Super old ghost chasing me madly

I don't know how long we have been tossing around, but the Ghost Emperor's Palace is full of proofs that we have loved each other...

Looking at the messy golden silk bed, I couldn't help but blush!My Runxi is worthy of being the True Dragon Emperor!In that respect, it's great!

To be honest without bragging, if "Viagra" finds my Runxi as an endorsement, the effect will be absolutely awesome!

Although, my Runxi doesn't need those things at all!

It may be that my thoughts are a little dirty, so I can't help laughing out loud.

Runxi came over, pressed me against him again, bit my ear and asked me: "Fool, what are you laughing at?"

Listening to his somewhat disordered breathing, my little heart was beating wildly again...

However, touch my waist, think about my little flower, let's stop for a while, and play again, maybe they will run away from home again and abandon me...

She quickly blushed and said, "Brother, no, it's nothing~ Thinking about what Brother Shao and Mr. Chang are treating us to for lunch today!"

Grass!Silently praise yourself in my heart!

If you want to talk about wit, who else can I ask besides me?

Well, except for Brother Shao who is too smart.

Runxi was finally willing to let me go, and gently touched my face and asked, "Shall we go back to the world now, or play for a while?" Damn it!But don't play, if you play again, you can only have dinner instead!

"Brother, I'm hungry! Otherwise, let's go now~" Rubbed his eyebrows with the tip of his nose.

Unexpectedly, he was misunderstood by Runxi as being coquettish, he exhaled again, and said, "My husband will let you eat before going

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After a bout of sore backs, we finally came to brother Shao's funeral shop.

"Mr. Chang, I want to eat a kidney feast!" Touching my old waist, the first sentence they said made the theme clear.

Unexpectedly, Brother Shao joked, "As far as I know, you don't seem to need too much waist, right?" After finishing speaking, he gave Runxi a meaningful squint.

Seeing that Runxi's cheeks were a little red, she continued to raise her eyebrows and said deliberately: "Or? Did you change your posture?"

"Ahem!" Afraid that my Runxi would be too thin-skinned, he quickly pretended to cough twice.

Unexpectedly, my Runxi said to brother Shao with a smirk, "I want to eat kidneys, but I'm afraid that you used your waist too much last night, so I'll make up for you!"

Even Brother Shao, who was as clever and witty as he was, was stunned on the spot, and Mr. Chang blushed even more with embarrassment!

Great my brother!It's not that Runxi who dares to love me doesn't speak, but when he speaks, he will instantly kill the heroes!

"That's right!" I quickly went on to make up the knife: "Brother Shao is actually the man who needs tonifying the kidney the most!"

Haha, my heart was full of laughter, and my strength staged a good show of husband and wife!

Mr. Chang blushed, glanced at Brother Shao shyly, and then said with a smirk: "Okay, then let's go to the waist feast! You are all satisfied!"

I secretly wondered in my heart, did Mr. Chang also want Brother Shao to take this opportunity to nourish his kidneys?Hehe, I also made up my mind by the way, what kind of posture they adopted yesterday...

Do you play all night at a time, or play for a while, smoke a cigarette, talk about life, talk about your ideals, and then continue again?His eyes swayed unconsciously on Brother Shao, just when he turned around to look for something, he left me with a round and pretty butt...

Well, sure enough!Just aiming at this pretty and straight butt, the kung fu should be good!but……

I took two steps back, and compared Runxi's butt, and found that my brother's butt really looks better...

Hehe, thinking of the madness this morning, I can't help but think, Brother Shao must not be as good as my Runxi...

"What are you thinking about?" Seeing my eyes dangling on his and brother Shao's lower body, Runxi narrowed his eyes and leaned close to my ear, exhaling hot air.

Ma Dan, why did you forget that Runxi and I have a heart-to-heart relationship?

Looking at his warning eyes, I quickly closed my eyes and said with a smile: "Well, I'm hungry, let's go eat quickly!"

Mr. Chang quickly laughed and said, "Yes, let's go!"

Hehe, it must be a guilty conscience, trying to cover up the embarrassment deep in my heart.

When I arrived at the restaurant, I opened the menu and looked at it, which almost made me laugh out loud. The title on it was written in big characters: "Professional Kidney Tonic for 500 Years!"

Suppressing a smile, I showed them the menu, and seeing their blushing faces, I finally couldn't help but burst out laughing.

sound.

The three of them pushed the menu in front of me again.

Well, such a big task, only I can solve it.

Pointing to "Optimus Prime" curiously, he asked, "What kind of dish is this?"

Although the waiter blushed a little, he still maintained a habitual professional smile: "Sir, this is braised bullwhip."

"Pfft" almost didn't spit out a sip of tea, suppressed a smile, and continued to ask: "Then what is Yin Yang Wuji?" "Oh, this is fried sheep treasure." The waiter explained it to me patiently.

Fuck, I almost couldn't help laughing, fried sheep treasure can have such a fantasy name, it really is a high-profile sheep treasure.

"Then what is this passionate love?" I found that their recipes are very distinctive.

"This is the sauced donkey bowl." The waiter explained.

