Waste Strong Foundation

The number of comments, not to mention the users of the APP, was also taken aback by the operation side.

The second quarter has just started, which intern in the department is anxious about KPI and went to the backstage to change such an exaggerated data?

As a result, after careful investigation, although there are people who scold and build high-rise buildings back and forth, good guy, many irrelevant circles have been attracted.

[Uncommon in the Uncut Jade], oh well, it was you who attracted new and old users?

Chang Pufan was completely out of the situation and slept until noon before getting up. After being reminded to log in to Mohu, he couldn't believe it and opened his own answer.

[: In the era of capital controlling entertainment, there are still people asking this kind of question, so let’s answer it.I don't know much about "Trash", but the nature of my work is special, and I have been in contact with some game studios in my early years.Some of them have pure purpose, that is, to make a 999 yuan page game to cheat middle-aged people’s money, Jiang Taigong is fishing, Lao Fan is reluctant to say more; They can be anthropomorphic and transgender, and they dare to sell for 648 yuan by posting the names of historical figures and adding poems and songs. ]

[: ... "Trash" must be the same.Let me ask those little girls who spent money from their parents or boyfriends to buy the sky-high price point cards for this game, have you ever thought about downgrading consumption after working, getting married, having children?You are gaining short-term happiness by spending money to compare, and your parents, husbands, and even future children will suffer because of you. ]

Four thousand words, with pictures and analysis, the expression is very subjective.

By the way, there are two advertisements at the end, calmly promoting his new book "Every View on Chinese Culture" published at the beginning of last year.

A "commercial manuscript" written with passion in the middle of the night.

Some words, read it again during the day, I feel that the tone is a little bit heavier, but it is not enough to--

When Chang Pufan read other comments, he finally realized what is called "pupil earthquake" and what is "difficult to say".

Damn, did he hit the iron plate?

Apart from him, the answer with the highest praise was written by an undergraduate student who said he was studying in a liberal arts college.

[Very well, the elements of this extraordinary little essay are too complete, and this waste has to be sprayed (smile).The following is the text...]

The big manufacturer who asked him to "hack" the game obviously sent a lot of sailors.

It's a pity that after [-] hours of fermentation, the water army and other game sunspots are almost invisible.

The most speechless thing is that there are many fans of this game...

He actually came up with a bad idea of ​​giving him a thumbs up and sending him up to be scolded!

Even if you swipe the screen until your fingers are broken, you can only see the full screen of game emoticons made by players and chatting with lively friends.

The most common is a young man in a white hood looking casually at the shaking camera.

The accompanying text is in colorful bold characters: "The trash came to see your father!"

Whoa, these students have fucking dirty mouths.

Chang Pufan had to admit that this little star was good-looking—the kind of handsome and clean, young and handsome, and when he raised his eyes, his eyes were as clear as the spring breeze and melting snow, but there was a dangerous and deep edge hidden in the bottom of his eyes—— But then he was completely unconvinced:

Well, it turned out that it attracted a group of star-chasing female fans.

No wonder there were [-] comments in one night!

He was probably used to giving advice in the small circle of middle-aged people, and he was very angry, so he clicked on his answer to add an update.

[: I can't afford it, I can't afford it, I apologize to all fans.I didn't know in advance that this game had celebrity endorsements.Please don't cyberbully (frown)]

Originally, the players were too lazy to continue to talk to him, and most of them were playing tricks to "dissuade" newcomers. I hope that the total number of people who will qualify for the internal test next time will not increase any more. He posted these two "middle-aged greasy" patches, It's like setting up a target and waiting to be scolded.

The development of the matter was tricky that Chang Pufan never expected.

Being scolded until his facial muscles became numb, he felt a little hypoxic, impulsively logged off his account, and stood under the range hood to smoke one cigarette after another.

How did it come to such a one-sided situation?

Fei Mingqiu couldn't figure it out either, wearing a pain mask to watch all kinds of strange emoticons made by the players for him.

He didn't want to be the player's "planning father", and he didn't want "Waste" to be pushed to the forefront to attract unnecessary attention.

Shang Yuan threw the dried clothes to him, "What's strange. How long has it been since you watched the backstage of the official website?"

"Not very long." Fei Mingqiu smiled guilty.

He watched Shang Yuan enter the bathroom with a towel, called up the website and took a look, only to realize that the registered members of the official website had exceeded 500 million!

No wonder.

Fei Mingqiu sent an email to Shen Yingmin while folding the clothes of the two of them, and within half an hour he hid the problem tremblingly.

Cough cough, it feels good to have someone up there.

In this way, he owed the official a favor, Fei Mingqiu didn't take the initiative to offer a gift in return, and wanted to see what the research institute had planned.

Intend?Director Shen didn't plan, stared at the mailbox that had been silent for a long time, drank a kettle of black tea, and left for the airport.

Since Fei Mingqiu logged on to the official website, he edited the recent tasks into a text and posted it to the homepage.

[20210406 ​​update: update to version 0.2.4, add "Yanchi Infrastructure Reconstruction" branch line...details[..]]

The flood is approaching, players can go offline at any time to avoid danger, but the local slaves and civilians have nowhere to go.

In addition to using millipede shells as water pipes, it is very important to make supporting equipment to build a complete inner and outer urban drainage system.

Digging deep trenches around the city, repairing houses and burying pottery pipes to drain water should also be done as soon as possible.

Speaking of the flood, where did Dayu go?

Seeing that the rain had eased a little, Fei Mingqiu went out with an umbrella to look for Yuan Yuan.

