Su Sheng and his dead Tsundere
Chapter 10 "Rumors" Spread by Word of Mouth
After Su Sheng left the palace, he limped to the thatched hut by the river, looked at the person lying on the pile of herbs, and shouted directly: "Huanong, get up, follow me to a place."
Huanong on the pile of herbs immediately got up when he heard the sound. Without a moment's hesitation, he straightened his clothes and stood in front of Su Sheng, saying, "Brother Su, where are you going?"
Su Sheng looked at him, stretched out his hand to help him remove the herbs entangled in his hair, and said, "Bamboo Garden."
"Bamboo Garden? Where is that?" Huanong was pulled by Su Sheng and asked.
"my home!"
When the two arrived at the third prince's mansion, Su Sheng dragged Huanong directly to Xiao Jing'an, who was having dinner at this time.The two suddenly broke in and stood side by side in front of Xiao Jingan, Xiao Jingan stared at the person beside Su Sheng and asked, "Su Sheng, who is he?"
"My friend, Huanong." As he spoke, he patted Huanong, who immediately greeted him, "Hello, Third Highness."
Xiao Jing'an looked at this foolish man, then glanced at the hands held by the two, frowned and said, "Su Sheng, you bring him here, where do you let him live?"
"Zhuyuan, live with me." Su Sheng smiled, and took Huanong's hand, saying: "I and him are brothers and cannot be separated."
Xiao Jing'an stared at the hands held by the two people and took a deep breath, said: "Your bamboo garden is so dilapidated, you still have the nerve to let others live in it!"
"I don't mind, and I'm sure he won't either, right, Huanong?"
Huanong was suddenly named, and he withdrew his gaze from looking at Xiao Jing'an, and said, "Yes, I don't mind."
Xiao Jingan looked at the two of them, and said helplessly: "Okay, then you..." Before he could finish speaking, Huanong was immediately dragged out of the room by Su Sheng, leaving behind him.Xiao Jingan looked at the two people who left, and threw the chopsticks out angrily, cursing: "How can there be such a person in this world!! Really, I am so angry."
Su Sheng and Huanong came to the door, Su Sheng asked softly: "How is it, did you see it?"
Huanong nodded vigorously, and said: "I can see that he is so angry that he is often angered by others, and this person must be one of the few people present!"
Su Sheng patted his head and said: "Who told you to watch this, I mean poison!"
"Well, there is no sign of poisoning, but I found another thing on him."
"what?"
Huanong stretched out his hand and pulled his ear, and said, "Well... how should I put it, it's a kind of incense, but that incense is nothing."
"What kind of incense?" Su Sheng asked, Huanong hesitated for a while, and then helped Su Sheng's ear and said: "That incense is the incense used by women in brothels."
"..." The corner of Su Sheng's mouth twitched, and then asked: "Then is this incense harmful to the human body?"
"Harmless, this incense is only useful for women, and has no effect on men."
Su Sheng leaned on Huanong's shoulder and said, "As long as it's harmless, let him go. Tonight, we have something important to do!"
Huanong nodded and replied, "Yes!"
Xiao Jing'an was so angry that he lost the mood to eat, and when he was about to go out for a stroll, he saw two people hooking their shoulders, talking and laughing, pointed at them and said to Ding Yun: "Look at the two of them, two big men hooked their shoulders How decent it is, it's really indecent!!"
Ding Yun looked at the angry Xiao Jing'an, but just stared at the two people in the distance without speaking.
At night, Xiao Jingan couldn't sleep, so she walked to the bamboo garden naturally, stood at the door and looked at the bright lights inside, turned her head and wanted to leave, but heard a voice from inside, and moved to the door driven by curiosity.
"Huanong, are you dressed yet?"
"No, I can't wear this dress well!"
"It's really useless, come here and I'll help you wear it."
Xiao Jing'an stomped her feet heavily when she heard this passage outside, and cursed: "It's really shameless! It's indecent! It's indecent!!" Angrily ran away cursing.
