Meiqiang's Miserable Sand Sculpture Self-Rescue Guide

It turned out to be like this, it turned out to be like this.

Fu Yilan did this, stumbling him with a bunch of scandals, making him afraid to leave the house, and Shu Jun even made a special trip back to look at him, all the scandals and paparazzi are just appearances!They didn't want him to be drafted!

Chi Yan was buzzing in his head. When he got in the car, all the ice cream melted on his hands. Shu Jun told him to throw it away. He quit and gnawed on the egg roll bit by bit. He kept silent when he asked him what was wrong.

He can't talk to him!Shu Jun and Fu Yilan are a kind of creatures, both old foxes, if he hadn't gone out today and saw a few conscription sites, which aroused his curiosity, he came down to inquire, how could he have paid attention to the conscription brochure at the dinner party?

I'm afraid that Fu Yilan will be fully armed to go to the alien planet by then, and he will eat, drink and sleep at home in a foolish way.

Chi Yan held his anger in his chest and had nowhere to go. If he quarreled with Fu Yilan now, Fu Yilan would definitely watch him more closely when he found out, and he couldn't bring this up with Shu Jun. Shu Jun would definitely follow Fu Yilan's wishes after hearing this. , and also watched him more closely, this time it was completely reversed, Shu Jun said that he was calling others a wild wolf and a little beast, but in fact you two were on the same front!

Chi Yan went home in silence all the way, and was coaxed back to the bedroom by Shu Jun's sweet words. The butler brought him his favorite dessert, which turned out to be his favorite dessert. To explain a problem from the side, the original body was just like him. Alpha who loves to drink milk tea and is full of milk tea flavor, this persona can be said to be the closest to him.

Chi Yan made up his mind that he would sneak around and do it by himself, and hold back even if he was angry. Fu Yilan shouldn't accidentally make him a widow. Although Chi Yancai, he still needs a dog with him!

In the last world, he stayed alone in the safe house and completely lost the initiative. Fu Yilan's friends and brothers threw a bunch of supplies every few months. He begged those people to take him with him. He didn't want to stay with weak survivors. Avoiding disasters in the "Peach Blossom Spring", he can learn no matter what, and he is absolutely not afraid of suffering.

As a result, these buddies lifted his arm and pinched the back of his neck: "Laugh, you think a lot about Canary!" "Your leg is not as thick as my arm!" Not enough teeth!"

All around was filled with a happy atmosphere, the buddies left, and when they came back, Chi Yan would hear them say how many people died, how many new people came, how awesome Fu Yilan is, you really came from the third generation after following him luck.

Chi Yan feels aggrieved, damn it, if Fu Yilan dies, he can only be the same as the widow who received the relics of his relatives here, and he can't even touch Fu Yilan's ashes!What relics can Fu Yilan leave to him?Chi Yan only thought of the local tyrant's gold lighter, but he gave it to him goddamn.

Now that this is the case again, Chi Yan will never beg Fu Yilan this time, this guy has tricked him into doing everything, he has hands and feet now, he doesn't cough or breathe, why can't he go with him.

On the surface, Chi Yan is very obedient and obedient, matching his own taste of milk tea, his face is silly and sweet, very deceiving, he can't be like the last world, without any strategy at all, every time he slips out, he is immediately caught by the stalking people When he came back, he told him with a smile that this was Fu Yilan's special care.

All the ghosts in this world have arranged to enter his house, and Fu Yilan knows Chi Yan's every move. Just now, he sent a text message asking him why he didn't eat dinner. , monitor me 24 hours a day, be careful to tire people]

Fu Yilan was full of arrogance: [Only I can sleep in your bed]

Chi Yan really got goose bumps all over his body.

But it feels a little sour...

Maybe this is the charm of the oil-flavored boss, although his eyes are hot, but he can't help but look down, Fu Yilan has already grasped his point to death.

Two days later, Shu Jun really found a psychiatrist for him, but he didn't expect to go to a privately rented office, but to... a mental hospital.

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"...Dad, don't you think I can't be locked up at home? Are you going to lock me up in a mental hospital? I'm so obedient and obedient every day!"

