Meiqiang's Miserable Sand Sculpture Self-Rescue Guide

On the second day, Samuel had deeper and heavier blue eyes, bloodshot eyes, and a hoarse voice, and asked Fu Yilan: "You should know in your heart that the mermaid is tempting you. Could it be that you have developed strong emotions for it in just a few days?" ?"

Fu Yilan's eyebrows are all raised, and his eyes are really sharp. You said that Brother Fu, who is invincible, bumped into such a donkey-like rival in love, and he couldn't cut him. He even showed him Chi Yan's flirt. Fuli, of course, only showed the opening scene. During the process, he took Chi Yan back to monopolize him. He was so deliberate and civilized to keep a distance from his love rival, that he even shot him with a gun, nails hit nails, and caused self-inflicted wounds.

After all, Fu Yilan has a hard head.

Fu Yilan suppressed the fire: "How many times have you met him? Are you hungry and obscene, blaming him for being good-looking?"

Samuel's heart was pierced at once, and he covered his face in pain: "...Yes, no matter whether it is a monster or not, it followed you first, so how can I get it wrong..."

Fu Yilan thought to himself, a child can be taught, if he is barely enlightened, get out of here.

Samuel raised his head, his pupils were out of focus, his eye sockets were already deep, and the dark eyes and gray eye sockets made his eyes seem to fall into darkness. He grabbed Fu Yilan's wrist tightly like a life-saving straw, and Fu Yilan swung him opened.

Samuel didn't care about Fu Yilan's bad attitude, sincerely, almost to the point of pleading: "I can bear its bewitchment instead of you, is that okay? Let me take it away, and you will return to normal."

Fu Yilan was suffocated, it turned out that he was not only Chi Yan's idiot, but also a fucking double-standard dog, "I will bear your wife's temptation for you", "I abducted your wife just to save you", "This green hat is a shot from my heart" The thread was woven for you, please accept it." There are so many Ximen Qings in the world, but this one is outrageous.

Fu Yilan stared at Samuel, without saying a word for a long time, hanging Samuel's hopes high, and suddenly laughed a few times: "Crazy."

Turn away.

Samuel looked at Fu Yilan's inhumane and arrogant back, and clenched his fists. He was not afraid of the young master scolding him, and it didn't even matter if he started. He could beat him standing up. Not to be looked down upon, to be ignored, as if he were nothing but air everywhere.

Samuel decided to change his breakthrough point. He shouldn't be soft and hard on a character who is soft and hard.

The torrential rain finally subsided for a while, but the dark clouds were piled up heavily, and the rain might leak at any time.

The four of Kate took advantage of this rare clearing to prepare the carriage and go home. It is impossible for them to be stuck at the young master's house for more than a month. Everyone has their own affairs, especially the work tasks of the three men, which have accumulated into mountains up.

Fu Yilan was the host, "Send off from ten miles away", with a smile on his face, mainly staring at his rival in love who was rushing to give him a cuckold, watching Samuel gloomily get into the carriage and escape into the misty mist, his smile immediately Confused, rolled his eyes, and ended the farce with a beautiful dialect from his hometown: "I want to fart."

Turning around and going back to the room, the door was shut with a bang, sealing the secret in this gloomy mansion.

Fuck off, Chi Yan and Fu Yilan have entered the honeymoon period for two people, he can't see anyone - he really can't see anyone, no matter where he is, he has to stick to Fu Yilan, people say that a small farewell is better than a newly married, his newly married has become a tattered old couple, Unexpectedly, with Fu Yilan's own strength, the more he is greedy, the more he will be in the top, and the love period lasts for a long time, and he just dragged Chi Yan and went on their honeymoon again.

The meaning of honeymoon is to spend money non-stop. Apart from falling in love and making people, Chi Yan is really fucking stupid. If their pair of rings could be worn all the time, they would be wrapped up now, which shows "history" It's long, and occasionally a little fun, that's how old couples should be when they have a good relationship. Why is Fu Yilan so addicted? !Endless!

