Rebirth of the Waste Material Marrying a Stupid Wife
Chapter 59 The Rooster Who Can Write
"Do you think I should stew you or cook you?" Ding Yunlan said looking at the rooster.
After hearing Ding Yunlan's words, the rooster gave him a disdainful look, then closed its eyes and lay there motionless.Ding Yunlan could clearly see the contempt in Rooster's eyes, and he sneered.
"Do you think that with Qingran backing you up, I won't dare to touch you?" After Ding Yunlan finished speaking, he looked at the rooster who raised his head with a smug face. God knows how Ding Yunlan could see the smugness on the rooster's face.
"You're very proud, aren't you?" Ding Yunlan said with a smile, then stood up and walked towards the rooster. The rooster stood up with a jerk, and then stared at Ding Yunlan with its chest up.
Ding Yunlan looked at such a rooster and let out a soft snort, "Sure enough, I am getting more courageous. It seems that killing chickens is not in vain these days. But you are the last chicken in the family now. Even if I don't want to kill you, I will kill you." It's your turn. Don't you think so?"
Hearing Ding Yunlan's words, the rooster crowed at Ding Yunlan a few times, "Don't worry, Qingran is in a deep sleep now, you won't hear it even if you scream out loud."
When Ding Yunlan said this, the big rooster yelled at Ding Yunlan a few more times. Ding Yunlan couldn't understand the crowing of the rooster, so he said to himself, "After you die, I will say that you were taken away by a wild cat." Yes. You see, everything is perfectly solved like this, how great it is."
Hearing Ding Yunlan's words, the big rooster turned around and rushed out of the kitchen, but its speed was not as fast as the vines in Ding Yunlan's hand. The vines wrapped around the big rooster's body tightly and hung it up.
The big rooster screamed at Ding Yunlan, "Call again, and I'll strangle you right away." Ding Yunlan frowned and said, he was really afraid that Qingran would be woken up by this rooster. Miserable.
After hearing Ding Yunlan's words, the crowing of the big rooster stopped abruptly, and then shook his head at Ding Yunlan.Ding Yunlan smiled, "Can you understand everything I say?"
The big cock nodded, and then drooped his head.
"Raise your head." After Ding Yunlan finished speaking, the big cock raised his head with a whoosh.
Ding Yunlan looked at the big rooster that raised his head, and asked, "Do you want to live or die? Nod if you want to live, shake your head if you want to die."
The big cock nodded without hesitation.
"It's good if you want to live. If you want to live, answer my question honestly." After Ding Yunlan finished speaking, the big rooster nodded quickly. I am afraid that if it is too late, Ding Yunlan will strangle it to death. It is particularly aware of current affairs.
Ding Yunlan looked at the nodding rooster: "But I can't understand your rooster crowing, how are you going to answer my question?"
"What do you mean by nodding?" Ding Yunlan looked at the rooster that started to nod and asked, and saw that the rooster was still nodding non-stop. Ding Yunlan frowned, and after a moment of silence, he suddenly realized, "You let me put you on the ground?"
After Ding Yunlan finished speaking, the eyes of the big rooster lit up, and it cried a few times. Ding Yunlan knew that he had guessed correctly, and then put it on the ground, and then Ding Yunlan saw the rooster walking out, walking Also looking at Ding Yunlan.
"Don't look back, I'll follow you." Ding Yunlan finished speaking, the big rooster stopped looking back, went directly to the yard, found an open space and stopped, and then Ding Yunlan looked at the right side of the rooster. Ding Yunlan didn't care about it at first, but soon a trace of solemnity flashed on his face, because this big rooster actually wrote the word "I".
A big cock who can write?Ding Yunlan's gaze was firmly glued to the big rooster, and soon the big rooster finished writing three more words, which together meant, I can write.
Ding Yunlan looked at the words "I can write", and took a deep breath. This rooster is even more evil than he imagined.He was silent for a moment and said, "You mean, I said you wrote it?"
Ding Yunlan looked at the nodding rooster, and asked again: "Can you write a lot?" After speaking, the big rooster nodded.
