I'm Knotweed, I called the police

"You are... Dazai?"

Knotweed asked hesitantly.

Osamu Dazai supported his waist that was made a crackling sound, and gasped: "Do I look like I've changed a lot?"

"The change is very big, and I feel that the temperament is different." Knotabagi Yu handed the boy to the adult (boy & adult: ???), and ran to help Dazai Osamu, "Is it much taller than me now? "

She reached out and compared the heights of the two, and judged that the height of the other should be more than 1.8 meters.

When the two of them met, he was only in his early 1.6 meters.

But compared to the gloomy and dark mafia cadre, this slightly frivolous look feels cuter now.

"...You are too much!"

Osamu Dazai didn't know why, but suddenly became unhappy.

Knotweed: "Huh?"

He: "I prepared ten thousand words to condemn you for abandoning me and not caring about being happy outside, but I can't speak at all when you look like this."

Her eyes drifted away guiltily, not daring to look at him: "Ah... I haven't asked how you are now."

Dazai: "Jumped to Mr. Mori's opponent's house with my friends, and I'm currently working as a detective."

Yuu: "Wow, are you in Fukuzawa-dono's Armed Detective Agency?"

Dazai: "That's right, every time I see Mr. Mori's ugly face, I'm very happy."

Yuu: "Hahaha, you are really too bad."

Dazai: "Speaking of which, I also have a tiger now, but I always like to fight with Oda writer Akutagawa, and the compatibility between cats and dogs is really bad..."

Yuu: "Little tiger? Is this allowed? Domestic beasts or something, sounds dangerous to other people."

Dazai: "The ability is to become a tiger. Although that child is as kind and enthusiastic as you and will complain, but he is much more honest than you, and he is very easy to deceive."

You: "Tsk tsk tsk, I thought you had learned it well, but you still like to lie."

……

The enthusiastic chat between the two made the anger of some people present rise steadily.

Yumeno Kusaku rushed over and grabbed the sleeve of Yuzu Yuu, smirking at Osamu Dazai: "Long time no see, you are still so annoying, Osamu Dazai."

Osamu Dazai: "You're still so short, Q. I didn't expect you to successfully escape from the surveillance of the port mafia. What are you doing now? Are you still killing people?"

Yumeno Hisaku: "He is a good student now, so don't spout blood."

Dazai: "A primary school student should act like a primary school student. If you don't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you doing with a little girl?"

"Okay, you're about the same." Knotweed stopped them from hurting each other in time, and regained the familiar headache, "It's already midnight, let's talk tomorrow if we have anything to do."

"But I have no place to sleep." Osamu Dazai grabbed her other sleeve and looked at her weakly and pitifully. "And I don't have any money on me, and the phone was broken when it just fell off."

Knotweed: "...I am really puzzled, why do you always have no money?"

Dazai · face is thicker than the city wall · Zhi: "I don't know, anyway, when money is needed, there will be kind people generously donating money."

She shook her head: "I also heard that I came here overnight to scold you for three hours."

Osamu Dazai said something that Kunikida Doppo had come to scold him for five hours after he had reached an agreement with Nakahara Nakaya overnight: "Now I have a new partner, and I have already left Chuya's wallet behind."

Xia Youjie endured and endured, but still couldn't hold back, walked over and pulled Yumeno Kusaku's hands away with one hand, and Dazai Osamu's hands with the other hand, pulled her out from between the two of them and stood in by himself, with a smile on his face Ask: "Who is this... Mr. who doesn't look very bright?"

Knotweed blinked his eyes, always felt that the atmosphere was a bit strange, and explained: "It's my younger brother in Yokohama, called Osamu Dazai."

Xia Youjie: "...do you have any other younger brothers?"

These two are not fuel-efficient lamps. What kind of life did she live in Yokohama before? ?

She: "Well... Zhong also can be regarded as."

He: "You have so many younger brothers." There is one Gaozhuan, and the total is four.

"There are more than just younger brothers." Osamu Dazai said meaningfully.

Knotabagi Yuu was reminded by him, thinking of what happened in Yokohama, he immediately gasped for breath and lost interest in chatting: "Dazai, you came here alone, right?"

Osamu Dazai knew what she was worried about, and comforted him, "I've already changed jobs, so I won't inform my old employer."

Although the port mafia probably already guessed what happened to her in Tokyo.

"That's good." She breathed a sigh of relief, seeing that Dazai Zhi was so cute and cute, she tugged on Xia Youjie's sleeve and said, "Please take Dazai in too! Although he is not a magician, he is a supernatural being. Not an ordinary person."

Xia Youjie: "...there is a suggestion to let him sleep under the flyover."

For a man of 1.8 meters tall, why don't you just ask a woman with a good relationship to take him in for granted?Those who didn’t know thought you wanted to eat soft rice!

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows: "Yu, who is this?"

Knotweed: "Ah, I forgot to introduce, this is my teacher, Mr. Xia Youjie."

"He's quite lenient." And it doesn't look like he's treating you as a student.

She didn't think much about it: "Because I'm living with other people at his place for the time being, he must agree to take you back. Well, speaking of which, my house is still empty, why don't you live there?"

Her proposal was immediately accused by Osamu Dazai: "Are you going to let me live alone in an empty house and suffer from loneliness?"

She: "...Then you should live under the flyover, it's very lively there."

Osamu Dazai: "Speaking of which, do you know what Shibusawa is doing now?"

Hu Zhangyou immediately turned around and tugged at Xia Youjie's sleeve: "Take him in too, please!"

Escape is shameful but useful.

Although I don't expect to hide for a lifetime, but I can hide for a while.

