The little black dragon in the bat nest

Tonight's night patrol went well.

That's what Batman and Robin are thinking after today's tour of Gotham.

I don’t know if it’s because of the lessons of the past few days that the criminals in Gotham have finally learned a lesson. It’s rare that Gotham didn’t have too many lawbreakers, criminals, Batman and Robin will be able to go back to rest earlier.

Then, when they got to where the Batmobile was parked, Batman and Robin knew they were too happy.

"Ha, brat, try moving again!"

The confident and triumphant voice fell into their ears, allowing Batman and Robin to guess each other's identity almost instantly, and the black dragon at home with its short paws stuck in its waist and shaking appeared in their minds. With his tail raised and his head raised, he looked like a twitch.

So here comes the question, may I ask, why did the dragon that was supposed to sleep appear here?

Moreover, holding a child and grinning at the other party?

Silently falling behind Ned Hogg, Batman stared at Ned Hogg blankly, watching him shake the child inside like a toy.

For a moment, Batman felt his blood pressure was a little high.

"Niedhogg."

The voice from the voice changer froze Ned Hogg, who was still mocking.

Turning his head embarrassingly, Ned Hogg flicked his tail after seeing Batman, and subconsciously lifted up the chick he was carrying in his hand, trying to make amends: "B, I caught a little chick!"

The corners of his eyes twitched slightly, and Batman, who felt his blood pressure rose a little, remained silent, quietly looking at Ned Hogg who was showing off something in front of him.

But Robin, who was squatting by the side, finally saw clearly what the little chick in Ned Hogg's hand looked like through Ned Hogg's posture.

Then, he turned around abruptly and covered his mouth tightly with his hands.

He was afraid that he couldn't help laughing alone.

Dick believed that as long as he dared to laugh now, Little Wing's hatred for him would only soar in the future—maybe he would surpass Ned Hogg to occupy the top spot on the blacklist.

And Dick's big move naturally attracted Batman's attention.

Turning slightly to his side, Dick gestured to Batman: It's Jason.

Your second son went online successfully, and started the great business of prying the Batmobile with his script.

After receiving Dick's signal and realizing who Nid Hogg was carrying, Batman took a deep breath.

He always felt that his blood pressure would probably not drop in the future.

A disobedient dragon cub who is good at acting coquettishly, skipping classes and climbing walls, and a daring son who dared to pry the tires of the Batmobile.

The peaceful life ahead seems to be gone forever.

Is this the trouble that all fathers have to face?

Children's education and father-son relationship are really troublesome things.

Dick, who saw Batman's complex eyes, didn't care about it. He only knew that the family would be lively, and the happy life in the bat nest officially kicked off--it's a pity that the most noisy bird was not there.

Otherwise, he would be able to see the broken daily life of the dragon cub, the little bird who fell in love with his second brother, and the little wing who tried to make skewered dragon meat and bird meat.

That's when I'm really happy!

Just remembering for a moment that the family used all sorts of scheming methods and was about to be demolished almost every day, Dick couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.

The poor old father who feels headaches and blood pressure soaring every day and refuses to face the reality; the old butler who smiles and tolerates everything;

Just don't miss it too much.

Just when Dick was thinking about Damian and Ned Hogg teaming up to set Jason up, and then one person and one dragon teamed up to cover each other's sacks without martial arts, but the next day he was chased by the other party from one end of the street to the other end of the street on a motorcycle In the lively scene, Ned Hogg's voice was suddenly heard behind him.

"Dragon saw it with his own eyes! Dragons never lie!"

Seeing that Batman didn't seem to believe what he said, Ned Hogg raised the little chick in his hand and beeped loudly: "When the dragon came, I just saw him prying the car!"

"I see."

Batman nodded slightly, then walked over and tried to lift Jason down - seeing that his face turned pale, he probably felt dizzy.

Moreover, he knew very well how rough his own dragon cub's actions were. Jason's current body might really not be able to withstand Ned Hogg's tossing like this.

Jason, who was dangling in his paws by Ned Hogg and was about to vomit, finally had a moment to breathe, then he raised his head and kicked without hesitation: "Release your paws! "

I'm about to throw up!

