The school grass owes me a first love

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The news that Cang Foreign Language's newly promoted school has a master broke the hearts of many seniors, sisters and students at the same level, but no one knows who the master is.

They only know... something to do with Sao, otherwise the strawberries wouldn't be so red.

Cheng Jue hated him to death when he knew his reputation outside. At night, he buried his head under the pillow at home, like an ostrich buried in a sandpit, with a standard posture, sticking out his buttocks.

Ye Yubei was afraid that he would be bored, so he persuaded him for a long time.

Cheng Jue didn't listen, and repeatedly babbled, the voice muffled from under the pillow: "It's all you...huh! It's all you!"

It was because of Ye Yubei's ghostly idea that he became what he is now.

Ye Yubei had no choice but to coax and say, "I won't do that in the future." Then he pulled him out of the sandpit.

Cheng Jue was still embarrassed, writhing like a worm in Ye Yubei's arms, and complained: "Do you know what they said about me? They said I was a soymilk maker! Why am I a soymilk maker? How good am I?" Can I squeeze the juice?"

Ye Yubei was easily picked up by Cheng Jue to figure out what that meant, he held him down secretly, and sighed silently in his heart.

You're really good at juicing.

some years later.

Q: What kind of experience is it to have an object with the attributes of a soybean milk machine?

Ye Yubei (anonymous):

Thank you.My boyfriend played Zhihu and disappeared.

Very good at grinding, great experience, ten years together, still love him.

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Although the newly promoted school grass is very low-key and has not revealed his identity in the forum so far, as the military training goes on day by day, people still get a lot of information.

In addition, the director of the school's publicity department needed to take pictures and write reports in those few days, in order to show the mental outlook of the college students during their military training, but the director wandered around the class with a DSLR almost every day in those few days, a very quiet little girl, squatting The photos taken in the bushes look like paparazzi, so in the photos posted on the official account, there will always be a heroic appearance of the school grass, intentionally or not.

Because of these photos, the reading volume of the article has doubled.

On this day, the little officer was taking pictures again. With her eyes on the eyepiece, she used the SLR as a telescope to scan around the group of people in Class 2201 of the English Department, looking for the tallest figure. Suddenly, her eyes went dark, and a big The palm covered her lens.

The little officer raised his head in a daze, and saw the new school girl with a handsome face slightly wet with sweat, tall and long legs, facing each other, strong hormones rushing towards his face, making people sneer...

But now is not the time to slack off.

The little officer blushed, put away the DSLR, and groaned for a long time: "That, that, that...well, what's the matter with my classmates..."

"Stop taking pictures." The newly promoted school grass had no expression on his face, and said in a calm voice, "Boyfriend doesn't like it."

Little officer: "..."

So, everyone made one thing clear, the new school grass is gay!

On that day, the girls from Cangwaiyu collectively withdrew from the arena in tears.

#追人贴!Absolutely!A freshman in the English department, with a glance of ten thousand years, this is definitely the new school grass of Cangwaiyu! #

L (Xia Hao Le acridine): Ye Yubei, male, 19 years old, graduated from No. [-] Middle School of Cangshui City, currently a freshman majoring in English language and literature, male with sexual orientation, has a boyfriend, blindly guesses that he is a high school classmate.

L (Snowflake Beef): I am from No. [-] Middle School of the city. Ye Yubei and his boyfriend are not high school classmates, but they got back together very early. They are quite famous in our area, but it is inconvenient to disclose the details, because Yubei was a school bully in high school, and he fought very hard. I was afraid of being recognized. Since I posted this post, I have been afraid to talk too much. I advise people in the building to stop digging. of.

L (Groundhog No. 1): Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?Do you have a story? I want to hear it!

L (Snowflake Beef): I won’t tell you the story, but if you want to know how sweet the two are, you can find an English tutorial book called "Detailed Explanation of High School English Basics Even Students Can Understand", the author is Meng The tactic was compiled by him and his boyfriend. On page No. 17 of the book, there are love words from Ye Yubei to his boyfriend.

