Meiqiang's Miserable Sand Sculpture Self-Rescue Guide

Fu Yilan replied: "You just wanted to find grass."

Fu Yilan's expression was so serious that it was hard to believe that such vulgar words really came out of his mouth, so raw and unpolished that Chi Yan was petrified on the spot.

Chi Yan looked at his wet body, and there really was such a meaning.

Fu Yilan pointed to the bathroom, intending to let him use it. This time, he didn't touch Chi Yan at all, and even kept a distance of one meter from Chi Yan when he turned around. .

Chi Yan thinks that Fu Yilan may be afraid of his hooligans, and is willing to bow down.

Chi Yan drenched under the shower for a long time, trying to wake up his chaotic head, but it didn't work. He remembered rubbing Fu Yilan's back just now. The more he saw Brother Lan's smoldering back, the more he looked up, and then - swayed God, I'm already squatting outside the bathroom.

really weird.

He has been doing this quite frequently recently, and he can't remember what he did when he was in a hurry.

Turning off the shower, the original heat in the bathroom dissipated, and even the air was a cool color. The water droplets on the half-length mirror melted like ice and snow in spring, making the mirror like a clear lake.

Chi Yan looked at himself inside, feeling a sudden sense of strangeness, the bones were still there, but it was not at all the same as the salted fish Chi Yan in the white and tender greenhouse, the temperament was different from the inside out, like A figure made out of ice, not to mention his friends in reality, his mother can't even recognize him here.

Recognition of acquaintances is really not necessarily face recognition, first recognize a feeling, and then focus on judging from the face when the feeling is right. Like Chi Yan, acquaintances pass him at the first sight when they see him, and they are already with that heartless The sand sculptures and inkstones are completely irrelevant. He looks like a kid with kidney deficiency and Internet addiction who has been cultivating immortality in an Internet cafe for three months.

Of course, the appearance is not discounted at all, which made Chi Yan admire: "It looks really protective, wonderful."

Chi Yan admired his own appearance in the mirror. Look at the distinct ribs. No matter how thin it is, it will destroy the beauty. The belly is flat, even to the thinnest waistline. It is amazingly narrow, Chi Yan turned Turning around, it's not the same world as Brother Lan's masculine inverted triangle. His butterfly bones look as beautiful and fragile as butterflies.

—It’s not in vain at all, and has a rare and charming curve among teenagers.

Chi Yan touched his curves, and looked in the mirror in admiration, how could Brother Lan refuse such a cute person?

How on earth did he find grass with Brother Lan?

—I have no impression at all.

Chi Yan was stunned for a while, and he found that he was taking a cold shower, and the heating in the bathroom was almost useless, and hot water was needed to work.

Chi Yan forgot to turn it into hot water, but he didn't feel cold at all.

When Chi Yan went to bed, Chi Yan didn't want to talk because of embarrassment, and played with his mobile phone absent-mindedly, while Fu Yilan concentrated on reading his information books, and everyone had different thoughts.

He lost his mobile phone wearily, his popularity in this world is really best described as lonely and widowed, except for the news of all the members of the group chat in the mobile phone, there is nothing related to him.

Chi Yan stopped looking at the phone, stretched out his wrist, and counted his blood vessels to play. They were all blue and purple. I heard that there are many blue and purple blood vessels, which means that he is cold and fair-skinned. him.

"Did Xiao Zhuo mean tomorrow?"

Fu Yilan spoke suddenly, and Chi Yan couldn't react for a while. After understanding the meaning of Fu Yilan's words, surprise filled his eyes, sat up, and said with a smile: "You agree?"

Fu Yilan turned the page quietly, dignified as the lord of the harem, of course it was just a metaphor, Chi Yan dared to open the harem, no kidding, Fu Yilan might send the three thousand beauties in his harem directly to Dongchang to be his father-in-law.

Fu Yilan didn't raise her eyes: "The most I can do is write down the steps, it's none of my business whether he understands it or not."