Have you guys never considered human capacity?

Just about to return the cub in his hand, Ned Hogg was almost kicked by the opponent:? ? ?

Do you still dare to attack the dragon? !

After being stunned for a moment, Ned Hogg blew up his scales in an instant: "Little brat, give the dragon to death!"

She kindly prepared to let you go, but she didn't appreciate it!Then you have a taste of the iron fist of justice!

"Pooh!"

Wiping his face, Jason, who finally broke free and rolled around on the ground, showed disdain: "Dream, you short, fat and dark guy."

After flicking his tail, Ned Hogg turned his head slowly, staring at the human cub with his chin raised in front of him, and then his face gradually became ferocious: "What did you just say?"

How dare you...

"Heh, the ears don't work anymore?"

Jason made a disdainful smile: "I said, you are short, fat and dark! Don't fly in the sky and fall directly."

Batman, who was originally planning to stop Ned Hogg from beating someone, paused, then retracted his hand as if nothing had happened, and retreated to a suitable position.

And Dick, who was squatting aside and still watching the show, slowly stretched out his hands to cover his face.

There is no hope, the child is really hopeless.

He only knew that Jason's mouth was very poisonous at the beginning, and he didn't show mercy at all, but he didn't expect that the other party would step on minefields like this.

Now Ned Hogg was so angry that he wanted to crush him to death.

The impartial and selfless patriarch of the Bat family and the only bird at present exchanged glances, then pretended not to see anything, and went to look at the Batmobile in unison.

Well, the Batmobile is a treasure, and it can't show a scratch, so check it.

Then, on the other side, Nid Hogg, who exploded his scales angrily, spread his wings and gasped for small flames, rushed towards Jason without hesitation.

"You son of a bitch will let you know the dignity of the dragon today!"

"You will pay for your words!"

Snapped--!

This is the sound of a dragon's tail falling on a person.

"——! You fat bastard, how dare you hit me..." Ass!

"F**k! [Muffling]!"

boom--!

This is the sound of something being knocked over.

"I beep—you [Muffling]!"

"[Muffling], [Muffling]——!"

Crackling and chaotic sounds mixed together, it was extremely lively.

Batman and Robin, who were standing next to the Batmobile, looked at the huddle not far away, one person and one dragon, and fell silent.

"This……"

Robin looked at Batman next to him, and after thinking for a long time, he came up with a word to try to comfort the old father.

"Hey, at least Hei Zai and Little Wing are destined to each other, and you can see that they are having a good time."

Isn't that right, one was caught doing bad things on the spot, and the other was blown up with crazy ridicule.

It's even worse now, they're all in a ball and almost toppled the streets, can you not be happy?

Just like that, one person and one dragon still didn't forget to talk about crazy output to confront each other.

It's simply breathtaking.

However, as soon as Robin finished speaking, one person and one dragon who were fighting each other stopped at the same time, turned their heads and shouted at Robin, "Who is destined to be with this guy?"

"Ghosts had fun playing with him!"

"Are you blind?!"

"Arranging another random sentence, believe it or not / the dragon will beat you first now?"

After all, one person and one dragon looked at each other again, and Qi Qi, who was extremely disgusted, mocked: "Haven't you ever learned to speak? You have to learn from the dragon/me?"

……

"Grass!" X2

"Die" X2

Then, they fought vigorously again.

Dick, who was standing by, had already given up treatment.

And Batman raised his head slowly, slowly, looking at the night sky of Gotham City, feeling extremely tired for the first time.

This has just happened when we first met, what will happen when we live under the same roof in the future.

I'm afraid this person and one dragon are really going to tear down Wayne Manor.

The author has something to say: Brussie Baby: It's hard being a father.

Clark nodded.

The big tin can from Fulian next door sent a congratulatory message.

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Good night, little cuties! !

Because of the heavy rain, the network is not good, and there is no way to cancel the leave slip, so let's hang it up first.

I'll see the situation tomorrow.

By the way, the cuties in Henan must be careful! ! ! !

感谢在2021-07-2022:42:59~2021-07-2100:07:05期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of the yellow version is white and flawless;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!