Meiqiang's Miserable Sand Sculpture Self-Rescue Guide

Chi Yan didn't sleep well, and Fu Yilan was kicking and kicking outside. Chi Yan was still a little puzzled, did he prostitute for the part-time aunt?It is worthy of being a kind person.

The footsteps came in and stopped at the door, Chi Yan hummed: "Slow down...Slow down."

At that time, Yan Hui had a cool breeze blowing through the sky. She brought her son to such an age. She likes to put some salt in the vegetables, whether it is aquatic or terrestrial. As far as she is concerned, it is definitely a thunder, even if she is beautiful, it is not easy to use.

Fu Yilan's domineering temperament first appeared in the kindergarten. Children from relatives came to the house as guests. They liked Fu Yilan and flattered him with their waxy voice. There was no adult who did not fall for him. Only Fu Yilan commented coldly: "You have shit in your mouth ?"

Yan Hui beat him up.

Then die without repentance.

When he grows up, he grows tall, with wide shoulders, narrow waist and long legs, which can already make the girl Xiao 0 automatically ignore his face. As long as he has a five-point appearance, he can be praised for his debut.

What's more, I can't pick a second one who can compare with him in his eighteen miles.

Therefore, the number of people who have a crush on him in a radius of eighteen miles can form several reinforcement platoons.

Then no one dared to confess, because Fu Yilan was known far and wide for not taking hard things, punching and screaming, and he was also good at King Kong Taishan. It was sad to fail to confess to others, but it was terrible to deal with Fu Yilan.

Such a single role model, the son of Wang Ba, is actually hidden in a golden house.

Yan Huizai observed Chi Yan carefully, regardless of his seductive posture—maybe her son was also bewitched by this provocative energy. His adolescent hormone-ridden eyes, in terms of appearance alone, are indeed very good-looking.

Good-looking children have male and female looks, and girls have male looks. Her son's facial features are a bit girly, but it doesn't hinder his domineering, and it's the icing on the cake.

Chi Yan is completely different in style and shape, exquisite from beginning to end, as if drawn on a piece of paper, lying on the gray-black bed sheet, just like the handicrafts on display.

The pajamas are too big, the limbs are slender, and the clothes are sunken along the thin body line. The exposed neck, hands, ankles and wrists are long and white, which is very cute.

Yan Hui studied in a beautiful country when she was young, and she is not surprised by homosexuality, but she can't just because her son slept with a boy on the bed, and because this boy is too beautiful, she can't confirm that there is an adultery between them, can she?

She walked to the bed, the curtains were drawn, the bedside table lamp was emitting a dimly warm light, Chi Yan's complexion was brighter than the industrial light bulb in the table lamp, Yan Hui looked down at him, and the beauty of his facial features could be seen at a glance , Fu Yilan is mature, he is juvenile, and they are quite complementary.

Chi Yan felt a little creepy, as if someone was peeping at him, he opened his eyes suddenly, and saw a middle-aged woman with a bright appearance. This woman saw him waking up, with an expression of interest and amazement on her face.

Chi Yan thought to himself at the time: Does Auntie Cleaning also have appearance requirements?

Then I thought: Fuck, the Chanel on Auntie Cleaning looks the same as the real thing, I have to ask her for a link later.

Yan Hui said, "You are Yilan's classmate, right?"

Chi Yan said: "Hello, auntie, we put the garbage at the door, remember to empty it when you leave."

Yan Hui: "..."

Chi Yan didn't think there was anything wrong with a beautiful cleaning lady wearing an overly genuine Chanel suit. Seeing Yan Hui's confused eyes, she enthusiastically got out of bed and dragged Yan Hui to the door, pointing out the garbage to her.

"This is dry trash." "This is wet trash."

Yan Hui probably understood that this child regarded her as a cleaner, and she still found it a little funny. The funny thing is that she looks shy and afraid to speak so energetically.

He also said, "Auntie, you look so pretty in Chanel ladies style."

Yan Hui replied politely: "Thank you."

He asked again: "Auntie, can you send me a link? You don't know that I spent a huge sum of 200 yuan to buy a Louis Wotong Putian product in Pinxixi, a fake batch!!"

