Meiqiang's Miserable Sand Sculpture Self-Rescue Guide

System: [Kaka Kaka Kaka—Kakaka——]

Chi Yan: What's the card?

System: [Stuck]

Chi Yan: ...The card is very vivid.

System: [Su Su Su Su Su Su host, you have collapsed - system overload, system overload, requesting help from the administrator... Administrator 301 has received the request for help, administrator 301 is processing... Processing completed , Processing result: Please restart the system by itself. 】

System: [The system interface is stuck and cannot be restarted. Please ask the administrator 301 to provide practical and effective help...The administrator 301 has received the request for help——]

Chi Yan's system loaded a language sent in real time, the timbre is between Mr. Ge Ping and Liang Yifeng's classmate, in short, it is a bit ghostly: [It is recommended that Mr. System reside in the main computer of this world, and it will be handed over to computer professionals in this world's computer city Dealing with it can be regarded as a practical and effective help. 】

After the system and Chi Yan listened to the voice of administrator No. 301, Chi Yan fell into a long silence. The system was dead quiet, and it might really go to the computer city of this world to repair it.

Chi Yan was really speechless. Now he knew why his system was so passive and sabotage. From the root, everyone was the same, a nest of snakes and rats, all working together, including Chi Yan himself.

Their fish pond is not the fish pond of Neptune Poseidon, but the fish pond of the farmhouse, which is specially for tourists to touch fish, and there are many fish.

Chi Yan didn't realize that it was because of the collapse of the human body that the system tried to punish him for the collapse of the human body while loading the new world. As a result, the server was overestimated, causing it to freeze and die directly.

It was Chi Yan himself who should have died.

Shit luck!

Although he didn't know what was going on with the system, Chi Yan felt a little bit of sympathy for it. He didn't expect that the infrastructure of the fast travel system was so broken, how could he ask the system to work hard?

Ji Xiao stared straight at Chi Yan. He originally thought that he would at least rush over to question him and scold him. If Fu Yilan was protecting him, he would clean up with Fu Yilan. Mad Dog would understand.

In his mind, he rubbed Chi Yan on the ground, grabbed his collar and roared, "How dare you tease my feelings?!" But the more vividly he thought, the more pale his actions became, and he couldn't even take a step out. Seeing Chi Yan and Fu Yilan get in the door, the curtain ended, and he was still standing behind the curtain.

Fu Yilan booked a ticket, which happened to be on the same flight as Xia Zhexing. Chi Yan planned to give Xia Zhexing a ride and send them to the airport together.

Fu Yilan immediately put on a stern face, bitch: "I won't go with him, he'd better not show that he knows me on the plane, I'm allergic."

"Hehe, may I ask this patient, what are the symptoms of Ning's allergies? Rash all over his body when he sees Xia Zhexing? The fish's lip is swollen into a fat-headed fish?"

To tell you the truth, Chi Yan really wants to see Fu Yilan's face, haha!

"No rashes, no swollen fat-headed fish, moody, good at beating people indiscriminately, strong desire to have sex."

As soon as he said "Jiao Pei", Fu Yilan's peach blossom eyes flicked back and forth to Chi Yan.

Chi Yan complained angrily: "You call this an allergy?! You are perverted and bad!"

Fu Yilan poked fun: "It's better than being stupid and bad."

"Speechless."

The next day when Fu Yilan was leaving, Chi Yan was not in a hurry to sleep, so he went to the fan-shaped balcony in the open air to blow some air, and asked Saili to bring the champagne he had smuggled from Ji Xiao while wearing a vest.

The silver container is made in the shape of the Titanic, hollowed out in the middle, filled with crystal clear ice cubes, champagne is inserted obliquely in the ice cubes, and a plate of green olives is placed next to it. The whole wine set pays attention to details The place is worthy of being the overlord's の drink. Low-key luxury is too frustrating, so it has to be high-key and luxurious.

Sally poured champagne for the two tyrants, with a graceful posture, pouring all his life cultivation into it. He is a butler who pursues perfection very much. In the end, he only needs to finish it—put olives in the clear champagne—you don’t need to look at it. , Gracefully leaned towards the plate containing the olives—the plate was empty—Sally was startled, the olives were eaten by Chi Yan.

