Super old ghost chasing me madly

Fuck!Brother Dare Shao has to come here to work overtime every night!How much salary does Lao Qin have to give him!So hard!

"Shouldn't the emperor review the memorials in person?" I remembered that the emperor always reviewed the memorials on TV, and there was no dynasty where the prime minister reviewed the memorials.

Brother Shao gave me a deep look, curled his lips, and said, "Your Majesty, please move to the study."

We walked through the simple side hall, and arrived at Brother Shao's so-called study room, which is full of bookishness, but compared with the reception hall just now, it has a more solemn and solemn flavor.

But his eyes were attracted by the mountain of memorials on the desk, what the hell, so many memorials?

Brother Shao was very satisfied with my reaction, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Why don't you write these memorials in person from now on?"

Fuck?With so many memorials, they can't be approved until the end of my life!Oh my god!

Young master, I still want to have sex with Run Xi, I and I are hot on the kang, how can I have this leisure time to watch such boring things!

Moreover, there is no overtime pay of a dime, hehe, I don’t want to do such a loss-making business, so I hurriedly made amends and said with a smile: "Well, brother Shao, you are so smart, you should do it! Hehehehe."

Runxi was so angry that he gave me a blank look, scratched my nose again, and shook his head helplessly.

Brother Shao covered his mouth and laughed, jokingly said: "When your lord wants to be in charge, you must tell me, so that I can send all these memorials to the Ghost Emperor Palace..."

"Oh! Forget it!" My head was shaking like a rattle: "Well, forget it! Forget it! Brother Shao will come!

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"An Huayi, in your opinion, where is your master hiding?" Runxi stopped joking and said seriously.

Brother Shao frowned and thought for a long time, but didn't speak.

I rolled my eyes and thought of a good idea: "Am I not the ghost emperor? Draw a circle and issue a warrant for the arrest of all ghosts, so that everyone can find it, wouldn't it be good?"

After speaking, he raised his chest, with an expression of hurrying to praise me.

Before Brother Shao opened his mouth, Runxi said angrily and amusedly: "If there were no high-ranking officials in the underworld, do you think that the Yin soldiers would step into the land that night?"

"Couldn't it be Mu Wanying and that General Tian who started the rebellion?" My heart sank, could there be a bigger official?

"Believe me, just relying on Mu Wanying and General Tian, ​​they don't have the strength to lead the rebellion." Brother Shao finally spoke.

"Then, what should I do then?" There is a ghost emperor's order in the sky and I dare not use it, this is so depressing!

It's like hugging a peerless beauty who only lets you look at it every day, but doesn't let you do it at all. Are you annoyed or not?

Runxi looked at me deeply, bit his lower lip lightly, and said, "Once upon a time, you were the master of the underworld. In your mind, no one or anything in the underworld could escape the control of your divine sense."

Fuck!So awesome? It must be Qin Guangling!

"Brother, what you're talking about is Lao Qin, how can I be so powerful now..." She curled her lips in displeasure, and sure enough, Runxi was thinking of Lao Qin!

Brother Shao's eyes lit up, he stared at me with trepidation: "Xiao Ming, what Li Yi said is right, you can really give it a try!"

"Me?" Big brother, can you stop making fun of me?I'm really a young master, I'm still the king of ghosts!

Runxi looked at me firmly and nodded, looking confident.

Brother Shao went on to say: "Although you are a mortal body now, your spiritual consciousness is still there. Your spiritual consciousness is so powerful. It should not be difficult to find my master in the underworld."

"How could I?" Pointing at the tip of his nose, he smiled helplessly. These two big brothers really think highly of me!

Runxi took my hand, put it on his chest, and said softly: "Ming, you can do it! I believe in you!" After speaking, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, with a smile in his eyes, becoming the most beautiful scenery.

His smile didn't matter, it touched the softest thing in my heart!Runxi said I can do it, so I will do it.

He patted his chest and said firmly: "Don't worry, brother! I will definitely do it!" After speaking, he gave him a meaningful wink.

Brother Shao hurriedly turned around, pretended to cough twice, took an ancient book casually, and flipped through it casually.

Although I have confidence, I don’t know how to operate it!

The corners of his mouth twitched twice, and he had to look at Runxi like a rescue: "Brother, that, what should I do? Only then can I radiate spiritual consciousness

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Runxi put away his joking heart, and said solemnly: "The underworld is named after you, and every flower and tree in the underworld is respected by you."

Uh, it sounds really awesome! But the key is what does this have to do with my divine consciousness?

"Well, brother, and then?" I was a little unclear about Runxi's point.

"Then, you just need to close your eyes and sense with your heart. In the entire underworld, your consciousness is everywhere and omnipotent." Runxi finally said the answer.

Fuck, brother, you are so funny!Why don't you just ask me to close my eyes?Why make it so complicated?

"Understood!" Patting his chest now, he agreed.

I'm also very curious, brother Shao and Runxi both said that my spiritual sense is powerful, I want to see how good old Qin can be.

As Runxi said, sit cross-legged on the ground, close your eyes, and sense everything in the underworld with your heart...

