Meiqiang's Miserable Sand Sculpture Self-Rescue Guide

"Xiao Zhuo? Why are you calling me so late?"

"Huh...huh...I have to go to class during the day."

"... have classes during the day, so call me at 09:30 in the evening? Do you see any logic in that?"

"No, I didn't expect it to be 09:30 either!"

"Xiao Zhuo, what are you breathing for? What are you doing?"

"Uh...that's why I called you..."

Chi Yan had a bad premonition, he heard the sound of wind blowing from Xiao Zhuo's side.

And Fu Yilan hasn't come back at this point, it's really weird, it's been like this recently, making Chi Yan lonely.

"Aren't you home?"

"...that's why I called you."

"...Don't be a fool, okay, what happened to you, why did you call me?"

Xiao Zhuo paused for a few seconds, his tone weakened, because he was not sure: "To be honest, Chi Yan, although you don't want to tell me anything, I think I have the best relationship with you. Thinking of you, of course I am not forcing you to help me, if you find it troublesome—"

Chi Yan: "Don't say these words, why is your voice still trembling when I hear it? What difficulties did you encounter, why didn't you tell your father first? "

"My dad is afraid of heights."

"...Are you going on a manned rocket now?"

"Hahahaha, Chi Yan didn't see that you are really humorous!"

"Convinced! How can you still laugh!"

"Here's the thing...someone told me there was a cat stuck in the top ledge in the school clock tower, and I was like, uh, I went to rescue the cat."

Although Fu Yilan always laughed at Chi Yan as an idiot sand sculpture, but this scoring situation, and being with Xiao Zhuo, Chi Yan really felt his IQ like never before.

So the idiots that Fu Yilan likes are those who are not too idiots, those who are sand sculptures, and those who have double standards. A real idiot like Xiao Zhuo can't let Fu Yilan accept Chi Yan pressing Fu Yilan's head. This is called the polarized reaction of IQ.

In Xiao Zhuo's short sentence, Chi Yan could hear something was wrong, the cat was stuck on the small window sill on the top of the clock tower, what's the matter with Xiao Zhuo?Why did you tell Xiao Zhuo?Who told Xiao Zhuo?Listening to the whistling wind on the opposite side, it is extremely cold at high places, working at heights?Doesn't he think it's dangerous?

"...you went alone?"

"hold head high."

"Who told you to go?"

"I don't know them. They looked anxious and said that a kitten was stuck upstairs."

"...You didn't know each other, so you followed them?"

"Well, why don't you go? That's a kitten! Kittens can't get stuck upstairs!"

What Xiao Zhuo said made Chi Yan not know where to complain. After Xiao Zhuo finished speaking, there was really a cat meowing. Chi Yan rubbed the center of his brows, took a deep breath, and prepared himself mentally: "You saved the cat?"

"Uh, so be it."

"? What do you mean??"

"Meaning, I saved the cat, and then I got stuck here too, ha ha ha."

Chi Yan really knelt down. He has been in contact with Xiao Zhuo for so long, and he has never seen that the little protagonist suffers. This silly Baitian who is full of the aura of the protagonist has the potential to do such a thing.

Chi Yan's voice trembled a little, the school's clock tower was the tallest in this city, and Xiao Zhuo was squatting on the top with the cat in his arms. Whenever something happened, Xiao Zhuo would really become a paper man, a physical paper man.

"You, is there a fence on your windowsill?"

"Ah, yes, yes."

Chi Yan made a snack.

"It's only as tall as half my calf hahahahaha."

Chi Yan vomited blood.

"Did you call the fire department? Hurry up and call the police uncle to save you?"

"...You're right. I got out to save the kitten, but the window was blown shut by the wind. I got stuck here for half an hour. It's very evil. The window can't be opened at all. I don't want my dad to worry. Well, the butler called me, and I said that I was studying with my classmates, and asked him to pick me up later..."

"You should tell him the truth!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L L L L L L L I CALL THE POLICE UNCLE

Chi Yan got out of bed, walked to the door, and held the doorknob: "Don't hang up first, and don't call the police. When I come, remember not to tell anyone that you are stuck there, you know?"

