I, married, be an idol [entertainment circle]

Ying Wenjue called Li Chao: "Going out for dinner today?"

Li Chao said: "No, I have to broadcast live. It's my birthday."

Ying Wenjue turned pale with shock, and said, "Isn't it tomorrow? I've already made a reservation, don't tell me there's an oolong!"

Li Chao smiled slyly, and said, "If you coax fans to donate today, you will have entertainment funds tomorrow."

Ying Wenjue came to his senses and exclaimed, "Sure! You're still smart!"

Li Chao snorted and laughed, especially wretched.

Apart from a handsome face, Li Chao has nothing to show for it.Fortunately, she has no face and skin, and she can still be a women's clothing anchor and make a living on the Internet.

Ying Wenjue had known him for seven years, and it was Ying Wenjue who coaxed Li Chao onto this path.

Ying Wenjue said: "That audition, you really don't want to participate? Station L said that as long as you go to the audition, you will be given a three-month home page seal, three months! You can become the most popular in station L in one fell swoop. Women's dress boss!"

Recently, the men's group audition variety shows are very popular. Station L wanted to participate, so it pushed a few trainees over.As the recording was approaching, one of the trainees had an accident and couldn't go, so the platform discussed with Li Chao and asked him to participate in the first episode.I don't expect him to go down, mainly to use the platform to associate the label "women's clothing boss" with L station, which is equivalent to an advertisement.Li Chao didn't need to practice singing, dancing, or rapping. He just followed his usual live broadcast performance. The program team gave enough shots, and then he was eliminated in a round. It was perfect.

""Boys"?" Li Chao said helplessly: "It's really not good, what if you are picked out to get married?"

"Cousin is so aggressive, let's take advantage of the opportunity to show off his affection, lest Xiaolang's hooves go to him every day..." In the end, Ying Wenjue felt that something was wrong, and quickly explained: "Li Chao ,That was not what I meant……"

In addition to the relationship between fox friends and dog friends, the two are also somewhat related.Li Chao has been married for more than three years, and his husband, Lu Jialin, is Ying Wenjue's cousin.Li Chao and Ying Wenjue are not very likable characters in the family, but Lu Jialin is "other people's children" in the eyes of everyone, who grew up excellently since childhood. At the age of 16, Lu Jialin made a movie to coax people, and even won the best actor.Even though he seldom showed up afterwards, the reputation of the young actor has already spread.

After becoming an adult, Lu Jialin made fewer appearances in the film and television industry, and was mainly busy with business matters, seeing that he was about to take over the Lu family.

Li Chao couldn't figure it out, Lu Jialin was so awesome, how could he have such a sloppy cousin like Ying Wenjue?

Ying Wenjue also couldn't figure it out, how could my cousin be so domineering, that he would fall in love with a weak otaku like Li Chao?

Fortunately, both of them knew their own weight, even if they spurned each other, it didn't affect the two of them hooking up shoulder to shoulder, like a nest of snakes and rats.

"At that time, everyone else will be a popular idol, and I will be a human/wife idol? This character is very interesting, but I don't mind..." Li Chao said lightly, "But Lu Jialin has a good face, he won't It's allowed."

Ying Wenjue said: "My cousin dotes on you so much, as long as you act like a baby, he will definitely agree. If it doesn't work, just put on a uniform to seduce!"

Ying Wenjue likes to eat, drink and have fun, and doesn't like to be controlled.The reason why he felt that Lu Jialin doted on Li Chao was because Lu Jialin gave Li Chao a black card with the same amount as Lu Jialin himself; Wear women's clothing live!

Before encouraging Li Chao women's clothing to live broadcast, Ying Wenjue tried it himself.The result was discovered by the family, and the mobile phone and computer were confiscated for a month.Ying Wenjue was almost depressed during those days, and promised not to wear women's clothes again, so he took back the surfboard.

However, Li Chao knew that the reason why he was able to marry Lu Jialin was because he had saved Li Chengche once, and Lu Jialin had repaid Li Chengche's favor.

It's very old-fashioned to promise each other by body, but Li Chao is very useful, he thinks that Lu Jialin is really a good man with love and righteousness!So he never prevented Lu Jialin from being affectionate and righteous to Li Chengche.

Lu Jialin's Bai Yueguang is called Li Chengche, which is somewhat related to Li Chao.

In the county hospital 22 years ago, Mrs. Li and Aunt Li gave birth to a boy on the same day.Li Chao is Mrs. Li's child, but the nurse misheard him carelessly and gave him to Aunt Li, so Li Chao lived as "Li Chao" for 15 years before he was found.

Li Chengche was another child who was wrongly carried. Aunt Li died of illness 15 years ago. The Li family's relatives are all poor people in the market, and the Li family is not short of money, so they continue to support Li Chengche and have the right to be with Li Chao.

