I'm Knotweed, I called the police

"No, we don't accept stepmothers!!!"

The little bastard with the system in his hand, the knotweed followed Xia Youjie, and suffered a fatal lightning strike as soon as he entered the door.

Xia Youjie who was standing in front of her also paused, and it took a while to find his voice: "...What are you talking about?"

"You ran out in the middle of the night, and you came back with a woman and child in the middle of the night, didn't you just want to find a stepmother for us?" Nanako asked him very bluntly.

Master Xia You didn't know what happened to him outside two days ago, when he came back he had a strange expression and often lost his mind.

They were worried that something sad would happen to him again.

As a result, during the day today, he asked them if they could accept two more people living in the house.

They agreed with their mouths, but they immediately became vigilant in their hearts.

Master Xia You has rescued quite a few sorcerers over the years, but only two of them lived with him, and he made other arrangements for the others, even if they were minors.

And their concerns are not without reason.Master Xia You waited until they fell asleep before going out. He must be planning to bring them back quietly, and then introduce them tomorrow after thinking of an excuse.

Heh, they didn't sleep at all, but got up not long after he went out and started staring at the road outside the door from the window.

Sure enough, he saw a beautiful woman and a little boy with white hair following him.

The atmosphere was harmonious, as if the two of them were redundant.

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, Nanako glared viciously at the little boy in Yu Zhang's arms, trying to defend her family status.

The little boy seemed to be frightened by her eyes, and buried his face on the woman's shoulders, his shoulders trembling.

The system is almost dying of laughter.

I didn't expect that there are so many talents in this world, and there is no need for him to arrange them, which made this trip quite exciting.

Mimiko observed the situation, tugged Nanako's arm, and whispered in her ear, "Master Xia You has never been married, so you can't call her stepmother?"

Nanako seemed to be poked into a sore spot, she couldn't maintain her gnashing expression, she burst into tears, she turned her head stubbornly and said, "Yes, we are just children picked up by Mrs. Xia You, and we have no right to interfere with your emotional issues at all. Even if you want to marry a woman with children."

"What's going on in your little head?" Xia Youjie poked her forehead, speechless and embarrassed, "I don't want to marry her."

Nanako raised her eyes happily, and after thinking about it, she felt something was wrong: "There is no difference between unmarried and cohabiting."

Don't think that she is easy to deceive when she is not yet an adult!

Xia Youjie: "..."

Withdrawing his hand and pressing it on his forehead with throbbing veins, he stuck for a long time before saying: "Don't think about it, I brought her back because her situation is very special, there are many people looking for her outside, this child belongs to my friend. "

Mimiko asked slowly: "Your friend's wife and children want you to bring them back? Where's your friend?"

"His family still wants to marry the two of them..." Xia Youjie paused in mid-air with his hand that had just left his forehead, his expression froze, and his words froze.

I don't know how to explain it.

The two sisters looked at him from astonishment to understanding, to heartache, to firmness.

It seems to say "I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, but we will support you unconditionally".

"Stop, wait a minute, listen to me."

Yu Zhang didn't want to explain at first, but because the situation was going in a more and more outrageous direction, if she didn't explain again, Tsurumi River's water could not be washed away even after she drank it dry.

Although she is desperate for this world where everyone misunderstands her, she still has to live here, as long as there are as few misunderstandings as possible.

She thought vicissitudes.

"First of all, I," she pointed to herself, "my name is Hu Zhang You, and I am a single underage who has never been in a relationship."

"Secondly, he," she shook the collar of the system in mid-air, "has no blood relationship with me, nor does he have any blood relationship with Gojo Satoru. He just follows me."

"Then, all the rumors and misunderstandings about me are all this guy's fault."

Probably because her tone was too firm, and there was a hint of murderous intent, the other people present believed her words.

Xia Youjie breathed a sigh of relief.

He has been struggling with this matter for a long time, and he doesn't know how to get along with her.If she really had nothing to do with Wu, he would be much more relaxed.

That's right, how could Wu that kind of person have a partner and have children.

"So he?" In fact, Xia Youjie, who also vaguely felt that something was wrong with the system, looked at the system condescendingly with a scrutinizing gaze.

The system tilted its head and found that the plot had been cut in the middle, feeling a little bored, and said coldly: "A kind of mimicry."

"You're very courageous." Xia Youjie felt that the other party was really courageous. He dared to pretend to be the son of Wutiao Wu. He was afraid that he had never been beaten. "How old are you?"

System: "Three and a half years old." Converted to the age of ordinary humans in this world.

He is the youngest of the clan.It is also the most perfect and outstanding.

He has the ability to create the laws of reality, and in their civilization, apart from the main god, he is the only one who can do this.In this way, it is also possible to restore the world on the verge of destruction and keep it running.

It's a pity that the only woman who can appreciate his ability only wants to die with him every day.

