after the ecstasy accident

"You have a new order for seduction, please process it in time."

"You have a new ecstasy order, please—"

The phone APP sounded for the second time and was ruthlessly pressed down by a hand protruding from the quilt. Those pale and thin hands just pressed on the phone screen without moving, and the owner of the hands maintained the posture facing down. Buried in the pillow and fell asleep again.

"You have a new~hook~hun~order~order, please deal with it in time——"

The notification sound changed from a soft female voice to a sinister ghost voice, and the cadence and elongated ending was like a hook trying to wake up the man on the bed.

The quilt moved.

The ghostly voice became more energetic, and shouted with all its strength:

"You have a new—"

"Snapped!"

The mobile phone was smashed out neatly, and there was a muffled sound when the metal touched the wall, and then it bumped and slid all the way under the coffee table.

The notification tone of the APP is still persistently elongating the ghost sound, there is a kind of demonstration that you have the feeling of throwing me from upstairs.

The man on the bed propped up his upper body slowly with his hands on the bed, his black hair was hanging down to cover his face, his skin was so pale that he hadn't seen it all year round, and there were all kinds of deep and shallow wounds winding from his back to the area covered by the thin blanket. waist.

Xie Yu looked sullenly at the cell phone that was still beeping under the coffee table.

Junk APP, sooner or later pill.

Xie Yu only slept for three hours.

It was always difficult for him to fall asleep, and it was still dark when he looked outside, and this unlucky thing kept calling.

In addition, Wuchang works every night, 6 days and 6 days off. Xie Yu, the only worker who can go out to do business during the day, quickly rolls himself from 996 to 007.

An operation that is more deadly than inner scrolling is called self-rolling.

Xie Yu, No. 1 self-examination by a civil servant in the underworld.

……

Xie Yu, who was tidied up and dressed, was about to go out with a dead face, when he passed the entrance and saw the black umbrella that had been dismembered by five horses.

Thinking of the disgusted look on the face of the penis supplier when he went to get the penis last time, Xie Yu's expression became a little more stinky, and he closed the door with his heel and left the room empty-handed.

***——***——***

Xie Yu lives in the Nanhua villa area in the southernmost part of Xicheng. This area is notoriously expensive, out of the way, and evil. There are few tenants, and the property cannot be seen. However, the annual water, electricity and heating network will be opened immediately the next month after payment , surprisingly high efficiency.

The Nanhua Cemetery is located next to the road next to the Nanhua villa area and up the hill. Residents who sit north and south can enjoy the scenery of the cemetery by opening the windows. I don’t know how many tons of nuclear sewage from the Sun Country have entered the developer’s mind.

It's just that Xie Yu has changed his career as a civil servant in the underworld, and it's been three years since Xie Yu took the key to live in, let alone a living person, not even a ghost floating around.

The entire neighborhood was empty with a radius of more than ten miles, and it was strangely clean.

Due to the violence this morning, the screen of Xie Yuna's latest Lizi mobile phone was smashed and a spider web was split open.

Xie Yu opened the very bad app that flashed on the table, and began to think about whether to change the old version of Nokia.

[Wu Zhi, male, died at 2020:4 on April 26, 10, place of death: Xicheng People's Hospital, cause of death: leukemia]

Xicheng People's Hospital is located in the northernmost part of Xicheng, and the two ends of Nanhua villa area are distributed across the huge West City. It takes more than two hours to drive—and there is no traffic jam.

Xie Yu laughed angrily, and asked indifferently while holding his mobile phone: "Why is there no impermanence around that place? Do you want me to trek across mountains and rivers like a living person?"

The icon is the APP that wrote a word on the book, and now it is playing dead, without a single notification sound.

Xie Yu glanced at the time.

7 points.

There were no cars on the street in the early morning, and the past time was just right. If you go early, you might be able to finish eating Hu spicy soup downstairs in the hospital.

Tsk, the time card called is really good.

Xie Yu put his cell phone into his coat pocket, turned around and walked towards the underground garage.

……

Since he changed careers halfway and started doing impermanence, Xie Yu's sense of existence in the eyes of living people has been infinitely reduced. He opened the door and walked into the intensive care unit without a nurse coming to stop him.

