Meiqiang's Miserable Sand Sculpture Self-Rescue Guide

Three months later, the disaster caused by the Zerg has come to an end. Every federal base stationed near the Zerg galaxy held a grand party. It is rare that the crackling in the sky is no longer artillery fire, but colorful fireworks.

Once the event is over, they can really retire and go home.

Praise for peace!

They landed on an asteroid colonized by the Federation. They no longer needed to eat the concentrated nutritional supplements issued by the army, and they had delicious food and wine served to them by the local residents. However, the most confusing thing for the alphas was the tens of thousands of them. The local omegas ran out to welcome them, set off fireworks, and offered hugs. After all, these alphas in military uniforms were heroes who ensured their lives and work in peace and contentment and wiped out the Zerg completely.

Although the atmosphere was high and in full swing, everyone didn't care about having fun, and put their own happiness in the middle of the night. Now there is a pair of protagonists waiting for them to make a noise, and they exposed a little space in the middle, surrounded by federal soldiers. There was an expression on his face that he didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and even several officers sat there, looking like their parents.

The faces of the federal soldiers were covered with marks of red lips that were kissed and loved, and they were already on top, shouting loudly: "Kiss!! Kiss directly!!"

Then the more vulgar booing began one after another, "Aren't you guys good at it on the ship!! You won't come down for days and nights!! Why are you so shy!!"

"Yeah, don't swear, kiss directly!!"

Seeing that the scene was about to get out of control, the omegas here were too enthusiastic, puffing up their well-trained federal army and turning them into a rough mob, so they took out their whistles and blew a loud whistle.

In fact, this officer didn't want to control the situation at all. He was drunk too much. He just wanted to play with their soldiers. The military whistle would only sound when it was particularly critical. , has already trained the federal troops to respond to Pavlov's dog, Pavlov rang the bell and the dog drools, the officer blew his whistle, and the federal troops suddenly rolled and crawled on the ground reflexively, They took up their weapons and went to stand in line. When the line was about to take shape, the officer laughed, and everyone was shocked to realize that they had been tricked.

Fu Yilan thought it was funny at first, and stood at attention like an idiot when he heard the whistle. Fortunately, he didn't develop conditioned reflexes when he was a child, otherwise he would have to diaper his pants when he heard the whistle now.

Before he started to have fun, Chi Yan also picked up his weapon and was about to stand in line. Fu Yilan quickly grabbed Chi Yan's back collar: "Where are you going to get married?"

That's right, they are the protagonists of this banquet. The officers acted as witnesses and held a simple wedding ceremony for them. Unexpectedly, there were many situations. One of the alpha team members who were watching was drinking too much and went crazy. It is said that the residents here are too enthusiastic, they sing and dance, and there are deafening fireworks in the sky. Even the officers play pranks.

This marriage cannot be ended!

But Fu Yilan just wants to get married!He managed to find a chance for everyone to take a collective vacation. It is important to let Chi Yan marry him first. As for whether the wedding is grand or not, it doesn't matter at all. The important thing is that Chi Yan must marry him immediately. Wait a minute. Not even for a second!

After retiring from the army, he still had a deal with his family members. Not to mention that Chi Yan's father hated him when he saw him. I don't know how long it would take to mediate before Chi Yan could sleep on his bed. The worst thing is that they are not aboriginals. Let's go, what is he wasting so much time for?

It doesn't matter whether the relatives in this world admit their relationship or not, they just admit it.

The night sky has been blasted with smoke and dust by the fireworks. After one round, another batch of salutes will come. The endless war has lasted too long. These fireworks are accumulated year after year, just waiting for the singing and dancing to rise to peace. Take out firecrackers and make a lot of noise.

The officers were also slightly drunk, and it seemed a little unreliable to be their witnesses. Fu Yilan was speechless. Every time he wanted to do something important with Chi Yan, there would be a hundred, a thousand unexpected situations. , meeting Chi Yan was also unexpected to him, so every day he spent with Chi Yan was no longer expected, but it gave him fresh vitality.

Fu Yilan wants to find a reliable person to read the marriage oath to them again. The military officer has already had two drinks. There is no ban tonight. The world is amnesty. They can give Fu Yilan the top of the head until now, and it is very impressive to be the audience of the wedding The two have lost face.

"You can just read it like this, and read it to us. After we exchange the rings and kiss, you can go eat, drink and have fun, okay? Did you hear that? Hey, wake up."

Fu Yilan shook him awake, this person didn't hear anything else, just heard the kiss, and shouted: "Kiss one!! Watch the kiss!!"

So it became "Kiss!!" "Kiss!!" one after another, back to before liberation.

Fu Yilan has a splitting headache, he just wants to marry Chi Yan casually, why is it so difficult, why not let him get married?

Chi Yan has been watching sitcoms by the side for a long time. Every witness Fu Yilan catches is not very concentrated, and the most concentrated can't finish reading two-thirds of the marriage testimony that Fu Yilan copied. After the one-man show, Chi Yan watched Fu Yilan holding the marriage testimony alone and looking at the overjoyed onlookers. Who would remember that someone was going to get married? Even the circle around the two of them would break up. Having received professional training, hahahaha laughed out loud.

In such a noisy environment, Fu Yilan recognized Chi Yan's ridicule immediately, turned his head and stared at Chi Yan fiercely, and directly rolled the oath that took a long time to copy into a paper ball, throwing a parabola far away.