Xia Youjie could see that she had something to do with Dazai Osamu, so he didn't refuse again, but he was quite concerned about that person named "Shibusawa" in his heart.

On the way back, Xia Youjie found strangely that the magic spirit following him was disappearing. There was no other magic power, but it just dissipated inexplicably between the heaven and the earth.

Although they were all unimportant spell spirits of the second level and below, this situation was not normal no matter how they looked at it.

He released more curse spirits as a test, but every time he looked back, he only saw that everything was normal, and when he turned around, another curse spirit disappeared.

Knotweed Yuu stepped on Dazai Osamu quietly.

Osamu Dazai tried to remain calm, but he burst into physical tears from the pain.

Oops, haven't seen her for a few years, she seems to be getting more violent.

Xia Youjie, who saw this scene through the shared perspective of the mini magic spirit on his shoulder, slowly raised his lips, and his long hand passed behind Yu Zhang Yu, grabbing Osamu Dazai's collar fiercely, and he spoke with a smile : "Yu, go ahead, I have something to tell him."

Her: "Okay, okay."

Yumeno Hisaku said very considerately and understandingly at this time: "It's okay, we can wait for you."

Then the three of them stood there, watching Dazai Zhi screaming and being dragged away by Xia Youjie.

The following scene was too bloody, and Knotweed covered Yoshino Junpei's eyes with his forehead.

Yumeno Hisaku cheered loudly with his arms around the doll.

"Put hard, his vitality is very tenacious, don't be afraid of killing people."

"That's right, hitting in the face, you are worthy of being a super conjurer, this level is admirable!"

……

Yoshino Junpei felt that today's experience was like a dream, and he was so confused that he couldn't tell whether these people were good or bad.

Call it a bad guy, they just got rid of the curse spirit, they didn't do anything to his accomplice, and they planned to take him in.

Let's say he is a good person, but this taste does not seem right.

Everyone has a murderous smell.

Wait, why did he go with them? !

Pulling off the hand covering his eyes, he said, "I can't go with you."

Knotweed: "Ah? Why?"

Junping: "I want to go home. If I don't go back before dawn, my mother will call the police!"

Feeling completely out of touch with normal people's life, Knotabagi You said, "That's right, then I'll take you back."

"No, I'll just go back by myself."

No matter how safe she looked, it was impossible for him to let a girl send him home.

"Then this is for you." Knotweed held the boy's hand and spread it upwards, took out a card from his pocket and put it on it.

Yoshino Junpei's ears were red and his expression was tense: "This...is this?"

"The business card of our Panxing Sect." Hu Zhangyou coughed, and began to sell it enthusiastically, "Panxing Sect, a well-known protection organization for conjurers in the industry, has been committed to the rescue of magicians for ten years, and the strength of its members Strong, friendly and friendly members, you are always welcome to join.”

Junpei: "...Isn't this the Cursed Master Group?"

Knotweed continued to promote without changing his face: "So we provide retaliation services for the victimized magicians. If you say [-] slaps, you won't just slap ten slaps."

As strange as it sounds, Yoshino Junpei was shamefully moved.

He swallowed, and summoned up the courage to ask, "Then... will it be you who I contacted?"

"Just contact me." After beating Dazai Zhizhi, Xia Youjie dragged the corpse (?) back, tore off the hand of the knotweed, and held him by himself, "Hello, I am the leader of the Panxing Sect, Xia Youjie Jay."

Shunping felt that this person's grip on him was terrifyingly strong, but he still turned his head to look at the girl next to him, and nodded politely: "Hello."

Xia Youjie returned to the Panxing Sect with a low air pressure, arranged for Osamu Dazai the room with the worst light and the farthest distance from Yu Zhangyu's room, and then stuffed Yumeno Kusaku into the system room.

Seeing this scene, Nanako and Mimiko started whispering.

Nanako: "Why doesn't Lord Xia You look very happy?"

They all went to play elsewhere super sensible.

Mimiko: "If two people go out, four people will not be happy when they come back?"

The two of them seemed to have a close relationship with Yuu.

The two sisters shook their heads and decided to wash and sleep first.

That night, Knotweed had a nightmare, dreaming that all the supernatural beings from Yokohama came to Tokyo overnight, chasing after her.

She has been running, from the street to the sea, from the sea to the sky, from day to night.

I even feel that I can win the championship of all running events.

But still got caught.

Waking up from the soft big bed, Hu Zhangyou gasped in shock, got out of bed slowly, washed up carelessly, rushed out and knocked on the door of the system, wanting to ask if there was anything he could do.

As a result the system is not there.

So what is our demonic system doing?

He's handing out flyers with a pretty pink-haired loli.

"I always feel that I will be scolded and beaten when I go back." The system said worriedly.

Okura Yeko: "You are distributing leaflets faster while saying that. I reasonably suspect that you have masochistic tendencies."

"Marriage notice - my mother is in her young age, beautiful in appearance, kind-hearted, considerate, sunny and positive, rich in family property, powerful in strength, but she always encounters unkind people and suffers from mental illness. Now I am looking for a husband-in-law for her, who is required to be good-looking and able Accept multiple people, regardless of gender or age, it is best to have a certain ability to guarantee your own safety, and we will not be responsible for any accidents."

Orihara Lin was also holding the flyer in his hand, and was shocked by the information revealed on it for a moment.

He looked at the flyer, and then at the system that made him feel somewhat familiar.

His tone was terrified for the first time: "Lingtang is..."

System: "My surname is Polygonum cuspidatum, I am three years old now, don't be afraid."

Orihara Lin was also hit hard.

This... I haven't seen you for four years, and her child is already three years old?

Return both children!