"Don't you explain it to others??"

"I don't want to talk to idiots."

"...I'm not smart, why are you willing to condescend to talk to me?"

Fu Yilan looked over, surprised: "It's enough to endure one idiot, why should I endure two."

Chi Yan's face lengthened quickly, and his mouth pouted. He said that he was not smart, but he was modest, and Fu Yilan called him a fool, which was hateful.

Chi Yan lay down, closed his eyes, Fu Yilan read the book for almost 10 minutes, and finally turned off the light.

All sounds are silent.

Fu Yilan rustled to find a comfortable sleeping position, Chi Yan turned his back to him, and said in a muffled voice: "I ask you, what will you do if I become a psychopath."

"Take a psychiatrist qualification certificate, and I will be your attending doctor in the future."

"If you don't pass the exam."

"impossible."

"Oh, what if."

"Then I have to be your patient friend."

Chi Yan giggled, it was hard to imagine Fu Yilan's mental illness.

Chi Yan was completely relieved to communicate like this. Although he felt that he was becoming more and more neurotic—intermittent confusion, nervousness, and frequent mental retardation, Fu Yilan would not give up on him. If he didn't become a doctor, he would To be a patient is moving.

Fu Yilan realized a truth, the world in the eyes of the scumbag and the god of learning is two dimensions.

The farthest distance in the world is that the god of learning has already begun to study - plus - why is it equal to two, while the scumbag is thinking - plus - is it equal to three or three and a half?

Especially when he was dealing with two idiots.

No matter how well Chi Yan pretended, he was still an idiot.

The classroom was gone, and only he, Chi Yan and Xiao Zhuo were left in the mutual aid group. If Fu Yilan hadn't been so frightening, the top students in this class would have joined Xueshen's extracurricular tutoring collectively.

Fu Yilan - pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger with his hands, changed his status from a handsome guy with a superficial appearance to a school god with the same reputation as Chi Yan, and there was even a fanfare between the two of them on the campus forum.

At that time, Chi Yan couldn't feel the slightest turmoil after watching it. He was so clear-eyed that he didn't feel involved at all, okay?

Chi Yan even took care of a fellow high-handed school girl who paid a huge sum of ten yuan to make an appointment for an adult version of the episode. He wanted to watch it to relieve his addiction, but he didn't expect to watch it directly. What is "Yilan, our flesh and blood will intertwine —body", what is "please search for the good medicine to heal you in my body"? ? ?

The younger sister is too artistic, he just wants to watch a very vulgar car.

What's more, why would he say such outrageous things to Fu Yilan? If so, Fu Yilan really needs to take a psychiatrist's qualification certificate to show him that he is seriously ill.

So the two powers teamed up to give tutoring to Xiao Zhuo, a scumbag after school. Everyone could only show envious and jealous eyes to Xiao Zhuo. It was wrong—I didn’t see how powerful Fu Yilan was at first, and it made me feel embarrassed now. I want to learn from—Fu Yilan’s idea of ​​learning God , only Xiao Zhuo can ask for advice in an upright manner, and top students like them can only pick and search and peek at Fu Yilan's homework——

Brother Fu never writes steps in big questions, and the correct rate of multiple-choice questions is like copying the standard answers.

Can't wait!

In order to teach students according to their aptitude, Fu Yilan wrote Xiao Zhuo the steps to solve the problems for the first time. Looking at Xiao Zhuo's frightened and confused eyes, Fu Yilan's blood pressure rose to 30.00%.

"Do you understand."

Xiao Zhuo shook his head immediately.

Xiao Zhuo stared at him, Chi Yan stared at him, Qi blinked in confusion, at this moment, Fu Yilan couldn't tell the difference between the two.

They're all idiots.

Fu Yilan tried to explain the idea to Xiao Zhuo, Xiao Zhuo listened very seriously, Fu Yilan took a chance and asked Xiao Zhuo to do it again.

