I'm Knotweed, I called the police

After adding this cute netizen named "Gan Le", Hu Zhang You first said that he would send the account over for a follow-up conversation, and then dialed [-] without saying a word, and then sent it in a steady and implicitly expectant manner with an attitude of asking for advice two words.

【Long Live Single: Please tell me. 】

Orihara Lin, who was eating breakfast in the cafeteria, also looked at the incoming text message and raised his eyebrows.

The lady looks anxious.

[Gan Le: (*/ω＼*) Thank you, boss~ Can you tell me the specific situation first?

Long Live Single: Huh?Why did you guess that I'm a girl.

Gan Le: Although there are suspicions of map guns, most boys will enjoy the emotional disputes caused by themselves. They are more confident in their own charms and like to show off than girls. 】

Knotweed immediately felt at ease again.

From this point of view, he was a well-researched boss, and because he was on the Internet, he erased the time and place and briefly explained his situation.

[Gan Le: Wait a minute, I'll get back to you after sorting out the context. 】

Even his speech was filled with a sense of reliability.

She couldn't help calling the other party another [-].

[Gan Le: Stop, stop, stop, there is no need for so many, really _(:3」∠)_, I will return it to you. 】

She held back without hesitation.

Becoming a rich woman for the first time, it turns out that happiness is so simple.

She would be happier if she didn't have Shibusawa's 5000 million in her balance.

[Long Live Single: You’re welcome, if this matter can really be resolved, it’s not too much to give more.

Gan Le: Great.So what is your situation now: Is there more than one person who for some reason considers you a girlfriend and refuses to listen to your explanation and does something drastic? 】

Knotweed directly shed tears, and sent a tearful sentence "Yes, is there any way to make them realize the reality".

It is impossible for her to find them as boyfriends, and it is even more impossible for her to be on multiple boats!

[Gan Le: It sounds weird, isn't it really a prank against you? 】

There were tears in her eyes, and she deeply felt that this was like a ridiculous prank.

[Long Live Single: Friend, have you heard of superpowers?

Gan Le: Got it, touch Miss Sister.It's not your fault, don't take it too seriously.

Long Live Singles: It's them who have it against me.

Gan Le: I will try my best to get you out of here! 】

After communicating with this enthusiastic and kind netizen for three hours, Polygonum cuspidatum calmed down, had an epiphany, and was relieved.

She felt that even if there were three men outside the door looking for her at the same time, she could still walk out without looking sideways, and then make them fight and forget her existence with a few words.

That's right, why didn't she think of using a madman against a madman!

Sure enough, she was still too kind before.

The knotted knotweed tidied himself up, opened the door and walked out with his head held high, intending to buy something delicious to reward himself.

As soon as she took a step, she was as frightened as if she had seen a ghost. She took a big step back into the room and closed the door, leaning against the door and panting.

What the hell did she see? !

A large group of port mafia members in black suits blocked the downstairs of her house, and in the middle stood Osamu Dazai and Hisaku Yumeno in front of a silver Rolls-Royce Phantom.

What are you doing!

Now the extreme bloody romance novels are not happy to write like this, okay? ! !

It was so strange that she couldn't help but want to open the door and take another look.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw Osamu Dazai and Q smiling, and a dozen or so strong men in black suits with guns behind them.

"Hello, Miss!"

The deafening greetings attracted the attention of people from several buildings in the front, back, left, and right. Even through the windows, corridors and walls, Knotride You could feel those eyes that almost made her burn.

And Osamu Dazai, who felt that it was not enough, said in a cheerful and pleasant voice: "We are here to pick you up!"

Social death is nothing more than that.

I just want to blow up here overnight and escape to another earth.

Slowly clenching his small fists, Katsuo Yuu looked at Dazai Osamu with piercing murderous eyes: "I'll give you a chance to save yourself."

This poor kid is really skinny.

Last week, I just pretended to have an affair with her, and played all kinds of pranks.

She must cure him.

Osamu Dazai was alerted suddenly, picked up Kusaku Yumeno from the ground and handed it to Yu Zhang Yu, resolutely betrayed him: "Q told me that Mr. Mori has a daughter who lives outside, and hoped that I would take you back." Rumors about him.

Yumeno Hisaku nervously tore off the arm of the doll in his arms, looked at her unkind expression, and whispered, "I'm sorry."

But not sorry.

If not like this, how can we get her to come to him.

Knotweed covered his face in pain, thinking that he might need a plan to deal with other relationships.

Just thinking about it, she raised her head to look at the two faces that made her stomach hurt, and sneered: "So why are you making such a big fight?"

Osamu Dazai looked innocent: "I heard that girls nowadays like this kind of face-to-face meeting that attracts so much attention."

She raised her hand and smashed his head: "Thank you."

Osamu Dazai let out an "Aww", threw Yumeno Kusaku to the ground, graciously opened the door for Yuzu Yuu, and drove back to the port mafia.

Knotaba Yu didn't hold back when he got out of the car, but kicked Osamu Dazai with his foot. After being quickly dodged by the other party, he didn't give any extra glances, and went in with Q in his arms, who was very dizzy.

Yumeno Hisaku who was "too dizzy" opened his eyes and glanced at Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai felt a little baffled, and planned to show the child some color.