Xia Youjie sized him up with stern eyes, and sighed, "This is the first time I've seen a three-and-a-half-year-old kid like you."

System: "I advise you to read more three-and-a-half-year-old literature, and then you will find that I am better than you imagined."

Xia Youjie raised his slender eyebrows, didn't say anything, but took the collar of the system from the hand of the tiger stick, lifted him into the air like scratching the nape of the cat's neck, and said to the tiger stick with his head tilted: " The room is the guest room at the end of the corridor on the left, let Nanako and the others prepare some things that you may use, if there are still things missing, let them take you to buy them tomorrow."

Polygonum cuspidatum scratched his own ponytail and said solemnly, "Thank you."

To live a life of being raised by all kinds of people again...

But to be honest, she was still very greedy for what the system said, Xia Youjie could teach her about mantras.

It is absolutely impossible for her to believe and accept the system's optimal solution of "making all the villains fall in love with you", so self-improvement is the path she should take the most.

There is still one year left, and she wants to try to see how strong she will become if she can use the magic power.

Can she defeat the man who manipulated the ice who chased her back then, and can she catch the "mother" who used her children as experiments and tools?

"It's nothing, I've always been nice to magicians."

The eyes of the man in the cassock were filled with unknown complex emotions, and the knotweed can only feel a heavy and gloomy sadness and struggle, a feeling that is about to break down.

But when she looked at this man, she felt that he was powerful, kind and compassionate to all beings.

"Then all the more thanks," she said.

"I accept it, go to bed early." After Xia Youjie finished speaking, he turned around and walked to the other side naturally.

The system he carried:?

He shook his leg: "What are you doing?"

Xia Youjie: "There is no room prepared for you, so stay with me for now."

The system couldn't believe it: "I'm sleeping with You."

Xia Youjie's voice was cold: "She's not your mother, she has no obligation to sleep with you."

The system gritted its teeth: "Then you are not my mother, why should I sleep with you?"

"makes sense."

The tall man nodded, stretched out his other hand to open the door, threw the system out, and closed the door.

Sitting on the icy ground with a system with a cute face and no disadvantages, he fell into deep shock.

This is different from what he imagined!

He thought that based on the friendship between Xia Youjie and Wujo Wu, not to mention confessing him, at least he should be more tolerant to him.

Obviously according to the data, this person is very gentle and tolerant to the cubs!

Polygonum cuspidatum laughed so loudly that if she hadn't had neighbors, she would have been reported to the police as a nuisance.

Little bastard, you have this kind of time too!

Clapping his hands, he tidied up his sleeves slowly, Xia Youjie knocked on the cabinet in the entrance and said, "Okay, it's already early in the morning, go to sleep."

Mimiko tentatively asked: "The one outside the door... don't you care?"

"Such an outstanding three-and-a-half-year-old genius, we don't need to worry."

Knotweed gave him a thumbs up.

Then she entered the guest room arranged for her, and saw a certain three and a half year old genius without any surprise.

The little boy who copied the appearance of the young Gojo Satoru sat on the big soft bed with his knees hugged, his head drooping, looking quite aggrieved and sad.

She was also a little sad: "You sat on the ground just now, but now you are sitting on the bed?"

It's a brand new bed, she hasn't sat on it yet.

The system raised its head in disbelief, and sternly complained: "It's fine if you don't comfort me, you laughed at me just now! You still despise me now! I'm still not your little baby!"

She shook her head resolutely: "You have never been my little baby."

She probably has more than 20 hours a day trying to hang up the system to play.

The system sighed for a long time, and said in a disillusioned tone: "When you signed the contract with me, you were very grateful to me."

"Did the contract at that time mention that I would fall into the current situation?"

As soon as Katsuo Yuu thinks about what is waiting for her in Yokohama, she becomes so depressed that she doesn't want to eat or sleep.

She has always had the courage to face the reality, but she just wants to procrastinate this reality, or find a hole to bury herself in.

"No, it was you who said you were willing to take unknown risks." The system said confidently.

He didn't even think about how to do it.

"Hehe." She walked over, lifted him up again, opened the door, threw it out, and closed the door in one go.

He threw himself on the bed and rolled in grief.

The soft quilt exudes the smell of sunlight, obviously well-baked.

On the surface, a certain two girls did not welcome anyone to join, but in fact they obediently made as much preparation as possible in a short period of time.

In this world, there are very few people who are unwilling to get along with Polygonum cuspidatum.

There are also very few people who don't want to make friends with her.

To put it bluntly, from a three-year-old child to a 90-year-old forgetful and long-winded old lady, she can have a good chat with each other.

After learning that she didn't want to be their stepmother(?), the sisters were a little embarrassed by their vicious attitude, and they chatted with her for breakfast, and directly regarded her as a half-sister But the sisters who lived under the same roof took people to sweep the mall with the huge sum of money that Xia Youjie allocated to them.

