Meiqiang's Miserable Sand Sculpture Self-Rescue Guide

The reason why Chi Yan took care of him like this, Xiao Zhuo didn't think it was their iron-like brotherhood at all, except that earlier Chi Yan suddenly burst out with supernatural power and knocked down two generals in the sports class with a basketball, this time Chi Yan saved him really from his own heart Sincerely, but taking care of him afterwards will make people feel creepy from the inside out.

For example, when Chi Yan enters the 400-year alarming mode, Xiao Zhuo eats his own lunch, and Chi Yan will supervise him. If Xiao Zhuo picks out the carrots he doesn't like the most, Chi Yan will pick them up one by one, " Smiling at him with a "pleasant look":

"Eat them all, picky eaters are not good for your health."

Although this kind of description is a bit too much for his mother to meddle in her own business, Xiao Zhuo swears that Chi Yan definitely did not intend to care for his classmates. Yan will smile more cheerfully, and if he loses weight, Chi Yan will become fierce, and his smile is full of sternness:

"Why did you lose two catties and six taels? It's not good, it's not a good boy."

"Damn it, you can tell how much weight I've lost with your eyes???"

"It's okay."

"The way you describe my fat in two pounds makes me think you're talking about pork."

"Humph."

So Chi Yan supervised him to eat carrots, Xiao Zhuo hugged himself tightly: "But you are good at picking up carrots!!"

"What's wrong with picking it up by hand?"

"You didn't wash your hands when you went to the bathroom!"

"I don't need to go to the bathroom."

Xiao Zhuo stared at him in astonishment, it was difficult to understand Chi Yan's serious expression, was he joking, and the biology book didn't mention whether people can not excrete? ?

Recently, the relationship with Fu Yilan has eased a little. Fu Yilan will not stare at him anymore. Sometimes Fu Yilan will show a very pitiful look to him if he accidentally meets his eyes. Xiao Zhuo feels that the relationship between himself and Yilan is considered to be of quality It seems that although I anonymously helped Chi Yan convey my sincerity and affection to Yilan, but in the dark, I also drew closer the irreconcilable relationship between myself and Yilan.

This is called fate!

So Xiao Zhuo naturally found Yilan's account number. Speaking of which, it was Chi Yan who added it for him. Of course, it was the normal plastic-flavored Chi Yan who asked him to contact Fu Yilan more with a cold face. For the question, I asked Fu Yilan, and told him righteously that Fu Yilan was a particularly helpful classmate, Xiao Zhuo nodded and agreed.

I don't know why, Chi Yan showed a relieved expression, Xiao Zhuo was a little sad, it seems that he is really too stupid, being friends with Chi Yan and Fu Yilan has become a burden that drags down their IQs!

Chi Yan: No, every time you ask me a question, I have to glue it to Fu Yilan again. It's really a waste of time and network cables. Now that the problem has been solved from the source, don't ask me again! ! !To bother Fu Yilan, to bother him, I really don't know how to ride a horse! ! !

Because Fu Yilan was willing to ease the relationship with him, Xiao Zhuo succeeded in being promoted to Fu Yilan's □□friend position, and asked Fu Yilan many questions. Fu Yilan deserves to be three points higher than Xueshen School's Caochi Yanyue exam, and his answers are actually better than Xueshen Chiyan's. Quick, snapped it to him.

Xiao Zhuo just can't figure it out, is it a copybook that all the gods practiced? ?It turned out to be like this, Chi Yan also wrote this type of font, and Fu Yilan also wrote this type of font, so their grades are super good, so that's how it is.

It wasn't until three months later that Xiao Zhuo also practiced Fu Yilan's high imitation characters, but he dropped the chemistry paper, and the total score on it was still only one score for answering the question! !Not at all! !

Xiao Zhuo, who knows nothing now, continues to practice Fu Yilan's chic dragon and snake characters. By the way, he briefly summarizes Chi Yan's situation into a question, privately knocking on Yilan's classmate:

[Student Yilan, hello~~ [Love] [Love] It turns out that people can also not excrete! 】

You have been removed as a friend by the other party.

Xiao Zhuo understood that people really need to excrete.

But this was only known after Chi Yan forced him to eat carrots.

"But you are not satisfied that I have lost weight. Yilan has lost a lot of weight. Why don't you dislike him?"

Chi Yan's expression was stunned, as if he had heard something terrible and contrary to the norms of human ethics: "He? How could I dislike him? How can it be? He is so fleshy, and in my eyes he is also Helios, just like the sun , Just, the kind of eyes that can't be opened, it's too dazzling, alas, if he loses a lot of flesh, in my eyes, he is also a muse, do you understand? Can you understand? "

Xiao Zhuo shook his head.

Chi Yan was salivating again to search for Fu Yilan. Fu Yilan never stayed in class to eat, but would run to the school fence, separated from his friends by the fence, leaning against the turquoise vine covered with flower vines so handsomely. Rusty iron fence, holding a love bento that no one knows, but actually made by Chi Yan himself, listening to Li Jili talking about the mountains outside the railing.

In this scene, uniforms are uniformed in the school, and Li Jili always has the illusion that he is here to visit the prison.