Ding Yunlan gasped for breath, "Then can you compose poetry?" The big rooster nodded again, Ding Yunlan gasped for breath again, "Then you just write me a poem?"
The big rooster nodded, then stood there silent for a moment, and then saw its right paw moving quickly, and Ding Yunlan saw each word appear in his sight.Soon, a poem will be made.
Ding Yunlan: "..." This is still a learned chicken, he can't write such a poem.
Ding Yunlan looked at the rooster who was yelling at him with a look of complacency on his face. A rooster who can compose poetry is indeed worthy of complacency.
"Who did you learn all this from?" Ding Yunlan asked.
Ding Yunlan looked at the line written by the big rooster, and frowned: "You mean you were born with it?" After asking, the big rooster nodded.
Ding Yunlan frowned: "You are born with it. Could it be that you were born with the memory of your previous life? And you were a human in your previous life?"
The rooster shook his head, and then wrote, "I don't have the memory of my previous life, I just got a lot of things when I was born, but unfortunately I am a chicken, I can only live in a chicken coop waiting to be slaughtered, and I don't know so many things. Useful. Not only is it useless, but you have to hide your clumsiness and pretend to be stupid, so as not to be seen as abnormal."
"Born to know it?" Ding Yunlan frowned, only to see the big rooster nodded.
Ding Yunlan was silent for a moment and asked, "Then after you were sent to my house this time, why didn't you continue to hide your clumsiness and pretend to be stupid?" After Ding Yunlan asked, the rooster wrote, "You were going to kill me then, I What are you pretending to do? If you pretend again, you will die."
After hearing this, Ding Yunlan snorted, and then asked, "Why don't you run away?"
"Where can I go with a chicken that has no strength to restrain it? If I run out, I will die. It's better to stay in Dahu's house. The food in Dahu's house is still good, and it may not be able to eat when I go out. ’” Big Rooster wrote.
Ding Yunlan smiled, "Isn't it good to eat elixir all day long? It's quite good, no wonder you are reluctant to leave."
"Although I take elixirs all day long, those elixirs are the most common elixirs. The food is not good, but it can only be considered good." Big Rooster wrote.
Ding Yunlan chuckled, "Then I have really wronged you these few days. You can only eat ordinary rice and vegetables."
"Then can you give me spiritual rice and spiritual vegetables in the future? It would be better if I can eat high-level spiritual medicines, ordinary spiritual medicines, especially those that nourish the body, I'm tired of eating them." Big Rooster wrote road.
Ding Yunlan looked at it and laughed, "It's not impossible what you said, but what can you do for me?"
"I can play with your husband." The big rooster said without thinking.
Ding Yunlan pursed his lips and smiled: "I only gave you ordinary rice and vegetables for the sake of playing with my husband, or else I wouldn't even have these."
"Understood?" Ding Yunlan asked, and then saw the big rooster write: "I understand, then after your child is born, I will show you the child, so you can always eat spirit rice and spirit vegetables."
"I don't feel relieved when you show us the child, because you are too weak." Ding Yunlan said.
"Just because I'm weak now doesn't mean I'll be weak in the future. From now on, you feed me better, and I will work harder to exercise. After your child is born, I will definitely become stronger." Big Rooster wrote.
Ding Yunlan looked at what the big rooster wrote, frowned and asked, "You don't know how to practice?"
"It's not that I don't know how to practice, but that I don't have spiritual roots, and I can't practice. This is also my sorrow. God gave me a smart head, but didn't give me spiritual roots. I'm destined to die young, what a pity. "The big cock wrote with a sad face.
"Then you are really sad enough." Ding Yunlan said, it seems that the body of this chicken is still an ordinary poultry.The difference between ordinary poultry and monster birds is that ordinary monster birds cannot cultivate without spiritual roots, while monster birds have spiritual roots and can absorb spiritual energy for cultivation.
"Then for the sake of me being so sad and pitiful, you can give me something good to eat. I may live for two more years if I keep it so delicious, so I can stay with you for two more years." "The big rooster wrote like this, and after finishing writing, he looked at Ding Yunlan pitifully, if possible, Ding Yunlan thought it would shed a few tears.
