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What about the surprise?Your script team are all big pigs.

Yukimi Mie curled her lips, she ran across the road with a suitcase half the height of a person, and threw herself on Dazai Osamu.

The black-haired young man took a step back as expected and opened his hands, firmly catching the little girl in his arms.

"Zhijun! Mybestfriend! My best friend, do you miss me?" Zhizhi said excitedly, "I have prepared a great gift for you."

The little mummy bought back from the Egyptian Museum was transformed by Xue Jianweizhi, shaking the world and weeping ghosts and gods, and then placed it under the crystal ball of Gunara, the God of Darkness. It is a dark creation consecrated for 49 days and [-] days.

As a fellow patient, Yukimi Mie knows Dazai Osamu's preferences very well!

"Thank you." Osamu Dazai said with difficulty, the hand around the girl's waist trembling slightly, "Your suitcase is so important that it hit me to death, can you let go?"

The box is full of Zhizhi's deep love for his family, and Osamu Dazai cannot bear it alone.

"It's not heavy." Yukimi Mie, who has double A speed force, looked blankly at Osamu Dazai, who is a middle-ranking martial artist.

Dazai Osamu and the girl holding his neck looked at each other, the handsome young man made a helpless expression of sticking out his tongue and about to be strangled, Yuki saw Mie and let go of the suitcase.

The half-person-high suitcase made a small hole in the ground, and it was hard to imagine that a girl with a slender wrist that could be clamped by Osamu Dazai could hang herself and the suitcase on the young man with one hand at the same time.

"I should ask Kenji to come and help." Osamu Dazai felt deeply at a loss.

"Zhijun, you really lack exercise." Xuejian Weizhi let go of his hand.She landed lightly on the ground, picked up the suitcase with one hand, "GOGOGO, go back and jump!"

"Mr. Ranpo sees 100% that you are coming back today." Osamu Dazai walked behind Mie Yukimi with his hands in his pockets, turning a blind eye to the condemnation of passers-by, "You actually let girls carry such heavy boxes".

Just kidding, Yukimi Mie can not only carry the box with one hand, but also lift Osamu Dazai who is sitting on the box.The underdog of the two of them is obviously Osamu Dazai himself.

"Hey, why didn't Luanbu come to pick me up... Oh, he doesn't know how to take a taxi." Xuejian Weizhi nodded, "Don't be afraid, I bought him a fool's GPS, specially for Alzheimer's patients and children with ADHD The anti-lost magic weapon, the president no longer needs to worry about the tragedy of chaotically solving the case and destroying himself."

This GPS also supports offline voice navigation, with which children will never get lost again.

"Mr. Ranpo will definitely like it." Osamu Dazai said with a smile.

Of course, Zhi Zhi who brought back gifts is the most popular boy in the whole detective agency.

"Surprise!" Xuejian Weizhi pushed open the door of the Armed Detective Agency, "My friends, your king is back!"

Zhi Zhi quickly opened the suitcase, revealing a box of glittering golden "treasures".

Pick whatever you want, her gift is the best in the world.

As expected, Osamu Dazai couldn't put it down to the cursed mummy doll carefully prepared by Kee and the signed version of "The Complete Self-Shark Handbook". He excitedly embraced the ghost doll that scared Kunikida Doppo into cold sweat, and announced: "I want tonight Sleep with it."

Yosano Akiko held the commemorative version of the Texas Chainsaw Sharkman in his hand with great interest, humming, and Junichiro Tanizaki sat slumped on the ground and backed away crazily, shaking his head out of afterimages.

How did she pass the security check?The security inspector in Yokohama is so blind that he can't even detect the murder weapon? Naomi, help——

Kunikida is alone away from Osamu Dazai who is playing with ghost dolls, and Kee bought him a new notebook and a set of stationery, including a very interesting eraser.

"Look." Zhizhi pointed to one end of the eraser, which was shaped like a thick-haired animal, and the eraser head happened to be the animal's hair, "Every time you wipe the eraser, you will lose part of your hair. It is the fate of contemporary social animals to gradually become bald with the increase in quantity. What a realistic stationery, I would like to encourage you.”

The implication: Look Kunikida-kun, this is your future.

A future without hair.

"...Thank you." The former teacher Kunikida Doppo had a complex expression, "It is indeed very educational."

He stroked the little blond braid he had braided behind his head, and couldn't help worrying about his future baldness.

Either they are made bald by work, or they are made bald by Osamu Dazai, in short, they must be bald.

"I bought Rejoice shampoo for the president to maintain his smooth long hair." Seeing this, Yukimi Mie said sympathetically, "Next time, I will buy Bawang shampoo for Kunikida-kun. Use it early and save worry."

Poor man, who made you the only honest person in the whole detective agency who can't fish in water?

Edogawa Ranpo put the "One Hundred Tips for Glasses Care" aside and prepared to read it carefully later. The detective was convinced that this book was very useful.

He fiddled with the GPS for a while, and when he saw the slogan "Suitable for middle-aged and elderly Alzheimer's patients and children with ADHD in kindergartens", he waved Zhizhi over with a kind smile.

"Eave." Edogawa Ranpo said sympathetically, gloating, "I received a letter some time ago."

"Huh?" Xuejian Weizhi was puzzled, "Is it a commission letter?"

"It's an exchange letter between detectives, and the delivery address is from Mihua Town." Edogawa Ranpo saw Zhizhi's thumping expression and knew that she knew it, "A high school student detective Shinichi Kudo shared with me an outrageous story. case."

