Only 5t5 persecuted world

The music of the midnight bell rang by the table, and Orihara Lin, who was curled up on the swivel chair and typing on the computer, also had a frozen expression.

Isn't such ominous music the exclusive ringtone carefully selected by him for Mie Yukimi?

The all-powerful intelligence dealer in Shinjuku in Ikebukuro hesitated for a while, then slowly reached out and pressed the release button.

Xuejian Weizhi's familiar voice sounded, as usual, he said inhumanely: "My friend, your house exploded."

Hearing this, Orihara Lin subconsciously jumped up from the swivel chair.

He bent down and carefully checked under the chair, wondering if Yukimi Mie had planted a bomb here!

As for how Zhizhi in Tokyo traveled through time and space to install the bomb in Shinjuku, Orihara Lin also said that it was not important.

The devil woman is omnipotent, and he is never afraid to speculate on Zhizhi with the greatest malice.

The first time I met Yukimi Mie, Orihara Rin was burnt to nothing but his underwear, the second time I received a call from Zhizhi, he used it to change the fate of the dead ghost Enida against the sky, and the third time Enida could not save him, The two intelligence dealers were instigated by the female devil to run around.

This is the fourth time, the girl on the other end of the phone said "Your house is blown up!" How can Orihara Lin not be vigilant?How not to be suspicious?

After checking for a long time to make sure that the chair he was sitting on was safe, Orihara also sat down carefully, and picked up the mobile phone that was more terrifying than a bomb: "Tell me in detail?"

"It's like this." Xue Jian Weizhi is as good as he is, "You see, we have so many years of friendship, we have been together, and my first reaction when encountering things is to find you."

This passage was automatically translated in Orihara Linya's mouth as: "I have persecuted and persecuted you for so many years, forcing you to go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire is almost like forcing you to go up the mountain of fire. The first reaction when encountering something bad is to use it to trap you hard."

He became more and more vigilant: "If you have something to say, don't make friends. Do you want to prostitute me with empty gloves again, or do you want me to send Shinjuku specialties to Tokyo? Everything is negotiable, don't play with fire."

It seems that the fact that only one big underpants were left after being burned really left a serious psychological shadow on Orihara Rin.

Xuejian Weizhi reflected for a second without distraction, and then threw aside Orihara Rinya's psychological shadow area calculation problem: "Do you know the curse master Xia Youjie?"

"I know. His zodiac sign, blood type, date of birth, hobbies, specialties, sexual orientation, and several ex-girlfriends. I have the information here. Package sales are [-]% off. If you are a regular customer, you can get [-]% off. At most, I can bargain for [-]% off the internal price." It really can’t be any lower. Well, it’s not like you can’t give it away for free, you can tie me up with Shimao Shima and we’ll get both money and goods.” Orihara Lin also quickly answered.

Zhizhi: "..."

Xia Youjie, look at the monkey in your mouth, in people's hearts you are the meal ticket to be treated like a monkey.

"I'm not Stoka, what do you want this for?" Xuejian Weizhi was puzzled, "There are five teacher's materials, but you can send me a copy, and I want a [-]% discount."

No whoring for nothing, she will pay this time.

"This famous curse master just went to the High School of Cursecraft to make a challenge. On Christmas Eve, December 12th, please close your eyes when it gets dark. He put a lot of curse spirits in Tokyo, Kyoto, and Shinjuku, and ours here Two of the three super conjurers stay in Tokyo and the other is on a business trip to Kyoto, unfortunately my friend, there is no one in Shinjuku.”

Zhizhi said cheerfully: "Your house is about to explode, are you happy?"

"Why is there no one?" Orihara Lin couldn't believe it. He knew that Zhizhi's math was bad, but he never thought it would be so bad. "Three super conjurers correspond to three places. Why did Shinjuku fly solo?"

Are you deliberately embarrassing him, Orihara Rinya?

"My lovely junior Yuta is still a child who has just entered school for less than a year. You have the heart to let him guard the castle alone?" Yukimi Mie was even more unbelievable than Orihara Rin, "What's more important is today! The trafficker Xia You Jie actually blatantly poached the corner of the wall in front of me! He dug exactly the corner of my wall! How could I let You Tai be alone, and the sheep go into the tiger's mouth!"

