When the Sand Sculptures penetrated the crematorium literature [Quick Transmigration]

In the emperor's chamber,

In a fit of anger, Wen Liangyu drove out all the palace attendants, leaving only Liu Fuyuan and a few eunuchs on standby to guard the gate of the palace.

He knew very well that based on He Heng's current state of deep affection and sadness, he would have no chance of winning in a fight with him.

No matter how he explains it, everyone will think he is a scumbag.

Moreover, Wen Liangyu didn't dare to force the other party out just like that. He was a little afraid that once he kicked him out, He Heng would "Meng Jiangnu cry the Great Wall" at the door of his bedroom, and eventually everyone would know about it .

This is not Wen Liangyu's groundless conjecture, but the conclusion he came to after repeated thinking,

He felt that based on He Heng's current state, he might be able to do this kind of thing.

After a while, Wen Liangyu looked up at the man in front of him,

"What the hell are you going to do?"

In the end, he chose to compromise.

As long as the other party's request is not so excessive, just give it to him.

No matter what, as long as it can make He Hengan settle down and let him off for the time being, he can give anything.

But the next second,

He Heng put the pillow in his arms and said solemnly:

"I want to sleep with you."

"Cough! Cough! Cough!"

While He Heng was talking, Wen Liangyu was holding a porcelain cup on the table, sipping water, when he heard He Heng saying that he wanted to sleep with him, he almost choked to death.

The little emperor choked badly, bent over and coughed non-stop, his little face flushed red.

He Heng looked at the other party's uncomfortable look, and he didn't care about his status as the regent. Anyway, he has "amnesia" now. Adhering to the fallacy that people with "amnesia" can do anything, he walked over directly and put The little emperor pulled him into his arms, and gently patted the other person's back to help him relax.

"No~"

The man's embrace is very warm, his movements are also very light, and there is a fragrance of sandalwood on his body. The fragrance is faint and lingers on the tip of his nose, which is very pleasant. It was quite comfortable in the arms of the other party, so that he forgot to resist the first time.

Ke Ke is the regent. When he thought of the other party's identity, those unpleasant memories from the past came back to his mind again. The little emperor still reached out to put his hand on the other party's shoulder and struggled away from He Heng's arms.

The moment he left, Wen Liangyu's ears were still a little red.

He Heng looked at the other party's appearance, and secretly hooked the corner of his mouth again.

It was the same in the last world, whether you hugged him or just touched him casually, the other person's ears would turn red easily, just like a bunny.

And the moment Wen Liangyu raised his eyes, he caught the fleeting smile on the man's lips.

hateful,

was mocked again,

This made his ears even redder.

Seeing He Heng's more and more swearing appearance, Wen Liangyu became more and more annoyed as he thought about it. If this continues to be led by the nose, what's the matter?

No, he has to get the place back!

Under the current situation, if I confront He Heng head-on, I will definitely not be able to gain the upper hand, just like you will never be able to reason with a fool.

Since the other party insists on thinking that she is his "wife", then he might as well follow the script He Heng gave to find another way out.

As the saying goes, if you can't beat it, then join!

The little emperor, who finally thought of a way to break the situation, clenched his fists in secret, a sly look flashed in his eyes.

And He Heng on the side also noticed that at that moment just now, the little emperor lowered his eyes, the expression in his eyes was unpredictable, like a little fox, he might be planning something.

Sure enough, the next second,

When Wen Liangyu raised his eyes and looked at him again, his expression had completely changed.

"Since you said that I am your wife, then tell me what is my favorite fruit?"

He Heng was taken aback when he heard that, he was overwhelmed by the other party's question.

In the previous world, Shishuang ate all kinds of fruit, and had no taboos or favorites.

If I have to say it, the only one that is more special is strawberry. After all, his pheromone is strawberry flavored.

Either that or its own lime zest.

Could it be that the other party is thinking of something from the previous world, so he wants to check the password with himself?

Thinking of this, He Heng hesitated for a moment, and said, "Strawberry?"

"No."

Wen Liangyu immediately stretched out a finger and made a wrong gesture, then shook his head with a smile.

Guess, just guess randomly, if he guesses right, he loses.

Seeing this, He Heng frowned, and said tentatively, "Lime?"

"No." Wen Liangyu smiled even more,

He didn't want to play tricks with the other party anymore. Thinking of this, Wen Liangyu slowly walked up to He Heng, looked at the other party, opened his thin lips lightly, and spit out two words,

"durian."

The reason why he was so confident was because Wen Liangyu knew that durians were what the original regent hated the most.

The regent is brutal and murderous. He is not afraid of ghosts and gods, but he is only afraid of the smell of durian. As long as he smells the smell of durian, he will be furious, and if it is serious, he will faint on the spot.

Regardless of whether the current He Heng really has amnesia or not, even if he changed his mind, he would not be able to change his body.