Yan Hui now fully understands how this child was able to get into her son's bed. It's not that the son hates it, he is careless, talks a lot of nonsense, and has a sense of humor, all of which are complementary to her son.

Chi Yan's light-colored eyes shone with a flickering light.

Yan Hui smiled slightly: "I bought it in a specialty store, but you can also buy it online if you want."

"Ah? Auntie, did you buy it in Putian?"

Yan Hui smiled without saying a word. Under Chi Yan's various requests, she clicked on Chanel's official website, pointed to the same model of a celebrity suit priced at 6 yuan, and stared at Shang Chi Yan's eyes like copper bells: "Ah, why not?" It's in stock~"

"...Auntie, who are you?"

"I'm Yilan's mother."

Chi Yan raised three fingers together and pointed to the ceiling: "Auntie, I swear that your son and I have a normal, healthy and upward classmate relationship. You see, I am not a girl either. It is very understandable to sleep with Fu Yilan. It's not illegal at all, and to be honest, Fu Yilan didn't sleep here, he said his new mattress was very hard, and I came to help him sleep softly, that's how it is."

Yan Hui was about to speak, but was interrupted by Chi Yan.

"Auntie, I know you sound ridiculous, but I am a three-good student in the city, a model of the school, and receive a school scholarship every year. How could I lie? Well, you must not think so. What can Yilan and I have? Well, haha, do you think so? Maybe my posture was not very elegant just now. It is true that I study too hard every day, and my lumbar disc hurts, so I pouted~"

Yan Hui narrowed his eyes, and Chi Yan panicked, because he already had ghosts.

"Xiaoyan, are you a three-good student in the city? The school pacesetter, get a scholarship every year?"

Chi Yan nodded.

"You must have good grades, right?"

Chi Yan smiled: "I am the first in my grade every semester, and there is no one in the city who can pass me~"

Yan Hui is already star-eyed.

She took Chi Yan's hands: "Xiao Yan, can you live here every day? I can buy more hard mattresses for you to help Yilan sleep softly. You are here, study hard with him, and help Auntie supervise him. OK?"

So Chi Yan reached a united front with Fu Yilan's mother.

Chi Yan wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, shit, if you study well, you can walk sideways in front of adults, this sentence is not false!

Idol stars are no match for learning pacesetters!

Fu Yilan was already going through the formalities of transferring schools on Monday. Li Jili and his group cried bitterly and parted from life and death. In fact, Fu Yilan really entered the new school across the road. They laughed louder than anyone else. It turned out that it was all superficial.

Sister-in-law Lan finally doesn't have to go to them to find Brother Lan anymore!They've had enough of 53's torment!

Chi Yan's class was a bit overcast. Their class was full of good students, so how could they tolerate a school bully who was ignorant and incompetent.

Tolerating Mr. Xiao who donated a building is already the limit. Anyway, Xiao Zhuo is just stupid and does not cause trouble. Fu Yilan is a wild carnivore. How can Xiao Zhuo, a herbivorous little white rabbit, be compared with him?

Now that there are two people to lower the average score at once, Xiao Zhuo is still working hard to get a score for a big test. A zero-egg player like Fu Yilan is a cancer of the century!

Before Fu Yilan officially entered the class, gossip and gossip started to rise first, and they were divided into two camps, one was Yangou, and the other was pragmatic.

"It's okay, although he failed the test, he is handsome!"

"Handsome?! Why do you only look at the face! Damn it, I also look at the face!"

Chi Yan laughed in his heart, heh heh, he is not a zero-egg contestant, he will scare you to death in the next monthly exam.

Then Chi Yan couldn't laugh anymore, how would he maintain his No. [-] learning god personality in the next monthly exam? !

The skill card given by the system [Where can't click where], he judged from the name alone, the slogan of the learning machine must be used when doing the questions, but the skill card is limited to [specific occasions], Chi Yan still can't Haven't figured out what the specific occasion is.

It is necessary to discuss this matter with Fu Yilan. Since this man wrote all his homework for him, the only one who can save him at present is this zero-danger player.