"Our conjuration college only has four carrot heads this year, not one less!" Zhizhi shouted hoarsely, "You don't want to abduct my junior!"

Orihara Lin was also speechless, he was very speechless, he had never been so speechless in his life.

"Sister, I call you sister." The black-haired boy said earnestly, "There is no magician, can we ordinary people kill the magic spirit with a hammer? We can't even see it!"

"Ah, that's right." Xuejian Weizhi said flatly, "Actually, I can't break Shinjuku and Kyoto into two pieces by myself. But, the curse master Xia Youjie is very clear Having said something like 'Ordinary people are monkeys, I'm going to kill you all', I thought you, my dear friend, would want to take revenge with your own hands."

"How?" The little devil showed his sharp canine teeth, "Gan Lejiang, who claims to love humans, you have a way, right?"

"...Really? Monkey? He did say something similar."

Orihara Rin also leaned back on the back of the chair and turned around, staring at the whirling ceiling, and a smile that made Shizuo Heiwajima harden his fists appeared on his face with great interest: "I just feel a little bored recently, so, Let Gan Lejiang play with him~"

"It's done." Yukimi Mie put away her phone, put her hands on her hips, "There's a big show in Shinjuku to watch, Mr. Gojo, if it ends early, I'll take you to watch the show."

"What is he going to do?" Gojo Satoru asked curiously, "Ordinary people really can't see the magic spirit. Although there are many magicians staying in Shinjuku, it is impossible to completely solve it."

"Because Shinjuku is not just Shinjuku." Zhizhi shook her finger, "Don't forget its inseparable sister city Ikebukuro."

"The Headless Horseman can see the curse spirit, have you heard of it? The urban legend of Ikebukuro that really exists." Yukimi Mie is quite familiar with Ikebukuro, "Her shadow wrapping the curse spirit can make them Appearance. Isn’t the most common way for magicians to kill spell spirits? Using spell tools.”

"There is a knife called Sin Song in Ike Bakuro. Its love for human beings can directly defeat all the mixed emotions of the birth of the curse spirit. It just so happens that Sin Song is contagious to a certain extent, and those who are cut by it will become The Children of Sin Song are well manned."

Xuejian Weizhi tapped twice on the phone to open an anonymous chat room, and the blood-red "mother and mother" on the screen was extremely creepy.

Speaking of which, Ikebukuro is not peaceful. It is hard to pick out any livable city these days.

"The side of Ikebukuro has already asked Yokohama for support. A group of guys calling mother and mother running zombies on the street are super disruptive to the city's appearance, and they need to be disqualified from the world to wash their brains. Before Zhijun solves the sin song incident, use them as a last resort Isn’t Bo just right?” Zhi Zhi shrugged, “Gan Le Jiang likes to fish in troubled waters the most, she’s definitely full of energy, so there’s no need to worry about Shinjuku.”

"And." Xuejian Weizhi said lightly, "For a person who thinks that ordinary people are monkeys, being dismantled by non-warlocks will hit him even harder."

"I'm a very wicked person, and I like to do things that make people hate it." The little devil Zhizhi gritted his teeth, "I must let Xia Youjie know that no one can poach my corner!"

"Did you hear You Tai?" Zhi Zhi suddenly turned to look at his elementary school boy who was sweating profusely, "Even if the high school closed down! You have to study until the last second!"

Ye Mozheng said: Can you think about it?Our school really won't go bankrupt, not that it won't be.

Zenyuan Maki & Dog Curly Thorn & Panda: Zhizhi, your focus is really weird.

The Night Walk of Hundred Ghosts, such a serious and serious event, directly turned into a group talk with the participation of Xuejian Weizhi.

Everyone in the High School of Conjuration today is a comedian.

"Why did Xia Youjie choose Christmas Eve? Being addicted to playing Werewolf is a disease, you have to quit, don't waste your good time indulging in board games." On the way after school, Xuejian Weizhi and Gojo Wu walked home like a walk, branches drumming He complained, "The next day is Christmas. It's a good day to eat turkey, but people have to work overtime."

Not to mention turkey, adding a chicken leg to the lunch box is the logistics. Dad loved them again.