"What do you think, our number one suspect?"

Edogawa ranpo, holding the letter between his fingertips, asked leisurely.

"...I am innocent." Xuejian Weizhi said bitterly, "Although I killed the person, it can only be regarded as legitimate self-defense. I just went too far in self-defense."

She showed a small gap with her fingers: "It's just a billion dots."

Kudo Shinichi, you are actually a person who can sue, Zhizhi remembers you.

"It's useless to tell me." Edogawa Ranpo couldn't help, "The president already knows."

Zhizhi: Let me die, the world is not worth it.

She wants to escape this impersonal Yokohama and move to Mars to live on her happy and free little paddle.

If you run away thousands of times, you can't escape the fate of being invited as a parent.Falling in love with Tokyo Bay, shedding tears on the Tsurumi River, it is sad and deplorable.

On the first day Xuejian Weizhi returned home, a [-]-word self-criticism was initiated.

Fukuzawa Yukichi was actually not very angry, he just knew a truth: if Zhizhi doesn’t go to the house for a day, there will be good cubs under the stick, and a self-criticism is enough to wash away the impetuousness of her heart and create a harmonious Yokohama.

"I got it." Xue Jian Weizhi drew circles on the paper weakly, "The president is because I bought him Rejoice instead of the Bawang to blame the innocent Zhizhi. I gave him the cloud sucking cat album At that time, the president was obviously so happy, scary sir, his ability to turn his face and deny people really shocked me."

"The president has always been very worried about you." Osamu Dazai, who was lying on the sofa paddling for fish, removed the "Complete Self-Shark Handbook" covering his face, and looked sideways at the little girl biting the tip of the pen, "It doesn't make sense to be good in Yokohama. , as soon as you go to Tokyo, you have to go to the bureau to pick up someone, your temporary guardian is a little too incompetent."

"Teacher Wutiao is just too busy." Xuejian Weizhi said disapprovingly, "I was not caught drinking tea in the bureau, even if I was really caught, there are ways to do it."

Osamu Dazai turned a page of the book with a calm expression: "You still defend that person... By the way, where is Zhizhi's friend? Isn't that boy named Yukimura Seichi always curious about you? He didn't ask?"

If Yukimi Mie cared more about her interpersonal relationship, she might be able to hear Dazai Osamu's intention to single out Yukimura Seichi.

But unfortunately, she has always been unrestrained and loves freedom.

A straight girl with a devilish nature, if you can't say it, you can't.

"Xingmura-kun?" Xuejian Weizhi asked suspiciously, "What happened to him?"

Could it be that being frightened by the dead body caused the tennis game to go wrong?No way, the reputation of the Prince of Tennis is not false, can a mere murder be more terrifying than a black hole, a tsunami, or the extinction of dinosaurs when you hit the ball at every turn?

"It's nothing." Dazai Osamu showed a perfect smile, and he said briskly, "I guess he knows that Zhizhi will invite you to a date when he comes back. It's better not to scare the children with the details of the murder."

"I know." Yukimi Mie would not say this to Yukimura Seiichi, he does not belong to this world, the threat of the truth is far greater than the pleasure of satisfying his curiosity.

She was just a little strange. When Dazai Osamu said the word "children", there was an imperceptible contempt in his tone.

It's like... laughing at his incompetence.

That's weird, did Yukimura-kun do anything?

Xuejian Weizhi wrote the end of the review one stroke at a time, and the phone on the table lit up for a moment.

[Ren Mei Xin Xing Xing Village Lord: I want to pick some supplementary materials for the next semester, do you want to go shopping together? 】

No, no, Xue sees Weizhi and refuses. You have no idea how many strange-shaped papers Gojo Satoru can find for Zhizhi to make. She has done 90.00% of the math papers on the market.

Don’t need teaching aids—give your child a happy winter vacation——

Wait, Xuejian Weizhi suddenly realized: This is a good opportunity!

How could the cute little examination papers be made by her alone? What an insult to those Olympiads that torment the baldness of the branches!Of course, you must enthusiastically share it with other unfortunate friends!

Yukimura Seichi was not alone, standing behind him was a young boy who was waiting to be fed by Quan Lihai.

How can members of the tennis club not do the papers that can be selected by the minister!They must always follow in the footsteps of the Minister, and plunge into the bitter sea of ​​high numbers.

In this sea, Zhizhi cannot be drowned alone.

[People are beautiful and kind-hearted Village Lord: Let's go buy teaching aids together? 】

[A mature sea squirt: twitter (little branches holding fists.jpg)]

She is going!She wants to sell the painful Amway into the homes of everyone with high numbers!

Yukimie Mie threw down his pen and was about to go out, Dazai Osamu who was holding the "Complete Self-Shark Handbook" glanced over: "Yukimura Seichi invited you out?"

"Yeah." Xuejian Weizhi nodded, "I'll help him pick out the math papers."

"Is that so..." Osamu Dazai turned over a page of the book, his gaze was fixed on the page, and then he looked beyond the paper to an unknown distance.

"Have fun," he said.

"I'm going out." Xuejian Weizhi pushed open the door, and the girl's figure disappeared into the sound of the wind chimes swinging.

Osamu Dazai simply threw the book aside and lay down on the sofa with his hands behind his head.

Picking papers... It's fresh and refined for high school students nowadays to make excuses.

"But it's a pity." Osamu Dazai curled his lips viciously, "She won't understand."

You'd better let that obscure heart be buried in your heart.