Also went straight to the clothing area.

When he was pulled to change into a shirt that was one size smaller, and insisted on wearing an obscene look, Knotweed You hadn't realized anything yet.

When pulled into a deep-V black body-breasted top, she thought there was something unique about the sisters' tastes.

When she was bought a halter sweater, she paused alertly: "Isn't it necessary?"

Mimiko who was holding the sweater said innocently: "It's very pretty, it's even prettier than the three hoodies you bought earlier."

Knotweed: "I don't think you two dress like this either."

Nanako, who bought a bunch of black silk fishnet socks and returned to the team, said bluntly, "Aren't we just humiliating ourselves by wearing these?"

Most of the clothes they shopped for today were the ones that they usually covet, but flat breasts don't match.

Hu Zhang was silent for a moment, but still struggled and said, "But I don't really like this type of clothes."

Just thinking about convenience and not paying attention to the amount of fabric on the clothes is two different things from intentionally making colors.

"Show us the clothes, let's make a reference!" Nanako said confidently, holding her hand on her slightly heaving chest, "Although I don't have it yet, we are in the growth period, maybe we will soon There it is!"

The knotweed blushed and pulled back his hand, but finally did not refuse: "Then only wear it at home."

Two sisters: "Yes!"

Then excitedly bought a lot of clothes.

Because they bought too many clothes, the bedroom couldn't be spread out, so the three of them got together in the activity room.

Probably seeing Knotaba Yuu's resistance to certain clothes that make people look up, Mimiko very cleverly took a black sailor suit and red plaid skirt with black silk for her to change into.

The three of them were all girls, and after the curtains were drawn, Knotweed You immediately undressed and changed.

The tasteless beige long-sleeved hoodie was lifted up, revealing the girl's strong abdominal muscles and smooth waistline, as well as wide hipbones and upturned buttocks.

Nanako and Mimiko took a breath of air at the same time, then touched each other's soft belly, then shook their heads in disgust and withdrew their hands.

Polygonum cuspidatum raised his eyebrows, a little amused: "The more you exercise, the better you will be."

Nanako shook her head resolutely: "Exercising is impossible, and don't make false advertisements. No matter how hard we practice, we can't become like you."

People and their constitutions cannot be generalized.

They have followed Mr. Xia You for so many years, and they haven't even learned how to split bricks with bare hands.

Smiling and shaking his head, Knotabagi Yuu quickly took off his outer clothes and began to wear a jk uniform that he had never experienced before.

"This... the coat is a bit short."

Too short to cover the navel.

"And so are the skirts."

Can cover buttocks.

A certain person who realized that he had been tricked sighed, and followed the wishes of the sisters, sitting on the mat and starting to put on stockings.

Fortunately, these are just ordinary smooth black thigh socks, there is no other moth except for the point.

Nanako didn't know whether she was excited or shy, she blushed and said, "Um... Sister Yu, can I touch your precious abdominal muscles? I want to experience something I don't have."

"Well... come on."

There is no point in refusing to wear it all.

Mimiko's eyes also lit up: "I want to touch the legs. I really want to know how long the legs can be if they are 1.7 meters."

Nanako nodded vigorously: "Yes, that's right, there is material for dreams like this."

Probably because the little girl is cute, and her envious tone is also very sincere. This speech does not appear to be obscene, it only makes people find it funny, but also wants to satisfy them.

Hu Zhangyou propped his hands on the mat, posing his body generously: "...Come on, come on."

After a rather brief period of restraint, the sisters quickly rushed over and began to fight.

Nanako touched her tight muscles and sticky waist under her hands, she closed her eyes and said, "You have abdominal muscles here, and Mimiko's is a fat belly."

Mimiko raised her eyes and gave her a gloomy look: "Aren't you?"

Then he ignored this heartless sister and felt a leg wrapped in black silk.

The legs of Polygonum cuspidatum are not the slender and white legs that are popular nowadays, but have muscular curves, round and straight, completely in line with the aesthetics of strength, and they will definitely look good and attractive when exercising.

Mimiko: "Does Yuu like kicking people?"

With such long and powerful legs, it's a pity not to kick people.

"When fighting."

Knotabagi Yu, who gradually felt strange because of the two people's overly stroking, immediately shut up to cover up his strangeness after speaking, and turned his head away from the two of them embarrassingly, the crimson color spread from his cheeks to his neck, and he was so nervous that he started to sweat .

However, the tighter she tensed, the two sisters climbed higher.

I'm starting to regret agreeing to this...

After Xia Youjie finished handling things, he was a little worried about whether the two sisters could get along with the newcomer You, so he came back early.

As soon as he entered the door, he heard You screaming in embarrassment and panic from the activity room: "What are you doing?!"

His expression changed, and he ran over to open the door of the activity room in two or three steps.

Then stay where you are.