I'm Knotweed, I called the police

A large number of people from the Supernatural Secret Service Section quickly came and surrounded the alley. After waiting in full force, the executive officer walked into the alley cautiously, and then saw the unconscious Shibusawa Tatsuhiko and the strange pink-haired girl .

He: "...Did you call me and say you caught Shibusawa Tatsuhiko?"

Although his job number is not considered confidential, it is not something everyone can have, right?

And the girl in front of her is not in the file of the supernatural agent.

The knotweed perfunctoryly perfunctory him: "Yes, it's me, you can be sure, if it is, take it away quickly and don't let it out to harm others, I will go first."

The people in the Supernatural Secret Service Section, who made people feel safe, also forgot about her warm-hearted little partner. Now she feels that this place is very dangerous, and she just wants to leave quickly.

The ghost knows whether the person just ran away or was secretly observing.

"Wait—" the executive officer reached out to stop her, and said in her puzzled expression, "I hope you can cooperate to answer some questions."

She: "There is nothing to answer. It was just an accident to meet him. I caught him only because I have strength and the virtue of protecting the city. I can't disclose more."

Executive officer: "I mean, do you want to claim the bonus? Just sign it."

After a short silence, Knotweed You resolutely signed to receive the bonus.

The barber shop just now is inconvenient. Even if she doesn't have to give Gogol haircuts, she still has to eat.

Whether the information is leaked or not, she probably will send it to them (smiling strongly).

Judging from the gentleman who chose to run away just now, even though today is only Monday, she can't even think about being safe.

Back at the barber shop just now, after resigning from the boss and getting three hours' wages, Knotweed lying on the table in the milk tea shop, with his face pressed against the wall of the cold lemonade glass, he was holding his phone, trying to delete Shibusawa. Long Yan's contact information may block him.

No need to charge, no need to be connected to the Internet, the mobile phone full of her thoughts is now like an old mobile phone that has been stuck for a long time, no matter how she slides it, it will not change.

The "1" behind Tatsuhiko Shibusawa's name is dazzling and frightening.

Incompetent and furious, she smashed her phone on the marble table twice, buried her face in her arms, and whimpered in pain.

I knew it was this thing that messed up! ! !

It was agreed that the whole world would forget me, but when I turned around, the other side had progressed to an outrageous plot like "Although my girlfriend is on many boats, it's not her fault".

Her reputation seems to have never existed, woo woo woo.

"This lady..." The waiter brother poked Hu Zhangyou's arm.

Knotweed raised his head in confusion, realized that he was in someone else's shop, looked around embarrassedly, and whispered after finding no one there, "I'm sorry to bother you."

"No, no, that's not what it means..." The little brother shook his head, handed her a cup of mung bean smoothie in his hand, and said with a blushing face, "You look anxious and distressed, I hope it can make you happy Calm down."

His eyes were a little erratic, and the colleague at the counter gave him a positive look, so he stood up again, smiled and faced the girl in front of him, trying to heal and infect her.

Knotweed: "...Thank you."

Then I ordered a cup of mung bean smoothie to pay on the APP, and then confirmed receipt.

This is what it means to refuse further communication.

The little brother returned to his job in disappointment, and comforted himself in his heart that such a beautiful girl with such a good figure must already have a boyfriend.

My boyfriend drank a whole glass of lemonade with a lot of knotweed in one go, and while eating smoothies, he was thinking about what to do in the future.

Now we know that the contacts in the default address book can remember her.

But no idea how this was triggered, or what his memory looks like now.

If you want to test the trigger conditions, you will inevitably have to deal with supernatural beings, and you will inevitably trigger that damn passive.

And the number in the contact note looks really scary, she can't imagine that there are multiple scenes of Shibusawa Tatsuhiko...

Feeling that the future is dark, Knotweed leaves the milk tea shop anxiously, and eats in Chinatown all afternoon with the bounty of Shibusawa Tatsuhiko.

In another part of the city, there are also people who are upset about Shibusawa Tatsuhiko.

This person is Dazai Osamu.

As if just opening his eyes, the whole world knew that Shibusawa Tatsuhiko used 5000 billion as a betrothal gift to the young lady of the port mafia.

No one knows who this "big lady" is, but money and beauty are people's eternal pursuit, and they are also popular in gossip, and they are full of speculation about it.

In just a few days, the whole port mafia has deduced the "truth" of the matter: Osamu Dazai fabricated the identity of "Missy" to engage in online dating with Shibusawa Tatsuhiko, cheating the other party's feelings and cheating money.

They even privately circulated photos of Osamu Dazai in women's clothing.

Don't know if it's true or not, but it's pretty cool.

There are even absurd rumors that "Osamu Dazai is actually disguised as a man".

"Why don't you guess it's Chuya? Obviously you are smaller and more beautiful, and you have a proud and savage personality like a young lady." Osamu Dazai, who was sitting in the office, patted the table angrily and said.

Zhong Yuanzhong also sneered: "Of course it's because I can't do such a thing, and someone is a bastard who has no bottom line. By the way, isn't it you?"

"I wouldn't do such a thing, okay!" Osamu Dazai raised his voice. He didn't expect that even his partner didn't believe him, so he was so angry that he wanted to directly confront Ryuhiko Shibusawa.

"And why does no one suspect that Mr. Mori really has a daughter and is in a relationship with Shibusawa Tatsuhiko?"

"Because young girls are not worthy of a daughter." Koyo Ozaki opened the door of the office and gave Osamu Dazai a knowing blow, "A message from the Supernatural Secret Service Division said that Shibusawa Tatsuhiko wants to see his girlfriend. Go, Dazai." one time."

Osamu Dazai: "...No, I won't go!!!"

If he really went there, the rumors would be confirmed, and he would no longer be innocent.

Koyo Ozaki picked him up with one hand, and regardless of his struggle and shouting, dragged him out and threw him into the car headed to the prison of the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

The scene was so miserable that even Ango Sakaguchi who was passing by couldn't bear to turn his head and laugh.

Dazai Osamu and Shibusawa Tatsuhiko sat down across a glass pane, with the same indifferent expressions.

Shibusawa Ryuhiko: "Are you blind? It's fine if you didn't bring my girlfriend here, but bring a man here."

Osamu Dazai raised his eyelids: "Tofu, now everyone in the organization thinks that I am a man disguised as a woman to deceive your feelings, or simply think that I am a woman disguised as a man."

The staff laughed awkwardly and said, "Then who is your girlfriend?"

Shibusawa: "That's the one who caught me."

Osamu Dazai:?

Osamu Dazai, who had many doubts about this, was loaded into the car again and sent back to the port mafia.

And Yu Zhang, who was called to the prison, heard the scariest words he had ever heard since he became conscious.

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko: "I decided to be a good person so that you can't send me to jail again."