"What are you talking about? You are really mentally ill. I won't send you to this kind of place. I will take care of you myself."

"...I'm not mentally ill."

"Don't be afraid, Xiaoyan. I am a good friend with the attending physician. He also accepts psychological counseling work, but it is located in a mental hospital, but it doesn't matter. You can ask Dr. Wang to guide you. He is an old acquaintance of mine. You The secrecy is better here, and you are taken care of more, he has a very good character, and he treats dementia and madness equally!"

"Dad, you make me think I'm mentally ill now."

He was ushered into the office. Dr. Wang was a kind middle-aged man with a smile on his face, but Chi Yan was terrified. He filled out the questionnaire first when he sat down. There were so many questions, and he was required to tick the answers immediately, not to think for a long time, but to arouse his curiosity. subconscious.

Chi Yan bit the bullet and filled in a lot of irrelevant questions about his mental state, and then verbally answered the attending physician's questions. Chi Yan scanned the surrounding environment from the corner of his eye, feeling that his opportunity had come.

So while Dr. Wang read his questionnaire carefully, Chi Yan said naturally: "I'm going to the toilet."

Shu Jun can be said to be inseparable from Chi Yan these days, especially when he watched him closely from outside, he subconsciously said, "I'll accompany you."

Chi Yan stared: "I've grown up so much, is it reasonable for you to accompany me to the toilet? You are an omega, going to our Alpha's toilet is sexual harassment to us."

Shu Jun was blushed by Chi Yan's words. Seeing that Chi Yan was in a hurry to urinate with his legs crossed, it was too controlling to follow him even to the toilet, so he nodded in agreement.

Chi Yan said again: "Give me the paper, I want a whole pack."

"?What are you doing?"

"Can't I be the last one, my stomach hurts."

Then Shu Jun really saw Chi Yan sweating on his forehead and clutching his stomach in pain. It was so vivid that he himself started to have a stomachache.

Throwing two packs of paper to Chi Yan: "Go!"

When Chi Yan walked out the door, his back straightened immediately, and he didn't feel weak when he walked. He just wanted to despise everything in his heart. You all underestimated me, Mr. Yan. I pretended to be sick and was world-class since elementary school. If you dare to bring me out, just Don't blame me for my housekeeping skills.

Chi Yan didn't know who Fu Yilan arranged to stare at him. They were secretly, so he had to go secretly, otherwise Fu Yilan would open his mouth to give a small report to his father before going out. Shu Jun is the mother-in-law, and Fu Yilan is the daughter-in-law.

Chi Yan went to the toilet first, and he saw an alpha in the toilet smiling foolishly at him. When he came out, he had already changed coats with the alpha, and taught the alpha how to take the two packs of paper airplanes and paper cranes he gave him. , Delaying Alpha's time in the toilet, Chi Yan felt that he was lying to him because he was not smart enough, and he was very conscientious. He even gave him all the candy belt coat in his pocket, which was definitely not a bad treatment to him.

Being able to get the candy in Chi Yan's pocket shows Chi Yan's sincerity, Fu Yilan doesn't even get this kind of treatment.

Sometimes Fu Yilan is so cheap that he will die, and Chi Yan beats him violently if he wants to snatch the "treasure" in Chi Yan's pocket.Of course, Fu Yilan himself enjoys it, and he likes to make Chi Yan angry.

Chi Yan was furious.

This time, he has to cure Fu Yilan and Long Aotian's serious illness!

Chi Yan is very clever, he doesn't stop when he comes out of the toilet, his movements are natural, and his momentum is very unrestrained, he can't tell that he is the real owner of the fake account, and the fake one is still making paper airplanes in the toilet.

Chi Yan is confident. When the follower finds out that the alpha wearing his coat is not him, it will be too late!

So when Chi Yan came out of the mental hospital, he put on a mask carefully, so as not to get rid of the ghost. The reporter called and went to the opposite building. Chi Yan didn't even know if Shu Jun brought him here for his convenience. It was the recruiting point, but as soon as Chi Yan entered the hall, the sergeant sitting behind the desk stared straight at him with surprise in his eyes.

