When the Sand Sculptures penetrated the crematorium literature [Quick Transmigration]

The moment he said this sentence, He Heng regretted it.

He felt so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground.

What a goddamn flower picker?

How did I come up with it just now?

Sure enough, the next moment, the atmosphere in the room froze.

Wen Liangyu glanced at the daffodils scattered on the ground, then at the vase above the man's head, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Oh, do the current flower pickers steal vases?"

"Master He has the ability to pretend to be a flower-picking thief in the middle of the night and sneak into other people's bedrooms, but he doesn't have the ability to talk about it?"

He Heng thought in his heart that something was wrong,

This must be the aggressive method of the little emperor, and I must not follow his way.

Just when he was racking his brains to think of a solution, "tick, tick," was the sound of wax burning, which symbolized the relentless passage of time.

He Heng has never felt so clearly that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct. Only a second has passed in the outside world, but he seems to have been in a vase for a century.

He felt trapped in the vase as if he was trapped in another space latitude,

A latitude space called "Community Death".

And when He Heng's head was put in the vase, Wen Liangyu's voice didn't sound very real to him, it was indistinct, as if it had been muted.

However, he estimated that this was mainly due to the sound insulation effect of the vase, which blocked the sound from outside.

And when he was thinking about the philosophy of life and exploring the mysteries of the universe with a vase on his head,

"Bang Dang!" With a sound, the vase above his head was quickly taken down.

It turned out that Wen Liangyu had already walked behind him unconsciously.

He Heng, who had lost the protection of his camouflage, touched the drops of water on his temples helplessly, but in desperation could only come up with his own universal backup plan for emergencies.

That is,

36 gauge,

Running is the best policy.

In this short moment, he has already conceived a perfect plan in his heart, that is,

Later, taking advantage of the gap between his running, he could just slip the Tiger and Cardinal Soldier Talisman into the little emperor's arms without anyone noticing, and then leave quietly.

With the determination that hesitation would lead to defeat, He Heng immediately turned around deftly, turned and left at a speed that even the secret agents could not match.

Then he stepped on the bouquet of daffodils that he threw on the ground just now.

Because of the puddle of water on the ground, when he was about to run, his soles slipped at that moment, and he performed a sliding shovel on the spot, "Bang Dang!" and fell to the ground, right in front of the little emperor.

And threw out the soldier talisman in his arms.

The atmosphere in the dormitory froze again.

Wen Liangyu glanced coldly at the soldier talisman on the ground, then at the man in a black tunic who fell in front of him, and said in a voice that couldn't hear the emotion:

"He Heng, you dropped something."

He Heng, who had already lost all his face, had no more worries in his heart at this time, and he chose to smash the can and smash it when he had nowhere to go.

So he immediately picked up the soldier talisman and threw it far away, and the little emperor's attention was also distracted by his action, and his eyes followed the soldier talisman that rolled on the ground.

It's just that when he raised his eyes again, there was no sign of He Heng in the palace, and the other party ran away early and disappeared.

In the end, the little emperor picked up the tiger talisman on the ground with a complicated expression.

In a small wooden house on the outskirts of the north of the capital, the sound of "Boom! Boom! Boom!" knocking on wooden boards could be heard continuously.

Li Sinian, the deputy general who had led the imperial guards to join the emperor, was being tied up and locked up in a small wooden hut.

Just a few days ago after he arrived at the outskirts of the capital, Li Sinian sent seven or eight carrier pigeons to send messages to Wen Liangyu in the palace, but he did not receive a reply from the other party for a long time.

In the end, he chose to lead a team of scouting cavalry to find out what happened, but he met a man who was eight feet tall and looked quite handsome on the way, and a team of people followed behind him.

At that time, the man was eating steamed buns on a horse and choked on the steamed stuffed buns.

Li Sinian wondered where this idiot came from, and immediately told him to leave quickly so as not to get in the way.

As a result, the other party took a sip of water and swallowed the bun, saying:

"One, I'm not Erhanzi, I'm Xie Chong."

"two,"

""

Xie Chong couldn't think of what to add for a while, "two" didn't come out for a long time, and finally he chose to take out his sledgehammer, and directly repaired the group of people according to He Heng's instructions a meal.

The final result was that Li Sinian and his men were beaten up by Xie Chong, and they were also tied into the cabin.

When Xie Chong left, he didn't forget to stuff a broken rag into his mouth. Now Li Sinian couldn't even make a sound, and could only slam his head against the big wall with a "clang! Clang! Clang!".

He bumped for so long that he wondered if a big bump had been knocked out of the back of his head, when he suddenly heard the neighing of a steed outside the wooden house.

Li Sinian's heart immediately rang alarm bells, and then he moved his head to the wall to look, and saw those war horses wearing iron black heavy armor, and the word "tiger" was engraved on the top of the armor.

Seeing this, he frowned. Looking at the outfit of the war horse, it was obvious that the visitor was not the Imperial Guards led by him, but the Huben Army under He Heng's command.

