pile of food and a small amount of yarn balls and feather-type pendants from a pile of packaging bags, and the veins on his forehead jumped happily.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw the packaging bags that couldn't fit on the living room table and the half-opened and littered packaging boxes next to it. While tidying up, Xie Yu looked at the price tag on it and the receipt in the packaging bag, feeling that his blood pressure had already solidified. Gradually rise.

"More than 1000 yuan...you bought these?"

Lu Fen sat on the carpet in the living room and pulled a red plush ball with a rhinestone cat hanging on it, lifted it up and handed it to Xie Yu: "It can be hung on the phone, how cute!"

Buying these is purely a habit. Lu Fen used to raise a pure white Persian cat named Qiuqiu. Every time he went out on a mission, he would always bring back some toys for Qiuqiu, but he never thought that toys in this world are quite expensive.

Lu Fen, who didn't know that the listed price was not equal to the selling price, complained.

"What about these?" Xie Yu pointed to the pile of dried beef, dried seafood, dried fish, dried vegetables, dried fruits, "Do you want to go hiking and prepare dry food in advance?"

"I've never seen these before, and I'm often hungry when I go out... The kind shopkeeper let me taste it before I bought it, it's so delicious!" Lu Fen looked at Xie Yu pitifully, "I just bought one little bit."

Suddenly realized that he was not Xie Yu who wanted to be a father but took the stepmother's script: "..."

Damn, what's with this feeling of cruelly abusing your poor stepson if you don't buy it for him? !

Xie Yu, who was a doctor in his lifetime and worked as an impermanent worker after his death, has always belonged to the ordinary working class. He only accumulated some savings by relying on his brain to invest and manage money. The behavior of things worth less than 1000 yuan must be educated and corrected early!

Xie Yu opened a certain treasure with a cold face and began to place an order. He placed the package of junior high school and college entrance examination textbooks and a complete set of science and nature literacy books. He is not blind or a fool. Yu still sees that Lu Fen's origin is probably an old antique who is completely unfamiliar with modern society.

In the end, I bought an additional point reader by accident.

Xie Yu found that for the first time, he began to miss that magic stick who didn't know where he went.

Lu Fen is like a hot potato, Xie Yu either throws it away or keeps it.

Out of the corner of his eyes, he stared at Lu Fen, who was sitting on the sofa, shaking the cat teasing stick and having a good time shaking himself.

I always feel that with this guy around, unpredictable troubles will arise in his originally planned plan.

After being speechless for a long while, Xie Yu suddenly thought about Lu Fen's expression on his mobile phone in the milk tea shop during the day, and added another one after buying his own mobile phone order.

Forget it, an old antique, treat him better.

……

In the middle of the night, Lu Fen nimbly turned into Xie Yu's bedroom through the window, and approached the bed silently. In the darkness, his whole body gradually approached Xie Yu, who was breathing deeply on the bed and fell into a deep sleep.

Leaning on Xie Yu's body with his whole body, Lu Fen lowered his head and moved closer, his high nose bridge was only one centimeter away from Xie Yu's Adam's apple.

So fragrant...

***——***——***

The phone buzzed, and Xie Yu, who had just come out of the bathroom after taking a shower, took the phone on the table.

The god of decline said: "I'm going to fuck...Da Yuyu, what did you do? Yesterday, Lao Menger came back in the middle of the night, and his face was as dark as an iron pot that hadn't been cleaned for 800 years. [社会精头brother.gif]”

Xie Yu put a bath towel around his neck and let the wet short hair drip down and drip down. Seeing that Li Chen finally got the news on the WeChat interface, he couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief.

As soon as he entered the Taoist sect, the five disadvantages and the three deficiencies accounted for at least one of them, but for his friend Si Chen, Xie Yu only felt that there might be more than one.

This guy Sichen is very strange, he looks like a young man, but he speaks with a kind of sophistication that doesn't match his appearance, he doesn't look at the amount of money when taking orders, but only whether the result of the hexagram is related to him, but the remuneration is always accepted. .