Inside the room, Su Sheng heard movement outside, opened the window but saw Xiao Jing's back going away.After the two of them got dressed, Su Sheng took out two black veils and said, "Put them on."
Huanong looked down at his night clothes, and asked puzzledly, "Brother Su, why do you have to change into night clothes instead of our own clothes?"
Su Sheng put on the veil for him, and said: "We are going to do stealthy things next. If we don't wear night clothes, why don't we wear a big white robe at night, so that we can be a target for others?"
After they finished dressing, they opened the door and came out, their toes flying to the room.Although Huanong is stupid, his martial arts are excellent, especially lightness kung fu. Everyone in the world knows the "ghost doctor", and everyone knows him. He is the one who is talking about.
The two escaped the patrolling soldiers and came to a roof and stared at the two standing at the door. Huanong flew out two silver needles from his fingertips, pierced their sleeping holes with great precision, and the two fell down. Falling asleep, Huanong turned down from the eaves and took back the silver needle and gestured to Su Sheng.
The two went around to the back of the house and opened the window to enter, and a burst of tea smelled in the nostrils. The two looked at the rows of tea cabinets that were neatly arranged, and there were all kinds of tea products. Huanong exclaimed: "Wow! This, this The teas here can be compared to my medicine storehouse.”
Su Sheng nodded, thinking: This kid really likes to drink tea, there are all kinds of tea.It is really a daunting task to find out the thing here!After thinking about it, he immediately said to Huanong, "Go and check, I don't know how long it will take to check these things."
Su Sheng asked Huanong to sit at the table, and he went to take out some tea leaves from the tea cabinets for him to identify whether there was any poison in them. The two had a clear division of labor.Even though Huanong's speed of drug identification was very fast, the two of them still spent three nights for such a huge amount of work.
"Is it poisonous? This is the last one." Su Sheng lowered his head and asked.Huanong sniffed it for a while, and said: "No." Su Sheng got the answer and poured the tea back to its original place, collapsed on the table tired, and couldn't help complaining: "This guy, why do you drink so much tea? God is exhausting me!"
Su Sheng looked at the paper in his hand that recorded the name of the tea mixed with poison, and said, "This guy is too sneaky, there are 17 kinds of tea mixed with poison powder."
"Yes, there are 17 kinds, and the types of poisons and products are different. I took some of the poisonous ones, and I have to go back and identify them one by one." Huanong Road, Su Sheng nodded heavily, after working for so long Some were thirsty and picked up the teapot on the side to drink, but Huanong stopped him and said, "Brother Su, don't drink it. This tea has medicine."
"Poison?" Su Sheng asked back.
Huanong glanced at it, and said again: "No, spring, medicine."
"Spring medicine!" Su Sheng stared at the teapot and said with a smile: "It seems that someone wants to give the third prince medicine and then fly up a branch to become a phoenix, but it's a pity that this guy doesn't even know what love and affairs are now. "
"Brother Su, what about the tea?"
Su Sheng picked up the tea, raised the corner of his mouth and said, "It's poured." As he spoke, he directly poured the tea into a potted plant in the corner, and put another pot of refreshing tea on the plate.After doing all this, Su Sheng patted Huanong on the shoulder, and the two retreated.
The next day, Su Sheng got up early and was going to give Xiao Jing'an a class, but along the road, he saw a bunch of people gathering together to talk about things, and they also went to listen out of interest, only to hear that they were surrounded by Humane:
"Have you heard?"
"Is it because the Third Highness was molested last night?" One person continued.
Hearing this, Su Sheng pricked up his ears even more and looked forward to the next words, only to hear them continue discussing:
"Last night, His Highness was reading a book, and the maid serving him took off her clothes in front of His Highness! And at that time, only His Highness and that maid were in the room. Do you know what happened afterwards?"
"Up?"
"It's not that simple. I heard from someone in the same room as the maid that the maid wanted to fly up a branch and turn into a phoenix, so she poured medicine into the tea of the Third Highness!"
