after the ecstasy accident

When the two of them went out, Lu Fen was still rubbing his scalp from time to time, with a face of accusation.

Xie Yu was a little guilty, how did he know that the little yellow rubber band was useful for tying vegetables, but it was so difficult to tie hair?

Consciously or unintentionally, a lot of Lu Fen's hair came down...

Unable to withstand Lu Fen's increasingly resentful gaze, Xie Yu's eyes wandered: "Look at this big ponytail, doesn't it look pretty..."

What a ghost!

Lu Fen pinched the limp ponytail at the back of his head, he knew what kind of virtue he was without looking in the mirror!

Xie Yu saw that Lu Fen was pulling the ponytail all the time, although it was true that he might not be so good-looking, but a big man doesn't have to carry such a heavy burden, right?

Lu Fen, who has been a flower of Mingjiao since childhood, and even the saint admits that his appearance is far inferior to Ah Fen, of course has a burden!

It's too heavy!

The so-called high-end residential area of ​​Xie Yu's family has nothing to do with Yangjian except Yuanhuanggui. It takes half an hour to drive to see people.

I issued a card to Lu Fen from the business hall on the side of the road. After the two came out, they passed by the snack street. Lu Fen saw that a girl could not walk with the pancakes in her hand.

Xie Yu glanced at it and asked, "Have you eaten?"

Lu Fen shook his head confidently.

Except for the commemorative and distant memories in the Central Plains when he was a child, he didn't have many opportunities to go to the Central Plains when he grew up. Most of the weekdays were followed by the saint or the leader. The snacks in the Central Plains were exhausted and he had only seen a few pastries that were easy to preserve.

Xie Yu led Lu Fen to the pancake stall.

The aunt who bought the pancakes and fruits talked in a good tongue, and smiled very enthusiastically when she met everyone.

The two stood in front of the stall and waited for the aunt to make pancakes. Lu Fen stared at the aunt's movements in amazement, and turned his head from time to time to chat with Xie Yu.

Xie Yu sensitively noticed that the gazes of the passers-by were getting more and more hot, and many girls even took out their mobile phones and started taking pictures.

Maybe tonight he and this curious baby next to him who has never seen the world will be posted on the microblogs of various Moments, and they will be likes spread for their copywriting.

Xie Yu gradually became expressionless.

"The young man is very patient! Isn't he a minority?" The aunt asked Lu Fan with a smile as she quickly made pancakes and handed them over.

Lu Fan, who is proficient in many languages ​​but can't understand the dialect: "What did she say?" Lu Maomao asked Xie Yu, who was beside him with a sullen face.

Xie Yu translated with a blank expression: "Ask if you are from another city."

Lu Fen, who is about to go to the third year on 29 this year, felt at ease when he was called a young man, turned around and smiled at his aunt very obediently: "Yes, thank you big sister! Big sister's movements are so beautiful!"

As he spoke, he gave a thumbs up, which caused the aunt to smile again.

The car was parked in the parking lot of the shopping mall outside the food street. Xie Yu was going to take Lu Fen to buy some more clothes and shoes, and let this guy who called himself a big bird monster choose the right underwear and pants by himself.

When passing by a small stall selling hair ropes, Xie Yu glanced at Lu Fen who was lowering his head and concentrating on eating pancakes, turned around and quickly scanned the QR code to pay, bought a box of black hair ropes and stuffed them into his coat pocket.

……

After reaching the entrance of the shopping mall, Lu Fen suddenly stopped.

Xie Yu: "What's wrong?"

I saw Lu Fen raised his hand and took out a small yellow rubber band from his collar, and his long brown curly hair fell down unknowingly.

Lu Fen's fingertips, which were twisting the small yellow rubber band, had become transparent.

Just like those ghosts in the back streets at night.

Xie Yu reacted quickly and pulled Lu Fen all the way to the underground parking lot, unlocked the door and stuffed Lu Fen into the back seat of the car as quickly as possible.

Taking out his mobile phone and starting the timer, Xie Yu looked at Lu Fen with a solemn expression, which became gradually transparent, and the clothes on his body seemed to lose their support in an instant and piled up on the back seat of the car.

Xie Yu, who didn't have time to look away, bumped into Lu Fen's eight-pack abs and under the abs...

Sitting upright with his face paralyzed and turning his head to look straight ahead, Xie Yu said something in his heart.

Damn, I lost.

……

Lu Fen was different from other ghosts before, but now that he suddenly lost his shell and looked the same as a normal living person, Xie Yu felt how special Lu Fen was.

If Xie Yu is a big ice monster with a black face, who is clearly a living person but exudes a dark energy that is stronger than a ghost, so that all ghosts dare not approach, then Lu Fen is clearly a ghost but contains a kind of warmth As hot as a flame is as hot as hope, this temperature is worth every ghost who sees him losing his mind just to pounce on him and take a bite.

For ghosts, Lu Fen is the taste of the underworld.

For monsters, Lu Fen is the ghost version of Tang Monk meat.

Seeing that Lu Fen continued to exude charm like an incandescent lamp, seducing the already gloomy underground parking lot to become even more chilly, Xie Yu pulled out the car that was cut in half by Lu Fen before he pulled out of the car. The fan, still lingering with yin, said to Lu Fen, "Go in."

It was the first time for Lu Fen to look at the fan carefully, and looked at Xie Yu hesitantly.

Xie Yu frowned: "Hurry up, although this thing has been scrapped, the remaining yin energy can suppress your aura a little bit, and if it drags on, there will be too many ghosts to deal with."

Lu Fen: "emmm...can you turn the fan over for me to see?"