After closing the eyes, with a thought, it seemed that the whole person had become transparent, and slowly flew to the sky, looking down at every move in the underworld.

One move.

I can clearly see the Bana flowers blooming beside the Naihe Bridge, I can also see the [-]-mile Huangquan Road with long yellow sand, and I can also see the solemn Yan Luo Temple...

There are also ghosts bustling like a market, and even the cries of ordinary children can be heard clearly...

I also saw the gloomy eighteenth floor of hell. On a small hill outside the hell, there was a fat man covered in blood, hiding in a hole in an ancient tree, staring vigilantly outside...

And in this hill, there are so many ghost soldiers patrolling here and there...

"Found it!" He opened his eyes suddenly and said ecstatically.

"Where is it?" Runxi and Brother Shao looked at me at the same time.

It's rare that when the two of them ask me for help, they feel so proud!

Clearing his throat, he turned on the pretentious mode: "Brother Ju is on a small hill not far from the [-]th floor of hell."

"Oh?" Brother Shao squinted his eyes and said, "Wuliang Mountain?"

"Since it's there, just go directly!" Runxi obviously knew this place too.

"Brother Ju is hiding in a hole in an ancient tree right now." I quickly patted my chest to claim credit!

Runxi scratched my nose and said dotingly: "My Ming is getting stronger and stronger!"

Hey, I'd be even happier if he was referring to that!Staring at his crotch with evil intentions, he squinted and smiled: "You will find out in the evening!"

"Really?" Runxi leaned against my ear, breathing hot air, and pinched my butt hard.

Ma Dan, suddenly remembered, he is the one who is the best!Subconsciously rubbed my small waist, um, maybe since I ran away from home last time, the interval was too long, my small waist has returned to normal.

"Ahem!" Brother Shao coughed lightly twice and reminded, "How about I go by myself?"

I was so embarrassed that I broke free from Runxi's arms, and said with a flushed face, "No! Let's go together!"

Runxi smiled slightly, ignored brother Shao and took my hand and took off...

Looking back, I happened to see brother Shao's wide blue wings flying slowly...

Soon, the three of us landed in front of the ancient tree on Wuliang Mountain.

Brother Ju looked at us in astonishment, but he still crawled out of the tree hole.

"Master!" Brother Shao spoke slowly: "You and I are destined to be a master and apprentice, so let me send you back to heaven!"

Holy crap, brother Shao is really smart!Obviously it was Tianting who named him by name and said that Brother Ju must be replaced by Zhang Shuai, okay?

No matter how you listen, it seems that Brother Ju has to be grateful to Brother Shao's ancestors for eighteen generations.

Sure enough, after Brother Ju heard this, his fat body kept trembling, his mouth opened and opened again, and he said after a while: "Shaozi, I'm sorry! I owe you a favor, and I will definitely pay it back in the future!"

"Master! No need!" Brother Shao's lips trembled a few times: "It's just repaying your kindness for teaching!"

"Okay!" Brother Ju's eyes clearly had bright liquid against the sun, which made people's eyes hurt: "From now on, the fate between you and me as a master and apprentice is over! Tomorrow, goodbye is a stranger!"

After Brother Shao heard this, he knelt down on both knees and kowtowed three times to Brother Ju: "Kowtow three times to repay the teacher's kindness! From then on, the fate of master and apprentice is over!"

The liquid from the corners of Brother Ju's eyes finally flowed down, and a big man was crying, maybe it really hurt his heart.

Brother Shao raised his face, took a few deep breaths, and said to Brother Ju, "Please!"

As soon as the four of us returned to brother Shao's funeral shop, the people in the heavenly court escorted Zhang Shuai and came to ask us for someone.

The speed of the action is jaw-dropping.

If you say that there are no spies from heaven in the underworld, I wouldn't believe it if you beat me to death!It's too fucking obvious, okay?

But, fortunately, Zhang Shuai's grandson still looks alive and kicking, and he hurt others, without the slightest soft-spoken: "Grandson! Why did you come to save grandpa! Damn, you don't know, I almost..."

As soon as the words came to his lips, he was forced back by Runxi's two cold eyes, and suddenly found that even though he turned into an ordinary person, my brother's eyes are still quite sharp!

Sure enough, Zhang Shuai's grandson didn't dare to speak anymore. He drooped his head and went back to my house in dejection.

The people in the Heavenly Court took Brother Ju away, but they didn't make things difficult for us, and ran away directly.

Brother Shao, on the other hand, felt a little complicated after Brother Ziju left.

That's right, Brother Ju taught Brother Shao all the skills, but in the end, he was still from the enemy's camp. It is estimated that no one would change him.

feel good.

Runxi and I heaved a long sigh of relief, thinking beautifully in our hearts that we can finally have a good "play" when we go home at night

Just as he was about to open the door to go out, he was almost bumped into by Mr. Chang who rushed over in a hurry.

Seeing Mr. Chang coming, Brother Shao hurried over and asked, "Brother Ninth, what's the matter with you?"

Mr. Chang bit his lower lip, glanced at us again, and his Adam's apple moved a few times.

The author's gossip: Thank you for the wind and rain in July (the rain in August) for supporting me, okay!