"Turkey can be eaten after Christmas." Wujo Satoru said enthusiastically, "We can stuff potatoes, onions, cabbage and carrots into the turkey's stomach first, then brush a layer of honey on the surface of the turkey, sprinkle with cumin Natural, cardamom, cloves, dill powder, baked in the oven until the skin is crispy and fried. The turkey is delicious with delicious potatoes, and you can also use the croissant soup as the main course.”

"Sounds great." Zhizhi and Gojo Satoru showed happy expressions at the same time, like a little match seller who struck out the last match, full of expectations for food in winter.

Passers-by who wrapped themselves tightly in down jackets couldn't help but look at the two people walking side by side: one was wearing a single-layer thin windbreaker, his eyes were covered by layers of white bandages, and the other was wearing a short-sleeved short skirt in winter. The same bandage was wrapped around the arm.

A handicapped duo who are not afraid of the cold?The passers-by showed sympathy, so pitiful, the temperature-sensing organs must have been damaged, and they couldn't taste the warmth and coldness of human feelings.

Xue Jian Weizhi: "This bandage is not bad, right? It is Zhijun's wholehearted recommendation. He used to use this brand of bandage to wrap his eyes. It is a brand that can be repurchased indefinitely."

Gojo Satoru: "It's very skin-friendly and breathable. It's very nice. I like it very much. I sent back a whole box. You said Osamu Dazai also wrapped his eyes? Can he see the road?"

Xuejian Weizhi: "Only one is wrapped, it is a very distinctive shape of the black-dao big brother, the overlord one-eyed dragon! The eye sealed by the bandage hides the evil king's true eye of the demon king! Ah~ Zhijun is indeed me The patient who never leaves, and I really have a tacit understanding!"

Gojo Satoru: "Wrap only one... won't the skin on both sides of Osamu Dazai's eyes have a color difference after covering it for a long time?"

Yukimi Mie: "Is there a color difference between the positions where Mr. Wutiao wears blindfolds and where he doesn't wear blindfolds?"

Gojo Satoru: "Of course not, I'm the perfect Good-looking-guy!"

Yukimi Mie: "Then there is no Zhikun, he is the famous Yokohama Ichika! The top card of the detective agency!"

The real Chi Nian handsome guy has cool white skin all over his body, no color difference, repeat again, no color difference.

In the same way, there is no color difference between Zhizhi's bandaged arm and the unbandaged arm.

Pretty girls don't tan. (serious face)

"Speaking of it." Xuejian Weizhi turned her head to the side, with her hands behind her back, "Mr. Wutiao, did you cheat just now?"

"What do you mean?" Gojo Satoru put his hands in his pockets.

"Guessing the punch." Zhizhi spread five fingers and shook Gojo Wujo, "Is it cheating? There is no evidence, it's the intuition that women never make mistakes!"

"Well, it's very sharp." Gojo Satoru admitted indifferently, "But if you lose, you lose. The person who goes on a business trip to Kyoto is still Zhizhi. I won't trade with you."

"Is it because Xia Youjie will stay in Tokyo?" Xue Jian Weizhi looked ahead and said calmly, "The Hyakki Night Parade affecting three big cities, such a serious horror/horror/event/event/is completely irreparable leeway. He should have known when he made the deployment that people are responsible for their own mistakes.”

"So Jie should have his more important purpose." Gojo Satoru breathed out, "I have to stay in Tokyo."

His tone was very light.Inexplicably, Zhizhi felt that he was a little sad.

It was as if he was the only one in the whole world, so lonely and sad.

Yukimi Mieda stared at Gojo Satoru for a while, then turned her head and said, "On a business trip to Kyoto, Christmas Eve and Christmas are all in vain. Nana Ming is right, labor is shit."

"After the matter is over, make up Christmas for me." Xuejian Weizhi hooked his tail, "Come on, pull the hook."

Even a slight connection will hold you back.

It's cold in winter, why do you have to be alone?Can't you see the big self-heating human-shaped heater here?

Gojo Satoru lowered his head and smiled lightly.

The pale mist exhaled from the lips, curling up and dissipating in the gray-blue sky.

The man stretched out his hand and hooked the girl's slender and fair little finger.

"Okay, let's pull the hook."