He had gone through Fu Yilan's words ten thousand times intimidating, coercing, coercing, and not allowing him to go out. He didn't expect that such a situation would happen. On Xiao Zhuoka, even if the firefighters came, it would not be safe. After all, Chi Yan was a magical and realistic creature. Parents gave birth to mortal fetuses, and they took the risk to save Xiao Zhuo. In the worst case, something went wrong, so it was nothing.

But what is Chi Yan?He's the Powerpuff Girls.

Chi Yan hesitated for a few seconds, but still opened the door. He seemed to be stared at by 1 eyes. Out of the 1 eyes, 9998 belonged to Fu Yilan. Why not 9999, because a pair of eyes is an even number.

"Brother Lan, this is a special situation. Don't be angry if you know."

He also said: "Haha, it's useless if you are angry, you can only ignore me, but I talk a lot of bullshit."

Xiao Zhuo: "You are obviously with Fu Yilan and you are talking to yourself that it is his name! Don't admit it! Only I consider you a good friend, and you don't think so! You don't want to tell me anything! "

Chi Yan: "I am here to save you single-handedly now, do you dare to say that I don't regard you as a good friend?"

Xiao Zhuo: "...I'm sorry Chi Yan, are you really here to save me?"

"Ah."

Xiao Zhuo: "... Actually, let me tell you a little secret. When Li Jili and I went to the hospital to visit classmate Fu Yilan, we saw you poking Fu Yilan's mouth on the window sill upstairs, so I think you might be able to climb up, but you don't have to. Pop my mouth, just save me..."

Chi Yan: "...Xiao Zhuo!! Are you pretending to be stupid?!!"

Xiao Zhuo: "I'm not stupid, okay, I just have a slower reaction time than you guys. It can't be called stupid, it can only be said that I'm not very good at some things."

When Chi Yan went downstairs, there was a long and rich fragrance everywhere, which made him want to throw away his mind and focus on cooking, but with the nourishment of Fu Yilan's love, Chi Yan could see more clearly than ever, knowing what he wanted, what he wanted Why, for example, now, he knows that the scent is blood, and he also knows why everything turns blue when he sees it. It is because he is a vampire who is color-blind, and he knows what he is doing better.

He has the right to choose, even Fu Yilan can't control him in this regard, how can he blindly make a one-size-fits-all decision.

Chi Yan kept in touch with Xiao Zhuo all the time, it didn't take long for him to go to the clock tower, and he didn't have to worry about the power of his mobile phone.

Tell me again and again: "I will quietly get you down without anyone noticing, when the time comes, you should go home quickly, and don't run around with strangers in the future. I really admire you, you still know how to ask me to save you, how can you Don’t know how to have a longer memory??”

"Oh, my hands and feet didn't keep up with my brain. When my brain caught up, I was squatting outside the window."

"Then your brain is really exhausted."

"... Do I think those strangers are cheating on me?? I feel that they all know each other, so why did they drag me there? I love furry animals so much, I really can't refuse them."

"You just found out, Xiao Zhuo, don't you think that the people who bullied you before are here to trick you again?"

"They haven't punished me for a long time."

Chi Yan was startled. Whoever bullied Xiao Zhuo in the past, he lost his mind and felt that others were robbing him for food, and then lost his mind and scratched those people. Behind him was Fu Yilan who wiped his ass and caught him back , if he didn't scratch people, he would feel terrible about this matter, why those people are so courageous to bully Xiao Zhuo now?

Maybe it was because he had been absent from school for a long time, Xiao Zhuo was bullied again without him watching.

The key point of this conclusion is, is it possible for these people to realize that it is he who is looking at Xiao Zhuo and connects the strange thing that tickles people to him?

When Chi Yan thought of this, everyone went inside the school, the bell tower was under, and it was pitch black above, and he couldn't even go up to the lights below. Half of the tower was swallowed in the mouth of the night sky, and he couldn't see it with his night vision eyes. Where is Xiao Zhuo squatting.

Damn, it's all here, and I can't go back.