"Prescribing medicine! That's a serious crime of beheading, this servant girl is really brave!" Some people sighed, while some people were more interested in what happened next, and asked:
"And then?"
"Then, who knew that after the Third Highness drank the tea with medicine, he became more and more energetic. The servant girl had a reaction after drinking the tea, but the Third Highness didn't react at all. What do you think this means? "
"What do you mean?" Su Sheng asked curiously from behind.
The man clapped his hands excitedly, and said: "What does this mean, isn't it that our Third Highness won't do it!!" After hearing this, everyone gasped, including Su Sheng.
Su Sheng listened in the back and kept away from the group of people with a suppressed smile. The suppressed smile finally burst out. Su Sheng supported a tree and laughed, thinking: Don't lift it, hahahahaha, I didn't expect The tea that I accidentally changed for him yesterday would trigger such a distant talk.The reason why the woman felt it should be the effect of the flirting fragrance on him.Do not lift, hahahahahaha!
Xiao Jing'an, who was walking from a distance, saw Su Sheng giggling at the tree alone, and said, "Mr. Su, why are you giggling at the tree early in the morning? Is there something wrong with your brain?"
Seeing the client coming, Su Sheng withdrew her smile and looked at Xiao Jing'an and asked with concern: "I heard that His Highness the Third Highness was frightened last night, why don't you have a good rest and come to class today?"
Seeing him mentioning yesterday's incident, Xiao Jing'an was furious.Last night, Xiao Jingan was reading the book carefully in the room, but in the middle of reading the book, the people beside him began to take off their clothes, so scared that Xiao Jingan immediately shouted: "Come here!! Get her out! Get her out!! "
Ding Yun heard the voice and saw Xiao Jing'an standing on the table covering his eyes with one hand, and pointing at the disheveled person with one hand, shouting: "Fork out! Fork out!!"
After this incident, Xiao Jingan was in a bad mood. Now that Su Sheng brought up this matter again, Xiao Jingan was so angry that he gave Su Sheng a hard look before going to the classroom where he was attending class.
Now Xiao Jing'an feels that since he was startled by a woman yesterday, it was the most embarrassing thing in his life.
Really, it's too embarrassing! ! !
Huanong on the pile of herbs immediately got up when he heard the sound. Without a moment's hesitation, he straightened his clothes and stood in front of Su Sheng, saying, "Brother Su, where are you going?"
Su Sheng looked at him, stretched out his hand to help him remove the herbs entangled in his hair, and said, "Bamboo Garden."
"Bamboo Garden? Where is that?" Huanong was pulled by Su Sheng and asked.
"my home!"
When the two arrived at the third prince's mansion, Su Sheng dragged Huanong directly to Xiao Jing'an, who was having dinner at this time.The two suddenly broke in and stood side by side in front of Xiao Jingan, Xiao Jingan stared at the person beside Su Sheng and asked, "Su Sheng, who is he?"
"My friend, Huanong." As he spoke, he patted Huanong, who immediately greeted him, "Hello, Third Highness."
Xiao Jing'an looked at this foolish man, then glanced at the hands held by the two, frowned and said, "Su Sheng, you bring him here, where do you let him live?"
"Zhuyuan, live with me." Su Sheng smiled, and took Huanong's hand, saying: "I and him are brothers and cannot be separated."
Xiao Jing'an stared at the hands held by the two people and took a deep breath, said: "Your bamboo garden is so dilapidated, you still have the nerve to let others live in it!"
"I don't mind, and I'm sure he won't either, right, Huanong?"
Huanong was suddenly named, and he withdrew his gaze from looking at Xiao Jing'an, and said, "Yes, I don't mind."
Xiao Jingan looked at the two of them, and said helplessly: "Okay, then you..." Before he could finish speaking, Huanong was immediately dragged out of the room by Su Sheng, leaving behind him.Xiao Jingan looked at the two people who left, and threw the chopsticks out angrily, cursing: "How can there be such a person in this world!! Really, I am so angry."
Su Sheng and Huanong came to the door, Su Sheng asked softly: "How is it, did you see it?"
