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On that day, there was a legend circulating almost throughout Shibuya:

In order to save her fiancé who escaped marriage, a girl killed half of Shibuya with a knife and forced him to stay with her!

Do not agree?If you don't agree, you will be killed!

"It's super scary!" A passer-by said swearingly, "I saw it with my own eyes in the Shibuya building at the time! Super beautiful girl, but unfortunately she is too fierce. The forced marriage around a group of corpses scared her fiancé. My feet are weak! I can’t even stand up when I’m sitting on the ground.”

"I saw it too!" Another passer-by swore, "Wow, it's really scary. The knife in her hand chopped off half of the passerby's head! How dare her fiancé resist! She can only be captured without a fight! Bridal chamber!"

Knotweed Youruhito: "Indeed, it's the style of Senior Xue Jian."

Jianren Qihai: "It seems that she was punished by Principal Noctua for a [-]-word self-criticism, and Mr. Wutiao will also write it."

Knotweed Yuhito: "Why?! Just because they confessed their love while fighting? Who stipulated that conjurers cannot fall in love? I will defend their freedom of love to the death!"

Jianren Qihai: "No, because they made the headlines of social news, legal news, and supernatural news, and they were listed as the number one trending search for a day."

Knotweed Youruhito has no objection. Although he sympathizes with the seniors who have been ruled by the review, they are the ones who put the finishing touches on the seniors. Knotweed Yourhito can no longer irritate Jianren Nanami who worked overtime until he lost his soul.

"This is another price." Said quietly, who was also forced to work overtime.

The culprits are in their offices writing their self-criticism.

Zhizhi was wronged, she wrote unwillingly, she obviously did nothing, even the public opinion can't be managed well, isn't it the fault of the upper echelons of the magic world?What's the use of them!Deduction of wages, all deduction of wages!

"If Zhizhi doesn't pick the right time to confess his love, he doesn't need to write a review." Said Gojo Satoru, who was sitting across from Xue Jian Weizhi and was writing like a fly.

"Don't get cheap and act good," Xue saw Weizhi's eyes dying, "Whose fault is it? Who is the 'runaway fiancé who was forced to marry with a knife' in the newspaper? Don't think I don't know. The netizens who searched for the first place all liked it."

If Zhizhi hadn't discovered it in time, Wujo Wu would even spend money to keep the trending search going for another month.

It was too scary, she almost moved to live on the moon overnight.

"Obviously it was Zhizhi who told him, but after agreeing, don't you take him seriously?" Gojo Satoru pretended to be sad, and Buling Buling's blue eyes blinked.

"Yeah." Xue Jian Weizhi said ruthlessly, writing the self-criticism without raising her head, "You are already a useless man."

She was heartbroken when she thought that her natal family in Yokohama would also see the trending searches.Fukuzawa Yukichi has always had the habit of ordering newspapers, and because of the special work of the detective agency, social news, legal news, and supernatural news happen to be the three most important newspapers. Pick out the headlines and show them to Fukuzawa Yukichi first.

The majestic Lord Silver Wolf took out the first newspaper: "Social News First Read - Dissatisfied with her fiancé's escape from marriage, a woman broke into Shibuya with a knife and did such a thing!" "

Confused, Your Excellency Silver Wolf took out a second newspaper: "Rule of Law Online——A woman broke into Shibuya Building with a knife in full view, and committed the seven deadly crimes to force her fiancé into marriage! "

The bewildered Lord Silver Wolf took out the third newspaper: "Where is the God?"God is in our hearts—the angel of fire came to the world with the holy sword of punishment, and taught us how to love fiercely! "

The three newspapers were smashed down, and Xue saw that Weizhi had no face to face Jiangdong's elders.

She has finally evolved from a Yokohama tyrant to a legal cafe, and the murderer has completely become herself, and there is no chance of overturning the case.

Let her go—let Zhizhi escape from this world where only sand sculpture netizens can't get hurt!

In the office, the tip of the pen scratched across the paper, rustling.

The entire conjuration world is finishing up Shibuya, working overtime, and the two culprits escaped by hiding in the high school office under the guise of writing a self-criticism.

Principal Night Moth still loves them, it would be even better if the [-]-word review could be shortened to [-] words.

The atmosphere of quietly writing the self-criticism did not last long, Gojo Satoru turned his pen and pretended to ask casually: "When Zhizhi split the prison gate, he didn't stop at all, I almost died inside, it's too much. "

Gojo Satoru thought that Xuejian Miie would give answers such as "Don't you have no lower limit? You won't get hurt at all" or "I believe that Teacher Wujo is the strongest and nothing will happen".

However, is Zhizhi a girl he can easily see through?

Yukimi Mie said very calmly: "Well, I did it on purpose."

Gojo Satoru: "???"

No way, no way, the little grievances at the sister exchange meeting, do you remember that you have to take revenge now?

Gojo Satoru thought of the "Zhizhi and dogs not allowed" sign at home that was always scrapped for no reason when he was on a business trip, and realized that he had still underestimated a woman's desire for revenge.

"Didn't I want to confess my love?" Xue Jian Weizhi rested his head on one hand, turning his pen lazily, "Threat first, it will be smoother."

Gojo Wu felt a chill in the back of his neck.

He recalled the scene at that time: the murderous aura was everywhere, the sea of ​​flames was raging, the mountains of corpses were covered with blood, the sharp katana pierced the ground for three points, and the black-haired girl who grabbed his collar and looked down abruptly turned a question into an affirmative sentence. Call him by his first name.

