I'm Knotweed, I called the police

1. Do you also want to be a tiger breeder?

Orihara Pro also accepted the purpose of this group given by the system is very simple.

He learned the lesson from last time he gave Hu Zhang You a trick, and decided to start with his competitors and trick them out of the runway one by one.

The effect seems to be OK.

Some people have become permanent staff in prisons, some are elders or juniors, some have gone farther and farther on the road of blind dates, and some have simply forgotten who this tiger is and always thought they were talking about another person.

No one in the group can compete for the last breeder.

After making all the preparations, he tidied up, wore a ring that symbolized his status as a single nobleman, had a chance encounter with the other party, and prepared to start as a friend.

Although Knotweed Yu was amazed that "Gan Le Jiang is so cute, he is a boy", but he quickly became friends with him.

It was when the topic of "long live single" was discussed that she smiled awkwardly.

"This... I'm not single anymore." She said and then hesitated, "Love is really sweet."

Orihara Rin was also stunned after hearing this.

"when did it happen?"

"Just a few days ago."

Lin Ye: "...Congratulations."

After fighting with him for so long, the opponents are all losers, right?

2. The following commits the superior & the superior bullies the inferior

Ever since establishing a relationship with Xia Youjie, Knotthu Zhangyou often has a sense of guilt of "I fucked my teacher", and at the same time a sense of excitement of "I fucked my teacher".

Maybe because she has been with the evil forces for a long time, she has also become a bad woman.

Otherwise, I wouldn't want to do something to his clothes every time I saw the other party's well-dressed clothes.Seeing him casually wearing clothes after exercising, I wanted to do something to him.

But in the early days, she still maintained respect and love for her elders, and tried hard to restrain herself.

But if she did something with her ability, it would be an accident!

Xia Youjie received a sparring request from Hu Zhangyou after a long absence.

He raised his eyebrows slantingly, and put his hand on his chin: "Why do you suddenly have this interest?"

Knotweed You, who harbored evil intentions, said without changing his face: "I want to try to see if I can defeat you with physical skills alone!"

When she was still in the teaching stage, she almost lost all the way.

Although her strength and physical fitness are better, her combat experience and skills are still lacking.

After eating Su Nuo's fingers, her strength index rose, and she once fell into the illusion that she was invincible, so she started to hack all kinds of simple and straightforward hacks, no skills, just like chopping cabbage.

It's also good to take the opportunity to recall.

Someone who was just greedy for the opponent's body gradually went into a misunderstanding. It was not until he accidentally cut off most of the opponent's sleeve and caught a glimpse of the muscular and taut arm that he suddenly remembered his original intention.

"Not bad." Xia Youjie threw the cut off sleeve on the ground indifferently, raised his hand to wipe the sweat on his chin, and encouraged him with a smile in his eyes, "Continue."

Knotabagi Yuu became excited.

She suddenly understood the reason why men can make their knives faster.

The two fought heartily for more than an hour.

finally.The knotweed pinned the man to the floor, with his legs pressed against the opponent's waist, one hand held a knife and stuck it on the right side of Xia Youjie's head, and the other hand pressed the opponent's shoulder so that he could not move.

Xia Youjie looked extremely embarrassed, the knife fell not far away, his clothes were cut so hard to cover him, and even his hair was spread out and spread on the wooden floor, black and shiny.

He still smiled calmly on his face, which was constantly dripping with sweat, the blush from the exercise dyed to the end of his eyes, and the slender eyebrows and eyes that were originally very holy revealed a compelling beauty.

He: "You won."

Knotweed You didn't know whether this sentence was more gratifying or joking. The two emotions of nervousness and excitement occupied her mind, and she just mechanically made a voice after hearing the compliment: "Good!"

The deep and hoarse laughter rolled through the very close space between the two and fell into her ears, causing ripples.

Xia Youjie: "Do you want any reward?"

At this moment, Hu Zhangyou felt that she was a student who worked hard and made good grades. The teacher was very happy to reward her, but she had some kind of obscene thoughts.

Feeling guilty again, she swallowed and said, "You don't mind if I make you like this."

Saying so, she didn't let go of her strength at all, she still pressed the opponent, and even glanced at his broad shoulders and collarbone from the corner of her eye. Such a condescending perspective was hard-won.

She had obviously stopped moving, but she was still extremely hot, and sweat dripped down her chin onto the other's collarbone, and her heart trembled.

Xia Youjie pursed his lips: "Do you mean that you intentionally chopped off my clothes, or that you scratched the back of my hand?"

"Ah?! Are you injured?!"

Yu Zhang Yu suddenly woke up from the state of lust and insanity, pulled up the knife and threw it eight feet away (Muramasa:?), knelt down on the side, grabbed his hand and looked at the back of his hand for him to check.