Realizing this fact, Li Sinian stopped hitting the wall, his eyes were lowered, and the expression in the bottom of his eyes was dim.

It seems that this moment has finally come.

The moment Xie Chong led someone to block their way, Li Sinian knew that their plan might have been leaked.

After being predicted by the other party in advance of their plan, they will have no possibility of turning back, and he knows that He Heng's brutal nature will definitely drive them all to death.

Thinking of this, Li Sinian closed his eyes in grief and indignation.

As the deputy general of the imperial guards, he has galloped on the battlefield for more than ten years, and he has already put life and death aside, but when he thinks that he will die at the hands of a traitor in the end, he is really unwilling.

Next second,

With a sound of "哐!", the door of the wooden house was kicked open, and a faint light came in through the kicked down door frame.

Li Sinian waited for a long time with his eyes closed, but he didn't wait for the scene of three feet of blood spattered in his imagination.

"Untie Lieutenant General Li."

A cold and familiar male voice suddenly sounded.

Hearing this, he opened his eyes in surprise, only to see Wen Liangyu standing in front of him holding a Tiger token.

This time, Li Sinian was even more dazed. With the rag in his mouth, he stared blankly at the emperor standing in front of the door, and forgot to even speak.

Their plan should have been accidentally leaked, but since He Heng already knew about his plan, why did he choose to let them go?

And what made him even more puzzled was why the tiger token appeared in Wen Liangyu's hand

In the backyard of Prince Jing's Mansion,

Wen Liangyu finally found He Heng's figure under the shade of a tree in a corner of the yard.

The moment he broke into Prince Jing's mansion with his bodyguards, everyone in the mansion fled in fear, or knelt tremblingly in front of Wen Liangyu, crying and begging the emperor to forgive him. life,

The huge palace was suddenly in chaos, there were more than a hundred people, and only one of them was an exception.

That was Prince Jing himself, who should have been most worried about whether he would lose his head.

When Wen Liangyu found him, he was sleeping soundly in the hammock he ordered his servants to make a few days ago.

I saw a hemp rope as thick as a thumb tied to the trunks of two huge locust trees. Both ends of the hemp rope were tied with dead knots, and various rare green plants were placed around them.

Under the hammock were still those He Heng's "beloved little pets". At this time, they were all kept in different cages, running up and down, and chirping from time to time.

And He Heng's face was covered with a book, and he was lying comfortably on the hammock. Because of the cold weather in winter, he also thoughtfully brought a thin quilt to cover himself, just because he was sleeping. It was so bad that he almost threw the whole quilt to the ground.

It is equivalent to him covering up a loneliness.

Seeing this scene, Li Sinian didn't even recognize him. Is this the regent he knew before?

That person who had to bring an escort when he went out would sleep so carelessly in a hammock outdoors?

But after he realized it, he still waved to the people behind him, and when he was about to lead his men to arrest the regent and put him in prison, Wen Liangyu stopped him.

Li Sinian was taken aback for a moment, but saw the little emperor made a "shh" gesture towards him with a displeased expression, signaling them not to make a sound, and then walked towards He Heng lightly.

How could Wen Liangyu fail to notice these changes in He Heng, but facing this completely different "He Heng", he became more and more curious, and even had a feeling of wanting to "keep him in captivity" and take a good look at him. Ideas for what to do next.

After he got closer, Wen Liangyu realized the labels He Heng had pasted on the outside of those small animal cages.

respectively,

“Good for steaming”

“Good for Teriyaki”

“Suitable for braised food”

“Good for stir fry”

Beside the hammock is an exquisite iron frame half a person's height, on which is tied a macaw with bright fur and a very pleasing appearance.

As soon as Wen Liangyu got closer, the parrot flapped its wings and yelled,

"I'll sing you a song!"

It feels like the kind of raised duck voice.

When the little emperor was wondering how He Heng taught the parrot to sing, he heard the other party continue to say:

"Let me sing a song for you! Don't eat me! Don't eat me!"

Wen Liangyu: ""

It turned out that he was scared out of it.

The parrot was quite loud, but it still couldn't wake up the people in the hammock.

He Heng was sleeping soundly in the hammock with a copy of the "Tao Te Ching" on his head. The cold winter wind blew past, messing up his hair at the temples, and forced the little emperor to wrap up his jacket tightly.

Wen Liangyu has been cold since she was a child, and her hands and feet are cold in winter, and she is terribly afraid of the cold. She can't understand why He Heng can sleep soundly in a hammock wearing only two unlined clothes like this.

And who is lying in a hammock and reading "Tao Te Ching"?

Thinking of this, he reached out and took off the book covering He Heng's face, and the moment he moved the "Tao Te Ching" away, he immediately revealed the yellow-skinned storybook hidden under it,

I saw a striking title on the page that He Heng opened,

"After the scholar failed, he was drunk and came home late, but he ran into a beautiful fox demon by the bridge hole"

There is also a black and white illustration of a scholar and a fox demon next to it, and Wen Liangyu can't help but blush when he sees the content inside.