Go straight to Chi Yan.

Chi Yan was frightened by his wolf-like aura, and subconsciously wanted to back away, but Fu Yilan took a quicker step, grabbed his shoulder, and squeezed his shoulder tightly with his fingers.

Sneered: "No need, who stipulates that you must get a certificate for marriage, and you must get a marriage certificate? Humph, marry yourself. In the future, I will say that if you marry me, then you will marry me."

Chi Yan laughed again: "Then what are you going to do?"

Fu Yilan stretched out her hand: "Put on the ring first."

Chi Yan took out the silver ring that he had prepared in advance from his pocket. He really wanted to give it to Fu Yilan. He couldn't smile, but he was so nervous that his hands started shaking, shaking, shaking, and the ring fell off! !

This little object is delicate, beautiful and eye-catching, but it's not the same thing when it falls on the ground, it's like a beam of light slipping away, Chi Yan hurriedly squatted down to touch it everywhere, the ground is full of excitement with the owner He really shouldn't have ridiculed Brother Lan for kicking the foot, the punishment is coming! !How could Chi Yan find the ring? Seeing that his hand was about to be trampled, Fu Yilan pulled him up to save his hand from a catastrophe.

Chi Yan lowered his head guiltily, he didn't even dare to look at Fu Yilan: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i lost it."

Fu Yilan: "Hmph, I knew that this marriage is not so easy to get married, but I just want to get married."

His five fingers were tightly intertwined with Chi Yan, regardless of the small space planned for the wedding, he pulled Chi Yan into the crowd, stretched his neck and glanced around, not knowing what he was looking for.

Chi Yan made a mistake, so he didn't dare to laugh at Brother Lan anymore, and said softly: "...I couldn't find it lying on my stomach, and I'm sure you can't find it if you look like this."

Fu Yilan: "Whoever said that I was looking for a ring, and if I lost it, I lost it. Anyway, I bought it casually at a reduced price. Just think about it."

Chi Yan suddenly raised his head: "Fu Yilan, why are you still like this?!! Why are you so perfunctory about your wedding!!"

Fu Yilan: "You lost the ring that was not perfunctory just now, Chi Yan, you didn't lose the ring I made for you, did you? I was perfunctory to myself, but not to you. You lost it, you Just perfunctory me."

Chi Yan couldn't understand the word "perfunctory". He rubbed the ring on his middle finger that warmed his body temperature with the pulp of his thumb: "I didn't lose it, so I won't lose it. I was just too nervous just now." That's all..."

Fu Yilan ignored him, and was still looking for something in the crowd. Now it was getting more and more noisy, and Chi Yan had to amplify his voice to communicate with Fu Yilan back and forth.

"I wonder if the engagement ring and the wedding ring are not the same?? Why did you only give me one??"

Fu Yilan paused for a moment, and suddenly remembered that this was really the case, hey, he was speechless, this matter was entrusted to the wedding company, but he stayed on the starship every day, where could he find a wedding company? ?He is most annoyed by these trivialities. He wants him to understand the meaning of these unwritten rules. Chi Yan already belongs to him. Why do he have to have the same marriage process? It's still the same sentence:

It makes sense.

But Fu Yilan didn't dare to say that to Chi Yan. Chi Yan is romantic and likes the sense of ritual. He has to be slammed by Chi Yan for saying this. One more thing is worse than one less thing. Seeing that Chi Yan himself is not sure, Fu Yilan simply directs lie to him:

"You remember wrongly, there is no such thing, just a ring."

Chi Yan hesitated: "...Is it true or false? Why do I remember that it doesn't seem to be the case?"

Fu Yilan was categorical: "Do you have half my tone of affirmation? It means that I am more accurate than you. Do you see that my tone has wavered a bit when I said these words?"

Chi Yan was completely convinced: "Okay, I believe you."

The highest level of lying is not only deceiving yourself, but also deceiving your own wife.

Fu Yilan stopped looking, he just wanted to find someone wearing the ring, and asked someone to replace the lost ring. If he really wanted to find something, he would never find it even if he died.

Fu Yilan saw that the officer who had just blown the whistle was twirling beside them, dancing an unknown hot dance. Fu Yilan stretched out his hand and walked away with the whistle hanging on his belt.

There was a small metal ring on the whistle, Fu Yilan pulled it off, pinched it tightly with her finger, and squeezed out a bumpy wedding ring.

Pass it to Chi Yan.

"Just use this."

Chi Yan: "No!!!! Is it too perfunctory?!!!!"

"You lost the ring, who do you blame?"

Aggrieved, Chi Yan put it on for Fu Yilan, opened his mouth to think about the oath, but he couldn't remember it, so he simplified it to "Eh... that thing is with you in life, old age, sickness and death."

Fu Yilan took off his ring and put it on again: "Well, they are together."

Chi Yan cried: "It's so fucking perfunctory!!!!!!!"

In fact, I was moved to cry.

But he won't let Fu Yilan know!

Without further ado, Fu Yilan held his face——

"Kiss!!! Really kissed!!!"

"Great!!!"

"Take two pictures, one with no dead ends."

What an "out of the box" wedding reception.

In another three months, Chi Yan and the Fu family married and held an extremely grand wedding banquet.

Chi Yan really "married into a wealthy family".

But when he thinks about it later, he still prefers a wedding that is full of chaos and chaos~ Except for them, no one will be more foolish!