"Um, which part of the donkey is the bowl mouth of the donkey?" Forgive me for being uneducated.

"Ahem..." Mr. Chang pretended to cough twice, and was about to speak, but was suppressed by Runxi's louder cough.

He took my hand and whispered a few words in my ear, and instantly my old face turned red like a monkey's butt.

Hurry up to cover up the embarrassment and continue with the next dish: "What about the icing on the cake?"

"It's stir-fried kidney!"

"Grass! After ordering for a long time, this dish is on time!" What kind of whip, treasure, I am not interested in it, I just like to eat kidneys, which can nourish the kidney and strengthen the yang.

"Well, how about it?" I glanced at Mr. Chang, and realized that if I didn't kill the fat and oily Mr. Chang today, I would feel uncomfortable all over.

Mr. Chang is worthy of being an old fried dough stick in the shopping mall. He knew what I meant when he saw me smile. He waved his hand generously and said, "Serve all the dishes on your recipe. I only need four servings for each dish." , but pay as you go!"

Oh shit!As expected of Mr. Chang, his actions are open and bright!

This meal, I almost bleed from the seven orifices, what the hell, every dish is either tonifying the kidney or aphrodisiac.

It would be nice if I didn't get a nosebleed on the spot.

At the dinner table, Brother Shao told me another breaking news, because he was going to move to Weiner with Mr. Chang, so his funeral shop was officially entrusted to me to take care of.

Fuck, I'm a college student, but I don't know anything about funerals.

However, Runxi scratched my nose, and pinched a piece of waistband for me by the way: "With your identity, isn't the funeral easy? You just need to draw a circle and know what you want to know, and it's absolutely orthodox!"

Oh shit!There is nothing wrong with this remark!As my young master, I am the majestic Ghost Emperor, it is obviously more than enough to do funerals!

Is it possible that there is another ghost who dares to fart?

"Success! No problem!" After figuring it out, he patted his chest, and promised firmly: "Brother Shao, don't worry! The funeral store, I will definitely take care of it for you!"

"Xiao Ming, come on, cheers!" Brother Shao picked up the wine glass and drank it down.

Grass!Such a happy thing, if I continue to fret, I will be useless!He also imitated brother Shao and drank it all in one gulp.Fuck, what the hell kind of wine is this?Spicy and strong!If it is placed before, it will definitely be poured in a cup.

"Is the goji berry and ginseng deer penis wine delicious?" Runxi laughed until his eyes became crescent moons.

"It's delicious. I patted my waist and said with a smirk: "It's incredible! "

Hmph, go back and see how the young master treats you!

Seeing Runxi's smiling face, I lost all pride in an instant, I was so cowardly, I seemed to confuse the upper and lower positions

"Well, Brother Shao, how much is your store worth now? I'll pay you back after I make money!" Suddenly remembered, my brother still has to settle accounts!

"No need!" Brother Shao picked up his wine glass again, and said seriously: "Ten thousand years ago, when I was at my worst, you were the one who brought me back to the underworld and gave me the post of ghost in the underworld! In the world, shouldn’t I give you a small funeral shop?

"This..." I wanted to evade, but Mr. Chang spoke.

He stood up directly, holding the wine glass, and said seriously: "Hua Yi is right, without you, I would not have the glory of Mrs. Ghost Xiang! So, the most grateful, I will give [-]% of the shares of the domestic company Transfer to your name!"

Fuck!what's the situation?I'm going to get rich overnight!

"Xiao Ming, this is our wish! Please don't refuse!" Brother Shao and Mr. Chang drank it all in one gulp.

"Okay!" Thinking about our fateful friendship, it would be hypocritical to be hypocritical.I also picked up the glass and drank it down.Putting down the wine glass with pride, I can't help but feel a lot of emotion. What I have experienced now, I didn't even dare to dream before...

Not only in terms of wealth, but also the experience between several of us.

But thinking about the fact that they are about to emigrate abroad, their hearts are still empty. In their lifetime, they don't have many confidants, only An Shao!

However, as long as they are happy!If I really want to see them, with my current wealth, wouldn't it be a matter of minutes to go abroad?

"Brother Shao, President Chang, I wish you happiness with this glass of wine!" Pulling Runxi together, they blessed them.

Brother Shao, Mr. Chang, as long as you are happy and safe, it doesn't matter whether you are by our side...

Anyway, after returning to your divine sense, you will also return to my Great Underworld...

Hehe, after thinking about it this way, I really feel much better, and the previous reluctance is gone.

We enjoyed this meal very much. It was not as sensational as imagined, but full of yearning for the future...

Brother Shao and Mr. Chang had completed the transfer procedures the next day, and instantly felt that they were worth over ten million...

No, no, my monthly net dividends will exceed [-] million!Only then did I know, what the hell is a real rich man!However, I donated most of the money to the orphanage free of charge, and I also set up a special fund association. Whoever is in trouble, if the situation is true, will get help from the charity.

For a while, my limelight in China was still very strong.

However, Runxi and I were both very low-key, bribed the media, and rejected all interviews.

Since Brother Shao and Mr. Chang went to Weiner, our life has been very peaceful,

Until one day, I received a call from Liu Ning.