Different from Li Chao, Li Chengche is more like a real "child of the Li family", upright, elegant, talented, and a perfect match for people like Lu Jialin.The film that Lu Jialin took the Best Actor was made by Li Chengche.

Li Chao was very convinced, secretly still a CP fan of those two, and often posted on the forum:

[Director Li and actor Lu are real! ! !I swallowed the key! ! !The fart/eye is sewn up! ! !Radu can't pull it out! ! ! 】

There are many people echoing him: oh, oh, oh, when will Lu Li be in the same frame again!

Li Chaoshen replied: [Hurry up, hurry up. 】

In the past at this time, Lu Jialin was not in the country, Li Chao knew that Li Chengche was studying abroad, and Lu Jialin accompanied Li Chengche.This year Li Chengche finally graduated and returned to China, so Lu Jialin was not "busy with official duties" to "must go abroad".

None of these gossips are clearer than Li Chao.Every time Li Chao reveals some details, it can be matched with the interview, so Li Chao is a leading figure in the CP fan circle.

Li Chao said: "I'm going to earn money for tomorrow's event, bye." Then he hung up the phone neatly.

Li Chao turned on the computer, dressed delicately in women's clothes and broadcast live, saying that "I am very happy that everyone can accompany me on my birthday today", and the fans were so cute that they screamed and gave a lot of rewards.

Ying Wenjue praised him on WeChat: [Awesome!Flirting is still the way Brother Chao can flirt!Voice changer is fun!If it wasn't for my cousin's face, I would almost have listened hard! 】

Li Chaohui: [Brother Jue is still awesome, and my sister-in-law dares to covet... I forwarded it to your cousin, no thanks. 】

Ying Wenjue knelt down and begged for mercy: [Sister-in-law, I was wrong!You can't bully me like this! 】

Li Chao's villain succeeds: [hum~]

Although Li Chao is very self-aware and knows that Lu Jialin really loves someone else, but this does not affect his pretentiousness—Anyway, Ying Wenjue is very fond of this kind of thing, when it comes to the word cousin, he can recognize his mistake faster than a dog.

Of course Li Chao didn't forward it to Lu Jialin, they treated each other like a guest, and they rarely chatted on WeChat.

After the broadcast, Li Chao and Ying Wenjue chatted casually for a while, and it was past midnight.Ying Wenjue got stuck and sent a one-cent red envelope, and Li Chao opened it.

Then I received a WeChat message from Lu Jialin.

Lu Jialin asked: [Are there any arrangements for tomorrow?I celebrate your birthday. 】

Li Chao shook his hands, and said to himself if you have any arrangements, just tell them!I can reject Ying Wenjue for you!

Li Chao hurriedly typed: Nothing...

He is Lu Jialin and Li Chengche's cp fan, which doesn't affect him being Lu Jialin's licking dog.

Who can not love Lu Jialin?

But immediately after, Lu Jialin withdrew the news.Li Chao's hand stopped.

After a while, Lu Jialin sent another message: [Are you at home tomorrow? 】

Li Chao replied decisively: [Here! 】

Lu Jialin said: [Don't go out tomorrow night.When I go back, I have something to tell you. 】

Li Chao was overjoyed.

Ying Wenjue called him the next day: "Li Chao, come out to eat! You received so many tips yesterday, it's your turn to treat today!"

Li Chaozheng rejected him sternly: "It's not convenient, I have other arrangements."

"No way... so stingy?!"

Li Chao said: "I'm here for my aunt. I haven't washed my hair. I have a temporary appointment."

Ying Wenjue roared: "Last year, you said that you would treat the housing managers to dinner, and you promised for a year. You can't let them go at this time! Do you still want to get a financial backer! Besides, who can you have a temporary appointment with? Make excuses Don't be so perfunctory, okay?"

Li Chao said shyly, "Your cousin asked me if I'm free today."

Ying Wenjue understood it, and asked: "Where is that line, the big chrysanthemum is the most important! The big chrysanthemum is the most important! I will deal with them for you! Are the condoms still enough? How about I send ten boxes over now? A pair of handcuffs by the way? Or Candle whip?"

Li Chao simply hung up the phone.

Lu Jialin was very busy, Li Chao didn't know when he would come back, so after preparing the food, he sat on the sofa and played mobile games while waiting for someone.

He didn't start the live broadcast because he didn't want Lu Jialin to see himself pleasing the audience.

The housekeepers uploaded a small video in the group, which was lively and lively. Li Chao was very happy watching it, but turned his head to look at the empty room, feeling a little lonely.