Mori Ogai took time out of his busy schedule to do a paternity test.

Knotweed You, who had become proficient at this, sat alone in a corner playing with his mobile phone after drawing his blood.

As if he didn't care about the outcome.

Mori Ogai, who couldn't help his curiosity, suddenly asked, "Do you know Shibusawa Tatsuhiko?"

The kid didn't seem interested in him.

Hu Zhangyou: "I arrested him, I reported to the police, and I did not do anything else related to him."

Gan Lejiang told her that at this time, the person who must be the first mover should firmly put aside his relationship, so that what others think is other people's business, and it will not be her fault.

Her upright attitude made others look sideways.

Mori Ogai was silent: "Our port mafia is not happy to call the police."

It's usually the party that stops others from calling the police.

She looked up: "It has nothing to do with me, does it?"

He: "Aren't you my daughter? According to the traditional rules, you will be the heir of the port mafia."

Knotweed Yuu opened his mouth, wanting to say that there is no such thing, but also thinking that because of Shibusawa, she became the other party's biological daughter last week, and now adding Yumeno Kusaku, then this matter really cannot be repeated. Really.

"...You have no obligation to support me."

That's all she could say in the end.

"According to your age, you can't be an adult." Mori Ogai, who is still a young man in his early thirties, puts his hands in his pockets, with an adult's sense of superiority, "Even if a child grows as tall as an adult, no matter how mature he is dressed, he will be dismissed." Recognize it."

Besides, she is still very young.

Even if it is more than 1.7 meters, it still looks very tender.

The girl blinked: "Of course it's also very good if you want to take care of my meal."

Judging from the situation last week, Mori Ogai doesn't care too much about her (he won't ask too much if he doesn't go back at night), and he is usually very busy. After avoiding him, she can get along with others normally without embarrassment.

For her, the Port Mafia is indeed a safe and suitable place to hone her abilities.

"You seem to already know the result of the appraisal."

She asked back: "How do you think the port mafia got 5000 billion?"

You cheated me in my name!

He: "... I am very happy to have a daughter like you."

The identification results after a few hours did not produce any surprises.

Polygonum cuspidatum said in a flattering tone: "It seems that I am really your own daughter."

Feeling that his daughter was very strange, Mori Ogai threw away the appraisal report and asked patiently: "Is there anything you want? I will try my best to agree as compensation."

She was not polite: "Find me a coach who can take me."

Nothing is as important as her getting stronger.

That way, the next time someone points a gun at her and calls her out on a date, she can slap him backhanded.

Mori Ogai heard her tone, and immediately arranged for the best coach of the Mafia in the whole port.

The other party was pinned on the floor by his newly picked-up daughter, unable to get up.

Feeling ashamed, he pressed his forehead and said, "Well, you go out to play first, and I will choose for you when they come back from the mission later."

This level can only be brought by looking for supernatural beings, but most of the current supernatural beings in the organization are busy with tasks.

But the face still needs to be recovered, he thought about it.

Knotweed took Yumeno Kusaku leisurely, climbed over the wall and ran out skillfully, avoiding the main entrance to reduce the chance of being discovered by strange people.

The boys on patrol pretended not to see it sensibly, but when she turned over the third wall, she suddenly saw that the big one she had put on the wall in advance was missing.

"Q?" she called out.

Nothing happened there.

Polygonum cuspidatum knocked on the wall, but still didn't get any reply.

So she smashed the wall with one kick, and a large piece of the wall fell to the ground with a bang, revealing two dull faces in the dust and smoke.

Osamu Dazai: "Now, are all girls this powerful?"

He didn't feel any power fluctuations, that is to say, the wall was kicked down purely by physical strength.

Yumeno Hisaku took the opportunity to bite him and break free from him, ran over to hold the hand of Yu Zhang Yu, and complained loudly: "He covered my mouth to prevent me from speaking, just to scare you."

She narrowed her eyes: "Really?"

Osamu Dazai: "I'm not, I'm not, I just want to hang out with you guys."

Knotweed still took him out to play together, mainly because if he climbed the wall like this, there would be someone who could pass the child.

Even more damning, she saw Gogol when she reached the fifth wall.

Although the other party didn't know her, he still greeted her warmly: "Hello, I'm here to kill you."

The moment the other party called out "Xiao You", Knotabagi Yu threw Osamu Dazai over: "Let me introduce you, this is the man who was by my side recently."

Gogol subconsciously caught Osamu Dazai, intending to see what kind of thing it could seduce his girlfriend.

Taking advantage of the other party's inability to use the ability, she went up and knocked Gogol unconscious twice, and then called Tiaoye Caiju to ask him to come and arrest him.

The whole set of operations was done in one go, even Osamu Dazai was dumbfounded.

Knotweed found that after the correction, the other party did not have much memory of getting along with her. When greeting her, she seemed very polite and unfamiliar, saying, "The Supernatural Secret Service Division gave you my private number, please trouble me to work next time." After that, Quickly took away Gogol.

She speculates that her current position should be an upgraded version of "Miss Huzhang, an enthusiastic citizen", "a non-staff auxiliary member of the Supernatural Secret Service Division".