Huanong nodded vigorously, and said: "I can see that he is so angry that he is often angered by others, and this person must be one of the few people present!"
Su Sheng patted his head and said: "Who told you to watch this, I mean poison!"
"Well, there is no sign of poisoning, but I found another thing on him."
"what?"
Huanong stretched out his hand and pulled his ear, and said, "Well... how should I put it, it's a kind of incense, but that incense is nothing."
"What kind of incense?" Su Sheng asked, Huanong hesitated for a while, and then helped Su Sheng's ear and said: "That incense is the incense used by women in brothels."
"..." The corner of Su Sheng's mouth twitched, and then asked: "Then is this incense harmful to the human body?"
"Harmless, this incense is only useful for women, and has no effect on men."
Su Sheng leaned on Huanong's shoulder and said, "As long as it's harmless, let him go. Tonight, we have something important to do!"
Huanong nodded and replied, "Yes!"
Xiao Jing'an was so angry that he lost the mood to eat, and when he was about to go out for a stroll, he saw two people hooking their shoulders, talking and laughing, pointed at them and said to Ding Yun: "Look at the two of them, two big men hooked their shoulders How decent it is, it's really indecent!!"
Ding Yun looked at the angry Xiao Jing'an, but just stared at the two people in the distance without speaking.
At night, Xiao Jingan couldn't sleep, so she walked to the bamboo garden naturally, stood at the door and looked at the bright lights inside, turned her head and wanted to leave, but heard a voice from inside, and moved to the door driven by curiosity.
"Huanong, are you dressed yet?"
"No, I can't wear this dress well!"
"It's really useless, come here and I'll help you wear it."
Xiao Jing'an stomped her feet heavily when she heard this passage outside, and cursed: "It's really shameless! It's indecent! It's indecent!!" Angrily ran away cursing.
Inside the room, Su Sheng heard movement outside, opened the window but saw Xiao Jing's back going away.After the two of them got dressed, Su Sheng took out two black veils and said, "Put them on."
Huanong looked down at his night clothes, and asked puzzledly, "Brother Su, why do you have to change into night clothes instead of our own clothes?"
Su Sheng put on the veil for him, and said: "We are going to do stealthy things next. If we don't wear night clothes, why don't we wear a big white robe at night, so that we can be a target for others?"
After they finished dressing, they opened the door and came out, their toes flying to the room.Although Huanong is stupid, his martial arts are excellent, especially lightness kung fu. Everyone in the world knows the "ghost doctor", and everyone knows him. He is the one who is talking about.
The two escaped the patrolling soldiers and came to a roof and stared at the two standing at the door. Huanong flew out two silver needles from his fingertips, pierced their sleeping holes with great precision, and the two fell down. Falling asleep, Huanong turned down from the eaves and took back the silver needle and gestured to Su Sheng.
The two went around to the back of the house and opened the window to enter, and a burst of tea smelled in the nostrils. The two looked at the rows of tea cabinets that were neatly arranged, and there were all kinds of tea products. Huanong exclaimed: "Wow! This, this The teas here can be compared to my medicine storehouse.”
Su Sheng nodded, thinking: This kid really likes to drink tea, there are all kinds of tea.It is really a daunting task to find out the thing here!After thinking about it, he immediately said to Huanong, "Go and check, I don't know how long it will take to check these things."
Su Sheng asked Huanong to sit at the table, and he went to take out some tea leaves from the tea cabinets for him to identify whether there was any poison in them. The two had a clear division of labor.Even though Huanong's speed of drug identification was very fast, the two of them still spent three nights for such a huge amount of work.
"Is it poisonous? This is the last one." Su Sheng lowered his head and asked.Huanong sniffed it for a while, and said: "No." Su Sheng got the answer and poured the tea back to its original place, collapsed on the table tired, and couldn't help complaining: "This guy, why do you drink so much tea? God is exhausting me!"
Su Sheng looked at the paper in his hand that recorded the name of the tea mixed with poison, and said, "This guy is too sneaky, there are 17 kinds of tea mixed with poison powder."