Fu Yilan took advantage of the rare few days when the sun was clear, and secretly took Chi Yan to the town to play. Eating, drinking and having fun is indispensable, but Chi Yan has become a dew-drinking elf, and has already left the low-level feed, so when it comes to eating and drinking, the main thing is to watch Fu Yilan After eating grilled fish, fried fish soup, and fish soup, I asked Chi Yan if he was offended?

Chi Yan's legs were disabled at the first level, and he was forced to be abducted by Fu Yilan's human wheelchair. He was forced to watch Fu Yilan's elementary school students perform, and rolled his eyes: "Your IQ really offended me."

Fu Yilan really likes Chi Yan, who has a foul mouth. The more foul his mouth is, the more cute he thinks Chi Yan is, and because he is stimulated by his love rival, he teases and plays with Chi Yan in every possible way, in order to prove his preeminent position in Chi Yan's heart, so he said , the intelligence of Long Aotian, who is in love with the brain, will regress intermittently.

After dinner, Fu Yilan hugged Chi Yan to watch him go fishing.

Chi Yan: "Damn you enough!!!"

are you crazy!

Fu Yilan didn't feel how boring and childish what she was doing. She stood up and wrestled with a hooked fish. While walking it, she said, "Look at your kind Being caught and eaten by me, you don't feel sad at all, you are really a terrible person."

Chi Yan sighed, Fu Yilan's low-spirited illness has been "sick for a long time", not only entangled Fu Yilan's primary school chicken, but also entangled him. Fortunately, after a long illness became a doctor, Chi Yan has already accumulated a lot of fruitful results in dealing with Fu Yilan Based on his experience, he must not argue with Fu Yilan at this time. The more he fights, the more vigorous he is, and the more he scolds, the happier he is. It is Chi Yan himself who is angry.

Fu Yilan's leg was heavy, and he stared at the way Chi Yan hugged his thigh in disbelief. It was a real hug. Chi Yan even raised his head and smiled charmingly at him: "I was caught by you a long time ago, and I was eaten by you~"

Chi Yan felt Fu Yilan tremble, her fair cheeks flushed, and Fu Yilan's face was shockingly thick, and she was ashamed by Chi Yan, which showed that Chi Yan's move was in place.

Fu Yilan looked away, pretending to pull his fish: "Hmph, you have found a way to cure me."

"Are you convinced? Have you been cured yet?"

"Okay, stop teasing you, let me go, the fish is about to bite."

Chi Yan showed the arrogant and hooligan energy he had when he and Fu Yilan first started flirting: "There is a ready-made fish here, what's the point of you fishing for that?"

Fu Yilan threatened him: "Stop touching your hands, Chi Yan, you don't know how to relax? You still touch me? Believe it or not, I will treat you?"

"Come and cure, come and cure me, people can't wait."

"you're disgusting."

"I really don't understand what's the point of you fishing in the barren mountains and wild mountains, leaving such a beautiful and moving me aside, did you learn from Guan Yu?"

"You are not my sister-in-law."

Chi Yan didn't speak for a long time, Fu Yilan squinted at him, and saw through it at a glance. In Chi Yan's mind, he might really be fantasizing that he was his sister-in-law. The passionate and ethical creation in his brain was as fierce as a tiger. Fu Yilan teased: "What are you laughing at? You used to eat this ?”

Seeing Chi Yan's obsessive look, Fu Yilan couldn't help but smile: "If you really belong to my elder brother, when you fall into my hands one day, I promise my elder brother to take you home, and then I will snatch you away." run."

Chi Yan nodded: "Well, it's not very different from what I thought in my mind, but the scale is too small, and my version is more yellow."

"As expected of you."

"Heh, where is your mind not so clean, don't make big brother laugh at second brother, and don't pretend to be fishing to cover up your unspeakable desire for sister-in-law!~"

Chi Yan actually became addicted to drama, and Fu Yilan thought that he was really bullied to death at ordinary times, and finally got the upper hand verbally, not to spoil his interest, but only hit him from the side: "What do you know about dead houses? The nature of fishing and hunting Similarly, it is impossible for people to resist this primitive desire to fight and tame. As for you, as soon as I push you, you will lie down obediently. What kind of hunting desire can I have for you? Killing chickens is also the favorite, do you run?"