It's a threat.

Her way is super wild.

Recalling the script in Shibuya: the runaway little wife Gojo Satoru was imprisoned in a small black house by the evil dealer Zisao, and her private jet was summoned by Ba Zongzhi in Yokohama, and it crashed at an altitude of 5000 meters Then, in front of the trafficker, he slammed his little wife against the wall: "Jie Jie Jie, man, you can't escape."

Gojo Satoru fell into deep thought for the [-]th time: Is the role positioning between him and Zhizhi really all right?

Gojo Satoru had been in deep thought for too long, and Xuejian Weizhi looked at him in bewilderment.

Given that the man in front of her is already a man with a reputation, and Zhizhi gave this reputation herself, she must take a responsibility.

What else can make Wujo Satoru worry about other than the self-criticism, does he think that writing the self-criticism is a denial of his career, who considers himself the number one outstanding young teacher of the High School of Conjuration?Gojo Satoru, who was injured, had mixed feelings about the paper and pen under his hands, and could only look at each other in a daze.

Zhizhi quickly recalled all the campus romance novels she had read in her mind. When the heroine can’t do homework/doesn’t want to write a review, her god-student boyfriend will definitely put her in the corner of the classroom with a hoarse voice Said: "Call out brother/husband, I will give you my life."

Life is given, writing a review is not trivial.

Zhizhi looked down at his white palm, which was one size smaller than Gojo Satoru, and imagined himself jumping off the chair and running in front of Gojo Satoru, taking him with the swivel chair and slamming him hard, and saying that famous line .

Kind of funny.

Forget it, Xuejian Weizhi, who is unwilling to be responsible, thinks: She can't finish writing her self-criticism, how can she have the time to help her little wife.In modern society, everyone has to use their hands to create wealth, and a 1.9-meter-long little wife has no future!

Wutiao Wu at this time: There are still 6000 words in the review, can you write it for me, please?

Due to the long time of mother-fetal singles and the extremely low concentration of lovers around, this newly released couple has never seen the normal way of getting along with couples, and they went astray from the beginning.

That's right, couples in other people's families confess their love first, then hold hands, and after a long time of shyness, they secretly kiss.

They kissed forcefully first, then kissed blatantly, and they confessed when they had almost done what they needed to do and only came to home plate—or the kind of confession of "If you don't promise me, I'll kill you" and "It's so fierce. I like me very much" mystery mode.

As expected of a duo of demon kings, they couldn't figure it out, really couldn't figure it out.

Xuejian Weizhi and Wujo Satoru's ability to write a self-criticism is not the same. They checked each other's words and made sure that there is no significant similarity, so they copied the self-criticism to find Principal Ye Moth.

Ye Mozheng looked at the two outstanding teacher representatives in front of him, feeling angina.

How did that happen?He just didn't watch it, how could such a thing happen?

Thinking back when he was Wujo Wu's class teacher back then, he watched his proud disciple tease cats and dogs and angered all the female conjurers except Jia Ruzizi, with a lonely face.From a student to a teacher, it has been many years of ups and downs, and he has never had a single kiss. No matter how beautiful an angel's face is, it will be ruined by his mouth.

Let’s look at Yukimi Mie again, it’s the student he wrote to Fukuzawa Yukichi himself and asked Gojo Satoru to snatch it back in person. He is a natural super-level conjurer, except that his brain circuit is a little weird, he’s a little out of middle school, and he’s too good at playing. There are no shortcomings except for a little work. After graduation, I stayed in school to contribute to the weak teachers of the college.What a good child, but it's a pity that he is out of bounds. He has ruined the hearts of countless boys, and he also looks like he is born alone.

Now, they internalize it.

Standing in front of Ye Mo Zhengdao hand in hand, as if he was going to be invited as a witness in the next second.

"You guys," Noctua Zhengdao took out the quick-acting heart-rescuing pills and swallowed two before daring to speak, "Can't you restrain yourself?!"

"How many people in Shibuya are staring at me! The intelligence department of the window is about to blow up my phone, and they have no time to remove the trending search. Enlightenment, yes! It's you, don't turn your head away! I heard you still Do you want to spend your own money to keep the trending search up for another month? With this extra money, can’t you buy the newspaper so they don’t report blindly?”

Gojo Wu pinched the limp palm of the branch to play with, and said casually, "Okay, how many should I buy?"

The real rich have no fear.

"Why don't you just buy them all?" Gojo Satoru thought about it quite seriously, "My wedding will make a few headlines no matter what."

Zhizhi:? ? ?

Before Xue saw Weizhi looking up at Wujo Wu with question marks all over his face, Ye Mo Zhengdao snorted coldly.

"Don't think too much, Wu, your troubles have just begun."

He pushed over a photo, and the angle he saw was the ironclad evidence left by someone in Shibuya wanting a film and risking their lives.

The picture is very blurry, the sea of ​​flames boiling in the sky is like the end of the world, and the figures are like phantoms.

At the end of the line of sight, two figures overlapped into one.

A photo with a very hazy beauty, it is too embarrassing to speak, it is enough for a marketing account to use it to compile a [-]-word essay, whoever sees it will misunderstand.

Pushing over with the photo was Noctua Masato's phone address book. The latest call took half an hour, and the contact person was Fukuzawa Yukichi.

"I've tried my best." Ye Mo Zhengdao said heavily to Gojo Satoru, "Mr. Fukuzawa promised me that I won't break your leg as soon as we meet."