"Yes, there are 17 kinds, and the types of poisons and products are different. I took some of the poisonous ones, and I have to go back and identify them one by one." Huanong Road, Su Sheng nodded heavily, after working for so long Some were thirsty and picked up the teapot on the side to drink, but Huanong stopped him and said, "Brother Su, don't drink it. This tea has medicine."
"Poison?" Su Sheng asked back.
Huanong glanced at it, and said again: "No, spring, medicine."
"Spring medicine!" Su Sheng stared at the teapot and said with a smile: "It seems that someone wants to give the third prince medicine and then fly up a branch to become a phoenix, but it's a pity that this guy doesn't even know what love and affairs are now. "
"Brother Su, what about the tea?"
Su Sheng picked up the tea, raised the corner of his mouth and said, "It's poured." As he spoke, he directly poured the tea into a potted plant in the corner, and put another pot of refreshing tea on the plate.After doing all this, Su Sheng patted Huanong on the shoulder, and the two retreated.
The next day, Su Sheng got up early and was going to give Xiao Jing'an a class, but along the road, he saw a bunch of people gathering together to talk about things, and they also went to listen out of interest, only to hear that they were surrounded by Humane:
"Have you heard?"
"Is it because the Third Highness was molested last night?" One person continued.
Hearing this, Su Sheng pricked up his ears even more and looked forward to the next words, only to hear them continue discussing:
"Last night, His Highness was reading a book, and the maid serving him took off her clothes in front of His Highness! And at that time, only His Highness and that maid were in the room. Do you know what happened afterwards?"
"Up?"
"It's not that simple. I heard from someone in the same room as the maid that the maid wanted to fly up a branch and turn into a phoenix, so she poured medicine into the tea of the Third Highness!"
"Prescribing medicine! That's a serious crime of beheading, this servant girl is really brave!" Some people sighed, while some people were more interested in what happened next, and asked:
"And then?"
"Then, who knew that after the Third Highness drank the tea with medicine, he became more and more energetic. The servant girl had a reaction after drinking the tea, but the Third Highness didn't react at all. What do you think this means? "
"What do you mean?" Su Sheng asked curiously from behind.
The man clapped his hands excitedly, and said: "What does this mean, isn't it that our Third Highness won't do it!!" After hearing this, everyone gasped, including Su Sheng.
Su Sheng listened in the back and kept away from the group of people with a suppressed smile. The suppressed smile finally burst out. Su Sheng supported a tree and laughed, thinking: Don't lift it, hahahahaha, I didn't expect The tea that I accidentally changed for him yesterday would trigger such a distant talk.The reason why the woman felt it should be the effect of the flirting fragrance on him.Do not lift, hahahahahaha!
Xiao Jing'an, who was walking from a distance, saw Su Sheng giggling at the tree alone, and said, "Mr. Su, why are you giggling at the tree early in the morning? Is there something wrong with your brain?"
Seeing the client coming, Su Sheng withdrew her smile and looked at Xiao Jing'an and asked with concern: "I heard that His Highness the Third Highness was frightened last night, why don't you have a good rest and come to class today?"
Seeing him mentioning yesterday's incident, Xiao Jing'an was furious.Last night, Xiao Jingan was reading the book carefully in the room, but in the middle of reading the book, the people beside him began to take off their clothes, so scared that Xiao Jingan immediately shouted: "Come here!! Get her out! Get her out!! "
Ding Yun heard the voice and saw Xiao Jing'an standing on the table covering his eyes with one hand, and pointing at the disheveled person with one hand, shouting: "Fork out! Fork out!!"
After this incident, Xiao Jingan was in a bad mood. Now that Su Sheng brought up this matter again, Xiao Jingan was so angry that he gave Su Sheng a hard look before going to the classroom where he was attending class.
Now Xiao Jing'an feels that since he was startled by a woman yesterday, it was the most embarrassing thing in his life.
Really, it's too embarrassing! ! !
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