Meiqiang's Miserable Sand Sculpture Self-Rescue Guide

Fu Yilan bit her teeth and refused to admit it: "Why did I lock you up at home on purpose, and I said that to others because I like you. Do you think I will pick someone at random and say that I slept with him? Am I so stupid?"

"How dare you pick someone else?!"

"I don't pick on people, I have an IQ freak, and getting involved with idiots will give me rashes."

"I'm stupid too! You always call me an idiot! Why don't you get rashes and die forever?!"

"I have double standards, no matter how stupid you are, you won't get rashes."

"go to hell!!"

Chi Yan finally found out where Fu Yilan's voice was coming from. Good guy, it's actually a landline that is broadcasting hands-free. God damn future interstellar landline, what kind of Renaissance is this? !

Chi Yan grabbed the receiver and cursed: "Aren't you so frustrated?! You said you installed something for me while I was asleep, and I thought you were so amazing. What kind of high technology did you install in my room? Got a landline! How did you get someone to sneak in and pretend??? You're insane! What a mess! You're crazy!"

"Is this important? Do you think that everyone in your family really listens to you? The ghost in your family answered my call for me. What's wrong with the landline? Now this is the only thing that is safest. Yours Dislike only shows your ignorance."

Chi Yan was silent for a while: "Fu Yilan, you are so smart, you have already figured out how to lock me up at home from the very beginning. No one is smarter than you. Dealing with idiots every day will definitely make you die early, right?"

"I'm dead, who are you going to find to support you?"

"I have a father!"

Fu Yilan let out a series of melodious low laughter: "You never thought about earning your own living, right?"

"It's none of your business, I won't support myself, I'll lie flat, and if no one feeds me, I'll starve myself to death."

"You are really talented."

Chi Yan dropped the handset, hung up the phone, opened the window, and planned to throw the old antique out, but came to the phone again, this phone must have been modified, the ringtone was not harsh at all, but the sound of bubbling, Chi Yan Yan was even cute, as expected of Fu Yilan's handwriting, so curious and childish.

"Don't call me anymore, I don't want to listen to you, you either find a way to get me out of the house, or we never see each other!"

Just as Fu Yilan uttered a vague syllable, Chi Yan interrupted mercilessly: "This time, don't think that I will be led by the nose obediently by you. If you want to lock me up and do something behind my back, I won't I will forgive you!"

"Chi Yan, don't you even have basic trust in me? I'm very sad. Do you think I'll cheat on you with other idiots? As I said, I'll get rash if I get too close to an idiot. "

"You are a hammer! You know what I mean! Don't change the subject, I won't be confused by your love words! What are you going to do this time by yourself? Do you want to fight Gundam or use a transforming device to become Ultra Man?"

"Chi Yan, you are so funny."

"Don't be funny! I'm so pissed off! I'm so pissed off!!"

"Yanyan, if you hang up the phone, you won't be able to listen to me anytime soon. This call is for one-time use."

Chi Yan immediately carried the landline back with great care, ran to bed, wrapped the quilt, and held the landline carefully, his temper softened: "Really? Then when will I see you... Why do you want to go out with me Cabinet, don’t you want to lock me up, what other reason do you have? Could it be that after being together for so long, I didn’t realize that you are a fool.”

Fu Yilan doesn't mind being scolded as "stupid", after all, I am a double-standard dog: "Why should I lock you up? There are no scourges outside. As I said, I did this because I like you. If I don't come out, you want me to be with you." Omega going on a blind date?"

"You are not allowed to have a blind date!!"

Fu Yilan thought: Hehe, you are being led by the nose.

"Then don't be angry with me, we've only been wearing it for a long time, do you just want to quarrel with me?"

Chi Yan murmured: "...I didn't think about it, you are too much. You just rely on me to cheat, won't your conscience ache? "

"Won't your conscience ache when you say this? I'll act as a humanoid cash machine for you, human massage—"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I can't stand it!!"

"You like oil."

"It's not this kind of oil! Others are Yousu, you are Oilcolor!"

"Hmph, you like everything I do, don't pretend to be me."

Chi Yan muffled: "It's really shameless."

The problem is that Fu Yilan is so arrogant and complacent, but what he said is right. Tu Cheng is like this, only his face is more handsome, his legs are longer, and his figure is better. Chi Yan thought to himself, maybe I am a superficial person!When Fu Yilan was an asshole, he just looked at his face, and most of his anger dissipated. It was much more difficult for him to waste such a hard time looking for a boyfriend than to meet eighteen relatives and parents holding a sign in the park to find his in-laws. But a boyfriend from metaphysics is hard to come by, he is so handsome, he is so handsome, he is good at living well, and he is trained to work hard the day after tomorrow if he is good at living, so it is too much to waste his life!

Chi Yan went to take out the small pocket watch hidden in the collar of the pajamas, and opened the cover. The inside was not a real dial, but a three-dimensional holographic portrait was thrown out. Is it Fu Yilan or who? Fu Yilan sent someone to Chi Yan while Chi Yan was asleep There was an earthy landline installed in the room, and Chi Yan secretly took twenty consecutive pictures of Fu Yilan while Fu Yilan was asleep. Chi Yan swiped through the twenty holographic projections, all of which were pictures of Fu Yilan's sleeping face. , so delicate, with a little red mole on the corner of his mouth, how could he just be able to talk?

Fu Yilan was also troubled by this, how could Chi Yan just be able to talk? Hearing him speak on the bed, if he hadn't had strong kidney function, he would have withered a thousand or eight hundred times.

No wonder it's a pair.

After admiring Fu Yilan's face, Chi Yan closed his pocket watch, that's all, don't be angry anymore, being handsome means you can do whatever you want.

"Aren't you angry anymore?"

"Hmph, it's okay."

