The little black dragon in the bat nest

Under the interference of the gods of the metropolis, Ned Hogg, Thor, and Loki finally agreed to temporarily put aside the conflict in front of them, and the two sides sat down and had a good talk to explain the misunderstanding.

"Ned Hogg follows the way of killing and wants to destroy the World Tree."

Inside the Stark Tower, on the couch that has barely been cleaned up and has a place to sit down, a group of Avengers, Superman from Metropolis, Loki the evil god in Norse mythology, Gotham baby passer-by and Ned Hogg, one of the parties involved Tuantuan is sitting together and chatting.

Thor, as the most reliable Norse god (mainly because among the two gods at the scene, the deeds of the other god Loki in the myth really worried all the gods) took the responsibility of explaining about the grid' task.

"Oh, we all know this, Ned Hogg, the black dragon who destroyed the world, ate the root of the world tree, and finally brought Ragnarok...Okay, you can skip over these things that everyone knows gone."

Waving his hand, Tony Stark directly signaled Thor not to waste his precious time on these things, and turned his head to look at the very well-behaved Superman and Bruce Wayne sitting at the other end, and fired at them.

"One more thing, you, Superman of Metropolis, why are you still here?"

Superman, who was suddenly named, blinked his blue eyes, and said frankly: "I heard someone asking for help, so I came here. And Ned Hogg is my friend. In view of the unfriendly attitude of your Avengers and the Nordic gods..."

Superman, who has always been upright, showed an unfriendly and defensive expression, looked at Thor and Loki, and said seriously: "I am not at ease with you Avengers."

Who knows if he will fight with Hei Zai again after walking away?

"...Oh, I really should let those guys who boast about the gods of the metropolis every day come and see."

Tony Stark was speechless for a moment, but in order to maintain his own alliance, he still couldn't help but exaggeratedly put on a surprised expression, and said very exaggeratedly: "The upright Superman, the most just Superman in the world, now he is pulling the wrong shelf!"

"I still don't know if Superman flies with his cape, but the next time a reporter interviews me, I can say, 'I'm not sure about anything else, but Superman must be similar to our human body structure'. "

Shrugging his shoulders, Tony Stark pointed to the confused Superman and explained kindly: "Because Superman's heart is also long."

Clark: ...

"I don't know much about the structure of my body...and I don't fly with a cloak. You can answer the reporter with certainty about this next time."

He answered Tony Stark's words honestly, but Clark saw the other party showing a strange expression that was indescribable in words.

"There's a big fool."

Tony Stark, who had figured out the characteristics of the god on earth in front of him, immediately chose to open fire on another old opponent—not good at dealing with that kind of stupid big guy, can't he still hate Gotham Bruce?

"Come on, Superman can stay because of the dragon, so should the Brucey baby in Gotham stay out of the way?"

Tony Stark smiled hypocritically: "After all, what we are going to talk about next is the secret content between superheroes. It is more appropriate for Baby Bruce to go back."

"You're wrong, Stark."

With an unscrupulous smile, Bruce Wayne put his hands on his stomach in a lazy and undisciplined manner: "Are you infected by your two Nordic gods? Have you forgotten that I belong to Hei Zai?" Did the owner do this?"

This identity still doesn't allow him to stay?

Tony Stark: ... nasty Wayne.

"Thank you for your reminder."

Rolling his eyes unwilling to admit defeat, Tony Starka took the opportunity to say: "But don't you think it's too dangerous to raise a dragon? Besides, Gotham is so chaotic, and at night there is a black lacquered cat-eared man who knocks people's sap, I think it's better for you to keep the dragon with us in the Avengers."

"It just so happens that our Avengers row dough pet mascot is still empty..."

"Don't even think about it."

Like a cat whose tail has been stepped on, Bruce Wayne straightened up instantly and interrupted Tony Starka: "This is my dragon, my family's!"

With a deliberate emphasis on "my home", Bruce Wayne hugged Ned Hogg into his arms and declared his sovereignty: "Don't even think about it."

"If you have the ability, you can find a dragon by yourself and raise it yourself. I think this is definitely not a difficult task for Iron Man. After all, Iron Man is omnipotent, huh?"

Tony Starka, who was ridiculed: ...

"But the fact is... the dragon cub in front of me is the only dragon species left besides 'Ned Hogg'."

Without waiting for Tony Stark to answer, Thor scratched the back of his head and said first: "According to the information I know, all dragon species have been killed by 'Ned Hogg'."

The Avengers: ? !

Bruce Wayne: ? !

Clark Kent: ? !

"Is that world-destroying dragon so strong? All dragons, all slaughtered?!"

That is a dragon species, a powerful dragon family in myths and legends!In the end, they were all killed by the black dragon alone? !

"No no no."

Seeing that his friends misunderstood what he meant, Thor shook his head quickly, and further explained: "It's not a frontal killing."

"At the beginning, 'Nid Hogg' was successfully sealed, and the dragon clan's help accounted for a large part of the reason. Although the dragon clan lost a lot during the war with Nid Hogg, it has not yet reached the level of extermination."

"It is the curse of 'Ned Hogg' that really destroys the Dragon Clan."

Thor spread his hands, and gave the exact same words that Ned Hogg heard from Posiluta on Paradise Island.

Nid Hogg, lying in Bruce Wayne's arms and eating melons: Okay, the tragedy of the dragon species in this world has been dragged out again to flog the corpse.

Miserable, the Dragon Clan is miserable.

"Ahem, although my name is Ned Hogg, and now I also have the idea of ​​​​cutting down the World Tree, but I solemnly declare that the World Tree I want to cut down is not your World Tree."

