Meiqiang's Miserable Sand Sculpture Self-Rescue Guide

Chi Yan: "My English is poor. Why doesn't everyone in this world speak Chinese, or is it not a harmonious online world? Are you really speaking standard English to them?"

Fu Yilan wondered what mentally handicapped questions were being asked: "...what do you think?"

"Hahaha, what kind of persona are you in this world?"

"star."

"? I haven't seen you filming or singing. What kind of star are you?"

Fu Yilan glanced at him sideways: "In your heart, only filming and singing are stars? In this era, if you can write poems and plays, you will be sought after by others. Did Shakespeare know, did Wilde know, did Byron know, didn't you buy books, you I don’t know if they were very popular at the time.”

Chi Yan was embarrassed, and said awkwardly: "Will I be despised if I tell the truth? In fact, I just pretended to be a literary talent for the sake of Li Ai's reading. You know, I used to be a celebrity, and image is very important. Yes, I’m bragging, I read five tons of books, full of knowledge, in fact 90.00% are romance novels and comic books, after reading these, I will... go to see the king of the city..."

Being stared into by Fu Yilan's eyes makes him feel ashamed. Brother Lan works so hard every day to master [-] kinds of martial arts. He also works hard: "At least I still unpacked it, that's... um..."

"It's been a few years since I bought it, and I'm still reading the first page, and I've memorized vocabulary for a lifetime, and I still stop at abandon, right?"

"...You removed the surveillance camera installed for me."

Fu Yilan still used the old saying: "Hmph, what do you have that I don't know."

Chi Yan said angrily: "You are so awesome, dare to compare yourself to gods like Shakespeare, since you are a poet and artist in this world, if you compose a few lines of poems and listen to them, what's so great about being able to speak English, there are so many foreign farts in the world Now, only a few talents can compose poems, don't let others miss you, Fu Daxing."

Fu Yilan looked at Chi Yan carefully, brewing for a while, without changing his face, and his voice was cold and clear: "Even if you are born with a good skin, the inside of the abdomen is originally rough."

Chi Yan crawled out half of his body from the side of the water tank, the tail of the fish caused an uproar in the water tank, his upper body hung outside the water tank and stretched his teeth and claws, trying to beat Fu Yilan.

Fu Yilan is really regretful: "Chi Yan, you look so good-looking and put on such a look every day, don't you think it's a waste of money?"

Chi Yan and Fu Yilan do not belong to the same class and genus. Now they are in Fu Yilan's land territory. Apart from showing ugliness, they don't want to cause any real harm to Fu Yilan. He even overturned his car and got out of the water tank. , Flicking his tail, Fu Yilan clamped the tail with his arms, and became a fish on the chopping board.

"Your mouth is too cheap! You actually made up such a broken poem to scold me!!"

Fu Yilan also laughed: "I didn't make it up, Cao Xueqin made it up, you called him a broken poem? Are you sure?"

Chi Yan panicked, this can't be said nonsense: "No break, no break, it's because I have blind eyes and poor education level, good poems, good poems!"

"So you also admit that I use this poem to describe you, right?"

Chi Yan: "A good poem is a good poem, but it's a pity that a dead person reads it." Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration, "No, this is a Chinese poem. Can a foreign language poem be the same as this???"

"Of course it's not the same thing, it's something that's out of reach."

"?"

"Okay, don't ask, I don't know how to write sour poems, it's boring, it's time to eat fish."

Fu Yilan carried the big fish he had caught on his shoulders, and went back to the house to make soup.

Hearing his witty words, Chi Yan came to perform the face-changing art again. His original face turned into a shy smile in an instant. He used it as a nutritional raw material in Master Lan's big bathtub. More precisely, it was the kind that added atmosphere to the bath. The bath ball, but he is a very special non-foaming sticky type.

Although mermaids are used to staying in the depths of the cold and bitter sea water, they can still feel comfortable soaking in warm water. Just don’t overheat it and cook it. The skin on the upper body is still similar to that of a human, and the pores are filled and opened by the warm water vapor. The scales on the tail are also curled up, and the whole body is transparent and comfortable.

The happiest thing is being hugged by Fu Yilan, the tail is free from the shackles of the leg bones, and you can wrap around Fu Yilan like a snake. You can choose to wrap around his right leg or left leg, or you can choose as an adult. All three legs.

"Chi Yan, you still say you're not lustful?"

"It's the nature of mermaids!"

"It's in your nature."

"I'm an old husband and wife, and if I feel like it, I will be ascetic, okay, it's only after becoming like this that I'm reluctant to be very interested in you. How can it be said that it's my nature."

"Pure heart and few desires?? Barely interested?? I don't change my original intention for you, but you are already tired of me?"

"Hahaha, yes, that's it."

Fu Yilan turned her head and ignored him, and Chi Yan wrapped the fishtail around him, slippery, and made the old Fu feel comfortable at once, so she came to claim credit: "Don't you like me like this?"

Fu Yilan squinted his eyes, hugged Chi Yan's waist, his eyes were ecstasy, and stroked Chi Yan's back with his hand twice, after a long time of deliberation, he said: "Excellent, better than all your previous versions combined."