The more Chi Yan gets along with Fu Yilan, the more surprised he is. Why is Fu Aotian so versatile?Knowing how to solve problems, the force value seems to be maxed out, and he can also be a boss, but looking at himself, he really only knows how to tell jokes!He would also run away from battle and be timid and fearful. He felt that the most suitable status for him to wear a book was either a professional MLM person or a dedicated employee in sales.

Opportunities like comedians are hard to come by, and he is not very popular in reality, so he just makes a living, and he is also a passerby when he wears books.

How did he get Fu Yilan's love?

Began to worry about gains and losses again.

After school, in response to a message from Fu Yilan, he ran to a small teahouse to meet him. Chi Yan felt that every time he met Fu Yilan, except in Fu Yilan's room, he would--

"It seems to be engaging in underground love."

Fu Yilan stopped the spoon, raised his eyes, Chi Yan came over mysteriously, covered his mouth with his hands, and looked left and right to see if anyone was paying attention.

"Then do you want to be seen by your classmates?"

Chi Yan shook his head vigorously. Fu Yilan's friends didn't know him. It didn't matter how he acted in his true colors, but it would be a bad thing if his classmates saw him. It's really illogical for bullies to get together.

"The underground love is good, let's keep the underground love. You don't know me when you go to school, and I don't want to know you."

Fu Yilan rolled her eyes: "I can't see anyone."

"Well, almost."

Fu Yilan got angry, ignored Chi Yan, flipped through his A5-sized, extremely thick information book with his left hand, held a spoon in his right hand and delivered omelet rice to his mouth, his eyes were only on the words, and he dug up the omelet rice into a mess.

Chi Yan always felt that there was something strange about it. It was strange when he came to this world, and there was strangeness everywhere. When he thought about the details, the more he thought about it, the more confused he became, no less confused than he and Xiao Zhuo were when they worked together on functions.

Chi Yan squinted his eyes, wanting to see what Fu Yilan was studying these days, but before he saw the page number, Fu Yilan covered the information book with his hands like a food protector, with the same expression as a primary school student who was deprived of a computer game license.

"What to look at, don't look at."

Chi Yan was angry: "Did you read Liu Bei's literature and hide it?"

Fu Yilan frowned: "What is Liu Bei's literature?"

"The emperor's book."

"..." Fu Yilan smiled.

Then this matter was forced to turn over, Chi Yan contributed a joke, but still didn't know what Fu Yilan was reading.

On the way home, Fu Yilan took out the Red Bull and gave it to him. This time it was really packed in a Red Bull jar, which made Chi Yan feel more authentic.

Because Chi Yan became more and more greedy for this kind of Red Bull drink, he was so anxious that he could pinch the container and squeeze the whole Red Bull into his stomach in a second, splashing all over the front of his chin, it was scary, so Fu Yilan made a straw for him, let He drank slowly, not to choke himself.

Then Chi Yan swallowed a plastic straw raw on Red Bull, and shattered a glass straw. Fu Yilan had no choice but to order a stainless steel one. Chi Yan could finally sip slowly and gracefully.

When Chi Yan drank, the whole body, every cell and every molecule, was crying out to Edvard Munch: "It's so cool! It's so cool!!"

His eyes were blurred, and he was also confused. He hugged Fu Yilan's arm in fear, and muttered to himself: "Coke kills sperm, does Red Bull lower your intelligence? Why do I feel that I have become more and more confused recently, and I can't even memorize abc. "

Fu Yilan's tone was very official: "Coke doesn't kill sperm, this is not Red Bull."

Then rubbed Chi Yan's hair: "It's okay to be stupid, no matter how smart you are, you are not as smart as me, so it doesn't matter whether you are stupid or not, right?"

Chi Yan didn't feel insulted by his personality, so he hissed: "Fuck, what you said makes sense."

Fu Yilan's heart skipped a beat, don't be so stupid.

"Chi Yan, you are actually the child bride my mother sold me, you forgot."

Chi Yan froze for a moment, then frowned in disgust: "Fuck your mother, I'm not insane!"

Fu Yilan took Chi Yan back with a smile, but he was stupid, but not completely stupid, just right enough to be taken home.