"You don't have the desire to hunt for me, so why don't you gnaw like a wild dog? Some people, when they get out of bed, they just look dead skinned!"

"Chi Yan, really don't touch me, I'll admit my mistake to you, okay, this fish is quite big and very strong, I have to concentrate, don't break the thread."

"I don't I don't."

Fu Yilan had no choice but to spare one hand to carry the inkstone, trying to carry him away, but the fish became cunning, the hook in its mouth loosened, and it immediately jumped desperately, and the stream was full of water after it rained On the muddy ground, Fu Yilan's foot slipped—kicked, thumped, thumped!

Fu Yilan subconsciously threw the fishing rod and hugged Chi Yan on his lap, and laughed at Chi Yan every day with stalks of [-] million fish jokes, but at the critical moment, he forgot that Chi Yan was a fish, and floated his head out of the water. My first thought was: He only knows how to plan with a dog, and if he is not careful, he will drown!

Chi Yan's two useless legs melted into a big, slippery tail as soon as they saw the water, wrapping around Fu Yilan like an octopus, laughing loudly.

"Hahahahaha, Fu Yilan is actually afraid that a fish will drown!"

Fu Yilan rolled her eyes: "Okay, fish won't drown, I will drown."

Saying that he stopped moving his hands and feet, Chi Yan quickly released his tail from Fu Yilan's body, swung his tail fin, and hugged Fu Yilan's chest tightly with his arms, which became his swimming ring.

Chi Yan kissed the drowned pretty face, looked at the loveless Fu Yilan very proudly, and said slyly: "Don't be afraid, handsome boy, you won't die with me, from now on, you will live with me In the water, as my child bride, don’t you love fishing, do you like fish like me?”

Fu Yilan inspected Chi Yan with the eyes of picking tomatoes in the vegetable market, and said solemnly: "Where is such a big fish? The first half can't be eaten at all, only the fish tail can be stewed, and it can't even be sold."

Fu Yilan was in such a mess, Chi Yan was not angry at all, he took Fu Yilan along the water, not allowing him to come to the shore: "Little handsome guy has a hard mouth, but I am so beautiful, you must be very happy in your heart? Why? Are you willing to stew me into soup? Don't worry, it is our fate to meet you in the river. I will take you to my lair. From now on, you will have to rely on me to support you. I am angry, I will throw you in the cave and starve you to death!"

Fu Yilan smiled and said nothing, Chi Yan was suffocated at home, and he didn't find it strange that he released the vigorous energy that had been suppressed for a long time. Fu Yilan couldn't help but look at Chi Yan's slender tail swimming in the waves, just like the light in the water Brilliant, reach out and touch a few.

"Don't touch it! This is a forbidden place for mermaids! If you touch it, I will drown you!"

He became addicted to acting, and started to create his own avatar. Fu Yilan grabbed the fish's butt: "Are you going to starve me to death, or drown me? A person can only die once, Mr. Mermaid."

"Hmph, you are the master!"

"I said earlier that I would take you out for a swim. Isn't the running water here much more comfortable than the stagnant water at home?"

Chi Yan was a little ashamed, after all, "What's wrong with fish can't swim!" He yelled at Fu Yilan himself, and now he is enjoying himself in the water, it's a slap in the face!He mumbled some unnutritive nonsense and muddied the subject.

Going ashore, Chi Yan, ran aground.

Fu Yilan squatted next to Chi Yan lying on the ground, with yin and yang: "Beautiful mermaid, if you plan to starve me to death, you will starve to death if you get stuck here? You must be in love with me and want to live with me, Die together."

In the end, the six-character idiom was recited up and down, which made it even more ironic. Chi Yan used a maggot chrysalis, and immediately exhausted it, sank deeper in the mud, and begged for mercy spinelessly: "Brother Lan, I was wrong. Brother, I shouldn't have said hello to you, you can hug me up! It's very uncomfortable to lie on my stomach like a bastard!"

Fu Yilan stretched out her index finger to hook Chiyan's hair: "Am I still your child bride?"