He hurriedly closed the storybook novel, and stretched out his hand to pull the quilt up for He Heng, carefully covering the other's chest, to make sure that the other would not catch a cold while sleeping like this.

After doing all this, Wen Liangyu turned around directly, walked back to his original position lightly, and said to Li Sinian, "Okay, let's go."

Even the well-trained Li Sinian still twitched the corners of his mouth after hearing these words, ""

After doing this for a long time, His Majesty brought so many people into Prince Jing's mansion just to cover the Prince Regent with a quilt?

When He Heng woke up again, he found that his hammock had been moved indoors, and all the servants who had served him had been replaced, and even Tian Lianghan had disappeared.

He suddenly remembered that he had given the soldier talisman to the little emperor last night, and he also expected that the little emperor would definitely do something after getting the soldier talisman.

So He Heng chose to spend this tense and exciting afternoon in a nervous mood.

Lying on the hammock and reading a novel to relax,

It turned out that I didn't expect to fall asleep when I saw it like this.

But at this moment, the door was opened, and the person walking in the front was Wen Liangyu, who was wearing a black court uniform, and beside him were several guards with knives and Li Sinian, the deputy commander of the imperial guards.

The little emperor's black court dress set off his slender waist and fair skin more and more. He obviously tried his best to present a serious expression on his face, but in He Heng's eyes, he still had a childish look.

It's like a ragdoll cat with big eyes and a pointed chin trying desperately to pretend to be fierce.

However, compared to He Heng's pale face and always looking sick when he first came here, the little emperor's complexion looks much better now.

Seeing Wen Liangyu approaching him step by step, He Heng couldn't help cursing in his heart,

If only a little fatter.

Obviously, the rabbits raised by the little emperor have become fat, and now they look round like a ball, but Wen Liangyu still doesn't gain any flesh.

In that hour just now, Wen Liangyu sent people to surround He Heng's mansion, and ordered soldiers to keep watch outside in real time. He had expected He Heng's various reactions after he knew about this incident.

But he didn't expect that the other party seemed to have no emotion at all, and his expression looked sleepy just after waking up.

"Master He, I have people surround your Prince Jing's mansion, so you have nothing to say?"

After hearing this, He Heng finally reacted a bit. He put his index finger on his chin and began to think thoughtfully.

After a while, he suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly added:

"What about my animals? You didn't let them cook it, did you?"

Those labels were just posted by him for fun. If the people under the little emperor really boiled them, wouldn't he have been raising them for nothing for a few months?

As soon as He Heng's words came out, the room fell silent for a moment, and Li Sinian, who was standing behind, scratched his head in bewilderment.

Why does it feel like the Prince Regent is a bit of an unintelligent Yazi?

The little emperor was taken aback for a moment, then shook his head.

Sometimes he really can't understand He Heng's brain circuit. Why is his mansion taken over and power taken away by others, but the first thing he does is ask himself if he boiled his pet?

"Oh, that's good." Seeing what the other party said, He Heng finally nodded in relief.

Wen Liangyu had even thought about how to face He Heng's anger or bear his disappointment in himself, but he didn't expect that the other party would be so completely indifferent.

It's as if what you do can't arouse any emotion in the other party.

Does he not care about himself at all?

Thinking of this, Wen Liangyu clenched his fingertips subconsciously, and then he walked towards He Heng step by step.

Just as He Heng woke up, he was still half leaning on the bed. From this angle, he had to raise his head slightly to meet Wen Liangyu's gaze.

"Master He, if that's the case." The little emperor approached his couch, looked down at him from above, and thought of mischievously,

"You just stay here obediently."

"Whenever I want to find someone to relieve my boredom, I will come to you again."

He couldn't believe that He Heng could remain so indifferent after hearing these humiliating remarks.

Sure enough, the next second,

He Heng suddenly raised his head, his deep eyes were mixed with a trace of complicated emotions, and he just looked straight at him,

"Your Majesty, I was originally your male favourite,"

"Don't say I'm locked up in Prince Jing's mansion." He put on an expression of resignation, "Even if you lock me up in a small dark room, what can I say?"

"Bang!" There was a loud noise,

After hearing He Heng's words, Li Sinian was so shocked that his hand slipped, and the long sword he was holding fell to the ground. He was stunned like a wooden man. He was just going to the border It's only been more than a month, how come the regent has become His Majesty's male favourite? !

Wen Liangyu didn't expect that He Heng would talk nonsense again in the middle of the hall, so he hurriedly covered his mouth in a hurry. After meeting the man's smiling eyes, he realized that he was another Hearing He Heng's words, his ears suddenly burned hotly, and his little face turned red from nervousness.

But Liu Fuyuan, who was already used to seeing big scenes, drove the rest of the people out of the house calmly, and then closed the door for the emperor and regent inside very intimately when he exited the house.

The author has something to say: I am surrounded by a bunch of small animals who can sing and chirp, so the real identity of Hengbao is:

1 Ruthless Paranoid Regent

2 Disney Princesses on the Run

Boys, give Hublot one more chance to prove he's a smart guy