Ding Yunlan just looked at the big rooster like this. To be honest, it's a pity that this big cock can't practice.And a big rooster who can't practice can't live for many years with the life span of a rooster. It's a pity, it's a pity.
"You don't have to feel sorry for me, this is my fate, I accept my fate." The big rooster saw the regret in Ding Yunlan's eyes and wrote like this. The big rooster thought he was talented, but he was trapped in such a body , it has long accepted its fate.
"Admitting one's fate is something worthless people like to say." Ding Yunlan looked at the big rooster and said this with a sneer.
The big rooster looked helpless: "I'm just an ordinary chicken, even if I have ambitions, I can't achieve them."
Ding Yunlan laughed: "You are not an ordinary chicken, so your ambition can be fully realized, unless you don't have one."
The big cock's eyes lit up, and he lowered his head and wrote quickly, "Can you help me realize my ambition?"
"Did you know how to write with your paws at first?" Ding Yunlan asked this instead of answering.
The big cock shook his head, and then wrote that he didn't know it at first, but he learned it later.
"You have put in a lot of hard work." Ding Yunlan asked.
The big rooster nodded, and then wrote: "If there is no effort, there will be no reward. If I work hard, there will be rewards, so I can write."
"Yes." Ding Yunlan nodded in agreement, "You are smart, as long as you work hard, you will be rewarded. Now I have a body training method for human cultivation. I don't know if it is suitable for you to practice, and I don't know you. What kind of results will there be after practicing? If you want, I can give it to you."
"I want it." The big cock wrote without hesitation, "I just treat myself like a dead horse, I want it."
Ding Yunlan nodded, and gave the body training method to the big rooster. The big rooster has a really good memory. Ding Yunlan only said it once, and the big rooster memorized it.
The big rooster got the exercises, talked to Ding Yunlan for a while, and then went to find a place to practice.
Ding Yunlan looked at the back of the big rooster and thought to himself, whether he can achieve anything in the future depends on its own good fortune.
After hearing Ding Yunlan's words, the rooster gave him a disdainful look, then closed its eyes and lay there motionless.Ding Yunlan could clearly see the contempt in Rooster's eyes, and he sneered.
"Do you think that with Qingran backing you up, I won't dare to touch you?" After Ding Yunlan finished speaking, he looked at the rooster who raised his head with a smug face. God knows how Ding Yunlan could see the smugness on the rooster's face.
"You're very proud, aren't you?" Ding Yunlan said with a smile, then stood up and walked towards the rooster. The rooster stood up with a jerk, and then stared at Ding Yunlan with its chest up.
Ding Yunlan looked at such a rooster and let out a soft snort, "Sure enough, I am getting more courageous. It seems that killing chickens is not in vain these days. But you are the last chicken in the family now. Even if I don't want to kill you, I will kill you." It's your turn. Don't you think so?"
Hearing Ding Yunlan's words, the rooster crowed at Ding Yunlan a few times, "Don't worry, Qingran is in a deep sleep now, you won't hear it even if you scream out loud."
When Ding Yunlan said this, the big rooster yelled at Ding Yunlan a few more times. Ding Yunlan couldn't understand the crowing of the rooster, so he said to himself, "After you die, I will say that you were taken away by a wild cat." Yes. You see, everything is perfectly solved like this, how great it is."
Hearing Ding Yunlan's words, the big rooster turned around and rushed out of the kitchen, but its speed was not as fast as the vines in Ding Yunlan's hand. The vines wrapped around the big rooster's body tightly and hung it up.
The big rooster screamed at Ding Yunlan, "Call again, and I'll strangle you right away." Ding Yunlan frowned and said, he was really afraid that Qingran would be woken up by this rooster. Miserable.
After hearing Ding Yunlan's words, the crowing of the big rooster stopped abruptly, and then shook his head at Ding Yunlan.Ding Yunlan smiled, "Can you understand everything I say?"