"I'll be your child bride! I'll wash and cook for you...you won't be able to give birth!"

Fu Yilan was overjoyed, picked up the dirty Chi Yan, and went straight to the jungle. It was a serious jungler. There was nothing interesting in the city. No matter in the past or the present, it was always crowded with people eating and drinking, and you had to get close to nature. Fu Yilan took off his wet coat and put it on Chi Yan's pad, which helped him keep away the pebbles and keep him moisturized. He went to pick up flammable hay and firewood by himself, and leaped directly from the age of civilization to drill wood to make fire.

When the fire was lit, Fu Yilan took off his shirt and dried his clothes. Although Chi Yan was slept to death by Fu Yilan, he still couldn't control his eyes from rushing towards Fu Yilan's abdominal muscles. It was these two rows of abdominal muscles that made him from now on. Being hooked behind Fu Yilan, he will never be able to escape.

Who is not a color batch.

Chi Yan lay far away from the bonfire, close to Fu Yilan, and pointed at the joints on Fu Yilan's spine. Fu Yilan was used to it and could completely ignore the existence of Chi Yan.

Chi Yan lightly persuaded him: "Take off your trousers too! They are all clothes on the same body, and they must be treated equally. Don't freeze Brother Fu's family."

Fu Yilan glanced at him sideways: "Is it looking for grass? You scold me again if you are grass, don't you have any clues?"

"Hey, just look for grass, just look for grass, just scold you, you deserve me! You're out of luck!"

Fu Yilan grabbed Chi Yan's arm and dragged him over, planning to do it with his mouth and force. I don't know if the fish still has itchy flesh?

When Fu Yilan was thinking about the means of punishment, Chi Yan had already started to enjoy himself in time, and he went crazy with the fragrance on his abdominal muscles.

After a half-time operation of red lock and not red lock, Chi Yan and Fu Yilan spent the whole night as savages, watching the stars and sunrise, unexpectedly: "Being a savage is much more unique than a civilized person~"

Back at the hotel, Chi Yan's broken leg recovered. Both of them were covered in mud, hairy on both ends, "overgrown with weeds", and Chi Yan's pants were still missing—it was estimated that they had wandered to the land of primitive people after being torn by fish tails. Fu Yilan was very dissatisfied, and tightly covered Chi Yan's ventilated buttocks with her hands.

The hotel owner was in a hurry. He delivered lunch, dinner, and supper three times, but none of the guests came back to the room. He thought it was an accident, until they saw how Fu Yilan and Chi Yan described it, so they didn't ask any more questions.

At first glance, he went to the jungle, that kind of unscrupulous jungler.

When we got home, it began to rain heavily again without stopping, and the honeymoon trip came to an end.

Fu Yilan went out the next day, and Chi Yan didn't ask anything. Fu Yilan had just left for two hours when the door of the mansion was slammed, and Chi Yan heard the heavy creaking sound of the servant opening the door. Later, his The door was knocked lightly three times, the force was obviously timid.

"come in."

Chi Yan was overjoyed. He spoke English that foreigners could understand!

Anli buried her head in and didn't dare to look at Chi Yan. Chi Yan recognized the servant—this man knew he was a mermaid.

Anli asked Chi Yan endlessly: "Hello, me, I have to take you to meet someone."

... Chi Yan only understood one "hello".

An Li tacitly agreed that the mermaid understood, and with all his strength, he half pushed the mermaid into the wheelchair that the young master made for it, and pushed it towards the gate.

When Chi Yan saw the figure of a man standing outside the gate, he was a little excited with anticipation. What if Fu Yilan repented, and brought him with him when he came back?

After seeing this man clearly, Chi Yan was confused. He was a foreigner with blond hair and blue eyes, and he was one of the guests who were guests at home a while ago. Didn't they all go home?

The weirdest thing was that this man was completely drenched by the rain, and his hair was dripping like a waterfall. What was he in a hurry to do? He didn't take an umbrella in such a heavy rain?

Samuel squatted down and looked up into Chi Yan's eyes: "Forgive me, I have to take you away."

"……What?"

Samuel only took Chi Yan's "sure".