Meiqiang's Miserable Sand Sculpture Self-Rescue Guide

In the next few days, a set pattern was basically formed. Fu Yilan pointed out which pool to fight. Thanks to Fu Yilan's thigh, the whole company was completely unaware that there was a "traitor" in the company. is their president.

Chi Yan is fortunate that this is the world in the book, which is a few levels simpler than the reality, otherwise the president will be taking advantage of it, and this company will end sooner or later. By then, no matter how evil and crazy he is, he will not be able to save his personality.

In addition to being the superficial president, Chi Yan is also testing the fault tolerance rate of the system. According to the two conclusions he concluded, it is dangerous to experiment with others, and it is more relaxed to be alone with Fu Yilan, so Chi Yan focused on using Fu Yilan as a guinea pig.

For example, at the restaurant for breakfast, Chi Yan took advantage of the absence of the aunt butler, and suddenly said to Fu Yilan who was beside him: "Sweet tofu is the best in the world, and sweet rice dumplings are the second in the world."

Fu Yilan glanced at him indifferently, and replied classically: "Oh."

Then scoop an extra spoonful of sugar into Chi Yan's soybean milk.

Chi Yan didn't care about Fu Yilan's reaction. The key to the experiment was that such a broken behavioral system did not punish him.

can.

I'll try Fu Yilan Beng a little bit later.

After Chi Yan finished drinking the soy milk, he suddenly realized something, why did Mr. Ba's standard Western-style breakfast be replaced by Chinese-style sesame balls and deep-fried dough sticks?

Chi Yan found a time to ask Aunt Wang, and it turned out that Fu Yilan had specially instructed her in private.

Chi Yan thought sarcastically, you also think that eating breakfast is so boring, heh, Chinese cuisine is a pendant!

Chi Yan conducted further experiments.

Test site: company

The company's subordinates have all figured out Fu Yilan's identity. He is not the little lover who plays office AVI with the president, but the real talented and tough Fu family prince. Fu Yilan is the second in command of the company.

The president's office has Fu Yilan and Chi Yan sitting in front of each other, like a restricted area, and don't interfere with important things.

It was the best chance for him and Fu Yilan to be alone.

Chi Yan thought to himself, what is the difference between me pretending to read documents in a wheelchair and listening to chemistry with my eyes closed in class?

After several times of thinking and careful consideration.

"Fu Yilan, I'm sleepy."

Fu Yilan barely glanced at Chi Yan from the computer screen.

"You slept at 09:30 last night."

"But I'm sleepy."

Fu Yilan raised his eyebrows and stared at Chi Yan with a silent expression.

He lifted his chin to the lounge in the president's room. Although there was a big bed in it, Chi Yan's dedication to work far exceeded 996 before, so the lounge and the furnishings in it were all dust.

"Then you go to bed."

"The job?"

Fu Yilan smiled, but it wasn't Fu Yilan's gentle smile, it was a standard mockery.

"Chi Yan, let's think about it. Since I came to your company, you think about it. What kind of work did you take the initiative to do?"

Chi Yan thought hard.

Then he operated the wheelchair to Fu Yilan's side, sorted out the materials on the desk, arranged them neatly, straightened the vase, and fastened the caps of each pen.

Including the one Fu Yilan is using.

Fu Yilan silently opened the pen cap again.

Fu Yilan's smile didn't change, the dimple on the corner of her mouth said "just" on the right and "this?" on the left

Chi Yan found that his bow tie was loose. In the real world, he was a little bit of a jerk before he got his way as a comedian. He was very good at appearance and content. When he was not famous, it was impossible for the company to hire him some little assistant to run errands. , whimsical, all done by Chi Yan himself.

So Chi Yan helped Fu Yilan untie his tie quite smoothly, and tied a beautiful and neat Windsor knot.

Fu Yilan's smile was not so relaxed and mocking anymore, and he stared straight at Chi Yan again, always making Chi Yan think he was hungry.

Fu Yilan didn't blink a glance, but violently untied the tie that Chi Yan had tied with his hands, and could not refuse: "Tie it again."

Chi Yan: "?"

Chi Yan hit again.

Fu Yilan ordered: "It's not neat, stuff it inside the suit."

Chi Yan had no choice but to stuff it in again.

"Stuff it further."

Chi Yan stuffed it again and realized that Fu Yilan had chest muscles.

Is Fu Yilan showing off her chest muscles?

Chi Yan... It's astringent.

His palms were squeezed inside Fu Yilan's suit and on top of his shirt, against Fu Yilan's warm chest, and he could feel his strong, beating heart.

Fu Yilan is like a mistreated woman from a good family being molested by a bully, allowing Chi Yan to "bully" her, but her eyes are darker and more frightening than the bully's, blah blah blah.

Chi Yan's eyes were dazzled by the beauty, and he didn't realize that there was a knife on his head.

This knife has a high probability of going through the back door.

Chi Yan disapproved, raised his lips and smiled: "Humph, I also have chest muscles, do you dare to compare with me?"

"Compared to size?"

hiss.

"...It's unreasonable for a man to be bigger than his chest."

"Then change the place and compare the size."

Chi Yan suddenly raised his head, and Fu Yilan's face was so serious that he seemed to be talking about words.

He doesn't blush, but Chi Yan blush, isn't this really a racing car?

Chi Yan silently retracted her astringent hand.

Fu Yilan put away the eyes that looked like he was going to eat Chi Yan, and became his Mo Shangren Ruyu again, a handsome assistant, working at his desk.