Chi Yan's face was red again, Fu Yilan would not praise him so sincerely except for his sperm, and immediately pursued the victory: "Didn't you promise to give me legs, slender, beautiful, fair and delicate legs, when will it come true, fishtail is very inconvenient ah!"

Fu Yilan didn't give a clear answer, he was perfunctory, he was thinking in his heart, Chi Yan is like this, he can't do it without him, he doesn't wear clothes, he has to take a bath with him, and he has to be hugged by him wherever he wants to go, he doesn't have much Is it reasonable to have a cool few days?It's not only cool to sleep with Chi Yan, it's even better for Chi Yan to cling to him.

"Be more precise! What does it mean to look at fate?? Didn't you just give me the leg you bought if you wanted to??"

"You are so slippery, you must be very moisturizing, don't talk nonsense, moisturize me too."

Fu Yilan began to use Chi Yan as soap, and it seems that this is Fu Yilan's best.

"Help! Color batch!! Big color batch!!"

Miss Kate came to visit today, and she was accompanied by three male friends of the young master. She didn't tell them the real purpose of the trip. It is expected that no one would believe her if she told the truth, and she would be treated as a lunatic.

This is also the reason why the servant Anli dared not confide in her!Who would believe the mermaid's nonsense!

Kate herself is not sure, she would rather Anli lied to her, the young master harbored a mermaid, if it was true, they would never be able to report the young master, but how could they secretly dispose of the young master's mermaid except for Anli's servants?What if the mermaid has some special abilities?

The young master's servants respectfully invited the guests into the living room, and the young master sat on the sofa, with a noble smile on his face, looking very energetic, better than any time in their impression, not at all like being raped by some sea monster Grab your wits.

Even the young master's bamboo horse was astonished: "Lan, are you in good health?"

"Well, all right."

Both Kate and Anli had expressions of embarrassment, only they knew the truth. As for the young master's three close friends, they didn't think there was anything strange about the young master's sudden self-healing. They surrounded the young master to congratulate him, and the young master also treated the guests thoughtfully. way.

After all, the young master's literary talent is the treasure of this era. Everyone admires him. What he says and does is often regarded as the standard by friends and fans. Everyone has a filter for him. Unless you see it with your own eyes, you will never believe that he will do it. It's shameful, let alone raising an evil thing.

As a woman, Kate is more sensitive and vigilant than men. Although the young master does not seem to have any flaws, the past two months have been too suspicious. Even if the mermaid is a fiction of Anli, something must have happened here to make the young master Silent thing.

Kate knew in advance that the young master refused everyone to visit, so she decided to invite the three gentlemen to come with her. Considering that the young master didn't like to participate in occasions with ladies, she didn't even dare to invite her girlfriends.

She never wanted to get anything from the young master, as long as she could make sure that the young master was safe during this trip, she would be satisfied.

After the men exchanged greetings, Kate went straight to the point: "Master, can we go to your study to see your new creation?"

The smile in the young master's eyes darkened, only a polite smile hung on the corner of his mouth, staring straight at Kate, making Kate's hair stand on end, and even a more terrifying thought came to him - the young master seemed to be raped by another person. occupy the body.

The details of his daily life, the expressions he likes to make, and the temperament of the whole person are exactly the same as Anli described, and they are completely different from the past.

Was it a mermaid?

Kate's proposal made the other three gentlemen excited for a moment. It would be exciting for everyone to see the master's first draft. Kate deliberately aroused their interest so that the master could not refuse.

Because Anli said that the mermaid is hiding in the backyard outside the study, if what Anli said is true, the young master will always show his flaws.

No matter what, she won't give up unless she digs out the things here.

Sure enough, the young master made the excuse that it was inconvenient. Although the frustration on everyone's faces could not be concealed, no one questioned the suspicious behavior of the young master. This is the young master's home. He wants them to go wherever he doesn't want them to go. It is his personal will.

So Kate immediately came up with a second plan, suggesting that everyone stay in the young master's mansion for a few days. We haven't seen each other for a long time. Everyone is not an ordinary person, and the young master will not deny face and friendship.

They were led upstairs by a servant to choose a room. Kate noticed that the rooms facing the backyard were locked. At this time, she finally found a chance to be alone with Anli. The communication in the letter is detailed and detailed, and repeating it is a waste of time.

Anli took Kate directly to the room where the window was not blocked by branches and could clearly see the backyard. The young master was not in the backyard at this time, so there was no need to be afraid of being caught by the young master again.

Anri and Kate stood side by side by the window, Anli pointed to the water tank where the mermaid was hidden for the countess, Kate saw the huge shed, and listened quietly for 5 minutes, from the miscellaneous sounds of the house, she caught the shed The slight sound of water flowing under the rack.

So suspicious.

Anli saw that Kate had already believed his words six-points, and he had confidence in his heart. He took Kate out of the room, and quietly locked the lock intact. Not too much.

Miss Kate comforted him: "We will stay here for a week, and there will always be a way to catch it."