The big cock nodded, and then drooped his head.
"Raise your head." After Ding Yunlan finished speaking, the big cock raised his head with a whoosh.
Ding Yunlan looked at the big rooster that raised his head, and asked, "Do you want to live or die? Nod if you want to live, shake your head if you want to die."
The big cock nodded without hesitation.
"It's good if you want to live. If you want to live, answer my question honestly." After Ding Yunlan finished speaking, the big rooster nodded quickly. I am afraid that if it is too late, Ding Yunlan will strangle it to death. It is particularly aware of current affairs.
Ding Yunlan looked at the nodding rooster: "But I can't understand your rooster crowing, how are you going to answer my question?"
"What do you mean by nodding?" Ding Yunlan looked at the rooster that started to nod and asked, and saw that the rooster was still nodding non-stop. Ding Yunlan frowned, and after a moment of silence, he suddenly realized, "You let me put you on the ground?"
After Ding Yunlan finished speaking, the eyes of the big rooster lit up, and it cried a few times. Ding Yunlan knew that he had guessed correctly, and then put it on the ground, and then Ding Yunlan saw the rooster walking out, walking Also looking at Ding Yunlan.
"Don't look back, I'll follow you." Ding Yunlan finished speaking, the big rooster stopped looking back, went directly to the yard, found an open space and stopped, and then Ding Yunlan looked at the right side of the rooster. Ding Yunlan didn't care about it at first, but soon a trace of solemnity flashed on his face, because this big rooster actually wrote the word "I".
A big cock who can write?Ding Yunlan's gaze was firmly glued to the big rooster, and soon the big rooster finished writing three more words, which together meant, I can write.
Ding Yunlan looked at the words "I can write", and took a deep breath. This rooster is even more evil than he imagined.He was silent for a moment and said, "You mean, I said you wrote it?"
Ding Yunlan looked at the nodding rooster, and asked again: "Can you write a lot?" After speaking, the big rooster nodded.
Ding Yunlan gasped for breath, "Then can you compose poetry?" The big rooster nodded again, Ding Yunlan gasped for breath again, "Then you just write me a poem?"
The big rooster nodded, then stood there silent for a moment, and then saw its right paw moving quickly, and Ding Yunlan saw each word appear in his sight.Soon, a poem will be made.
Ding Yunlan: "..." This is still a learned chicken, he can't write such a poem.
Ding Yunlan looked at the rooster who was yelling at him with a look of complacency on his face. A rooster who can compose poetry is indeed worthy of complacency.
"Who did you learn all this from?" Ding Yunlan asked.
Ding Yunlan looked at the line written by the big rooster, and frowned: "You mean you were born with it?" After asking, the big rooster nodded.
Ding Yunlan frowned: "You are born with it. Could it be that you were born with the memory of your previous life? And you were a human in your previous life?"
The rooster shook his head, and then wrote, "I don't have the memory of my previous life, I just got a lot of things when I was born, but unfortunately I am a chicken, I can only live in a chicken coop waiting to be slaughtered, and I don't know so many things. Useful. Not only is it useless, but you have to hide your clumsiness and pretend to be stupid, so as not to be seen as abnormal."
"Born to know it?" Ding Yunlan frowned, only to see the big rooster nodded.
Ding Yunlan was silent for a moment and asked, "Then after you were sent to my house this time, why didn't you continue to hide your clumsiness and pretend to be stupid?" After Ding Yunlan asked, the rooster wrote, "You were going to kill me then, I What are you pretending to do? If you pretend again, you will die."
After hearing this, Ding Yunlan snorted, and then asked, "Why don't you run away?"
"Where can I go with a chicken that has no strength to restrain it? If I run out, I will die. It's better to stay in Dahu's house. The food in Dahu's house is still good, and it may not be able to eat when I go out. ’” Big Rooster wrote.
Ding Yunlan smiled, "Isn't it good to eat elixir all day long? It's quite good, no wonder you are reluctant to leave."
"Although I take elixirs all day long, those elixirs are the most common elixirs. The food is not good, but it can only be considered good." Big Rooster wrote.