"Go to sleep and don't disturb my work."

Bold!

It's this kind of tone towards the president again.

Chi Yan shamelessly said: "My legs are inconvenient, you push me to the bed."

Fu Yilan glanced at Chi Yan: "You have hands, can't you crawl?"

So bold!

Even though Fu Yilan said so, he got up and pushed Chi Yan's wheelchair into the rest room. The bed was a standard double bed, and the windows were standard floor-to-ceiling windows. The view was wide and the mood was good.

Squeezing the value of Fu Yilan's labor is of course very cool. Chi Yan is the first time he has become an evil capitalist, but he knows that Fu Yilan has ghosts in his heart, not the kind of ghosts that kill him in the main line.

If this hormone leveled up again, and Fu Yilan was more ambiguous, he might want to make him conceive in October!

"Okay, you go out, I will do it myself."

At this time, Fu Yilan suddenly stopped talking to him, and his attitude changed drastically. The pear blossoms were raining, and the fragrance of tea was overflowing: "Mr. Chi's leg is inconvenient, I'll come."

Chi Yan opened his hand, with a cold face: "I have hands, I can crawl."

Then Princess Fu Yilan hugged her to bed: "Boss Chi lie down."

The corners of the quilt were covered by Fu Yilan: "Boss Chi has a sweet dream."

"……Um."

"Will Mr. Chi want a good night kiss?"

"do not want!"

Fu Yilan smiled and left.

At the end of the test, the system was pretending to be dead when it collapsed in front of Fu Yilan. The system has no lower limit! !

So Chi Yan immediately tried to set up a little personality for his department manager.

"Xiao Lin."

"What's the matter, Mr. Chi, what do you order?"

Chi Yan stared at him, and said with a straight voice: "Good luck."

Kobayashi: "Chicken tonight."

Xiaolin: "..."

system:【……】

The system reacted: [Host, you are serious——]

Before the system punished him, Chi Yan snorted coldly: "Stop playing games."

Xiao Lin hurried away, and the system remained silent.

At the end of the experiment, his behavior of restoring the human settings in time was effective, and he really avoided the punishment of the system.

And as expected, only in front of Fu Yilan can the person be destroyed. As for the lower limit of the collapse, Chi Yan hasn't figured out the standard line yet.

In this way, at least, some things that cannot be said can be said to Fu Yilan, and things that cannot be done can be done to Fu Yilan.

But the relationship between him and Fu Yilan is very hazy. Chi Yan originally regarded him as his rival in love who would kill him in the future, and wanted to lick him, so that he would not be interested in him at all.

However, Chi Yan did change Fu Yilan's interest in him, not becoming uninterested, but becoming very interested!

Burnt out!

Chi Yan and Fu Yilan spent the day together.

To attend Fu Yilan's cousin's wedding banquet.

Due to Fu Yilan's quiet "hegemony" in Chi Yan's dressing and daily life, the housekeeper and servants can only abdicate and let Fu Yilan take over.

At first, Chi Yan was still very resistant, but he found that in front of Fu Yilan, he could collapse his character, which was much more comfortable than pretending to be evil and crazy, so Chi Yan obediently listened to him.

Chi Yan discovered that Fu Yilan was not only careful about such trivial things as dressing him, wiping his face, and washing his hands, but also became unbelievably interested. If Chi Yan hadn't vowed not to let him enter the bathroom, Fu Yilan might still want to give him He scrubs.

Chi Yan sat by the bed, and Fu Yilan dressed him up with great interest.

Still short of shoes and socks.

Fu Yilan squatted halfway, resting his feet on his knees. Chi Yan's skin was white, which contrasted sharply with his black trousers. Fu Yilan wrapped the soft cotton socks in jade white bit by bit, from the soles of the feet to the ankles .

Chi Yan looked at Fu Yilan fascinated with a complicated expression, you are a foot controler when riding a horse, right? ?

Chi Yan couldn't help complaining: "I suggest that if you like feet, you can pick your own feet, be a little more careless, are you knitting socks for me?"

Fu Yilan let out an "oh" and walked more slowly.

Chi Yan had long understood that his identity as the president was nothing in Fu Yilan's eyes.

He rolled his eyes, taking advantage of Fu Yilan's "knitting socks" for him, thinking about the next plot.

After going to the wedding banquet, the plot of [Chapter Two] will officially start, that is, [Bai Yueguang, the overlord's stand-in].

At the wedding banquet, Chi Yan will meet important characters - a double who is half or half like Xia Zhexing, and the starlet Shao Ming who is too sticky.

In the original text, Shao Ming is a vicious cannon fodder male supporting role. He is devoted to Chi Yan, fell in love at first sight, and acted like a god.

It is the cannon fodder that travelers love to wear.

Chi Yan felt that his head was big. Wearing vicious cannon fodder, he had read two tons of similar Lujiang fairy novels to pass the time before. Although he had a mediocre mind and no black technology, he had a good plot, at least he knew how to be a vicious Why did the cannon fodder quietly leave the stage and be happy alone?

Why didn't he wear the right character? !The disabled president is too difficult to play! !

In addition to Shao Ming, there is another character who will be the main rival in love with Fu Yilan and compete for Xia Zhexing in the later period - the cousin Ji Xiao who competed with Fu Yilan since childhood, Chi Yan had already drowned in the bathtub at that time, Ji Xiao honorably succeeded Chi Yan, and Fu Yilan played all kinds of Shura scenes that I like to hear and see.

In short, this wedding banquet is half a Hongmen banquet!

The kind that will kill you!