The cane of the Fat Mountain God didn't have any supernatural powers in his hands for the time being, but it became a burden. He usually tied the cane around his waist with a red hemp rope as an ornament. Today, when he tied his shoelaces, he occasionally Taking a closer look, I found that the lines on the surface of the cane had turned gray.

If Fuxi is here, you can also ask about the situation.

Fei Mingqiu knocked on the door and walked into Yuanyuan's cabin at the same time, "It's raining too much, so I just walked in."

The little boy who was sitting by the fire pit roasting rabbits got up quickly. He intended to cover up, but he couldn't stop the horse head mountain god who was behind him poking his head.

"What supernatural power did Fuxi give you? Was this torrential rain caused by Ying Long..." Fei Mingqiu's words came to an abrupt end.

The Matou Mountain God shook his ears shyly, and waved to the expressionless young man, "Hello. Hello, um, I'm back from my trip."

He is not tall, and he is a little hunchbacked, holding the hem of his clothes with both hands awkwardly, trembling when he speaks, and shaking a lot of roasted hazelnuts from his trousers.

Fei Mingqiu has been here for four months, and he has seen quite a few gods and monsters. This is the first time he has seen a mountain god with a beast face and a human body.

Yuanyuan rounded the field and said: "This is the little horse that governs the mountain that owns the Qi family."

"No, no, I don't have a name." Xiao Ma took out a wooden name card from behind, "It's Qingming Festival, I wish you a long life than Nanshan."? ? ?

Fei Mingqiu was full of question marks.

Yuanyuan covered her face and explained: "The local products of other mountains. He is easily agitated when he sees strangers, his brain is not very good, and he is talking nonsense."

Pony sniffled touched, "Yes. I heard that you are always here, and you quit the tour group early. Unfortunately, you are not in good health. You dared to come out after being raised in the mountains for a while. Ah, I gave you five ghosts. Have you received it all the time? I still have some in poor condition at home."

"Wait!" Yuanyuan looked at Fei Mingqiu and Matou Mountain God, "The two old ladies Fuxi are not here, who are you calling 'you old'?"

Xiao Ma: "I, I call this one. As expected of you, Kunlun is thousands of miles away, and the little one is alive—poof."

He covered his mouth, and emerald green blood flowed from his nostrils, dripping and splashing on the pebbles at the edge of the fire pit.

Fei Mingqiu quietly observed the mountain god's innocent deer-like eyes, and suddenly thought of a possibility, and his heart skipped a beat.

The pony wiped the blood in a panic, shook off some hazelnuts and dried spirit grass, and said embarrassingly, finger to finger: "My god level is low, and it's rare to travel far away, so I got the root of the disease. Now even these two mountains can't get rid of it." If you can't turn it over, it will make you laugh."

Fei Mingqiu responded calmly, thought for a while, took off the cane and held it in his hand, and gently tapped the pony's ears.

Xiaoma was even more excited than Fat Mountain God at the beginning, shaking and shaking, shaking out nearly a hill of snacks, his face was radiant, and he stopped vomiting blood.

Yuanyuan sat cross-legged, suspiciously turned over the wooden skewer of the roasted rabbit, and held back her curiosity and muttered:

"The rain is strange and smells like the Yellow River. What you said is not unreasonable. Maybe it was written by Ying Long."

"Right? What does it look like?" Fei Mingqiu helped the pony pick up hazelnuts.

"Ah, well, Yinglong and my father are old acquaintances, but it left Kunlun early with Xuanyuan, and has not been in touch for tens of thousands of years. I am a child of four thousand years old, how do I know its appearance and habits. Hey, Xiao Ma, do you know? You mountain gods are gossiping!"

Just as Xiao Ma was about to speak, seeing the young man's "kind" eyes, he waved his hand to refute the rumors and said, "I never gossip."

Fei Mingqiu was a little depressed and absent-minded, so his expression became more gentle.

He can guarantee that he has just read the admiration from the pony's performance - the kind of admiration and awe that juniors have for elders.

Any mountain god is tens of thousands of years old, 10,000+ years old, which white bearded grandfather god is he mistaken for?

Iris thought so too.

The eyesight of Xiao Ma, an old comrade, probably fell below 0.1.

They Qingniao can be called the Kunlun household registration registrants, with a first-class sense of smell, it is impossible to recognize the gods, but they miss the gods next to them.

The three of them had different thoughts, staring at the burning tongues of flames in the fire pit.

Suddenly the door was pushed open again, and Alfa, who was drenched all over, panted and said, "Brother, something is wrong! Dayu is back!"

There were more than a dozen young people with the Xia family who followed Dayu to Yanchi.

Dayu lay on a simple wooden stretcher, glanced at the player who opened the city gate, and closed his eyes in peace.

He is a direct descendant of Xuanyuan, the creation god, and was born with the divine bone emperor's destiny, but he also had such embarrassing moments, fortunately, he protected his clansmen.

The knife engraved with "Benevolence" slipped from Dayu's palm, fell to the ground and split into two pieces.

Yuanyuan tried to put the knife back together, but it was futile to exhaust her strength, she felt sorry for her, and whispered to Fei Mingqiu:

"It really is Ying Long. It wants to kill the child. It is, it came with the order of the Father God. I will help you inform the two old women. I can only do this."

The author says:

There is another update tomorrow.

The views of all the characters in the article do not represent those of the author (the app has a lot of adaptive fiction, as do supporting characters from all walks of life).