Meiqiang's Miserable Sand Sculpture Self-Rescue Guide

When Chi Yan fell asleep, he would bite Fu Yilan's neck. Of course it wasn't a real bite. Like a cat teasing its owner, the tips of its teeth protruded and scraped on the skin. Meat pit, but his nature is exposed, it is easy to be indifferent, this is not fabricated out of thin air, because Fu Yilan played with him because of Chi Yan, the large and small tooth marks bitten by Chi Yan on his body, with two canine teeth are irreversible The skin trauma is evidence of incomparable tragedy, and the shoulders and arms are the key affected areas.

Supplementary note, a certain muscle below the neck and above the abdominal muscles is also a key affected area, so it should not be described too much.

Fu Yilan was inexperienced in cutting Chi Yan's nails at the beginning, and the cuts were as sharp as the edges of newly opened paper, which dug a lot of marks on him. Later, he fully grasped the key points of raising domestic monsters, and knew that he had to give Chi Yan a nail file. Grinding the nails, the situation is a little better.

Just bite him and play.

Anyone who owns a cat knows this feeling. The only difference may be that many cat owners read articles on Ge Youlai, and Fu Yilan raises a cat and gives him a partner. They cannot be considered the same!

Fu Yilan has thought about buying a breastplate online and wearing it when going home to sleep, otherwise Chi Yan would bite him when he fell asleep, after all, there are no bones to bite here, Chi Yan loves to bite, Fu Yilan doesn't care if he gives himself an arm around his neck He made traces on his body, he showed a smug look when he was playing basketball, and looked at the envious expressions of the golfers around him who didn't dare to ask questions. It was no different from the medals he had won in some world before, and they were all worth showing off.

But what's wrong with biting his pectoralis major, he can't play basketball and show it here, not to mention the pectoralis major, Fu Yilan slightly lifted the hem of his clothes to let the inner abdominal muscles wait for an opportunity to move, so Chi Yan made fun of him Face, don't talk to him for three hours, say something that makes him talk about masculinity.

"If you do this again, hum, it's your own problem that you will be molested in the future!"

"Boys can't show so much!"

"You walk at night like this, I won't save you!!"

Chi Yan was biting his pectoralis major again, Fu Yilan scolded him: "Don't bite here, do you want to be spanked?"

If you keep a pet with a wild temper, you have to beat it if you should, otherwise you have a father, and you still call him your son, and the generations are messed up.

Chi Yan just closed his teeth. He didn't know how different his canine teeth were from normal people at all, so he muttered dissatisfiedly: "It's been a long time, and the relationship has faded." "The ten-year itch was actually condensed into two days. "

Fu Yilan was speechless, Chi Yan was so critical, and he was asked to obey the law, be seduced every day without wavering, and abide by male virtues. Chi Yan did have too many keys, and he was not worthy of male virtues.

"How long have you known me? Ten years have been condensed into two days."

"...I really can't remember this. We're not living a normal timeline. How do you count?"

Chi Yan suddenly had a particularly romantic and bold idea. If time can't be measured at all, it's okay to say that he and Fu Yilan have been engaged in a 1000-2000-year relationship.

"Chi Yan, stop biting, can you put yourself in another place?"

"Think in another place?" Chi Yan blushed, touched his flat chest, and muttered: "It's also...it's not impossible...you lighten...ah!"

Get spanked.

Chi Yan hummed a few times in dissatisfaction, and coaxed Fu Yilan: "I don't try hard, be good."

"It doesn't work if you don't try hard."

"Why are you so particular, cut my nails, don't let me do this, don't let me do that, I'm expressing your emotions."

Fu Yilan sneered.

Why is he attacking as a beauty and strong, didn't he bully his shou whose eyes were red from crying every day, didn't let his shou have marks all over his body, didn't he make his shou so rogue that he would shrink at the foot of the bed when he saw him, trembling all over, being let down by him When you are a hooligan, you know how to be addicted to Modo Modo?

Why did he and Chi Yan come in the opposite direction? ?

When Fu Yilan and Chi Yan met for the first time, they also made great efforts to play hooligans on Chi Yan. It seems that his rank is too low. Chi Yan was not familiar with him at the time, so he acted reservedly, haha Hehe, how did Fu Yilan know that Chi Yan had a 24g notebook and "study materials" in his mind? ? ?

Although Fu Yilan hadn't studied the BL world view much, there was no world for him to gallop at that time, and he came to this world of leisure, entertainment and love, no kidding, Fu Yilan also read the hot sweet articles very carefully, the goddammit is like Chi Yan In addition to being beautiful, Chi Yan has a hot element in his body.

Chi Yan narrowed his eyes: "Why do I feel that you despise me?"

Fu Yilan: "No, I just didn't expect my mate selection preferences to be distracted by you."

Chi Yan: "What do you mean? What do you mean by being sidetracked? What was your preference in choosing a spouse before? Tell me, let me listen carefully, hehe, maybe I will learn to make you happy."

Fu Yilan was happy to see Chi Yan's expression of wanting to kill his mother, but when it comes to the previous criteria for choosing a spouse, the "before" was a long time ago. He was in a very bad mood at the time, and asked the system to play some videos for him, of course it wasn't that kind To be honest, what Fu Yilan usually likes to watch are inscrutable stuff, and he really has never been exposed to sand sculptures.