L (Shallow Dad): Damn, is it so sweet, there are love words in the tutoring book?can play.But having said that, the junior is so powerful?Published your own tutorial book in high school?

L (Groundhog 2): Ahhhhhhh! ! !I want to see!I want to see!Saw it for you guys!

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L (Groundhog 2): [Image]

【Reading comprehension】

【D】

Shall? -I-compare-thee-to-a-summer's-day

(Can I compare you to a summer day?)

By-W. William-Shakespeare

(William Shakespeare)

Shall-I-compare-thee-to-a-summer's-day

[thee: Old English, you; Comapre-A-to-B, compare A to B, and the to-B prepositional phrase is used as the object complement.

Translation: Can I compare you to a summer day? 】

Thou-art-more-lovely-and-more-temperate

[thou: Old English, meaning though, but; temperate: gentle.Memory: temper, etymology humor, -ate adjective suffix

Translation: But you are more lovely and gentle than summer]

……

But-thy-eternal-summer-shall-not-fade

【Fade: Fade.Memory: Alan-Walker.

Translation: Your Eternal Summer Daily Renewal]

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So-long-lives-this, and-this-gives-life-to-thee

【Translation: The Psalms live forever, your life lives forever】

【summary:】

"Dedicated to my favorite treasure through Shakespeare's poems, the wind blowing from the river bank that summer brought your breath, and the summer with you will never fade."

After everyone knew that Ye Yubei was gay and had a girlfriend, and that he was very sweet with his girlfriend, Ye Yubei's relationship with the opposite sex finally faded away.

Then the same-sex relationship skyrocketed overnight.

The girls who had been wandering around the team of class 2201 in the English Department have become shy and soft little 0s. The forums have reminded everyone not to go near class 2201 on the east side of the playground in the near future, because the zero overflow incident seriously exceeded the standard.

But Ye Yubei was used to being indifferent, he still trained when it was time to train, and chatted with Cheng Jue on his mobile phone when he was resting, turning a blind eye to the rest.

But because he turned a blind eye, it didn't mean Cheng Jue couldn't see it.

Although Cheng Jue has a good personality, when it comes to emotional matters, he really can't tolerate a grain of sand in his eyes, and his mind is smaller than the eye of a needle.

It was rare for Cheng Jue to finish training early that day, so he went to squat Ye Yubei at the gate of Cang Foreign Language School, followed by ABCD.

The girls were not polite at all, and they were very frank: "It's nothing else, I just came to see your husband."

Cheng Jue: "..."

All right, let's see.

They squatted down until the big troops came out, and they also saw Ye Yubei.

The four girls ABCD started pinching each other excitedly, Cheng Jue was about to say hello to Ye Yubei when a milky white boy came up from behind Ye Yubei.

The eyes of the four ABCD girls instantly brightened, and they immediately looked at Cheng Jue.

As expected, Cheng Jue's expression turned resentful.

The little boy is absolutely female, with fair skin, watery eyes, and a bright red mouth. After running two extra steps, he becomes short of breath, holding his knees and being speechless for a long time.

Ye Yubei frowned slightly, impatiently waiting.

Little mother 0 wiped off the sweat that didn't exist on her chin, and said, "Student, the club will recruit new students in two days. I sincerely invite you to join the drama club. Why don't you come?"

Ye Yubei looked at Cheng Jue not far away.

Cheng Jue instantly turned his head to look at the clouds in the sky.

One, two, three, four, five... bastard.

Ye Yubei looked at the senior who didn't look like an adult again, and said in a cold voice, "No, thank you."

Little mother 0 looked disappointed: "Don't think about it..."

Ye Yubei walked forward.

Little mother 0: "Hey, junior!"

The four people of ABCD watched from a distance and shook their heads: "Tsk tsk tsk, the falling flowers are intentional, and the flowing water is ruthless."

Cheng Jue was quite annoyed: "Where can you tell that he has intentions? Is the simple relationship between seniors and juniors good?"