The first thing to do is to donate two-thirds of the money, and then start shopping and hoarding the rest. I never keep more than 200 yuan on me—including mobile payment—and often knock on Xie Yu’s door pitifully because I have no money to eat.

It's just that every time this person takes an order, he almost dies and makes himself miserable. People in Taoism have a lot of opinions on Si Chen. There has always been a saying that this guy Si Chen must have done evil in his previous life and redeemed himself in this life.

It is interesting to say that Xie Yu and Si Chen got to know each other. Xie Yu had an accident in the car accident because Xie Bian arrived in time to control the rioting Yan and did not cause too many casualties. The only two accidents were Xie Yu and Si Chen. I went to the underworld to go around and was honored to work. One was seriously injured and lay in the ICU for a month.

Xie Yu typed back: "You go out to make money and go to Director Meng's house to eat and drink?"

"Does Director Meng's family have a gold mine or a silver mine, so that you can leave your own house and run to other people's homes to find business?"

Failing God favored: "I just finished a list, the object of the task is to raise insects in Miaojiang, my scalp is numb when I see the snakes, insects, rats and ants in the room, I can't even calculate it for several days. It’s me who is a sign of imminent disaster.”

"He's from a public servant, and he's also a department that specializes in cleaning the asses of Xuanmen and your impermanence. He works hard and shines with righteousness and bravery. He can definitely restrain my decline in a short time! I see you, Da Yuyu, recently The dark cloud covers the top and I really dare not add debuffs to you [狗头流泪.jpg]”

Xie Yu, who was covered by dark clouds, said, "What weird hexagram did you make again?"

Si Chen always likes to give Xie Yu hexagrams. Although ten hexagrams and eight hexagrams are inaccurate, he still has repeated failures and calculations, and he never tires of it.

Shuaishen favored: "Oh, I counted that there is a killer star by your side, the super fierce and super evil one, whoever looks fierce can eat you."

Xie Yu held the mobile phone with one hand and started to speak directly, and picked up the bath towel with one hand and began to wipe the wet short hair.

Bad star?

What about eating small fish downstairs?

The cat sneaked into his room last night and didn't know what to do, the one who was kicked out of the bedroom by him?

"Insane did pick one up—by the way, how did Director Meng get rid of it yesterday?"

Si Chen was typing and then stopped, and after a while, he was typing again. After more than 30 seconds of back and forth, he simply dialed a voice call.

Xie Yu found a bluetooth headset and stuffed it into his ear: "What?"

"Quick, quick! Talk!"

Xie Yu briefly summarized what happened in Jiatian Building yesterday, and finally said: "I took a look before leaving, it is not easy to deal with."

Not only was there a hole in the vertical direction, but there was also a mess where Xie Yu was forced out horizontally by the black shadow from the elevator.

"You... pierced Jiatian Building? Really pierced?" Si Chen couldn't stop laughing, his voice was a very clean boyish voice, which matched his own fair baby face very well.

"Hahahahahahaha no wonder, no wonder Lao Meng has seen my nose and eyes these two days hahahahahaha! The central building in the west city hahahahahaha, Dayuyu really has you!"

Minister Meng of the West City Branch of the Abnormal Events Handling Department lives in dire straits every day, hating himself countless times for being injured while on a mission—if he hadn’t been injured, he wouldn’t have been assigned to this seemingly tall but practical nanny The old mother who is doing the aftermath in the department! !

People in the Taoist sect always just fight, and after the fight, they slap their butt|ass and leave. Afterwards, it is all the people from the abnormal incident handling department.

Deleting videos, hypnosis erasing witnesses' memories, finding excuses and trying to explain various bizarre phenomena with normal reasons... The staff of the Abnormal Events Processing Department worked tirelessly day and night to allow the people of West City to live a stable and ordinary life normal life.

