Really can't fake

The program group is very unhuman. At 07:30 in the morning, the wake-up bell has already started playing, and the sound of "Kang Bang Bang" gongs is pervasive and endless.

Jiang Wenzhou's work and rest had always been reversed day and night, and he was immediately angry when he got up after such a toss.

"Damn, it's so noisy." Jiang Wenzhou cursed, he couldn't help venting his anger with the thing at hand, and wrapped his hands and feet around it.

The bed was not that big, and Chen Zui woke up after all Jiang Wenzhou's tossing, but he didn't wake up completely enough, so he pushed Jiang Wenzhou's hand half asleep and half awake.

Jiang Wenzhou frowned and opened his eyes, still full of obscenities and wanting to scold, but found that he was actually hugging Chen Zui tightly, which made him fall off the bed with a "ow" in fright.

"Damn it." Only then did Jiang Wenzhou remember that last night he didn't want to share the same bed with Chen Zui, so he made a bunk on the floor, but he didn't sleep well at night, so he quietly climbed into the bed again.

In the end, Chen Zui was regarded as a large sleep aid doll.

Jiang Wenzhou rubbed his sore buttocks, wanting to pretend nothing happened, but just as he wanted to get up, he met Chen Zui's gaze.

Chen Zui fell into a dazed sleep, his nightgown was loose and loose, and one shoulder was exposed, dazzlingly white.Chen Zui blinked his eyes very slowly, with a rare ignorance on his expression.

When Jiang Wenzhou saw Chen Zui's chin, Adam's apple, collarbone, pectoral muscles, and nipples, he was so frightened that he turned his eyes stiffly and coughed: "Chen Zui, male virtue."

Only then did Chen Zui come back to his senses. He put on his nightgown expressionlessly, tied a tight knot forcefully, and said to him, "Then did you climb into bed in the middle of the night to guard your male virtue?"

"Damn, can't you treat me as sleepwalking?" Jiang Wenzhou yelled uncomfortably.

"No." Chen Zui got up and left the bed, stepping directly over Jiang Wenzhou with bare feet.

Jiang Wenzhou closed his eyes like a conditioned reflex, and he didn't feel that he was baffled until Chen Zui went out.

"Chen is not the most fucking Omega! Why am I uncomfortable?"

They had rice cakes for breakfast, which were very affordable and filling. Zhang Gang bought them yesterday.Stir-fry the marinated pork in the pot, then put the cabbage and stir-fry for a while, add enough water, boil and pour in the sliced ​​rice cakes.

A hot bowl of cabbage and pork rice cakes is extremely delicious.

Jiang Wenzhou came last, but he didn't choose Chen to sit next to him, instead he went around and sat next to Yu Lang.Chen most ignored him, he had finished eating and was talking to Zhou Yu'an.

"Have you thought about your birthday?" Yu Lang lowered his voice and asked Jiang Wenzhou.

"What a fart." Jiang Wenzhou said angrily.

Yu Lang knew at a glance that the two had quarreled again, so he comforted Jiang Wenzhou: "Jiang Jiang, it's work."

This sentence was heard by Wei Jingchuan. Wei Jingchuan put down his chopsticks and repeated it meaningfully: "Work?"

Yu Lang felt guilty all of a sudden, he leaned towards Wei Jingchuan, showing a very cute expression: "It's different now."

"Then what is it now?" Wei Jingchuan asked flatly.

"Love at public expense!" Yu Lang smiled, "On average, we have a huge sum of 166 yuan!"

Wei Jingchuan also laughed, and he reached out to touch Yu Lang's earlobe.

"Tell me about today's event schedule." The director said with a loudspeaker.

"Director, we are not military training, can you not let me get up early in the morning?" Zhou Yu'an protested, "Can't you let me escape reality in my dream?"

The director ruthlessly rejected Zhou Yu'an, and then said: "Today's theme is bartering."

"No surprise, after all we don't have any money." Zhou Yu'an rolled his eyes and pretended to wipe away his tears.

"Now distribute the starting props to everyone."

The program group made it very contrived, with a total of six large wooden trays covered with red silk.

"I have an ominous feeling." Yu Lang has suffered too much in variety shows these years, and he doesn't like this kind of seemingly powerful things.

"Damn! Are you short of money in the program team?" Jiang Wenzhou lifted the "red hijab" and pressed it back angrily, "Is there still time for me to invest in you now?"

The director ignored Jiang Wenzhou's protest: "Please use this initial item to exchange for a gift for your significant other. The time limit is five o'clock this afternoon. After breakfast, please gather outside. There will be a car to take you to Hanxi Mountain." market."

"Our program team is really good at saving money. Buy a jigsaw puzzle, one piece for each person, and one more piece." After the guests finished showing the initial props, Zhou Yu'an couldn't help complaining.

"What about lunch today?" Jiang Wenzhou frowned.

"It can also be solved by bartering." The director said.

"No recording!" Jiang Wenzhou slapped the table.

Zhang Hang stood up, brought the pot over, and added another scoop of rice cakes to each person. He said worriedly, "Everyone, eat more."