A house manager sent a private message and asked him: [Why didn't Chaoge come today? 】

Li Chao replied: [A little thing~you guys have fun~]

The housekeeper replied: [Yes!Chaoge should also be happy! 】

Li Chao was really happy, because this was the first time Lu Jialin celebrated his birthday with him, and it might be the last time.

Lu Jialin usually went abroad to accompany Li Chengche, but he didn't know what happened this year, but he was in China.

It's just that Lu Jialin hasn't come back yet, so Li Chao has to wait.

Lu Jialin kept his promise, if he said he would come back today, he would definitely come back.Li Chao sat on the sofa and waited.

Li Chao was talking nonsense with his gay friends from all over the world, and fell asleep unknowingly.

Li Chao was awakened by thirst, he licked his lips after waking up, and looked at his phone in a daze, only to find that it was already past six o'clock in the morning.

The birthday has passed, but Lu Jialin has not come back.

Li Chao looked at Lu Jialin's WeChat again, and found that it was written like this: [Don't go out tomorrow night.When I go back, I have something to tell you. 】

It is two sentences, and the adverb of time "tomorrow" cannot govern the second sentence.Lu Jialin didn't say that he would definitely be back yesterday.

As expected of Lu Jialin, he is indeed rigorous!

Li Chao's legs were a little numb, so he simply checked Moments on the sofa, and saw that Li Chengche updated his status at eleven o'clock last night.

The Jiugongge picture, with the words "One year older, and everyone is still with me, fortunately."Li Chao clicked on the big picture, and the middle one was a group photo of Li Chengche and Lu Jialin.

Lu Jialin's eyes were deep, and he was born with an indescribable aura of domineering, which made people feel delighted to submit.He doesn't smile often and is very serious.Therefore, the warm smile that complements this moment is extremely rare.

Someone commented below: [Happy birthday!Looking forward to your next work! 】

Li Chengche replied implicitly: [Thank you. 】

Li Chao's heart twitched, he clicked a thumbs up, and then felt guilty again, so he quickly canceled it.

Turn around and climb up Weibo:

@我请奖利快婚婚: The little director celebrated his birthday yesterday, guess who is with him?

As I said before, Li Chao is a CP fan, and the gossip he sends is always true. Everyone believes him and thinks he is an insider.Li Chao didn't explain, but just buried himself in the candy frantically.However, this Weibo was posted at an inappropriate time, even the night owls were asleep, and there were very few respondents.

So back to the room to sleep.

After a while in a daze, Li Chao heard the sound of the door opening.He rubbed his eyes and got up from the bed, and saw Lu Jialin.

Lu Jialin is handsome and has a good figure, now he frowned slightly, looked at Li Chao, and said, "Put on your clothes."

Li Chao lowered his head and saw that the buttons of his pajamas were unbuttoned, revealing his pale and frail white breasts. He had a typical figure of an otaku, which was very disgusting to see.

When Li Chao was buttoning his buttons, he heard Lu Jialin say, "Let's get a divorce, there is still an hour before the Civil Affairs Bureau opens."

Li Chao froze for a moment, and yawned halfway, nondescript.

Lu Jialin said again: "Chengcheng came back, just yesterday."

Li Chao put on his clothes slowly, and said slowly, "Oh..."

The tail sound is very long.

Bai Yueguang is back, so those who occupy the magpie's nest should know how to get out.

Lu Jialin watched Li Chao lower his head and put on his socks, and for some reason suddenly felt that the person in front of him was very sad.

But Li Chao said again: "Have you written the divorce agreement? How many houses can I divide?"

The last unbearable feeling in Lu Jialin's heart also disappeared.

Li Chao couldn't support the wall, and his mind was all on calculations, so he didn't have time to be sad.But he is stupid and stupid, he doesn't even know what is worth, and he only asks about the house, the house, the house?Just like Xiao Zhao, the driver at home, his lifelong wish is to have two houses, one for living and the other for rent.

But Li Chao's vision is like this, the Li family feels ashamed, and Li Chao thinks that the Li family's "feeling" is very reasonable, so when people ask his name when he is walking in the rivers and lakes, he always says that his name is "Li Chao", which suits him very well. It's not against the peace.

Li Chao started to unbutton his pajamas, Lu Jialin didn't want to look at Li Chao again, and turned to wait in the living room.

Li Chao posted a new Weibo:

@我请吴丽快常常常: Lu Li probably really wants to get married.

The restrained full stop is very Lu Jialin's style.But Li Chao felt something was wrong, deleted it, and reposted a Weibo full of exclamation points.

@我请吴丽快入婚：Lu Jialin is finally divorced! ! !In order to celebrate the young film king's return to freedom, one person will be selected to give away 10 yuan in a week! ! !Reported to the platform! ! !Don't worry! ! !

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