Xie Yu couldn't be more clear about the environment of the hospital. He entered the door and glanced at the case by the bed, took it out and glanced at it to confirm the identity and case information, and then inserted the case board backhandedly.

The young man on the hospital bed was thin and thin, his skin was pale, his dry hair was scattered on the pillow, and his breathing was weak.

Xie Yu raised his wrist and looked at the watch to confirm the time again.

10:14:58.

Without his penis, Xie Yu thought for a while and simply reached out and touched the boy's forehead.

10:15:00.

The data on the ECG monitor had been drawn into a straight line, and a piercing alarm sounded.

The youth's soul was hooked by Yin Qi——

Xie Yu looked at the wheat-colored muscular dark brown long curly hair in front of him, which seemed to be the soul of a mature man: "...?"

The man's eyelashes trembled slightly, and he blinked his eyes lightly. A pair of mandarin duck eyes of different colors met Xie Yu's eyes.

Xie Yu subconsciously stuffed the man back into his body on the hospital bed, turned his head to look at the ECG monitor on the side, and the data that had been drawn in a straight line began to fluctuate weakly again.

Fuck, ecstasy accident?

Xie Yu waved a wave of Yin Qi to shield the ward, and the hook hand pulled the man out of the bed amidst the alarm of the equipment.

The man quickly grabbed the wrist of the person in front of him. The pale and slender hand formed a sharp contrast with the wheat-colored skin. The man leaned over and sniffed, and then stretched his face into the slender and pale hand.

Xie Yu: "..."

Xie Yu withdrew his hand expressionlessly, resisting the urge to hit someone, and took out his phone to confirm the death message.

Looking at the half body of the man in front of him who still overlaps with the body of the boy on the bed, he cursed in his heart that the program ghost below is not doing anything.

After clicking the error report button to select the judge, Xie Yu stood beside him with his arms folded and his eyes closed to rest with a cold face.

Three years in business!

Xie Yu never used the error reporting and approval function even when he met the most difficult Li Gui, and when he was half a year away from being promoted to judge—an accident happened!

The one on the bed moved around restlessly, and after realizing that his lower body could not move, he glanced at the sunlight outside the window, and leaned to the side lazily on the crazily sounding medical equipment.

A pair of mandarin duck eyes stared straight at Xie Yu.

Xie Yu didn't even move his eyebrows, let him see.

For a while, the only sound in the ward was the beeping of the equipment reporting an error.

Quiet and loud.

Soon, the errand who was in charge of handling accident reports appeared in the ward, and at a glance saw the scene of a serious mismatch between the body and soul on the bed.

——Oh, I didn't expect that in this world, there are not only people who snatch their bodies, but also people who are chased by impermanence?

Yang Heping clicked his tongue while recording in his notebook.

Xie Yu raised his eyes to see the coming ghost clearly, then raised his hand to hold down the throbbing veins in his temple.

The ghost messenger named Yang Heping in front of him is Wuchang who extradited Xie Yu to the underworld.

At that time, Xie Yu didn't know why Yang Heping was so excited at the beginning. It wasn't until Xie Yu officially took up his post that he realized that there were only two impermanences left in the big West City. The ghost in my heart went to ecstasy together.

Xie Yu, who was unfamiliar with the place and had just joined the job, spent several months in Xicheng seizing souls and fighting ghosts before waiting for follow-up support.

With the current business ability, Xie Yuneng really has to open a table alone, thank you for this senior who is full of running skills.

"Where's the judge?" he asked.

Yang Heping replied: "Let's have a meeting. This is the regular meeting of judges from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-] on Monday morning."

Xie Yu couldn't hold back: "Isn't the KPI set for impermanence? Why, the judge still needs to report the annual summary every month?"

Yang Heping looked at Xie Yu as a matter of course: "Of course, anyway, you don't need to eat and sleep, 007 is a trivial matter, that is, the living judges in Yangjian have more power, and the titles of the judges below are too much. In the main city of Fengdu, a fast car can hit four .”

"Besides, whether impermanence or judge, if it's not for the sake of seducing a good person or the reincarnation of a big man, it's hard to see that kind of intrigue. It's amazing that a little bit of character's merits and virtues are a little bit... Nowadays, it's everywhere in the workplace. It's hard to be a ghost!"

