Meiqiang's Miserable Sand Sculpture Self-Rescue Guide

Monthly exam

Chi Yan originally wanted to rely on temporarily hugging Buddha's feet for three days to counterattack the god of learning from the scumbag and maintain his personality. It turns out that a late-stage procrastination cancer man who has never experienced the treatment of top students since kindergarten, apart from being strong in the Nodding and dozing off at the desk, looking hard, but actually thinking nothing of it except the joke at the foot of the exercise book.

Fu Yilan also had an extra task of getting Chi Yan back to bed in the middle of the night and changing the master's clothes, but he was quite happy.

Chi Yan doesn't understand why Fu Yilan is a social man like him, but he can do everything.

He took notes with his saliva anyway, Fu Yilan never touched the textbooks, the pages were so new that the teacher picked them out and scolded them as typical fish-touching students.

Fu Yilan's personality is kept perfectly, like an uneducated school bully. The teacher sees him having a headache, and because the monthly exam is approaching, the classmates keep talking about Fu Yilan behind their backs, disgusted that he wants to lower their average score.

Only Chi Yan knew Fu Yilan's level clearly.

After all, Fu Yilan did his homework for him. No matter how many homeworks there are, he can finish them all in three to 10 minutes. Maybe the steps are a bit sloppy and the strokes are a bit random, but it is completely in line with Chi Yan's design of a god of learning, and he was picked out by the teacher Be a typical gifted student and praise the whole class.

Chi Yan felt a little funny. If the teachers knew that they were scolding and praising the same person, they wouldn't know what their expressions would be.

The line of the monthly exam was originally used to attack and promote the protagonist's feelings. Because Xiao Zhuo experienced the feeling of not being the last one for the first time, he suddenly fell into a position of responsibility, and he actually took the last one with him. tutoring.

Because the school bully test is zero eggs.

He was second to last.

There is really no suspense.

Xiao Zhuo's enthusiasm once and twice opened the heart of the school bully.

But since the school bully has become Fu Yilan, no matter how you look at it, it has become a plot of pretending to slap your face, right? ?

Chi Yan tested Fu Yilan: "Are you going to intentionally come up with a zero egg and follow a calm original plot, or are you going to inject a little passion into your ordinary life?"

Fu Yilan squinted: "You can just say that you want me to act aggressively." Then he asked, "Would it please you if I pretend to be aggressive?"

Chi Yan: "That's necessary, we are grasshoppers in a pair of pants, if you pretend to be aggressive, I will pretend to be aggressive, and your beauty will be mine."

Fu Yilan smiled: "It's a grasshopper with one leg, or it's wearing a pair of pants. Didn't you say that your language is insta-kill? How can you open your mouth to make a bad sentence."

Chi Yan with her hips on her hips: "Language is created for human use, and I can use it as I like."

"So what about your monthly exam?"

Chi Yan shivered.

Fu Yilan pondered: "Let me see if I can give you a small note. Science is easy to learn. For big questions, you can just copy the answers, because I don't write the steps to solve the problems."

Grass, not people.

"If we do this, we will spoil the children!"

"Then stop copying."

Chi Yan smacked his lips: "In the world of adults, how can you say copying? It is a moderate reference and sharing. The children fail the exam, but they are just beaten. If I learn from the gods, I will die."

Chi Yan was already feeling extremely guilty about ruining the plot line because he was too good at it. As a result, the examination room announced that he didn't take his original seat at all.

Come by grades.

He and Fu Yilan, the ends of the world and the corners of the world.

Chi Yan even found that he didn't even have a pen with him.

He went to the bathroom before the exam and gave Fu Yilan a wink.

Fu Yilan understood, and came after a while.

Direct showdown: "I packed your schoolbag. I forgot to bring you a pen, so I didn't bring a pen either."

Speaking of Fu Yilan packing his schoolbag, I have to talk about it. It can be described in this way. Fu Yilan is almost the fairy parent in every child's mind. He filled Chi Yan with comics, notebooks, slimes, Rubik's Cube, and sometimes love red bulls , are all things that Chi Yan likes, and then randomly stuff a few textbooks to pretend to let Chi Yan's paddling run through to the end.

Chi Yan thought about it carefully, they really hadn't brought a pen since they went to school, and when they had to use a pen, Fu Yilan would kick the leg of Xiao Zhuo's chair in front of him, and Xiao Zhuo offered the pen with both hands very wittily.

Chi Yan also wanted to bring the relationship between Fu Yilan and Xiao Zhuo closer. This direction of development is too far from the topic!

The bell has already started for the exam. Chi Yan is a lonely person, so it is not easy to borrow with classmates, and keep a distance from the teacher. According to the original character, he passed the entire exam, because he did not bring a pen and did not write a word, which is completely in line with his personality. set.

That's right in Chi Yan's arms.

Before leaving the toilet, Fu Yilan suddenly thrust his lighter into him and told him, "You can figure it out."

Chi Yan really didn't understand Fu Yilan's intentions, what should he do?A cigarette afterward, better than a god?

Chi Yan sat at the table, staring at his paper, unable to even fill in the blanks that he could write - name, class, student number.

Chi Yan's plan is that he will succeed Fu Yilan as a zero-egg contestant, and the results will further set off Fu Yilan's outstanding performance, and his own rebelliousness. When the teacher asked him to talk to him, his acting skills did not come just as he said.

"I'm in a bad mood." "I'm numb to doing the questions."

The school knew about his family situation. He was unaccompanied, beautiful, and miserable. Chi Yan had already conquered the teacher with his grades, and it was not bad this time. It is estimated that the teacher would take turns to enlighten him a few times. Even if it is turned over.

After thinking about this, Chi Yan completely relaxed. Being a salted fish is addictive, and he is the most addictive.