"Then go to sleep, I'm calling just to listen to you."

Chi Yan was dazzled by his casual love words again, he was really caught off guard, the gentle brother Lan, compared with Fu Yilan's grass, has such a tempting power.

"...Don't hang up, you didn't say that the phone is a one-time use, you listen to me before I fall asleep and hang up."

"Ah."

Chi Yan hugged the landline and squinted for a long time. Fu Yilan really didn't hang it up. There was always the sound of breathing on the opposite side, which was faint and very sleep-promoting. Chi Yan knew that Fu Yilan would not tell him anything this time. There is a breakthrough here, how can he get words out of him, only being played around by him!

Chi Yan intends to follow him on the surface, and secretly think of a way to see if he can go out to see the situation. Dad watched him so closely, and Fu Yilan specially called to calm his emotions. What is there outside that he can't know? ?

Chi Yan made up his mind not to make Fu Yilan suspicious. If Fu Yilan became a little suspicious, he would be put into a cage by him and turned into a canary. , This flirting is from his true feelings, but there are ulterior motives, you can come to confuse me, can't you be turned back by me?

"...I'm really afraid of being separated from you, Brother Lan, I don't want to be separated from you, I like you."

Fu Yilan's breath was obviously a little messed up, Chi Yan was complacent, that's what he did to attack the earthy taste!

Fu Yilan's voice also became a little hoarse, and Chi Yan was so excited: "Hey, I won't be separated. If you like me, you have to say it every day. Don't call me trash every day."

"Brother Lan is a shame!"

"...It would be nice if you could sew your mouth shut."

"Do you dare to sew my mouth?"

"I don't dare. Your mouth is very useful besides eating, drinking and talking trash. How can I use it if it is sewn up."

Chi Yan's face was blushing. This guy didn't leave the car after a few words. Why was he obsessed with showing him a bunch of books and biological literature back then, which had already caused an irreparable impact!

Chi Yan really wanted to drop the phone, but he thought it was a one-off, so he didn't dare to drop it. He didn't hang up, bit his lip, and was very aggrieved.

Fu Yilan was still smiling softly on the other side, but the call was a one-time call, he hung up, and even the annoying Fu Yilan couldn't hear it anymore!

Fu Yilan couldn't hide her laughter more and more, Chi Yan got angry: "You are not allowed to laugh!!"

Fu Yilan: "You idiot, have you seen someone whose phone number is one-off, I think you not only like me, you love me so much, you can't help it, otherwise you will believe everything I say?"

"go to hell!!"

Chi Yan dropped the landline as he wished. He lay on the bed, breathing calmly. Although it ended in a quarrel again, he fought with Fu Yilan for several hours, and it was quite decompressed. Fu Yilan laughed at his voice, the sound of breathing, the smell of fart The voice was buzzing in his head, he did not expect to fall asleep after a while, which effectively cured his insomnia for several days.

Waking up the next day, under the sun, Chi Yan rubbed his eyes, stretched his waist, and turned his head to look. Damn, the broken landline has been replaced with a brand new one, which is beautifully placed on the table. Fu Yilan definitely arranged a traitor for his family!

Looking at the shiny landline, Chi Yan felt that Fu Yilan was mocking him.

"Xiaoyan, are you finally awake?"

Shu Jun came in wearing home clothes, with a very concerned expression on his face. The butler followed behind him, carrying breakfast, and still scrutinized Chi Yan with stern eyes.

Shu Jun carefully sat on the edge of Chi Yan's bed, touched Chi Yan's forehead, and his eyes were moist again: "Xiao Yan, you don't know how much you talked in your dreams yesterday, you were all scolding Fu Yilan, he must be bullying You are miserable, it's because Dad didn't protect you well, I thought about it carefully, you said you like him, you must be comforting me, I understand."

The housekeeper had already placed the small table with breakfast on Chi Yan's lap. Chi Yan was smiling and sweating while eating silently. He didn't intend to explain. There was no way to explain this.

The butler moved to the desk, and suddenly frowned, Chi Yan's heart rose. Damn it, the butler was touching Fu Yilan's mole phone!

Shu Jun also saw this thing and was very curious: "This decoration is quite unique~"

The butler picked up the receiver, and there was a sound of pupupu bubbling.

The serious old housekeeper laughed: "Haha, it's really unique. Few people may recognize this kind of antique now, but it's said that high-level offices can still use it."

Chi Yan was even more heartbroken at the time, Fu Yilan wouldn't have dragged the landline from the high-level office to him, right?And then just to flirt? ?

A bit dark humor.

After Chi Yan finished his meal, the servants surrounded him and dressed him up. With such a big battle, Chi Yan was puzzled, is he going out?He has been wearing pajamas for half a month.

Shu Jun held his arm and replied: "Xiao Yan, follow me to the hospital for a checkup."

"Huh? Why? I'm in good health!"

Shu Jun's eyes were wet again, and he turned his face away: "Xiao Yan, don't be so sensible, tell me if you have any difficulties, I know that you have left a shadow on your mind, after all... after all...you were ruined by that little beast... …If you go on like this, you will get Stockholm Syndrome.”

Chi Yan broke out in cold sweat again, his father's misunderstanding of his son-in-law was getting bigger and bigger, but what to do.

Chi Yan got into the car wearing a hat, mask, and sunglasses, and walked through the inconspicuous side door, just to avoid the paparazzi who were chasing him. He always thought that Shu Jun was going to take him to see a psychiatrist, thinking about him with a big head How should he respond to show that he really has no psychological shadow over Fu Yilan, and that he is still enjoying it?

As a result, when he got out of the car, Chi Yan was stunned. What the hell came to the reproductive department, and it was the hospital that bought the most promotions. A few days ago he went online and saw a video of this hospital treating infertility. What about advertising?