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Osamu Dazai, a twenty-year-old inaction young man, has a freshly baked daughter today.

The cheap daughter who is only five years younger than him, everyone would praise Osamu Dazai for his extraordinary talent.

"Really, really?" Li Hai's innocent JK voice trembled, "Classmate Xue Jian, your father is so young."

"That's right." Xuejian Weizhi nodded calmly, "Young and good-looking are his only advantages."

"To tell you the truth, I grew up in a poor family with yellow cabbage fields. I lost my mother when I was only three years old. I was brought up with my brothers and sisters by relying on my father's betrayal of lust." She pointed JK to see weaving Tasakunosuke and the five little radish heads beside him.

JK saw that it was indeed the case, there were many mouths waiting to be fed.

She looked at Osamu Dazai with respect in her eyes: a good man, responsible.

Osamu Dazai proudly puffed out his chest without knowing why: Who cares, if it's a compliment, he will take it all.

He would be even happier if Zhizhi could change "sell your looks" to "work hard".

This kind of nonsense, of course, the more you talk, the better.

Osamu Dazai is happy, but will Yukimi Mie make him feel complacent?

It's impossible to think, they are bad friends.

Evil friends, plastic friends who do bad things together, and throw the blame away when done.

"My father had a very difficult life." She gently covered her mouth with her hand, and the bandage on her hand set off her tone with the desolate erhu playing BGM of Bashan Chushui.

"He has been doing nothing, and can only make a living by being a bad guy. Now my father is going to the bar to solicit customers. Fortunately, I met you, a beautiful and kind lady! I wonder if you are willing to take care of him..."

Innocent JK's face is as ugly as swallowing a fly.

"A disrespectful man!" JK stomped his feet, "Irregularity!"

She turned and left, and the five children of Oda Sakunosuke's family whispered:

"Brother Dazai got dumped?"

"How could this be? Is he going to lose his only advantage?"

"It's so pitiful, shall we share the pancake fruit of sister Xuejian?"

"No, Xuejian sister's cake has a lot of sugar added to it, it makes my throat choked up."

"Brother Dazai might snatch sister Yukini's pancakes to make today's self-shark props..."

Saku Le was right, Dazai Osamu came back behind Yukimi Mie like a ghost, snatched her pancake with his hands, and took a hard bite.

In the next second, foaming at the mouth and rolling his eyes, he fell to the ground.

Pancake fruit with a lethal amount of white sugar, the devil's sweet party Xue Jian Miie's devil eating method, eat it in one bite, and Dr. Xie Ye is waiting for you in the dissection room.

"Dazai, this is Yukimi's pancake." Oda Sakunosuke said disapprovingly.

"Wuwu, even Oda Saku is against Zhizhi, what's the point of my life..." Osamu Dazai took small bites of the pancake with his throat in his hand, and ate it while spitting foam:

"I have seen the embrace of death! In the depths of the base of the evil organization Dark Wings, the fallen angels sealed by the twelve envoys are waiting for my judgment day. The dark flame blinded my eyes, ah! I can't breathe!"

Osamu Dazai, Yukimi Mieda's kind and friendly patient with secondary illness, the only man in a full-armed detective agency who can keep up with the complicated secondary settings she recorded in the small book of dark words and spirits, her well-deserved best friend.

Even Edogawa Ranpo seemed childish, but Dazai Osamu accepted it without any qualms, and she called out "mybestbrother" as a respect to Mie Todo.

If you haven't experienced the feelings of Todo Aoi, don't casually deny other people's non-existent memories.

"Brother Dazai is too much." Saku Le put her hips on her hips, "Sister Xuejian's pancakes were bought with our pocket money!"

"Is that so?" Dazai Osamu leaned over and rubbed Sakule's little head, "It was indeed my fault."

The five children of Oda Sakunosuke's family like Yukami Mie very much, second only to Oda Sakunosuke's love.

She is their savior.

longlongago, two years ago, an ordinary day.

Yukami Mie, who was adopted by his distant relative Fukuzawa Yukichi, finished her homework for the day and saw an advertisement when she was flipping through a magazine:

"He is a strong man, he must know how to eat spicy food! The spicy pot is open today, the address is xxxx..."

She didn't read the rest of the content, and Xue Jian Weizhi only had two words: strong.

She is undoubtedly a strong one.

But she doesn't know how to eat spicy food!

"How is it possible!" Xue Jian Weizhi stood up on the spot, aggressively, "Isn't it just peppers? I'll eat a plate of devil peppers on the spot for you to see."

The perfect timing, Fukuzawa Yukichi, who was in charge of her, was not at home, and Edogawa Ranpo, who was pestering her to play with, was also not there.

The windy girl Zhizhi left as soon as she said, she went straight to Sichuan—forget about the expensive air tickets—she went straight to a restaurant with the hottest reviews on the Internet.

It is said that his family's spicy curry rice is very good, one bite, the dragon roars.

Yukimi Mie, who brought her own little devil wallet, came to the door of the curry rice shop where the five cubs of Oda Sakunosuke's family were fostered.

She was about to knock on the door when suddenly there were two "guests" who wanted to eat with her.

Two "guests" with guns held up at her.

"And then what?" Saki asked.

The children played mindlessly upstairs until their adopters hurried up and hugged them like a survivor.

"It's great that you're all right." Oda Sakunosuke whispered.

Saki Le struggled to squeeze an air attack from the red-haired man's arms, looked up and saw a very beautiful sister smiling at her.