Chi Yan's thinking was slack to some wonderful settings in this world. For example, the foreign students here have an extra Chinese class. In addition to Chinese, they also have to take Chinese in the exam.

And they, at all, don't have to, learn English.

When Chi Yan learned of this setting, he gloated a lot. Good guys, you guys have today, the first time you have reached a united front with the author of the dog blood article, which shows that everyone's grievances are similar.

Since we want to be in line with international standards, and the number of Chinese speakers is the largest in the world, wouldn’t it be good to let them learn Chinese~

[Hello host, it has been detected that you are already on a specific occasion, you can use the skill card: where can't be clicked, do you need to use it now? 】

Chi Yan sat up in shock. It turns out that the skill card is limited to specific occasions. Skills can only be used in the official exam.

Why doesn't he do things that he can pretend to be? Fu Yilan has already borrowed a pen to write legends with the pen. If he has skills, he has to keep up with him no matter what. For the first time, he is on par with Fu Yilan, even though he is on the ranking list Come on, double the pretense, double the happiness.

Chi Yan: Use it.

[It is detected that the host does not have the required skill trigger items, and I regret to inform you that the skill card will expire soon]

Chi Yan's complexion changed drastically. How could he just waste the chapter rewards he had so hard to get? It was too late for him to borrow a pen, and Chi Yan suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

He took out the lighter that Fu Yilan had given him.

Where will not, where to order?

Chi Yan was sure that what the system wanted was a pen, but a lighter wasn't out of the question.

It justifies itself, the logic is smooth, and it is even an excellent joke.

Chi Yan pointed at the paper, clicked, pressed the flame, and flicked along the edge of the paper. The invigilator was still playing with his mobile phone on the podium, completely not paying attention to Chi Yan's small movements.

As for the students next to Chi Yan, they were trembling. The extreme degree of the school grass seemed to be getting worse. Burning the paper with a lighter, the picture was too youthful and painful.

Chi Yan not only successfully sublimated his own personality in the minds of his classmates, but even the system broke the tone of the robot, saying:

【Host, you are the most troubled and exploitable human being I have ever seen. 】

Chi Yan: Are you convinced?

【Clothes. 】

When the system reported the answer, the classmate next door couldn't stand it anymore and threw a pen to Chi Yan.

Chi Yan opened the cap of the pen neatly, and wrote the answers one by one. The pen and ink flowed smoothly, and the system broadcast the answers in an orderly manner, which is called a vivid one.

The test results are released on the third day, and posted downstairs in the teaching hall on the fourth day to attract people's attention.

There were crowds of people in front of the bulletin board, all gathered in the first row, looking at the top two in disbelief.

Fu Yilan, first.

It is 3 points higher than the second school, Caochi Inkstone.

Chi Yan said to Fu Yilan like this at the time: "In order to let you slap your face more thoroughly, I directly emptied the first multiple-choice question, which not only shows that I disdain to do too simple questions, but also allows you to stay on top of me , have you been moved?"

Fu Yilan read: "I have worked hard, and I was moved to tears."

When the grades came out, everyone had become accustomed to Chi Yan's attributes of a god of learning, and the word Fu Yilan was the most and loudest in the school, and the outside class was shocked and envious.

In this class, whether it is the classmates or the teacher of the class, they usually discuss with a loud voice, but this time they are a little timid and evasive.

Because, it's kind of embarrassing.

Unexpectedly, the school bullies and bad students who were transferred because of fighting too hard, Shen Tama passed their academic examinations.

The top students who talked about Fu Yilan the most, the loudest, and with the highest hearts were the most embarrassing, and it was even more embarrassing for the teacher who scolded Fu Yilan for being too muddy to support the wall.

Fu Yilan directly asked for a day off and didn't come to class. He calculated that once his grades came out, no one would force him to ask for leave, so this person who was on the cutting edge didn't care about things like grades at all, which showed how chic Fu Yilan was.

Chi Yan was congratulated by Xiao Zhuo after school, and Fu Yilan was not here, so Xiao Zhuo had the confidence to speak: "I never thought that the first grade and the second grade would sit behind me! I am so blessed!"

Xiao Zhuo immediately begged: "...Can I ask you to help me study? Just, I'll just watch while you do the questions, and I won't bother you if you don't understand!"

Chi Yan's heart is full of will, and it is really like what Fu Yilan said, the main line has developed naturally, and he really doesn't need to do anything deliberately.

As long as you maintain your own personality, everyone has different personalities, and there will always be conflicts and collisions, and progress step by step.

"Row."

Fu Yilan has been complaining to him that staying at school is a waste of time, and today he finally fulfilled his wish to spend a day outside. Fu Yilan didn't tell him where he was going, but Chi Yan had a tacit understanding and walked directly to Twelfth Street, so that Li Jili and the others Seeing my sister-in-law suddenly, I was so frightened that I quickly wondered where I hid the answer to 53.

Chi Yan stood under the tree holding his schoolbag, his body was covered with mottled leaf shadows, his eyes were big and clear, and he looked so cute that it was hard to associate the sand sculpture with him.

Li Jili couldn't help discussing with his friends in a low voice: "Why do I feel that my sister-in-law is getting better and better?"

"Yeah, it's just a little scary, like soulless."

A faint voice came from above their heads, which was even more frightening: "Don't look."

Li Jili and the others shook their heads, turned their heads, and was about to defend Fu Yilan, but was interrupted forcefully by Fu Yilan: "No discussion."

Fu Yilan threw away the cigarette, got up and went to Chi Yan who was quietly waiting for him.

When Fu Yilan came in front of him, Chi Yan conveniently stuffed a shiny golden thing into Fu Yilan's pocket, and the two of them walked together, as if they excluded the world, as if they were born like this.