Nid Hogg cleared his throat, and then said solemnly: "I'm actually referring to my former immediate boss."

"I have a bit of a personal feud with him, so I want to kill him, and nothing else."

Flicking his tail, Ned Hogg had an extremely serious and serious expression when he said the last sentence.

"Also, the snacks in your world are treasures!"

"Don't worry, whoever dares to make trouble with the earth will make trouble with me. Whoever dares to touch my game treasures and rations, I don't need you to do it. I will give their ashes first..." Yang!

Before Nid Hogg could finish speaking, Bruce Wayne pinched her mouth tightly, preventing her from speaking.

"Okay, since the misunderstanding has been resolved, then I will go back with my dragon first."

After lowering his eyes and throwing Ned Hogg a "Pay attention to your wording, no swear words are allowed", Bruce Wayne walked away with Ned Hogg swaggeringly.

Seeing that his little friends had all left, Clark was embarrassed to stay here, and after saying goodbye in a low voice, he also flew away from the broken hole in Stark Tower.

"Tsk, slipping really fast one by one."

After seeing that all the outsiders had left, Tony Stark pointed to Loki who was staying obediently by the side, and said casually, "Okay, now you can introduce your brother."

As soon as Tony Stark's voice fell, Pepper's phone call came the next moment.

"Hello..." I refused the reporter's interview. I don't want to go to the meeting for the time being. You can handle the rest of the work yourself, Pepper.

Before he finished speaking, Pepper on the other end of the phone rarely yelled out directly before Tony Stark.

"Stark!!! The media is crazy, the video of Thor, a member of the Avengers, and Superman, the god of the metropolis, going crazy on the Internet!"

Tony Stark: WTF?

Don't those melon-eating people run away when they encounter such a big scene?How dare you stand on the spot and record a video?

"You'd better give an explanation quickly, now the media has wrapped up the building."

Pepper continued to deliver bad news.

"And the most important thing, Tony, you actually raised a dragon in the Stark Tower?! The dragon was also recorded in the video, and now there have been rumors about this on the Internet. Tucker desperately captured the dragon for human experimentation, and the god of the world rushed to Stark Tower to save the dragon cub after hearing the call for help, and for this reason he did not hesitate to start a war with the fallen Thor'."

Tony Stark: ...?

"Oh, who wrote that sentence? It's a waste of talent not to make up stories."

With a mocking smile, Tony Stark continued: "If this kind of nonsense ability is also a super ability, then this one must be very powerful."

"Tony, don't change the subject!"

Finally unable to bear it anymore, Pepper gave the final threat and announcement.

"If you can't give a reasonable explanation and reason for this incident, you can face the storm yourself. I want to resign!"

Do you really think strong women don't want hair?She doesn't want to work overtime today!

Tony Stark: ...the nasty media.

"Later, Thor will follow me to a press conference."

Tony Stark, who quickly thought about the explanation, pointed to Thor and said: "No matter what I say later, you just need to nod. If a reporter asks, you just say that dragon is your friend. You are just talking about it." Just kidding, I didn't expect to bring Superman here, understand?"

Thor:?

"But I don't know..."

"This is not important!"

Tony Stark interrupted directly: "Follow in my footsteps."

"But I really don't know..."

Tony: Just open your eyes and tell a lie, is it that difficult?

"Oh, my stupid brother."

On the contrary, Loki, who was watching the show, made a mocking sound: "It has nothing to do with whether you know the dragon or not, it just needs you to tell a few little lies."

"It's still you on the road."

Looking at Loki appreciatively, Tony Stark looked at Stupid Thor, and then at Loki, thinking of the silver tongue and the title of God of Lies, suddenly had a bold idea.

"Loki, I heard that you are good at using magic, right?"

"Huh? Humble people in the atrium, you want me to help you? Oh, I advise you to give up this idea."

Loki sat on the chair with his legs crossed, and he just gave him an elegant and aristocratic demeanor.

"Oh? Look down on our earth, so why are you throwing it over?"

Hearing this question, Thor became energetic, and slapped Loki on the shoulder so hard that Loki almost fell to the ground.

"My brother was thrown over by my mother."

Looking at his thin brother lovingly, Thor explained: "Because my mother said that my brother's personality is too impetuous and needs to be tempered, so he was thrown here."

"In order to increase the difficulty of the trial for my younger brother, my mother also specially added a restriction of confinement magic to my younger brother. Now my younger brother is very fragile."

"Because I was afraid that my brother would be injured, I came along with him."

I glanced at Loki, who seemed to be about to vomit blood, and then at the cheerful Thor who slapped him, and the Avengers: ...

Then you are such a good brother.

"Oh I got it."

Tony Stark, who knew the details of the opponent, trembled instantly, and smiled at the evil god opposite him.

"So you know what? To live on Earth, you need to spend money."

"I, Stark, am not engaged in charity. If you want to borrow from me, it will not work if you don't pay the rent."

"Oh, you are dreaming, I am a god!"

Tony: Very well, remember your words.

"God who is going to be homeless, wandering on the streets and fighting wild cats for food?"

Rocky: ...

*God domain foul language*

Atrium people, you are despicable!

"Very well, you can pretend to be Thor and follow me to the press conference later, okay now, hurry up."

Rocky: ...

Even the donkeys in the production team don't work like this!You are squeezing God!

But in the end, God lowered his haughty head for a while.

The author has something to say: Loki: Great gods will never yield to humble humans!

Thor: Brother, do you want some fried chicken?

Loki: ...Except for the disgrace of the Protoss.

Tony: You might be on the streets tonight.

Rocky: ...

Unless it includes food and housing.