……

Chi Yan: "This fruit is very sweet, you did a good job."

Fu Yilan smiled slyly.

Sai Ligong failed to retire, Chi Yan poured all the champagne into Fu Yilan's goblet, filled it up, Chi Yan doesn't drink, and thinks that wine is for people to drink, why offer it like a grandfather, as long as he Yes, he wants Fu Yilan to drink Erguotou.

Fu Yilan drank Erguotou with joy on his brows, this Erguotou champagne was full of flavor.

Chi Yan took out Yakult from his pocket to prevent Fu Yilan from being too lonely drinking alone. The weather is good today, and the stars are shining at night, and the moon is the last quarter.

In this situation, Chi Yan talked too much - although he didn't talk too little.

"I don't understand. Why does the boss have to be equipped with a butler as standard? A group of maids? The housekeeper and the maids are too Western-style, neither Chinese nor Western, no, I think, if we localize the boss, the positions in the mansion should be divided like this: the boss The first two members of the army—you and me; the military adviser and head of money and food—Sai Li; the five tiger generals—the morning cook, the evening cook, and three errands; the eighth general of the hussars—"

Fu Yilan stopped with gestures, unbelievable: "Are you filming Water Margin?"

Chi Yan rolled his eyes and finished drinking Yakult happily: "Hmph, this is a man's romance."

Fu Yilan was noncommittal, sipping Erguotou.

If Chi Yan wasn't such a sand sculpture, he wouldn't be interested in him, right?The sand sculptures are good, the sand sculptures are lovely.

Chi Yan deeply felt a sense of emptiness after clearing the customs. Looking at the beautiful scenery outside the balcony, which is surrounded by mountains and green, which is exclusive to the wealthy area, it is hidden under the night, the mountains and forests are swaying with the night wind, and the lush tree crowns are connected into pieces , like a large cloud of swaying clouds.

"Fu Yilan, I'm still a little nostalgic, what should I do?"

"Nostalgic for your mansion?"

As expected of the vulgar Fu Yilan, but: "There's nothing wrong with what you said."

Watching Fu Yilan drink champagne, his Adam's apple rolled, it was more beautiful than the view outside the balcony.

Chi Yan asked him with a smile: "What's your evaluation of this world? Do you think I'm so strong and powerful that I can handle the trip alone and make everyone reunite? Do you feel admiration for me? This is normal."

Fu Yilan rolled his eyes and wrote "Your face is really big", and began to comment: "The bloody world, the structure is extremely low, there are many bugs, too many mentally retarded, business wars, gun battles, spy wars, survival, enemies, opponents, no one, everyone falls in love brain."

Chi Yan's eyes twitched: "Which channel are you from?"

Fu Yilan drank all the wine, put down the wine glass, and there was a crisp sound when the stem of the glass touched the table. He folded his arms and looked at Chi Yan, with a proud expression on his face: "I'm almost bored to death."

Chi Yan was worried. He didn't know what Fu Yilan was from, and what he said made him nervous.

Fu Yilan said slowly again: "But it's okay to just look at the sand sculptures."

Chi Yan knew it well, the way Fu Yilan stared at him meant that the sand sculpture was you.

"No talent, I won the prize."

The system only went online in the middle of the night, and there was a tone other than a robot, panting: [Hoo——Hello, the host, sorry for the system failure, it has been repaired successfully, to prevent such a situation from happening again, this system has been shut down. Back up the four major systems of windows, ios, Android, and linux. If the system is overloaded and crashes again, you may need to use your mobile phone or desktop laptop to talk to the system. 】

Chi Yan stretched out his thumb: good guy, you are so handsome.

[The new world is loading normally, and the current progress is: 20%. Since the system borrows a well-known download software in this world, and spends a huge amount of money to apply for the annual membership, the loading progress will be greatly improved. Please feel free to enter the new world. world ready. 】

Chi Yan was really speechless.

show! !

For Fu Yilan's early morning flight, they got up an hour earlier. Saili had already made all the preparations. Fu Yilan was the same as when he first arrived, with only a simple suitcase and laptop, and left cleanly.

All the staff of the mansion expressed their dismay.