Brother Fu just wants to add a little liveliness to his serious Long Aotian, but he is used to the daily life, and he has a brain for sand sculptures, which should be the last thing to watch with his brains. First of all, he is Yan Gou, a comedian In order to amplify the sense of humor, many will deliberately play the buffoon, as we all know, Chaplin is a beautiful and handsome guy.

What Brother Fu wants is a handsome Chaplin who doesn't wear a size 50 leather boy.

Searching hard, breaking through the iron shoes and finding nowhere - of course, it refers to the system, if you can't find a movie that meets Long Aotian Fu's satisfaction, it will be at risk of being formatted at any time.

at last.

Chi Yan made a grand debut in countless meteor-like data, broke through the encirclement like a bamboo shoot, and won the heart of a young girl who had never been in the spring of Brother Fu. The world is not too popular, but it is also a friend of middle-aged and elderly women.

Brother Fu, I am satisfied.

If you have nothing to do, just watch Chi Yan's nonsense, it's so beautiful, it's not a problem if the jokes fail, people are beautiful, and everything is right, Fu Yilan and Chi Yan are essentially the same-see the color and act! !

When Fu Yilan used Chi Yan's resources, of course, they were not that kind of resources. Chi Yan hadn't planned to go into the sea yet. He wasn't very popular, but he wasn't poor enough to sell himself. Although Chi Yan didn't wear books, he really thought about himself. Is it possible that there may be a small movie issue? He has a lonely and widowed physique, but he always feels that there is a handsome guy who is shocking and weeping ghosts and gods. He is neither Neptune nor clean. Where is Mauritius or Europa? he.

According to Chi Yan's more than 20 years of life experience, this handsome guy is hard to find!It looks clean and clean, in fact!

In case his smart eyes misunderstood the handsome guy, trust him sincerely, and the next day the whole network will be full of his little movies, that's it!

Then Brother Fu directly kills to clear the network, and then physically clears the slag.

Fortunately, Chi Yan followed his intuition and insisted on himself. No matter how handsome he was, he couldn't seduce him for a night of spring night. People in the circle commented that he was a widow, and Chi Yan's anger was farting. The emperor paid off, and he endured loneliness. Brother Fu is here.

Chi Yan wiped away tears, damn, no matter how handsome you are, can you be as handsome as Fu Yilan? !Finally he waited for it! !

Therefore, Fu Yilan's initial preference in choosing a mate was Chi Yan. Across the screen, regardless of touch screen or LCD TV, Chi Yan was an actor and Fu Yilan was an audience. Some things were artistically exaggerated, and some things were staged.

Fu Yilan had made up her mind at the time that when choosing a mate, not to mention that she and Chi Yan were not too different in appearance, they had to be exactly the same, and their personalities had to be reproduced one-to-one.

So that's where it is now.

Chi Yan stuck to him, stared at him, with sharp teeth and sharp nails, and would bite him if he didn't say anything to pass the test. This is the buyer's show.

Fu Yilan opened her mouth, preparing for an answer: "My previous preference in choosing a mate was..."

Chi Yan's eyes were sharp, he gritted his teeth, and asked if Fu had an ex that he didn't know about. He's not such an unreasonable person. It's not that he can't have an ex. He is a mature adult with correct values ​​and a good attitude , people are generous, so Fu Yilan can't have an ex.

"No, I didn't want to choose a mate before, I just wanted to ruin everything."

Chi Yan shuddered, this answer cannot be faked, it was too much for Fu Yilan's character, it was too much for Wang Mang.

"Then what's wrong with your mate selection preferences now?"

Fu Yilan said without hesitation, "You are like this."

Chi Yan twisted up, and punched Fu Yilan's chest: "I hate it, Brother Lan, you are glib, puff, hee hee."

Fu Yilan: "You are so disgusting."

"Fuck!! Do you understand the atmosphere?! I don't understand the style!!"

Chi Yan was made obedient by Fu Yilan's straight man's tone, and the sea king's level of flirting, so he couldn't bear to bite Fu Yilan, well, he couldn't help it at all.

"No, Brother Lan, my teeth are so itchy, I want to bite something."

"Don't bite."

"I don't really try hard."

"You can bite the legs of the bed. I saw it. It's iron and thin. It's suitable for grinding your teeth."

"I don't bite the legs of the bed!!"

"Are you going to bite me?"

"Then I'll bite someone else."

"you dare."

"Hahaha, ahhh, I'm coming to bite you!! No one will break your throat if you scream—"

Fu Yilan stuck Chi Yan's chin and pinched Chi Yan's face. His posture was too skillful. After all, he had to grab Chi Yan like this dozens of times every day.

It's not convenient for Chi Yan to speak. Seeing Fu Yilan's malicious smile, his eyes were full of evil. He was drunk again. As expected of Brother Lan, it really makes one's legs weak when he is bad!

Fu Yilan said, "You can bite other things."

"Ah, what?" Chi Yan's voice was a little out of tune because his face was stuck.

Fu Yilan stopped talking, always being so meaningful and long-lasting, with bad water flowing in his eyes, he smiled and stared at him carefully.

The old driver Chi Yan fully understands, good guy, Fu Yilan let him play this puzzle game! !

Chi Yan was crushed across the face by a truck of dozens of tons.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"