Meiqiang's Miserable Sand Sculpture Self-Rescue Guide

The place was half demolished, and it was a mess. Chi Yan's home was the most dilapidated, because it was close to an elementary school, and it was saved from being uprooted by excavators. In a two-story self-built building, Chi Yan lives in the shady corner of the first floor.

Chi Yan refused to enter the door, squatting under the eaves, burying his face in his arms, and Fu Yilan could only squat next to him, giving verbal spiritual encouragement.

"Actually, it's not much different from your mansion. Look, there is a garden—" Fu Yilan pointed to the weeds in Hu Lai's yard. Chi Yan looked up and cried even louder.

"There's a pond." Pointing to a puddle of puddles filled with heavy rain.

"There is a parking space." Pointing to the crooked shared bicycles at the door.

Chi Yan stopped crying, and stared at Fu Yilan with swollen eyes: "You might as well call it the morgue, goodbye, I'll go to the morgue to reserve a bed right now."

Fu Yilan put his hand up, squinted at him, full of funny, hmph, Chi Yan could see it, Fu Yilan wasn't kind to comfort, he was malicious sarcasm.

Although, Fu Yilan clearly squatted on the edge of the steps as grounded as herself, and even made a Northeast push, Chi Yan still felt that his temperament hadn't been reduced in the slightest, and he was still so handsome and handsome enough to shine?

On the other hand, Xiao Zhuo, who wears gold and silver, feather fan and scarf, can't hide the squeamishness of the beauty, so it is not Huaguo pain literature, but Tieling country love.

Who said that the rustic taste of the country is not as good as dog-blood love?

Chi Yan didn't show on his face "You still look so charming in Northeast China", with a stinky face and red eyes: "You actually base your happiness on the pain of others!"

Fu Yilan raised the corners of his mouth, and the little red mole emphasized his presence in his dimple, visually provoking Chi Yan: "You can't bear this bit of hardship, can you? As long as I have a bed, can I live in 20 square meters or 200 square meters?" the difference."

Chi Yan stood up and looked at Fu Yilan with a strange expression.

"how."

What Chi Yan thought in his heart was, how can your 20-square-meter small steel wire bed accommodate other people and you to go up to the sky?Fu Yilan is really easy to rub, and she doesn't have the consciousness of being rich first.

Maybe his guy is big enough, he can go to the duck farm to be the king of ducks without money, and he has such confidence in his words.

Chi Yan thought about the setting of Fu Yilan's world, besides the school bully, bad, and - living alone in an apartment outside the school, providing the protagonist Shou with a unique opportunity to be alone.

Chi Yan clenched his fists, this guy can afford to rent a Baiping apartment! !No wonder he had the nerve to laugh at his thatched hut, the smell of rich wine and meat, and the frozen bones on the road.

Chi Yan stood up, not wanting to look at Fu Yilan again. Now, they are no longer equal rivals in love. It is hard to understand how Xiao Zhuo could have a love triangle with them that spanned dozens of chapters in the original text. Let him write it and make the final decision— —Choose Fu Yilan directly. Well, good health, big things, and money.

Chi Yan was about to go back to his room and close the door to himself, but his trousers were grabbed.

"Okay, come with me."

Crashing, the rainwater stringed into dense beads, weaving a pair of transparent curtains under the eaves, Chi Yan stood for a few seconds, rushed into the room, emptied the textbooks in the schoolbag, and carried the schoolbag happily Come out: "Let's go~"

Fu Yilan narrowed her eyes: "You have been waiting for me to say this for a long time."

"Why not?"

Fu Yilan dragged Chi Yan to squeeze the bus, the heating was on inside, and it was warm, but Chi Yan still looked pale and fragile standing in these warm crowds.

Fu Yilan couldn't hold back her curiosity, and weighed Chi Yan's schoolbag lightly, "What did you pack?"

Chi Yan didn't look at him, and said bluntly, "Pants."

