Occupy the supernatural boy

In the middle of the winter night, the wind rustled, and the sleepless Xie Chenjie turned over, awakening the child curled up beside him.

Lu Fan closed his eyes, got up from the bed, and looked like he was about to wake up: "What's the matter, can't big brother fall asleep? Can I tell you the story of the little duck?"

Hearing this, the black lines on Xie Chenjie's face, do you think he is a three or four year old child?Can't sleep and need someone to tell a story to coax him to fall asleep?And the other party is a genuine three or four year old child!But at this time, Xie Chenjie was having a severe stomach upset, and the bursts of pain made him have no time to argue with Lu Fan, the business was important.

"I have a stomachache and need to go to the bathroom."

As soon as Lu Fan heard Xie Chenjie's stomachache, he became sober. He jumped off the wooden bed, stood on tiptoes to turn on the light, and then ran back to see Xie Chenjie: "Is it hurting? I'll go find the doctor uncle."

As he said that, he was about to run out to find a doctor, but was dragged back by Xie Chenjie, who had quick eyesight and quick hands: "Don't bother, Fanfan, you just need to tell me where the bathroom is."

"Toilet?" Maybe Xie Chenjie used the word 'toilet' and Lu Fan could understand it at once, but unfortunately he used the word 'toilet' which was very unfamiliar to Lu Fan, so the little guy was confused... "Going to the bathroom with a stomachache will Ok?"

Xie Chenjie, who was being tossed hard, was not suspicious, and hurriedly nodded and said yes.

"But what's a bathroom?"

"!" Xie Chenjie stopped putting on his shoes, seeing the little guy's confused and serious expression, he didn't look like he was joking, so he changed his name: "It's the toilet, big, big, that kind of place, understand? "

"Oh!" Lu Fan suddenly realized, and then squatted down to dig through the cardboard boxes under the bed.

"What are you doing?"

"Look for a flashlight." As he said, Lu Fan had already found a flashlight, turned on the switch, it didn't light up, put it on the head of the bed and tapped it twice, and it turned on.

Turning on the flashlight and putting it under his chin, with the light beam facing upwards, Lu Fan rarely made a mischievous face at Xie Chenjie. Seeing Xie Chenjie's unmoved appearance, Lu Fan shrugged his head boredly, and led the way silently in front.

"Where did you pick up this old antique, can such a weak light illuminate the way?" The surrounding was a bit abnormally quiet, Xie Chenjie had to say something to enliven the atmosphere.

"I didn't pick this up. It was sent by my father's factory. It's brighter than the moonlight, which is great!" Baby Lu Fan shook the flashlight in his hand and muttered, "And it will be darker in the woods later." Now, with it, you can light things up without stumbling and falling."

"Aren't we going to the toilet, what are we going to do in the woods?" Not to mention that Xie Chenjie hasn't noticed yet, aren't they walking into the woods in the backyard at this time!

"Hey, big brother, don't you want to be big..."

"Detoxification!" Those two words were really unsightly, Xie Chenjie couldn't help interrupting loudly. "Shouldn't we go to the toilet for detoxification? What are we doing in the woods in the middle of the night?"

"Oh, there are no toilets. When we are going to grow up, we just need to come to the woods."

"..." Xie Chenjie's face was full of black lines, the woods?Does this mean to ask him to find a place in the woods to solve it?

Xie Chenjie suddenly felt helpless, but the thing that made him want to cry even more was yet to come. After he was done, this dead child actually asked him to pick leaves to solve the follow-up matter, and he was like a pair of black glass. He still can't get angry with innocent big eyes!

At this moment, Xie Chenjie extremely hoped that his old man could rescue him from the sea of ​​misery as soon as possible. He didn't want to live through this fucking day.