Xie Yu lowered his head, only to see that the remaining four characters of the original pen and ink could still be seen after putting together the remaining fans.

look at me | what are you doing

Turning the fan over with a sullen face, Xie Yu's expression darkened twice in an instant.

It is subject to

The two large characters span the two split fans.

Xie Yu gritted his teeth.

Yang, He, Ping!

Lu Fenhua turned into a stream of reddish smoke and clung to the fan, saying faintly: "I know, I know."

Xie Yu: "..."

Coincidentally, it happened to be dusk, Xie Yu was driving home, and a group of dark ghosts with different faces and strange appearances stared at him on the road.

Xie Yu concentrated his mind to cover the fan with a layer of yin energy, but the soul-stirring yang energy belonging to Lu Fen still kept floating out, attracting those yin ghosts who have not lived as ghosts for a long time and have poor self-control Can't help but chasing Xie Yu's car briskly.

If all the wandering souls that appeared in the past faced such a situation, then Xie Yu would understand why it took hundreds of years for the last one to appear—a weak, unprotected wandering soul, whose aura was revealed just after the protection period At the beginning, I was afraid that it would be swallowed up by ghosts and monsters.

"Om - hum -"

The cell phone thrown on the co-pilot started to vibrate. Xie Yu, who was driving, glanced at 444-4444444, which was connected to the underworld. After a moment of silence, he took out the Bluetooth headset with one hand and plugged it into his ear, and said, "Turn on the phone."

There was a buzzing sound from the phone, followed by Yang Heping's words: "Stop."

Xie Yu slammed on the brakes quickly, and the corners of his mouth twitched as he looked at the familiar grimace pasted on the windshield.

Xie Yu: "...Next time, please change the appearance of Yang Jian, thank you."

Yang Heping floated through the windshield of the car to pretend to be Xie Yu's co-pilot and sat down. Out of the corner of his eye, he observed Xie Yu's obviously unkind eyes looking at him, and quickly recalled whether he had done anything bad recently.

...It doesn't seem to be there, right?

"Cough..." Yang Heping cleared his throat and was about to speak, but Xie Yu snatched the words away with a half-smile.

"Why don't you explain to me the words on this fan first?"

Yang Heping: "...?"

What fan?

He turned his head to look at the back seat, his eyes glanced at the familiar folding fan, and the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.

Ah... can't it be...

Did he give Xie Yu the fan that he bought from Manzhan and trained it into a penis?

He really forgot that he was wearing that fan that day!

Recalling the content written on the fan, Yang Heping suddenly felt a long-lost suffocation after becoming a ghost.

With an embarrassing look on his face, Yang Heping was about to say something when he saw a few sparks appear out of thin air from the yin-filled fan lying quietly in the back seat.

……What the hell?

Yang Heping felt it carefully, and looked at Xie Yu with a strange expression: "You—"

"Stop it." Xie Yu said, "I'm not going to break the fan with you, so I'll let you go. Tell me what you are looking for today|today."

Yang Heping was successfully distracted, frowned and pondered for a while before opening his mouth: "The transfer order from above has come down. According to the previous contract, you can be promoted to a judge if you have more than [-] merit points. But the nightmare you handed in before did not really Transforming Nightmare, according to the system, merit point rewards should be at the level of ghosts."

"Yan Jun gave special approval, I hope you catch them in time to save the suffering of the human beings: [Immediately promote Xicheng Wuchang Xie Yu to be a walking judge in the world, in charge of the book of life and death, and the right to kill ghosts and monsters in the world, I hope you will live up to your original intentions.]"

In the last paragraph, Yang Heping directly recited the content of Yan Jun's transfer order, and then handed Xie Yu a golden token with the protruding patterns twisted into a sentence.

Xie Yu held the steering wheel tightly, and after a while, he slowly exhaled his held breath.

Yang Heping smiled understandingly. He was the one who extradited Xie Yu. He knew exactly what Xie Yu said and asked for in the underworld: "I got what I wanted, congratulations."

"Thank you."

It was only when Xie Yu made a sound that he realized that his voice was unbearably hoarse.

He looked at Yang Heping.

Xie Yu's eyes are pure black, which is rare for ordinary people. When these eyes are staring intently at someone, the person being watched will always feel a sense of awe and trembling inexplicably.

For Yang Heping, it's even worse.

Because these eyes are almost the same as that lord, there are ghosts in the underworld who have never heard of the feats of that lord back then, and most of them don't even have the courage to look directly at that lord.

"Xicheng is your former jurisdiction. All the ghost messengers who used to work here are recorded one by one, but why can't I find any trace of you in the book of life and death?" Xie Yu caught the flash of Yang Heping's face. The color of dodging, "Unless, you are not impermanent in the first place."

Yang Heping, as an impermanent, knows the secrets far beyond the information he can grasp with his identity.

Hearing that Xie Yu asked this, Yang Heping secretly breathed a sigh of relief, put away the horror in his eyes, and waved his hands carelessly: "Hey, the hero doesn't mention the bravery back then, isn't it because I was young and frivolous and made a mistake and was punished and demoted?" Come to work, who didn't become a judge when he was young?"

Xie Yu quietly withdrew his gaze, and silently curled the corner of his lower lip.

A ghost who said that the judge didn't care, and even got Yan Jun's special order, could it be an ordinary judge?

"In short, congratulations! We will meet again in the future, so I will withdraw it!"

Fearing that Xie Yu would catch any more quarrels or settle accounts with the fan, Yang Heping came suddenly and slipped away quickly.

The author has something to say: construction complete!Da Yuyu has been promoted!Sprinkle flowers!