"Don't worry, nothing is wrong." Xuejian Weizhi rummaged through his pockets, "Do you want to eat candy?"

The little girl got a handful of sweet candies from her pretty sister, and she quietly caught a glimpse of the burnt bandage on Yukimi Mie's hand, which was pulled when another acquaintance of theirs, Osamu Dazai, arrived. He tugged at the corner of his clothes.

"Brother Dazai, do you have any extra bandages? My sister seems to need them." Saki Le didn't understand why these adults had to wrap their hands into rice dumplings even though they were not sick.

Yukimi Mie's right arm was smooth, without the slightest scar.But she accepted the roll of bandage that Osamu Dazai took out from his coat pocket, and rewrapped it carefully.

"Sister, did you suffer some kind of hidden injury?" Saku Le asked worriedly.

Xuejian Weizhi hooked the tip of Gou Xiaole's nose, and whispered: "No, the abyss flame from hell resides on my sister's right arm. These bandages are a great seal. Once the seal fails, the fire of hell will bring disaster to the world. Even Kamen Rider and Sailor Moon can't prevent the disaster from coming, sister is doing this for the peace of the world!"

Saku Le believed it, not only she believed it, but Shinji, Yuu, Katsumi, Xingsuke and Oda Sakunosuke who came over quietly also believed it.

Dazai Osamu, the only sober person in the audience: ...Fine, I believe it too.

The secondary patients were much happier. If it weren’t for the incinerated bodies of MIMIC members still floating in the wind below, Osamu Dazai really thought they had traveled to the Zigong animation studio.

Having said that, several years later, Dazai Osamu and Yukimi Mie, who came to the Armed Detective Agency to apply for a job, reunited and successfully transformed from a young and ruthless cadre at the port Mafia to a patient with the second disease in the sand sculpture. Not to mention too full.

Osamu Dazai is five years older than Mieda Xuejian. With his ability and the dark history in his files, he must be able to earn a sentence of "Mr. Dazai".

However, the second disease never admits defeat, everyone is a patient, why should you be a generation shorter than you for no reason?

"Zhi-kun." Xue Jian Weizhi called Dazai Zhi affectionately, as if she was the one who recognized her father and smashed the "Little White Face" brand name on Dazai Zhi's head, cheating him without discussing it, "I see you With a malicious face, bah, a face that sees through the world of mortals, did the president tell you something?"

She is in the third year of junior high school, so she doesn't need someone to pick her up from school, and the school time of Oda Sakunosuke's house does not coincide with her school time.

After dragging her family and dragging such a big family just to pick her up from school, Xue Jian Weizhi felt that things had changed.

She is not afraid of Dazai.After the supernatural power was nullified, Ba Liao taught him how to be a man with the swordsmanship taught by the lone swordsman Silver Wolf Fukuzawa Yukichi himself.

She is also not afraid of Oda Sakunosuke.Because others are thieves, like Kunikida Doppo, he is an honest person in the armed detective club.

The only thing she is more cowardly about is her immediate guardian, Mr. Fukuzawa Yukichi.

This middle-aged man was both a father and a mother, and brought up Yukimi Mie, and found her a family member who was an elder brother in age and a younger brother in practice, Edogawa Ranpo.

"Could it be that the president saw my math paper..." Xuejian Weizhi murmured, "I can't, I passed!"

Xuejian Weizhi, a student who can reach the top [-] in the grade with a total score, and a pass in mathematics is the ultimate partial science student who burns incense.

Your eyes may deceive you, and your ears may deceive you, but mathematics does not, mathematics does not mean it does not.

"Did Kunikida-kun give you a year of tutoring before you could pass?" Osamu Dazai said sympathetically.

Not sympathizing with her, but sympathizing with Kunikida Doppo, a former math teacher with obsessive-compulsive disorder and perfectionism.

He must have been tossed hard.

As a glorious Mafia, Osamu Dazai and Sakunosuke Oda are both dropouts and have never suffered from learning.

"That's right." Osamu Dazai nodded flatly, "Because your math is too bad, the president thinks it's not good. If you go on like this, you won't even be able to pass the high school entrance exam. It just so happened that he received an admission invitation from the Higher Technical College. He thinks it is very suitable for you, and he is going to let you read it."

Xue Jian Weizhi lost his expression.

No, after all, Lihai University is also a famous school, and it is impossible for the top [-] students in the dignified grades to not even pass the entrance exams of the headquarter school.

President!Have some confidence in her, President!

In the Armed Detective Agency, Fukuzawa Yukichi read the letter sent by Noctua Masamichi again.

As the protector of Yokohama and the president of the Armed Detective Agency with close ties to the government, Fukuzawa Yukichi naturally knows about the magic spirit, the magician and the high school of magic.

He also knew that his children could see some ugly things since they were young.

Xuejian Weizhi was classified as a person with supernatural abilities by the Supernatural Secret Service Division in the files, but in fact he belonged to a conjurer.

Different from his serious appearance, Fukuzawa Yukichi is a very open-minded parent.There is a specialization in magic arts, so there is nothing wrong with conjurers going to the school of conjurers.

He just has one question:

High School of Conjuration, do they teach math to students?

The child finally passed the mathematics, what should he do when he was taught by them and went back to before liberation?

Fukuzawa Yukichi shook the letter paper, looked at the handwriting written by Yagami Masamichi in the letter, "Gojo Satoru, the first-year head of the magic school, will arrive in Yokohama tomorrow", and thought seriously:

Gojo Satoru, can he teach mathematics?