The feeling of being the head of the family is missing!

Chi Yan accompanied Fu Yilan to the airport. Before leaving, he inexplicably smiled at Sai Li and a group of servants who were standing at the door watching them: "Thank you for your care."

Sai Li suddenly burst into tears, quickly wiped the corners of his eyes, straightened his clothes, and stood upright: "Fu Shao has a smooth journey, young master, go early and return early!"

"Ok."

Chi Yan sent Fu Yilan to the gate of the airport, and those who saw him off huddled together in tears, but he said to Fu Yilan inexplicably, "See you somewhere."

Fu Yilan got it completely, stared at Chi Yan and nodded, without saying a word.

Chi Yan watched Fu Yilan's back disappear out of sight, among the crowd.

System: [The progress has reached 99.28%, and it is expected to take another 10 minutes. 】

Chi Yan stretched, and stood up directly from the wheelchair, ignoring the astonished eyes of other people. Anyway, in the eyes of strangers, he is A, B, C, Dingwu, but he is slightly too handsome, so there is no need to maintain a persona at all. Well, what, he is pretending to be lame, and telling the world to pretend to be lame.

That's cool!

When Ji Xiao rushed to the airport, he saw the lonely wheelchair in the lobby of the airport.

His sixth sense had a premonition that there was something violently wrong, and he rushed to the wheelchair, looked around, with an extremely anxious expression.

"Have you seen anyone in this wheelchair?"

"Oh, it seems to have gone over there."

"Thank you."

Ji Xiao went straight to the direction pointed by passers-by.

Chi Yan strolled in the courtyard beside the green plants, the sunlight penetrated through the giant tempered glass, making the floor glisten, and the green plants were all covered with gold and silver spots.

No matter how hard Chi Yan is, the system will never reveal any information about his next world. The unknown feeling is terrible, but he is not so nervous because he knows that no matter where he goes, he will meet an old acquaintance.

It's like grabbing an anchor in a storm.

During the last stay, Chi Yan chose to blow fart with the system.

According to Chi Yanhe's system analysis, he has achieved the he ending, and no matter what happens, he has to be rewarded spiritually.

It makes sense for the system to think about it: [To tell you the truth, I downloaded a lot of voice packs while I was doing repairs. You think the voice of this system is not cute enough. Now there are major voice actors for you to choose from. 】

Chi Yan, who has been dead for many years, was shocked: Is there a voice actor who can call Aunt Ni Jiang Shiki? ! !

System: [You should get started with the Japanese language book. 】

Chi Yan clenched his fists: Don't びび, gkd! !

Chi Yan was so excited that his feet jumped up and down, as if they were scalded.

Ji Xiao watched the description behind him, hehe, his legs are really not lame at all! !

"Chi Yan."

Ji Xiao called him softly.

Chi Yan froze as if struck by lightning, and turned his head in slow motion.

Looking at Shang Ji Xiao's eyes that are a little sad, a little tired, and a little relieved.

The system is straightforward, which shows the ruthlessness of Binary: [The human design has collapsed, and the accumulation of collapse points: 1, 2, 3... The accumulation is more than ten times, hello, host, personality obliteration. 】

Ji Xiao watched helplessly as Chi Yan's body made a slight "bang", as if a bubble had been punctured, turning into billions of small shiny crumbs under the bright sunlight.

Passers-by looked as usual, walked hurriedly, and kept passing by Ji Xiao.

Ji Xiao spent many years trying to find Chi Yan back. He found that when Fu Yilan returned to China, he also changed. From the outside to the inside, his appearance and personality were all different, and even his name became "Fu Lan".

He went to watch the entrance of Chi Yan's mansion, and there were still Chi Yan's servants inside, but the owner was a famous female painter, who had nothing to do with Chi Yan.

Ji Xiao felt that the whole world had played a huge joke on him.

His personality has also changed a lot, he is not so sinister and vicious, and he becomes humble, maybe because this unrequited love has left him some good things.

But Ji Xiao didn't think that Chi Yan and Fu Yilan were just a fantasy after drinking too much. He speculated that the two might have gone to other places, such as the North Pole, Mars or something.

He could only wish them not to die there.