ABCD looked at Cheng Jue at the same time, narrowing their eyes with an inscrutable look on their faces: "Just ask you, can you believe what you say?"

Cheng Jue: "..."

You are so annoying.

On the way home, Cheng Jue didn't say much, no matter how Ye Yubei teased him, he couldn't make him laugh.

Ye Yubei thought for a while, then asked in a low voice, "Tired?"

Cheng Jue nodded silently.

Ye Yubei stopped talking.

At home, Cheng Jue went to take a shower first, and Ye Yubei rolled up his sleeves to cook.

Cheng Jue was about to close the bathroom door, when he saw Ye Yubei passing by with water for washing rice, going to the balcony to water the flowers, he was as if nothing had happened, calm and breezy.

Cheng Jue didn't get angry, and closed the door with some force.

Ye Yubei's action of watering the flowers paused for a moment.

After a while, when Ye Yubei passed the bathroom again, his footsteps paused for a while, but there was no sound of the shower coming from inside.

Just at this moment, the door swung open, Cheng Jue took off his shirt, and in the evening light coming through the frosted glass, his skin had a radiant texture.

"I forgot to take the towel." Cheng Jue muttered, and was about to go around Ye Yubei to the balcony, but was pushed back.

"I'll get it." Ye Yubei said in a low voice, and when he withdrew his hand, his fingertips slid down Cheng Jue's shoulder.

Cheng Jue's arm went numb all of a sudden.

Ye Yubei came over with a fluffy and fragrant towel from the balcony, Cheng Jue took the towel from his hand, but did not close the door immediately, but leaned against the door frame, looking at Ye Yubei with a half-smile.

The first thing he said was: "Student, the water will be released in a while. I sincerely invite you to join the bathroom. Why don't you come?"

Even the tone of voice is imitated vividly.

"..." Ye Yubei blinked gently twice, looking at him.

Cheng Jue sneered: "Don't you think about it?"

Then, without waiting for Ye Yubei's reply, he swung the towel over his shoulder, turned around and walked in, and at the same time hooked the door with his foot.

But the door was suddenly blocked by something.

Turning around, Ye Yu Beika came in with one leg.

When Ye Yubei looked at Cheng Jue, his dark eyes were serious, and his tone was quite calm: "Think about it."

Damn, just kidding.

Just as Cheng Jue was about to throw him out, Ye Yubei had already opened the door and entered the bathroom.

"What are you doing! Dog, get out! You get out..."

The door closed, and Cheng Jue's flustered but bluffing voice came from inside.

But less than 5 minutes later, amidst the sound of the shower, the clear and pleasant voice began to pant.

Through the door, it's like a cat's paws are scratching.

Hanging around in the bathroom for more than an hour, I didn't eat any food.

Cheng Jue was covered in moisture, wrapped in the quilt, hunched over, his face was still flushed, and looked sadly at Ye Yubei who was changing clothes in front of the closet.

Ye Yubei put on a crisp T-shirt, and his hair was still slightly damp. He looked back at Cheng Jue who was on the bed, and said, "I'll cook the meal for you. You can get up and eat later. I'll go out for a while."

Cheng Jue's peach blossom eyes were very red, and he squinted slightly: "Why are you going?"

Qi returns to Qi, but you still need to know Ye Yubei's whereabouts.

Ye Yubei knelt on the bed on one knee, bent down, propped one hand on the side, and rubbed Cheng Jue's soft hair with the other, his movements and eyes were full of infinite love and affection.

Cheng Jue's face turned even redder when he was met by those eyes. He was tingly at first, but now his whole body was limp into a puddle of water.

He rubbed the tip of his nose with the thin quilt, his tone softened, and he asked again: "Why are you going, it's so late."

Ye Yubei's affectionate and beautiful eyes slightly bent, and he smiled, and he said softly, "Join the drama club."

Cheng Jue tilted his head: "???"

Do you have the guts to say it again?

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