Wen Liangyu didn't believe that he could resist the smell of durian.

When He Heng heard the word "Durian", he froze in place, his face full of shock.

How did his Shuangshuang change?

How did you start liking such stinky things?

In the interval of his daze,

Wen Liangyu raised his eyebrows, and said while the iron was hot: "What?"

He Heng's reaction just now caught his fancy. Seeing this, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and he approached the opponent step by step.

"Aren't I your wife? Why can't I even remember my favorite fruit?"

"No, that's not it." He Heng looked down at the little emperor, who was forcing him to retreat steadily.

In the end, Wen Liangyu used his trump card,

"It happens that I'm hungry now, and I want to eat durian. Since you want to sleep with me, you won't even let me eat anything?"

What's wrong with eating?

Why do you have to eat something so smelly like durian?

But although He Heng thought so in his heart, he didn't show it on the surface.

"how come?!"

He crossed his hands on his chest, not to be outdone, and said, "Eat it, let you eat, not only let you eat!"

"I still want to eat with you!"

As soon as his words came out, the bedroom became instantly silent.

The corner of Wen Liangyu's mouth twitched: ""

Things seemed to be different from what he thought.

But the matter has come to this point, he must not be able to back down.

"Come here!" Wen Liangyu clapped his hands and shouted towards the entrance of the hall.

Liu Fuyuan, who had been waiting at the entrance of the hall, immediately opened the door after hearing his order, and trotted all the way to his side.

"Your Majesty, what can I order?"

Wen Liangyu glanced at Liu Fuyuan, "Someone bring in a durian,"

Road:

"Remember to let them pick the biggest one."

Liu Fuyuan was also stunned. He secretly glanced at the little emperor and then at the regent. For some reason, he could smell an anxious atmosphere from the tense posture of the two.

The surrounding air was filled with the smell of gunpowder, as if the eyes of the two were an invisible lead wire, and if they were not careful, they would explode.

Although he couldn't figure out why the two of them had to eat durians in the middle of the night, after all, it was the emperor's order, and it would be over if he followed it, so he bowed his back, said "here" respectfully, and left.

After the durians were brought in, the huge room was immediately filled with a wonderful smell.

And the servants on the side are using a big hammer to crack open the thorny shell of the durian, and this knock makes the wonderful smell even more pervasive.

He Heng sat at the corner of the table, frowning tightly, covering his mouth with his cuff,

And Wen Liangyu's expression didn't look good either.

"Your Majesty, Sir He," the servant finished processing the durian, took out the pulp inside, and put it in front of the two of them.

"The servant has already processed the durian, you two can eat it."

After all, he also put the tableware in front of the two of them very intimately.

After everyone left, the atmosphere in the bedroom became stalemate again.

Seeing He Heng's awkward expression, Wen Liangyu decided to strike first, and he made a "please first" gesture to the other party,

"Master He, why do you keep covering your nose with your cuff? Could it be that you can't accept the smell of durian?"

"Do not."

He Heng pretended to be calm and opened his sleeves, and the moment he took them away, he coughed twice due to the pungent smell.

"On the contrary, the smell is too fragrant. If I smell it now, I won't be so surprised when I eat it later. Naturally, I have to wait until the time to taste good things to enjoy together."

After all, with a look of resignation, he scooped up a durian petal with a spoon and bit it down in one breath.

But after taking this bite, He Heng didn't spit out the smell of durian as he expected.

On the contrary,

The durian pulp feels like a dense cream, because it has been kept in the ice cellar, the sweet and greasy fragrance also has a touch of ice and cold touch, it melts in the mouth, and it is not as unpleasant as it smells accept.

So, he tried the second, third, and fourth mouthfuls.

Seeing that the other party's original painful expression disappeared and he was still eating with gusto, Wen Liangyu frowned suspiciously.

Is this the same regent he knew who would faint when he smelled durians?

However, does durian really not smell bad?

Thinking of this, he also tentatively stuffed a mouthful into his mouth.

In the end, the two got rid of half a durian together.

After eating the durian, He Heng wiped the corners of his mouth, washed up, looked at Wen Liangyu and said, "Now that the durian is finished, can I sleep with you?"

His tone was full of pride after playing games or winning games, especially the word "you" was bitten hard by him.

At this time, He Heng looked so proud that he almost had three big characters "I won" carved on his forehead.

"Can"

After a long time, Wen Liangyu finally uttered two words,

Seeing this, He Heng was about to walk towards the other party's bed with a big pillow in his arms, but was stopped by Wen Liangyu,

"but"

At this moment, Wen Liangyu threw the spiky durian shells on the table onto the bed, then turned his head under He Heng's dumbfounded gaze,

"Got to be with them."

He Heng: ""

The air suddenly quieted down,

At this moment, his mood was really complicated.