Then they used to take away the big fish and meat that Chi Yan gave Fu Yilan through the railing. Chi Yan saw it and was not angry, because he has now switched to the idiot mode, muttering, eating so little, I have to give He does more, hissing, why does he even look so handsome while eating?As expected of the man I like.

Taking advantage of Chi Yan's nympho towards Fu Yilan downstairs, Xiao Zhuo hunched over to the trash can, threw carrots in one by one, and said with emotion: "Damn it, who is Helios? Russian?"

Xiao Zhuo no longer brings love bento to Chi Yan, Chi Yan will not eat in front of him at all, and will stare at him when he brings Yilan, why bother, Chi Yan has some new quirks now, Xiao Zhuo It won't be strange anymore, let's put it this way, there is an inkstone stuffed in the corner of the word eccentricity.

The relationship between Chi Yan and Fu Yilan is even more unpredictable. Xiao Zhuo thought that he was such an assist. After dating at the hot pot restaurant, the two should have a qualitative leap, but it seems that the relationship between himself and classmate Yilan has been promoted unexpectedly. ? ?

Fu Yilan: Since you only want to match Chi Yan and me, then you are not my enemy, Fu Yilan.

It just doesn't make sense.

Xiao Zhuo has been overwhelmed by the matter of Chi Yan.

Until one weekend, he and his father Huabi watched the channel of getting rich in the countryside. The content of this issue is about how to raise pigs and earn millions a year. Seeing the pig farmers holding the growing piglets, they are full of excitement and feasting The anticipation of - "This piglet is not for sale, I plan to use it to make roast suckling pig for my wife on her birthday!"

The smiling face on the TV screen was exactly the same as Chi Yan's. Damn it, Chi Yan looked at his expression as if he was looking at a little suckling pig that was about to grow up and put on the grill!

Xiao Zhuo reads a lot of legends of ghosts and monsters. He is exposed to rain and dew both at home and abroad, and he is in adolescence, so it is easy to think wildly and believe randomly. He has mastered the whole process of cause and effect, and immediately found Fu Yilan's birthday from the friend information column, and he was relieved.

Fortunately, it was winter vacation, so Chi Yan couldn't make roast suckling pig for his wife.

At some point, Fu Yilan's terrifying buddies found him. His hair was shaved short and dyed golden, and he was placed in their school. The scissors that had been sealed away by the dean for many years were about to come out of their sheaths, and they were close to his scalp to cut him clean.

When Xiao Zhuo met Fu Yilan's brothers, they all knew to take a detour, but he deliberately came to find him, how could he avoid it?

The other party reported his name: "Li Jili."

Xiao Zhuo shrank into the corner, smiled dryly, his eyes erratic: "You are also lucky! You are also lucky!"

Li Jili: Absolutely, Brother Lan is right, this guy is really an idiot.

"No, don't be nervous, I'll come to you and ask something."

Xiao Zhuo thought to himself, he has already sent blessings to himself, maybe people are not as scary as they look, so he calmed down a little: "...what's wrong?"

"Don't you think Chi Yan looks a little strange?"

"...Ah? What kind of strange?" Strange stuffed him, which one are you asking?

"It's that he will urge you to eat, and you don't like to eat—"

"He forced you to eat too, didn't he?"

"No, he doesn't let me eat big fish and meat, let me eat more vegetables and less spicy noodles."

"Ah? Why does he still treat them differently?"

"Did he dislike you for getting fat recently?"

Xiao Zhuo was surprised: "Well, how could this happen? He dislikes me for losing weight."

Li Jili scratched his head: "Fuck, he puts it here to raise pigs!! He wants you to be fat and fat, and wants me to make lean meat. Fuck, there is no such insult!"

Li Jili muttered that he was going to complain to Brother Lan, and went back home when Xiao Zhuo stopped him.

"What?"

"Do you know what's going on with them? Are they on good terms??"

"Who are you?"

"Student Yilan and Chi Yan."

Seeing Xiao Zhuo's eagerness to hug his grandson, Li Jili said, "It's none of your business!"

Xiao Zhuo was frightened to death, and when he contacted Chi Yan about his and Li Jili's pig raising experiment, he felt even more chills down his spine. Why is everything different this semester?

Fu Yilan watched Chi Yan choose Li Jili and Xiao Zhuo as food reserves, and he really let him bite their necks, which is not the same as biting himself, although feeding Chi Yan also made him bleed profusely. But not to the point of fatality, anyway, the first mouthful of hemoglobin that Chi Yan drank was his, and he actually had a baby bird complex for him.

If Fu Yilan got a little injury or got a little sick, Chi Yan would still wipe tears sadly. He quite liked watching it, what a clingy baby.

No matter how obedient Chi Yan was to him, he had to look into his eyes when he sucked his blood. He fell in love with an alien planet, but in essence he was a little monster with sharper teeth and better ability to climb trees , Climbing stairs is no problem.

In order to reduce his aggressiveness, Fu Yilan cut his nails every day. They were short. Chi Yan thought he was too particular, but they would grow long the next day. Fu Yilan patiently cut his nails again. Yan didn't know.

Chi Yan's canine teeth are close to maturity, sharp and sharp, and it is very likely that he will not be able to see him.

At this moment, Fu Yilan fell ill and went to the hospital.