He said and wiped away tears that didn't exist: "If it weren't because we couldn't afford a house in the third ring of the underworld, my dear and I would have wanted to go back to the underworld to get a title of judge and enjoy life. Why bother to go back and forth every day?" Running around, the pimples on my face can hardly be suppressed after staying up all day and night!"

Xie Yu: "..."

The man over there lay on the instrument and quietly listened to the conversation between the two ghost messengers, and lazily curled the corners of his mouth: "Should you two consider putting me down first?"

Xie Yu looked sullenly at the bug that broke his career without accidents: "Is it Jin's good character that this gentleman can continue to keep silent?"

The man sighed, put his arms on the bed and stretched himself, his strong abdominal muscles and chest muscles were undoubtedly exposed, and the gold jewelry with a little exotic style matched his wheat-colored skin very well.

He said to Xie Yu aggrievedly, "The legs are numb."

The long eyelashes at the end of the eyes elongate the shape of the eyes. This beautiful face looks like looking at me with embarrassment, not to mention women, even ordinary men can't help being absent-minded.

But Xie Yu was obviously determined enough, and cast a sideways glance at the man, ignoring the man's trickery, turned to Yang Heping and said, "Take it away quickly, I still have an order to catch up."

Yang Heping looked at the man thoughtfully for a few times, and suddenly said, "Are you sure this isn't your old friend? Why do I look kind-hearted... This feeling is almost the same as when I first met you."

I couldn't hold back and added: "Didn't we deliberately avoid the provinces and cities where you used to be active when we divided the jurisdictions?"

Fart old friend.

With a cold face, Xie Yu tried hard to resist the urge to send Yang Heping to the ophthalmology department next door for an examination. He turned around and walked to the hospital bed and stretched out his hand to pull the man off the bed and completely separate from the boy's body.

"Oh, don't—"

After all, Yang Heping's words did not catch up with Xie Yu's movements, and just halfway through his words, Xie Yu had already hooked the man out of his body.

Xie Yu looked back at Yang Heping.

Yang Heping looked up at the ceiling to avoid Xie Yu's sharp gaze, and raised his head to shirk responsibility for the first time: "You didn't listen to me first! I just scanned this ghost to make sure it's not Wu Zhi, it's probably Wu Zhi's soul left It is a wild ghost who occupies the magpie's nest after the body, but it is a fact that you hooked him out of the body, you know who is responsible for hooking the ghost that is not in the book of life and death!"

Xie Yu gritted his teeth: "Didn't you|he|mom tell you earlier?"

Didn't you forget about it for a while because of the mysterious and weird atmosphere between the two of you?

Yang Heping avoided Xie Yu's gaze with a guilty conscience: "Aren't you an old employee now that the clauses are clearly written in the impermanence entry manual...well."

Halfway through the words, Yang Heping felt that he was wrong, and took out a fan that exuded Yin Qi and stuffed it into Xie Yu's arms, speaking quickly: "I know you are a waste of money, so I will compensate you for a spare one, remember to put Wu Zhi's The soul is recovered and confiscated, and you have to be responsible for this wild ghost. If it becomes severe, it will be your karma, otherwise it will affect your debriefing and future promotion and reincarnation!"

After speaking, he turned into a puff of ghost smoke and disappeared without a trace, as if he was afraid of being stopped by Xie Yu in the next second.

Xie Yu: "..."

He turned his head and met the eyes of the man sitting on the edge of the hospital bed, his face darkened again.

Looking carefully at the man's facial features, although he does not look like an oriental, he is not a foreigner either. With his deep facial features, wheat-colored skin, long curly dark brown hair and a pair of mandarin duck eyes, he looks a bit like a man from the Western Regions.

The man rubbed his fingers and recalled the cool temperature he felt when the person in front of him pulled him up just now, and smiled: "This beauty, have we met somewhere?"

The tone was frivolous and playful, and Xie Yu blinked his eyes after Xie Yu's cold eyes turned sideways.

The corners of the eyes and brows are all smiles.

The author has something to say: Construction is complete!hapiness!