She breathed a sigh of relief after discovering that it was only a small wound, and said apologetically, "I'll treat you right away."

Before she could use her spell power, she felt a huge force coming from the hand they were in contact with. After a while, someone was pressed to the floor.

This time it's her.

The cold hair slid down Xia Youjie's ear, and fell onto the face of Hu Zhangyou, making her want to brush it off, and because of the panic that suddenly rose in her heart, she dared not move, the black hair blocked part of the light And other scenes, she could only stare blankly at the people on her body.

Looking at it from this angle, it looks even better...

Xia Youjie smiled and said, "You scratched my clothes 37 times in total. Are you sure you didn't hurt me with any of them?"

Hu Zhangyou wanted to say, "You are doubting my level", but then remembered the wound on the back of his hand, and said guiltily, "Should...it should be."

He leaned down a little, and asked in a neutral tone, "Are you sure?"

Polygonum cuspidatum began to swallow again: "No... not sure."

Help, there is a male vixen seducing someone here! ! !

Or the kind she couldn't blame.

"Then...do you want to check them one by one?"

Knotweed directly gave in: "Yes."

It's okay for my own vixen to be hooked!

Don't say that the teacher is not a teacher, it is better to be a teacher!

3. How many good brothers do you have?

Halfway through the autumn, Knotthu Zhang Youren called Knotabagi Youren, and asked vaguely: "Um...sister, how many brothers do we have?"

Polygonum cuspidatum looked confused: "Ah? Isn't there only one?"

Two-faced Nuo is definitely not counted.

Just a Verlaine.

Fuck - it seems like she hasn't been back to Yokohama for a long time to get in touch with the other party.

Being in love is really mind-boggling.

I hope that the other party will not come to Tokyo_(:з」∠)_

Yuzu Yujin looked back at the bulging face with "I am your Onisan" written all over his face, and reconfirmed: "But the other party said he was our biological brother."

Hu Zhangyou thought of something, and took a breath: "Ask him, if any of his parents have sutures on their foreheads."

The bulging face looked ugly, but he still nodded.

Knotweed covered his face: "Is the other party human?"

If a certain guy is really dead, don't give her peace of mind.

Knotweed Youruhito: "It's not all..."

"...Understood, what did the High Commissioner say?"

"I hope he can accept supervision and reform. Mr. Wutiao's idea is to let the Panxing Sect take him away."

So as to dispel the arrogance of a certain guy.

Knotabagi Yuhito didn't say this half sentence.

In order to avoid some family ethics dramas that made Knotthu Zhangyou shut up, the fact that she and Xia Youjie were together is currently only known to some magicians in Tokyo.

But Gojo Satoru had already scolded Xia Youjie for this for a long time.

Knotweed hesitated for a while, but agreed.

Even if the cards had been reshuffled, the inclusive and open magic world could not tolerate her "brother".The experimental subjects of Yansuo, including Fu Heihui's sister, can only feel at ease in Panxing Cult.

Zhang Xiang led his younger brothers into the big family of Panxing Sect very naturally, and also became a sister control very naturally.

Knotweed was struggling to deal with the relationship between him and Xia Youjie. In order to appease his partner, he took him out on a date. As soon as he went out, he saw Verlaine and Zhongya Zhongyuan who came to visit.

His eyes drifted away, and he saw the two-faced Su Nuo who was observing in secret.

With a stiff face, she forced a smile: "Brother, why are you here?"

Verlaine narrowed his eyes: "When you call me that, you usually make a mistake."

At this time, Lu Xiang came out from the door, and asked in a puzzled way: "I still can't understand why you two can't take brother with you when you go out to play?"

Everyone: "..."

What followed was extremely chaotic.

Verlaine was furious when he found out that his sister was not only secretly in love, but also had a "brother" hidden away, and started a fight with them at the gate of Panxing Sect.

Su Nuo took the opportunity to teach Pan Xing.

Gojo Satoru set up a field, controlled the fire in the backyard first, and then removed the field when a group of people were able to beat the melee.Then he and Su Nuo started pulling each other's hair.

Hu Zhangyou, who was not persuaded to persuade him, sat on the ruins of the Panxing Sect with a dull expression on his face.

There was a lot of fighting behind her, and there was a mess of scolding among the ping-pong-pong, but these had gradually moved away from her.

I can't live through this day, I have to move to Mars to get better.

Is there any non-existent memory that can brainwash them and make them give up their attachment to her?

A passing classmate Fu Heihui expressed deep sympathy for her and invited her to stay at the Chanyuan home for a few days.

The kind Huihui said: "Senior Maki is now the head of the family. If you don't want to stay here, you can go and hide for a few days."

Knotweed was moved to tears: "You are such a good person, Hui."