"Didn't you read the news today? Hahahaha, it is said that a large number of privately hidden cultural relics were found under the Jiatian Building. The Archaeological Bureau intervened in the investigation and temporarily imposed an indefinite blockade on the Jiatian Building hahaha——"

Si Chen held up his mobile phone, and wiped away the tears from the corner of his eyes with the other hand. He guessed that Lao Meng was holding the construction drawing and discussing with the people in the ministry how to smash it so that the very outrageous one can penetrate more than ten floors. The hole looks more like an excavation site, doesn't it?

No, he has to bring a lunch box to comfort the overtime workers later hahahahaha!

Si Chen thought about it and laughed again.

And Xie Yu, the instigator, lost his eyes for a moment.

This account is bound to be counted on Xuanmen's head by Chief Meng, and he will continue to rub and wear shoes for Xuanmen afterwards.

After all, how did Director Meng know that there is really impermanence in this world, and that there is such an impermanence as Xie Yu that can cause large-scale destruction?

Don't worry about debts!

Brave Xuanmen, not afraid to take the blame!

Si Chen laughed for a long time before stopping, his voice still trembling: "But Dayuyu, what I said before was serious. Your luck is not right recently, so be careful."

Because Xie Yu is the fate of a dying person, ever since he signed the contract with the underworld, it was difficult for Si Chen to figure out the big things about his friends, but he could be sure about five or six small things.

"Well, I know it well." Xie Yu sat on the small sofa in the bedroom and poured himself a glass of boiled water: "By the way - I want to ask you something, do you know Wandering Soul?"

Si Chen was silent for a while, and his voice became serious: "Where did you hear the wandering soul?"

Xie Yu: "Is it hard to say?"

Si Chen thought about his choice of words and answered: "The so-called wandering soul refers to a special kind of ghost whose lifespan is not exhausted but the soul is too far away from the body or the time is too long, so that it cannot return to its own body. This kind of ghost... is more difficult. To define good and evil, if it is severe, it is to alarm the evil spirits of Yan Jun in the underworld."

Xie Yu's slender fingers tightened the glass in his hand: "What if it doesn't turn sharp?"

Si Chen was silent for a while before answering: "Xie Yu, if you encounter a wandering soul, it's best to kill him before it turns into a fierce force."

"The so-called wandering souls will be in extreme hunger all the time because they cannot absorb the nutrients brought by all things in the world. In order to maintain the integrity of the ghost body, the wandering souls need to devour stronger existences to strengthen themselves. Demons are what they hunt."

"The teacher's records left by the old man mentioned that there were three wandering spirits. Although the reasons for their formation are not yet fully understood, they all lost their minds in hunger and turned into evil spirits."

"It's better to die cleanly from the beginning than to be besieged and killed through suffering."

The young man's clear voice was full of indifference when he said these words.

Xie Yu didn't comment on Si Chen's words, but just responded lightly, and the two chatted a few more words before hanging up.

Throwing the phone back on the table, Xie Yu leaned on the sofa with slightly drooping eyes and a complicated expression.

He thought of the Lu Fen that he saw when he opened his eyes yesterday, which was completely different from the usual one. Now that he thought about it, what was revealed in those beautiful eyes of different colors last night, which looked like fine glazed balls, was actually...

Xie Yu whispered to himself: "Appetite?"

【You have a new order for seduction, please process it in time】

Xie Yu froze for a moment.

After copying the mobile phone and clicking on it to see the task information, he stood up and opened the door directly, stepped down the stairs in three or two steps, and at the same time the mobile phone was connected to a friend who was supposed to be in Beijing.

"beep--"

After only one ring, it was connected, and a voice came from the phone: "Hello, Ayu—"

Xie Yu directly interrupted the exchange of greetings with a smile on the other side, and asked sharply, "Where are you now?!"

"Ah?" The person over there was dumbfounded, and replied in a daze, "I'm in a hotel..."

"Wait in the room! Don't open the door! I'll go right away!"

The author has something to say: Yes, you thought you were raising a cat. This cat secretly watched you being beaten and thought you were a food reserve [狗头]

Construction is complete!

I feel that the number of words is getting more and more...