"...all underpants?"

"Then why not? We must pay attention to personal hygiene!"

Fu Yilan was speechless, as expected of him.

"What the hell is the Red Bull you gave me? Do you have some kind of portable space? Or give gold finger rewards when you sign in?"

Fu Yilan: "Look less at Longao Tianwen."

"But you have to give me an explanation, right? Apart from Red Bull, do you have any good things hidden? Washing marrow pill? Longevity fruit? Can we cultivate immortals?"

Fu Yilan: "You are cultivating immortals every night, and you don't need my advice."

Chi Yan: "I'm really curious!!"

Fu Yilan smiled unfathomably, and refused to answer directly. She carefully observed Chi Yan's almost transparent skin. His body was weak and slender, and his facial features became more and more beautiful. His pupils were light in color, but his eyelashes were thick and thick. The hostility of the original body, like an imaginary creature—an elf, a Chinese ghost story, etc., is about to fly away at any time, making people just want to catch him.

"Don't ask, what will I give you, just drink it."

"Aside from Red Bull, can you make milk tea?"

Fu Yilan paused on purpose, pretending to be a trick, and told Chi Yan when Chi Yan's eyes were shining: "It's a good idea."

After getting out of the car, Chi Yan still insists on Red Bull's problem. The key point is that Fu Yilan's hand is too magical and realistic. What he wears is just a campus love triangle. How could such a plot develop?

Fu Yilan has always been secretive, keeping his mouth shut, and he doesn't even intend to perfunctory Chi Yan, if he doesn't tell you, he just won't tell you.

But Chi Yan felt that Fu Yilan, who was pretending to be profound, looked really sexy.

"So do I still have Red Bull to drink today?"

"In a few days, you don't want to wander around when you are in good health, do you hear me?"

"It's unbelievable. Since you are so strong, why do you need a hospital? Everyone will be finished drinking your Red Bull."

Fu Yilan decided to bring up a topic, otherwise Chi Yan would go around the Red Bull endlessly, so he glanced at Chi Yan's schoolbag again and deliberately laughed at him: "It can't be all bear underwear, Chi Yan, you are really an education in high school I made a mistake, isn’t there an elementary school next to your house.”

Chi Yan jumped and was successfully led away by Fu Yilan: "Nonsense! Who said that I only have bear underwear, I just change it frequently and pay attention to hygiene. Bear underwear is just a small corner of my panties."

Fu Yilan ignored Chi Yan's idiom: "I don't believe it."

"Hmph, it seems that some people are going to learn a lot."

So Chi Yan pulled Fu Yilan to the downstairs of the apartment, opened Fu Yilan's schoolbag, and looked at the underwear.

"Look, white, gray, black, what a mature man."

Fu Yilan: "It's not you who bought it."

Chi Yan emphasized: "Don't question my taste. Sometimes I am in a good mood. As an adult, I can wear thongs."

Fu Yilan's expression was indescribable: "You are so coquettish."

So Fu Yilan's little brothers came to find Brother Lan to have a drink, and what they saw was such a scene——

Brother Lan and an overly beautiful, overly thin, beautiful boy, whom he had never seen before, were downstairs in his house, discussing the beautiful boy's underwear.

Such a handsome and noble boy actually said so many weird and coquettish words, and he also dealt a heavy blow to the immature worldview of the younger brothers.

Even the beautiful boy picked out a pair of white underwear from his schoolbag to show Brother Lan.

Brother Lan actually didn't carry out his title of the tyrant of the wild waves. He raised his fist and punched the beautiful boy, and nodded to the beautiful boy quite flatteringly: "It's okay."

When Chi Yan caught sight of Fu Yilan's petrified dozen or so little brothers from the corner of his eye, they also cracked open, and came up with two plans, one is to buy a ticket to Mars with all the underpants in the world, and the other is to buy a ticket from under your feet immediately. The ground of the cone is drilled into the center of the earth.

