I'm Knotweed, I called the police

The freshmen are still a combination of two men and one woman.

Xia Youjie Wujo Wu dragged his family to watch them together.

Gojo Satoru licked the ice cream, trying to recall when he was in school: "Speaking of which, what were we doing when we were in school?"

Xia Youjie: "We fought and demolished the teaching building."

Jia Ruozi: "A brick fell on the head of the head teacher, and I cured it."

Wutiao·Demolition Team Leader Wu stepped on the white fence, leaving a black footprint: "No wonder I always feel that this building is relatively new, so it is."

"The freshman looks very low-key." Xia You, the top student on the surface, Jie put his hands on the railing, observing the two boys walking this way, "The blond one is of mixed race? He looks so unmotivated."

Gojo Satoru looked further away: "But that girl is a bit pretty, much more feminine than Glass."

Xia You took out the binoculars that had been prepared for a long time, and saw the girl coming in with a bag at the door, she was taken aback: "Indeed."

Jia Ruozi took his binoculars to take a closer look, and whistled: "She is not just in good shape, judging from this sister's body structure, it only takes one punch to make you two cry."

Wu&Xia: "I don't believe what you say in anger."

The two wicked DKs tied the head teacher of the first grade into the utility room, and walked downstairs to receive the freshmen in a humanoid manner.

"Teacher, he has a temporary task, please come and receive you." Xia Youjie said in a high-sounding manner, while looking at the girl who quickly ran over to join the team from the corner of his eye.

run so fast!Haven't used the spell yet.

Is it a world record? !

Hearing what he said, Hu Zhangyou looked down at his phone in a daze and said, "But the teacher said he was waiting for me in the teaching building?"

Xia Youjie: "Because I was in a hurry, I didn't have time to inform you. Magicians are like this. You will get used to it in the future."

"Understood." The girl nodded without doubting him, her brown eyes were shining with golden light, and she looked at her very sweetly, "Then what grade are the two seniors in?"

He: "Before asking others, shouldn't you introduce yourself first?"

"Okay, okay." Knotabagi Yuu took out his student ID card from the side of the backpack, glanced at it and began to introduce himself.

"I'm Knotweed You, a first-year student, currently a fourth-level conjurer, please give me your advice, senior."

Gojo Satoru came over and took a look at her student ID: "It's really a level four... I thought this level was just for show."

"Don't get so close to the girl on your own." Xia Youjie grabbed him by the collar and pulled him back, "The fourth level may also be given temporarily because he has not engaged in spell-related activities."

Gojo Satoru: "But don't we have a special rating for admission? Is this weak?"

In order to arrange suitable tasks for students, the college will conduct a rating assessment when students enroll.He and Xia Youjie were super class as soon as they entered school.

Knotweed blinked and denied, "I'm super strong! It's just that I haven't figured out my spell yet."

Her situation is very special. Before graduating from junior high school, she was just an ordinary person. One day after graduating, she was able to see the curse spirit suddenly. Because the other party was too ugly and looked like she wanted to eat people, she picked up a stone and threw it at her.

Smash the opponent directly and disappear.

The admission staff of the college in the private sector took a teeny head and wandered around, so they caught this fish for her.

As a result, after studying for a long time during the rating, she still couldn't figure out her technique.

The various tests conducted can only show that her physical fitness is far beyond ordinary people, and she has a certain degree of magic power.The spell power is very weak, so I rated her four levels temporarily.

The two in the second grade didn't pay attention to her saying "I'm super strong", and simply said their names.

Hu Zhangyou was startled, covered his mouth with his hands and whispered to the other two boys, "By the way, did the teacher tell you before the school started...that's that."

Hui Yuanyu looked blankly: "What what?"

Qihai Jianren: "Cherish life, stay away from Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie, who are in the second grade, that is, these two people."

Gojo Wumao was shocked: "Are we so scary?"

"To be honest, the two of you almost have 'I'm not a good person' written on your face." Hu Zhangyou complained, and quickly discovered the truth, "So you are not entrusted by the teacher to receive us at all, right?"

Nanami Kento: "The joke is almost over, can you tell us where the teacher is?"

The two people who were indeed not good people looked in different directions.

Knotweed: "Is it really your fault?"

"Indeed." Gojo Satoru didn't want to act anymore, and admitted directly, he said arrogantly with his trouser pockets in his pocket, "In this way, if you fight with me, I will tell you where he is. Of course, if you don't use magic techniques, I don't need them either." .”

The cute pink-haired sister nodded, and kicked him on the waist, kicking him to a big tree ten meters away.

Gojo Satoru supported his waist and stood up in a daze.

He suspected that he didn't protect his body with magic power, if so, why did he hear a "click" just now.

"I told you a long time ago that you need to practice physical skills. With your reaction speed, you can't dodge attacks without magic spells, right? Tsk tsk tsk."

Xia Youjie taunted his bad friend, and then said to Hu Zhangyou: "Then I want to try it too."

Hu Zhangyou looked at his hand and confirmed, "The teacher said that facing a conjurer who can protect the body with all-round magic power, it will be difficult to produce results without going all out. Is that true?"

"Theoretically yes."

But it actually works wonders.

Didn't that just kick your waist until your bones cracked?

"Okay, then—I'm going to make a move!"

The young girl punched the senior in the face enthusiastically. Xia Youjie dodged in time to save his handsome face, but he was overwhelmed by her next coherent movements.