Chi Yan sat down in front of his desk. This posture was similar to an interview.

Chi Yan was nervous. To be honest, he knew deep down in his heart that he absolutely didn't want to come here, just like he was scared to death when he ran out of the safe house, for fear of being eaten by monsters. Fu Yilan's buddies were right to laugh at him. It is true that he grew up in a greenhouse, but he can't be blamed. He grew up in this environment. If Fu Yilan hadn't been so brave, he would have come here for an interview with such a fierce-looking sergeant. He has to run around three streets.

The non-commissioned officer was originally very strict, but where did Chi Yan come from? He has very good eyesight. The hall is surrounded by glass and has a wide field of vision. He can see clearly, so he saw Chi Yan's delicate skin and tender flesh. , rosy, sweet-smelling pampered young master, instead of ridiculing him and driving him away as usual, he asked in surprise, "You...you escaped from a mental hospital?"

"Ah."

"Little poor, shall I find someone to send you back?"

"Ok?"

Chi Yan came to his senses: "Ah, no, you misunderstood. Although I came out of a mental hospital, it can be said that I have nothing to do with mental illness."

The non-commissioned officer had a mentally ill expression on his face.

It really took a lot of time for Chi Yan to get the non-commissioned officer to agree to give him the form to fill out. The non-commissioned officer asked him what he is good at and whether there is any branch he particularly wants to go to. Of course, the question is like this, and the assignment is all Randomly, when the physical examination report comes out, the system will arrange for him to go to the most suitable place without any human control. It's the same when Fu Yilan comes. Everyone is from the database, and there is no such thing as preferential treatment.

Chi Yan's people are all stagnant, what are they good at, good at fishing and paddling, delicious and lazy, okay?Are you good at arguing with your boyfriend?

Oh, but he thought of an advantage. After living for several rounds, his boyfriend can still keep a strong interest in him. When he sees him, he will be careless, and if he is not good, he will hold him on his lap as a decoration. Maybe he is too beautiful.

You said that this kind of advantage is not quite right no matter how you look at it. This is really enlisted in the army. What is the interstellar drama? It is a classic lot of people Huang Wen. Chi Yan firmly does not believe that his level is here. If he is really Huang Wen, he will not What about 1v1 with Fu Yilan?No way!He can grow!More than just a vase!

It's all because Fu Yilan hides everything from Chi Yan. In so many worlds, there are not a few people who are planning to attack Chi Yan. It's just that Fu Yilan's revenge is so fast that he can't hide his ears. Chi Yan didn't notice it at all, except Narcissistic and smug, in fact, he has no compulsion for himself, and he thought that he was a comedian sand sculpture, which could only make Fu Yilan desire him, so he did such a deadly behavior today.

Chi Yan hadn't thought about what to do if he and Fu Yilan couldn't get together. For a person like him who acted impulsively, this kind of thing was really something out of his mind. He couldn't think of it at all. The alpha origami plane, however, isn't exactly smart.

Chi Yan answered the sergeant's question about his strengths, and said, "I... am good at telling jokes."

The sergeant's eyes twitched, and he made a black humorous sarcasm: "You are so good at enlivening the atmosphere, I hope you have a funny posture when you die, so that everyone can have fun when they retreat."

Chi Yan was numb.

After filling out the form, Chi Yan went to the physical examination office to check his body. The machine poked him back and forth, and the light beam scanned his skin back and forth. I don't know if it was his own illusion, why the physical examination took so much longer than the previous applicants ah?

It wasn't his illusion. Chi Yan was indeed examined for a longer period of time. The doctor operated the machine repeatedly, confirmed repeatedly, and then took Chi Yan to an office, where the non-commissioned officer who was interviewing was also there.

They told Chi Yan together: "You are bisexual, kid."

Chi Yan was stunned. This... This, did he go to a certain flower market? ! !

The author has something to say: The monthly update is [-], the readers laugh haha

I was aggrieved when I saw the comments saying that I was fishing because I was in a relationship. I even have a female dog. In my life, I only love paper people!

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