Ding Yunlan chuckled, "Then I have really wronged you these few days. You can only eat ordinary rice and vegetables."
"Then can you give me spiritual rice and spiritual vegetables in the future? It would be better if I can eat high-level spiritual medicines, ordinary spiritual medicines, especially those that nourish the body, I'm tired of eating them." Big Rooster wrote road.
Ding Yunlan looked at it and laughed, "It's not impossible what you said, but what can you do for me?"
"I can play with your husband." The big rooster said without thinking.
Ding Yunlan pursed his lips and smiled: "I only gave you ordinary rice and vegetables for the sake of playing with my husband, or else I wouldn't even have these."
"Understood?" Ding Yunlan asked, and then saw the big rooster write: "I understand, then after your child is born, I will show you the child, so you can always eat spirit rice and spirit vegetables."
"I don't feel relieved when you show us the child, because you are too weak." Ding Yunlan said.
"Just because I'm weak now doesn't mean I'll be weak in the future. From now on, you feed me better, and I will work harder to exercise. After your child is born, I will definitely become stronger." Big Rooster wrote.
Ding Yunlan looked at what the big rooster wrote, frowned and asked, "You don't know how to practice?"
"It's not that I don't know how to practice, but that I don't have spiritual roots, and I can't practice. This is also my sorrow. God gave me a smart head, but didn't give me spiritual roots. I'm destined to die young, what a pity. "The big cock wrote with a sad face.
"Then you are really sad enough." Ding Yunlan said, it seems that the body of this chicken is still an ordinary poultry.The difference between ordinary poultry and monster birds is that ordinary monster birds cannot cultivate without spiritual roots, while monster birds have spiritual roots and can absorb spiritual energy for cultivation.
"Then for the sake of me being so sad and pitiful, you can give me something good to eat. I may live for two more years if I keep it so delicious, so I can stay with you for two more years." "The big rooster wrote like this, and after finishing writing, he looked at Ding Yunlan pitifully, if possible, Ding Yunlan thought it would shed a few tears.
Ding Yunlan just looked at the big rooster like this. To be honest, it's a pity that this big cock can't practice.And a big rooster who can't practice can't live for many years with the life span of a rooster. It's a pity, it's a pity.
"You don't have to feel sorry for me, this is my fate, I accept my fate." The big rooster saw the regret in Ding Yunlan's eyes and wrote like this. The big rooster thought he was talented, but he was trapped in such a body , it has long accepted its fate.
"Admitting one's fate is something worthless people like to say." Ding Yunlan looked at the big rooster and said this with a sneer.
The big rooster looked helpless: "I'm just an ordinary chicken, even if I have ambitions, I can't achieve them."
Ding Yunlan laughed: "You are not an ordinary chicken, so your ambition can be fully realized, unless you don't have one."
The big cock's eyes lit up, and he lowered his head and wrote quickly, "Can you help me realize my ambition?"
"Did you know how to write with your paws at first?" Ding Yunlan asked this instead of answering.
The big cock shook his head, and then wrote that he didn't know it at first, but he learned it later.
"You have put in a lot of hard work." Ding Yunlan asked.
The big rooster nodded, and then wrote: "If there is no effort, there will be no reward. If I work hard, there will be rewards, so I can write."
"Yes." Ding Yunlan nodded in agreement, "You are smart, as long as you work hard, you will be rewarded. Now I have a body training method for human cultivation. I don't know if it is suitable for you to practice, and I don't know you. What kind of results will there be after practicing? If you want, I can give it to you."
"I want it." The big cock wrote without hesitation, "I just treat myself like a dead horse, I want it."
Ding Yunlan nodded, and gave the body training method to the big rooster. The big rooster has a really good memory. Ding Yunlan only said it once, and the big rooster memorized it.
The big rooster got the exercises, talked to Ding Yunlan for a while, and then went to find a place to practice.
Ding Yunlan looked at the back of the big rooster and thought to himself, whether he can achieve anything in the future depends on its own good fortune.
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