Let’s not talk about whether you can fall asleep after smelling this stench all the time, but if you turn over and accidentally press on the durian shell in the middle of the night, wouldn’t your seven orifices bleed?

Seeing the other party's blue and white complexion, Wen Liangyu secretly rejoiced,

He thought that this time He Heng would never insist on sleeping with him again.

After all, which normal person would dare to sleep on a bed covered with durian shells?

"Row!"

However, before he was happy for a long time, the other party's voice suddenly interrupted his thoughts.

"Ah? What did you say?"

Wen Liangyu couldn't believe his ears for a while.

"I said yes." He Heng looked at him seriously and said, "Since you want to sleep with Durian, then I have no objection, but wait for me."

After all, he ran away in a hurry.

After about a cup of tea, He Heng came back again.

He came back stronger and turned into a Michelin tire.

Just now, he tied a quilt to himself with hemp rope, wrapping his whole body like a Michelin tire.

Immediately under Wen Liangyu's shocked gaze, He Heng moved to the bed with difficulty like a wind-up toy.

"Bang!" sounded,

He Heng lay down on the bed, then rolled directly to the side of the dragon bed, with a smile of an absolute winner on the corner of his mouth, turned to look at Wen Liangyu and said:

"Your Majesty, don't be dazed there, come and sleep quickly."

Wen Liangyu: ""

He glanced at the durian shells all over the bed, and the man wrapped up like a cicada chrysalis on the bed.

Forget it, after all, he still lifted a rock and shot himself in the foot.

After the little emperor took a long time to wash up, He Heng was already lying on the bed and fell asleep.

A man's even and long breathing came from the spacious dragon bed. Wen Liangyu was not used to it for a while. After all, every day in the past, once it was late at night, his bedroom was extremely deserted and empty, and he was always alone. Lying on the cold dragon bed, tossing and turning alone fell asleep.

Wen Liangyu never called anyone to attend his bed, nor would he stay overnight in the harem. In fact, since he could remember, he had spent every dark night alone.

Children are afraid of the dark and ghosts, and he is no exception, especially in the middle of the night in the twelfth lunar month, the cold wind outside the door will make the door panel "whoosh", and the dark wind penetrates into the spacious palace, constantly sending out strange noises. sound,

And the young Wen Liangyu lives alone in a spacious and unpopular bedroom, his mind is full of ghosts and strange tales in those stories.

He was afraid that some monster would sneak into the bedroom while he was asleep, and eat one of his fingers or toes.

Later, he got used to hugging the pillow and burying himself in the quilt, as if as long as he hid in the quilt, the ghosts would not come to trouble him.

So much so that he has maintained this habit until now.

No one could have imagined that the emperor, who was always dignified and solemn in the court hall, would actually be afraid of the dark when he was sleeping at night.

But now, Wen Liangyu looked at He Heng who was sleeping soundly wrapped in a "cicada chrysalis" on the other side of the big bed, and he felt that he was not afraid anymore.

He just wants to laugh.

After hesitating for a moment, Wen Liangyu hugged his pillow and lay down on the outside of the dragon bed.

Just as soon as I lay in bed,

"Ow~"

He let out a cry of pain.

The moment he lay down, Wen Liangyu's calf was pricked by a durian shell.

It hurts.

However, at this time, the oil lamps in the bedroom had been extinguished, and the whole room was dark, and he couldn't see anything, but the big bed was covered with "durian traps", and he didn't even know how the durian shells were distributed .

In this way, he couldn't find these durian pieces and throw them out.

So Wen Liangyu was lying on the bed now, feeling like he was playing disco in a minefield.

So in the next second, Wen Liangyu aimed his gaze at He Heng who was lying on the inside. The quilt on the opponent's body seemed to be a very strong defense line.

Thinking of this, he leaned over lightly, leaning on the opponent, trying to turn He Heng around.

However, at the moment when he climbed up, He Heng seemed to have a sense, stretched out those two "Michelin tire arms" to hug the little emperor tightly, and then hugged him, completely pressing Wen Liangyu on the ground. corner.

In the early morning of the next day, when Liu Fuyuan came to the bedroom to help Wen Liangyu change clothes,

This is what I saw,

The originally tidy dragon bed was now covered with broken durian shells.

The little emperor's white skin that exposed his sleeves looked red, as if he had been pricked by a durian, and he was pawing at He Heng who was wrapped in a quilt like a koala.

Even Liu Fuyuan, an old eunuch who had served the emperors of three dynasties, was shocked from ear to ear after seeing this scene.

Could it be that this is some kind of game played by the regent and His Majesty?

Although he didn't understand, he was shocked.

The author has something to say: Sand sculptures are contagious, one infects two

Don't ask me if there were strawberries and durians in ancient times, this is an overhead world, and all the fruits that have appeared in Fruit Ninja can be found (dog head)