Because Chi Yan couldn't do these two optimal solutions for the time being, he chose to hide behind Fu Yilan, hiding his hands, feet and his own shadow.

Fu Yilan knew that his younger brothers were coming, but Chi Yan spoke so vigorously, how dare he interrupt him.

Well, he just likes to see Chi Yan get embarrassed, and when he gets embarrassed, he will treat him as a life-saving straw, so why not do it.

The younger brother laughed dryly and said, "Brother Lan, hello."

The younger brothers looked at each other, from embarrassment and cracking to unity and harmony, humans always have adaptation and creativity that surpass other species, when it’s cold, add clothes, and eat ice when it’s hot, Brother Lan bends, they just——

"Hello, sister-in-law."

Chi Yan: "..."

Fu Yilan actually pinched him out! !The hand was stuck from his armpit to his chest, making Chi Yan lean against him like a small bird. It's not like a brother, but an adulterer.

In the original text, Fu Yilan and Xiao Zhuo go home together. After all, it is a campus romance, and it will always take about fifty chapters. When the readers are most looking forward to it, they neither hold hands nor kiss, which is absolutely tantalizing.

Fu Yilan's younger brother calls Xiao Zhuo sister-in-law, which is already the end of the plot.

Chi Yan had no choice but to give Fu Yilan a thumbs-up. With Fu Yilan in the Kawen world, everyone's novels will come to an end at a rapid pace.

Fu Yilan looked innocently at Chi Yan in his arms, and complained in his young voice, "Daughter-in-law, speak up."

Grass.

This tea flavor.

Chi Yan felt that if he struggled and scolded, "Fu Yilan, don't look down on people!" This style of painting is too old for Meteor Garden, and besides, he has lost all face in front of his younger brothers, and has lost the opportunity to stand firm.

He sneered, and simply shrank into Fu Yilan's arms, so as not to lose face too much: "Hehe, hehe, hello, remember to study hard."

The younger brothers dispersed in a hurry, but Brother Lan actually found someone who loves to learn, which is not bad!This is more unbearable than finding someone who can fight!

I would rather practice two punches than do 53!

Lying on Fu Yilan's big bed, Chi Yan let out a long sigh, that's right.

But something is wrong too.

When Fu Yilan came up, Chi Yan clearly felt that the atmosphere between them was different from before, and the hormones had escalated.

On such a cold day, with such an unremarkable floor heating, Chi Yan began to feel hot.

Fu Yilan looked at him from the side, and after looking at him so many times, he didn't look at him enough. The more he watched, the more dissatisfied he became, and he even touched his hands.

"so skinny."

Chi Yan didn't resist him this time. When Fu Yilan's hand changed from the meaning of biological exploration to an ambiguous direction, Chi Yan immediately pressed the thief's hand: "Sleep!"

"If you don't study, why sleep?"

"Hmph, you can just idle around every day, and I still have to pretend to be a schoolmaster, you stinky brother!"

Chi Yan shrank into the quilt and didn't dare to look at Fu Yilan anymore. In his heart, the itching of the young butterfly hatching was throbbing and hard to ignore.

Fu Yilan gave him another bottle of "Red Bull" after a week and a half. This time, Chi Yan was not in a hurry to talk to each other, and directed Fu Yilan: "Try a few sips."

Fu Yilan didn't refuse him, he knew that Chi Yan was very curious and was best at thinking wildly.

Fu Yilan only took a sip, with a very uncomfortable expression on his face when he swallowed.

Chi Yan felt so strange, it tasted sweet, didn't he?

He continued to do the experiment, with two sips left, he took it to the classroom, Xiao Zhuo was stupid, Chi Yan gave him the Red Bull, and told him: "Drink it, you will become smarter."

Xiao Zhuo drank it without thinking.

vomit--

Spit it all back into the bottle.

"Oh, it's disgusting!!"

?

What the hell is this Red Bull?