Xiao Zhuo really made it according to his ideas.

But Fu Yilan's blood pressure rose to 60.00%.

Because what Xiao Zhuo was doing was not the question he was talking about at all, he was doing a completely different question, and he actually used Fu Yilan's thinking to write the answer Fu Yilan said.

Fu Yilan couldn't breathe for a while, he really didn't know much about the brain circuits of the scumbags.

Going to see Chi Yan, this guy threatened that he knew a few more functions than Xiao Zhuo, maybe he had completely grasped his thinking, and could take the death penalty instead of him.

Fu Yilan glanced at Chi Yan from the corner of his eye. He was fine, sitting upright, looking down at the topic seriously, and really listening attentively.

Just eyes closed.

Fu Yilan's eyes returned to Xiao Zhuo's face again, Xiao Zhuo smirked at him, Fu Yilan's hair stood on end, at this moment, he was more hell than all the most difficult and dangerous predicaments he had ever encountered.

"Student Yilan, what's the matter with you?"

Fu Yilan pursed her lips, grabbed her schoolbag suddenly, and stood up. Xiao Zhuo didn't even see clearly, but only saw two long legs dangling.

Fu Yilan, slip away.

Xiao Zhuo opened his mouth slightly, dumbfounded.

Chi Yan was shocked by the movement made by Fu Yilan while running, and woke up.

Immediately nodded, said in a deep voice, "Well, he's right."

Xiao Zhuo opened his mouth wider, looked at Chi Yan, confused, confused: "Huh?"

Chi Yan looked up: "Huh? Where's Fu Yilan?"

"Only Xiao Zhuo and Chi Yan are in the classroom?"

"Well, I just saw Fu Yilan leave, it's just the two of them."

"Won't Xiao Zhuo's nanny come?" Nanny is the derogatory name they gave Xiao Zhuo's housekeeper.

"Xiao Zhuo often walks with Chi Yan recently, and his housekeeper won't come to pick him up."

"That's okay, lend me the school uniform, let's sneak in and take a look."

Four tall and burly youths mixed in.

They were not at all interested in children's playing house, but they were completely attracted by the evil "big cat", so they came to find out.

It was rare to stop the rain, and when the sunset glowed, the sunset, as red as salted duck egg yolk, rested on the spire of the bell tower, and the golden yellow that emerged from the edge was the oil of duck egg yolk, which seemed to be a good duck egg.

The crimson sky is swallowing up the school. Walking in the aisles, there are red filters everywhere, as if lava is flowing on the wall.

Fu Yilan slipped away, but Xiao Zhuo was relieved. His fear of Fu Yilan had penetrated deep into his bone marrow, and he was used to Chi Yan everywhere. He could completely bear Chi Yan's stinky face. He even got along with Chi Yan more than anyone else. comfortable.

When Xiao Zhuo asked Chi Yan for his opinion when he was doing a question, Chi Yan always nodded, but if Xiao Zhuo couldn't solve it and asked Chi Yan for some ideas, Chi Yan still nodded to him.

Only then did Xiao Zhuo realize that Chi Yan was nodding for him, Chi Yan was dozing off.

Xiao Zhuo patted Chi Yan's shoulder, Chi Yan's eyelashes opened suddenly, and his shallow pupils were big and bright. Watching him wake up, Xiao Zhuo felt that the rose bushes that he and his family had taken care of for years were finally in spring. The blooming scenes are similar in purpose, and they all look breathtakingly beautiful.

Xiao Zhuo asked him in a low voice: "Let's go back? Why are you so sleepy?"

Chi Yan didn't speak, he squinted and looked out the window, the setting sun occupied one side, and the rising moon occupied the other side, the sun and the moon were shining together.

Chi Yan's eyes returned to Xiao Zhuo. For some reason, he could hear the sound of blood flowing in and out when Xiao Zhuo's heart contracted, which fascinated him a little.