After tossing and tossing for another half an hour, no matter how reluctant we were, we all boarded the bus, each with a jigsaw puzzle in his hand.

"Since it's a gift, let the other party know how boring it is." Zhou Yu'an said.

"It's better to do activities together in the morning and separate in the afternoon." Zhang Gang suggested.

Everyone thought about it, and they all thought it was so good, except that Jiang Wenzhou made a useless protest. After he was rejected, he broke the jar and threw himself on Chen Zuo: "Brother, if I can't change to a decent Don't you don't love me anymore."

Chen pushed his head away most skillfully: "Just don't starve yourself to death."

Everyone chatted for a while, and they all said that they don't insist on gifts. Zhang Gang even said to Zhou Yu'an: "Don't come back in exchange for flashy things, you focus on food."

Zhou Yu'an nodded seriously: "Indeed, the first task is to survive!"

It made everyone laugh.

"The worst love variety show in history." Yu Lang said.

"Too poor to be in the mood to fall in love." Zhou Yu'an leaned on Zhang Hang pitifully.

"Without Brother Gang, we will definitely starve to death." Jiang Wenzhou said with emotion.

After chatting for a while, we arrived at the destination. The market in Hanxi Mountain is the busiest time these days. In addition to the original shops, there are many small stalls along the two long streets. .

"It's so lively?" Jiang Wenzhou propped up his two long legs, took out a pair of black pants from his pocket and put them on, with a bit of a gruff look on his face, which was closer to the kind of tugging he had shown to the outside world. image.

"The market in Hanxi Mountain is very famous. Besides ordinary goods, there are many local specialties, such as bamboo carving, tea, embroidery, and green lotus cake." Yu Lang got a guidebook from nowhere, and began to give Everyone introduced, "The summer market is held in July every year for a week, attracting tourists from all over the world."

"Then let's go shopping separately." Zhou Yu'an suggested.

"Actually, this place is quite suitable for a date." After walking a certain distance, Yu Lang said.

Wei Jingchuan held his hand with a relaxed expression: "It's just as long as you like it."

"It's a bit miserable to have no money." Yu Lang sighed, but he immediately cheered up again, "Okay, Teacher Wei, let's start looking for bad guys to exchange things!"

Wei Jingchuan liked Yu Lang's energetic appearance, and he said "yes" very fondly.

But the exchange of things was not as smooth as Yu Lang imagined. He had a piece of parallelogram in his hand. After asking some people, they didn't want to exchange anything with him.

"It's useless at all." Yu Lang said with some frustration.

"It's okay, let's ask while we're shopping." Wei Jingchuan comforted him, he didn't really care about getting something in exchange, he just wanted to stay with Yu Lang.

"There is such a store?" Yu Lang had already walked past, but took two steps back to the store entrance.

It's a small video store with windows full of old records.

"Go in and take a look?" Wei Jingchuan asked him.

So they opened the door and went in. The wind chimes on the door sounded. The shop was so narrow that there was almost no room for people to set foot. Every corner was stuffed with discs and records, which made people dazzled.

Hearing the movement, a very young face appeared at the counter. His hair was a little messy and he looked unkempt, but his eyebrows and eyes were so delicate that people couldn't tell whether he was an Omega or a Beta.

"Don't buy, don't touch, most of them are very fragile." The man turned his body a little bit, glanced at Yu Lang and Wei Jingchuan very quickly, and asked, "Tourists?"

"Excuse me." Yu Lang suddenly felt a little embarrassed, so he said politely.

"It's okay, my shop is often visited by tourists." The young man spoke in a nonchalant manner.

The corners of his eyes drooped naturally, so he looked lazy. He stuffed the lollipop in his mouth into his mouth, and said vaguely: "And tourists, take advantage of them more and make more money. I welcome it."

Yu Lang suddenly didn't know how to answer.

The boss seemed to be a little short-sighted. He squinted his eyes and saw the follow-up video behind him: "Hey, are you guys recording the show?"

The boss rummaged through the counter for a while, found a pair of glasses that were lame, and put them on for himself.

"Yeah, we are..." Yu Lang hadn't finished speaking when he saw the boss standing up suddenly, and his shoulder hit the bookshelf next to him.

The boss groaned in pain, but he didn't take his eyes off Wei Jingchuan's face. After two seconds, he shouted in shock: "Damn it! Wei Jingchuan!"

Yu Lang looked at Wei Jingchuan in a daze, and Wei Jingchuan looked at that person calmly, and asked slowly, "Is this your retirement life?"

The tone is very familiar, and it seems that they know each other.

"Where are you retiring? I've been idle recently helping my grandpa look after the store, and I haven't seen him for so many years!" The boss laughed, and his smiling face was vivid, and he looked a little charming.

"What's the situation?" Yu Lang was completely out of his mind, "Isn't this the flying guest invited by the program group?"

The boss had moved in front of the two of them at this moment. He looked at Yu Lang and said with a smile, "Hi, I'm Song Wen, the one from "Outside the Peony Pavilion"."

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The introduction of "Outside the Peony Pavilion" is in Chapter 49