He also saw Xiao Zhuo's father when he entered the school. He was looking around with the housekeeper, teacher, and security guards. Chi Yan understood that the phone line between him and Xiao Zhuo was busy. , let them worry.

He has to move swiftly, if Xiao Zhuo's father came here and saw him crawling on the waist of the tower, it would be hard to explain.

No wonder there is a risk of being exposed in the final chapter, isn't it a risk, it's a choice of fate!

Chi Yan was so angry, he was still waiting for the salted fish to change the world, and there was no such thing as a pie!

He rolled up his sleeves and jumped briskly, just like a blue sheep, a little gap can make him feel like a fish in water. To be honest, Chi Yan is quite reluctant to part with this ability, but with this ability he can only climb Fu Yilan's wall easily, and The protagonist of other people's books to save the world is really a qualitative difference.

He was wearing wired earphones, with his mobile phone in his pocket, and continued chatting with Xiao Zhuo while climbing. Not to mention Xiao Zhuo was nervous, he was also nervous, how could he have climbed so high in his sanity.

"I have some news for you. I saw your dad coming."

"what?!!"

"If your dad finds you stuck here, will he clean you up? He's so big."

"No, he will cry and scream down there, so I don't want him to know!"

"Now I know what sect you are from."

Xiao Zhuo understood the words: "What's the matter, mother! I think it's pretty good, I like it! And I like my dad like this!"

Chi Yan immediately admitted his mistake, he was just joking, and didn't want to poke Xiao Zhuo's pain point: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to laugh at you, don't be angry, I'll liven up the atmosphere, and, besides, I've even dressed as a woman... so much Get up, your rank is still not as high as mine..."

"Hahahaha, I saw it too, the skirt you wore that day poked Fu Yilan's mouth!"

"Grass!!"

Chi Yan: "Where are you exactly?"

Xiao Zhuo: "I sent you a location, you can take a look."

At that time, Chi Yan's mind was blown stupid by the cold wind around the tower, so he really took out his phone to check, goddamn you have arrived at your destination.

"...The positioning you posted is really useful."

"Oh, I forgot, the map doesn't show altitude, wait a minute, I'll shake the compass on my phone."

"Don't shake it, I don't distinguish between south, east and north."

"Coincidentally, I don't know the difference, no wonder we are good friends, a bunch of idiots."

"..."

Chi Yan didn't want to save him.

He intends to use the carpet to search for strategies. The building gets thinner as he goes up to the top. It is not difficult for him to go around it, but he cannot look back. To be honest, he is also afraid of heights, and he is afraid of such extreme heights.

"...Xiao Zhuo, you and Li Jili saw me like that, why didn't you move at all?"

"? What should we do? We have always felt that you are not normal. That day, we were completely convinced that you were not normal. Wouldn't it be fine if we knew?"

Chi Yan was startled in his heart, it's really rare to have friends who can accept your abnormality, and he even met two.

Xiao Zhuo dismissed him: "I can accept it anyway, but Li Jili said he was looking at Fu Yilan's face, he thought you had hot eyes, so he went back with his eyes covered, and ate the fruit he bought for Fu Yilan himself. "

Chi Yan: "...you don't need to tell me thank you."

But after a while of silence, he became more serious, and said "thank you" to Xiao Zhuo, and Xiao Zhuo understood, thanking them for not reporting him, Xiao Zhuo didn't say anything, Chi Yan really doesn't think Xiao Zhuo is stupid now, this A fool can figure out what he should understand.

When Chi Yan saw Xiao Zhuo who was hugging the cat and huddled in the narrow corner of the window sill, he heaved a sigh of relief, and Xiao Zhuo stretched out his thumb: "You are awesome!"

Patta, Chi Yan was illuminated by a circle of light, which originated from the flashlight and the light from the mobile phone, cluster after cluster, all gathered on him.

Several windows around suddenly opened, including Xiao Zhuana's, which was still for one second, and screamed and cursed for the next second. It turned out that these people were crowded behind this window waiting for Chi Yan to come.

Chi Yan had a feeling that it was so, but he was relieved and rushed towards Xiao Zhuo.