In the end, his waist also made a "click" sound, and he hit the same tree as Gojo Satoru.

"Yo Xi!" Polygonum cuspidatum clapped his hands, "Quickly let my teacher go, or I'll get slapped in the face."

The two strongest conjurers released the head teacher of the first grade in a trance, and reflected on the ridicule of the family.

Gojo Satoru still couldn't accept it: "She really didn't use the magic power."

The kick he kicked could penetrate a half-meter-thick wall.

Xia Youjie also couldn't accept it: "Is this really a physique that human beings can have?"

He practiced for many years, but he could only split three bricks.

Taking advantage of Gojo Wujo's confusion, Jiarui Glass took one of his lollipops and stuffed them into his mouth: "Let's study her body another day."

Anyway, only the two of them lived in the girls' dormitory.

-

Although Knotweed is just a newcomer to the magic world, she is quickly regarded as the most proud student by the first-grade head teacher, by the second-grade head teacher as a messenger of justice, and by the first-year students as a class flower (? ), is regarded as a best friend who can take a bath together by the family.

Gojo Satoru feels that Xia Youjie is the only good friend in this world, and he hates Knotweed Yu as much as he does.

Until he saw that these two people stayed up half the night, learning some martial arts in a small stove.

The beating was so hard that he was inseparable, his clothes were disheveled, and he was dripping with sweat.

He also said with a straight face, "I am doing tasks and classes during the day, and there is nothing wrong with practicing at night."

These words also deceived the school girls who were willing to trust him, even the monkey didn't believe it.

Xia Youjie, shameless.

Wujo Wu chose to join, and he and Xia Youjie exchanged hair every night.

After a period of time, both of them have made gratifying progress in their physical skills.

Knotweed stood beside him and applauded.

-

Not everyone can enter the college, the staff is sparse, and their respective hours are basically staggered, so there is no cafeteria, and every student has to cook by himself.

When they were in the first grade, Wujo Gojo and Xia Youjie once pinned their hopes on the only girl, Jiarui Nitzi.

Jia Ruozi directly used the leftover materials from his own dissection to cook a pot of soup for them, with white rice and red wine.

Gojo Satoru, who was trying to be lazy, learned to cook overnight.

Xia Youjie then pinned his hope on Wujo Wu.

Gojo Satoru brought him a tamagoyaki with [-] million points of sugar.

Xia Youjie tried to learn cooking skills overnight, but failed miserably.

After a year, it's just a full stomach.

The situation of the new first grade is far better than theirs.

At least everyone has basic cooking skills. Cuisine includes western pastry and traditional cuisine and modern cuisine. Among them, the cooking skills of Polygonum cuspidatum are so good that they can't be a magician. They can support a family when they open a restaurant.

It's a pity that Hui Yuanxiong and Polygonum cuspidatum are both too good to eat.

The two of them!never!Neither!Eat some leftovers!

Even the sandwiches made by Qihai can be eaten in two bites!

Qi Haijian really couldn't stand the death stare from the second grade, and told his two classmates: "Although it is likely to make them push their feet, let's bring an extra portion of their food next time. "

If you don't, you will be pranked.

Today is also the day I want to quit school.

The two natural systems suddenly realized.

Hui Yuanxiong: "I thought the seniors thought we were too good to eat, so we finished eating as soon as possible every time."

Knotweed You, who has been having breakfast and dinner with Nitro, said, "So I wanted to share food with us, I understand!"

Wujo Goku endured his excitement and waited for a day, until Xia Youjie passed him arrogantly with two lunch boxes in his arms, and finally exploded.

"What about mine?! Am I not a senior worthy of respect and love?"

Hui Yuanxiong, whose collar was lifted by him, looked blank: "Senior Xia You said that you only eat sweets, I can't make them."

Knotweed You on the side: "I've run out of sugar, I'm planning to buy it when I'm on task in the afternoon."

Gojo Wu left behind his juniors and went straight to Xia Youjie.

After a while of ping-pong-pong, the two people who were both beaten knelt in front of the night moth Zhengdao, showing no remorse.

-

Tiannai Lizi's mission dispatched everyone in the high school.

Although Xia Youjie didn't take this matter to heart at all, he took the opportunity to hold the hand of Hu Zhang You with a tragic face and said: "If I come back successfully, you can be my girlfriend."

Polygonum cuspidatum held his hand instead, with the same expression as his: "If I come back successfully, you can be my boyfriend."

Because she can run fast and can coax the children, she was sent to pick up Riko Tenuchi. Wujo Gojo and Xia Youjie were responsible for clearing the obstacles on the way for them, and the others provided assistance.

Gojo Satoru patted the hands they were holding: "Puppy love is prohibited."

Nana Ming passing by: "..."

Is it really good to entrust the future of the magic world to these people?

Or he might as well drop out of school early.

Tennei Riko was received to the high school very smoothly, and followed behind the knotweed, feeling nervous, sad and helpless, and forced herself to comfort herself.

Then I heard the knotweed said to Master Tianyuan: "It is wrong for me to kill a person in order to save thousands of people, so can you let her go?"

Then Master Tianyuan agreed.

Riko Tennouchi:? !

It took a long time for Riko Amouchi, who suddenly changed from a junior high school student to a high school student, to wake up from this incident, and lived a painful life of studying enchantment.

Xia Youjie and Polygonum cuspidatum become a couple.

Gojo Satoru's plan to make everyone single fails.

Fortunately, he became the strongest single.